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Are You Big Fellas Fightin’ Over Little ol’ Me?
“Boys, stop! You can both marry me!” - Abe Simpson (Queen of the Old West) I go out of town for the weekend, before I leave I put my Sunday post (about how news in July doesn’t mat… more »
Tethered Swimming
Beware Afghanistan
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 week ago: “We kicked down the back door, but then there was a metal door.” - Lenny On Monday Barac … more »
They’re Just Not That Into Us
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 weeks ago: “You don’t care about me! It’s my cookies! It’s always been the damn coo … more »
Pssst, We’re Still Not Bombing Iran. Pass It On.
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 weeks ago: “Which, if true, means death for us all.” - Kent Brockman The “Bomb Iran” ru … more »
First Principals
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “The only way you’ll get me to talk is through slow, painful torture and I don’t t … more »
Puppet Rebellion
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 1 month ago: “Good Heavens Smithers, they’re not afraid of me anymore!” - C.M. Burns Puppet. … more »
Whatever the Opposite of a Victory Lap Is
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 2 months ago: “And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered the Krustyland House o … more »
Questions, Quandaries and Quagmires
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “Chat away, I’ll just amuse myself with some pornographic playing cards.” - Mayor … more »
Iraq, Episode XI: A Failure by any Other Name
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 3 months ago: “Rocky “V”, that was the fifth one! So Rocky five, plus Rocky two, equals Rocky s … more »
Debts of Honor and Open Doors
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “When my family arrived in this country four months ago, we spoke no English and had no money … more »
Why Obama Matters
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 4 months ago: “Do you really think this is a good idea Randy?” - Sharon Marsh “If Saddam is buil … more »
Imperial Folly Is an Expensive Vice
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “Oh, don’t thank me. Thank an unprecedented eight-year military buildup.” - Bart … more »
Please Nominate This Man
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “You’re not just putting the new newspapers over the old ones, are you?” - Marge S … more »
Pakistan Can Care for Itself
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 6 months ago: “Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.” - Homer Sim … more »
An Open Letter to the American Government
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 7 months ago: “Dear baby, welcome to Dumpsville, population: you.” - Homer Simpson I have new hope, po … more »
Who's Afraid of the Big Bad Wolf?
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 8 months ago: “I know you are, but what am I?” - Bart Simpson Five months ago I wrote a post arguing t … more »
How Do You Spell “Cam Ranh Bay” in Arabic?
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 9 months ago: “Go away! There ain’t no monorail and there never was!” - Monorail Café Employe … more »
Of Straw and Camels' Backs
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 9 months ago: “You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing their weakness, I sent wave after wave … more »
Did Anyone Tell These People What “Blackwater” Means?
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 9 months ago: “We got a little rule back home, if it’s brown drink it down, if it’s black send i … more »
I Find Remakes Tedious
Zeno Amerikanos wrote 9 months ago: “The fact is you don’t have to be able to read to enjoy The Springfield Review of Books. … more »
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