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Do Not…I Repeat…Do NOT wash with Onions!!
Onions, long known to make cooks cry and dates go bad, apparently piss off monkeys. From New Scientist: If you wash yourself with raw onion, you might expect some aggression from your friends. Now it … more »
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Do Not…I Repeat…Do NOT wash with Onions!!
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punkeys wrote 4 days ago: Onions, long known to make cooks cry and dates go bad, apparently piss off monkeys. From New Scienti … more »
Space Chimps: Brainwashing Our Children!
punkeys wrote 1 week ago: Space Chimps opens in theaters today and we wanted to send out a warning. This piece of propaganda i … more »
Punkeys Have Our Number!
punkeys wrote 1 week ago: Another so-called “human” ability gone by the wayside. Seems the Punkeys get smarter eve … more »
Well I’ll be a Monkey’s Uncle…or Sister
punkeys wrote 2 weeks ago: The past few days we’ve talked about monkeys replacing us in the workplace. How about being re … more »
Even More Monkey Jobs
punkeys wrote 2 weeks ago: Another job stolen away by a chimp. This is becoming a serious issue. From IOL.com: Town hall staff … more »
Get the Flock Outta Here!
punkeys wrote 2 weeks ago: Punkeys have many ways of trying to overthrow humanity. Being cute is one, being clever is another. … more »
Immaculate Misconception
punkeys wrote 2 weeks ago: Scary developments a brewing over in India. Seems that sterilizing is not something Punkeys take kin … more »
Keeping it on the Down Low
punkeys wrote 3 weeks ago: What do you call a female that screams for the men, only to keep quiet from the other women so she c … more »
Planning and Plotting – The New Punkey Pastime
punkeys wrote 3 weeks ago: We’ve been warning about the monkey menace for awhile here, but now we have some scientific ev … more »
The reign in Spain is mainly, plain old Punkeys
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: In one of the biggest victories for the Punkey agenda happened in Spain. From Reuters: Spain’s … more »
Symbols of Our Downfall
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: Looks like monkeys are getting smarter by the day. This isn’t a Great Ape we’re talking … more »
Huggy cuddly chimps: The silent killers!
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: Wow. The punkey propaganda machine is revving on all cylinders with this news from Science Daily: Co … more »
Give a monkey a fish, he’ll eat for a day…
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: …But teach a monkey to fish, and they’ll take over the world! From China Daily: Long-tailed … more »
The Punkey School of Business
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: In one of the boldest moves yet, the monkey menace has infiltrated one of society’s hotbeds fo … more »
Chimps: The New Online Predator
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: With all the hubbub about social networking and how predators are surfing the interwebs looking for … more »
I’m Gibbon All My Love to You
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: We’ve seen some pretty blatant propaganda before but now the Punkeys are using this love story … more »
Home-cooked meals
punkeys wrote 1 month ago: Not only are monkeys and apes evolving their tactics to overthrow the human race, but their pallets … more »
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