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Season Preview: Pittsburgh Penguins4 comments

Hopper wrote 3 weeks ago: Another excruciatingly long summer is over. Actual hockey games are on the horizon. Because this is … more →

Tags: Penguins, Hopper, previews, Marc-Andre Fleury, Evgeni Malkin, Marian Hossa, Miroslav Satan

MYFO Takes Sidney Crosby Out Bar-Hopping For His 21st Birthday17 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 2 months ago: Just in case you haven’t flipped your NHL-approved calendar, today is Sidney Crosby’s 2 … more →

Tags: Penguins, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Bad Idea Jeans, MYFO Gang, Happy Birthday!, MYFO Field Trip, A MYFO Editor Collaboration

Hockey Jesus Tells it Like it Is3 comments

Hextall454 wrote 4 months ago: In the New Testament, Jesus Christ often chose to speak in parables.  Figuring that anything He sai … more →

Tags: Penguins, Hextall454, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Max Talbot

Bring on Angola!2 comments

Hextall454 wrote 4 months ago: Apparently, if you can arrange so that your biggest draws in your league can advance to your Finals … more →

Tags: Penguins, Hextall454, Alex Ovechkin, Mats Sundin, Fuck You ESPN, Pavel Datsyuk, ESPN, Mike Modano

BOMBSTACHE Needs Your Help6 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 4 months ago: Hello, friends. You may remember me from those Christian Children’s Fund commercials- those t … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Lazy column ideas, Guerrilla Blogging, Wrong Wrong Wrong, This won't end well, bad facial hair, BOMBSTACHE

Jonathan Davis Would Like To Have A Word With You About Sidney Crosby's Facial Hair14 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 4 months ago: A lot of comments have been made and plenty of ridicule has been heaped upon the Chosen One regardi … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Nightmare Fuel, Lazy column ideas, Guerrilla Blogging, Jonathan Davis, bad facial hair, BOMBSTACHE

I have some complaints3 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 5 months ago: You flightless tuxedo-wearing birds. I saw March of the Penguins. It sucked. Farce of the Penguins … more →

Tags: Rangers, Penguins, Reasonable Doubt, Gary Bettman sucks, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Not necessarily funny, sean avery, Jetlag and tension headaches make RD...something someth

ESPN's Awesome NHL Coverage Of The Week7 comments

Hopper wrote 5 months ago: From ESPN’s blurb about Dion Phaneuf being a finalist for the Norris Trophy: ” The 23-y … more →

Tags: Alex Ovechkin, ESPN

Get the cross ready, douchelick.7 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 5 months ago: Long ago, Lord Byron wrote, “The king-times are fast finishing. There will be blood shed like … more →

Tags: Rangers, Penguins, Reasonable Doubt, sean avery, This won't end well, This is How History is Made, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas, It has begun!, the end of days

The Garbage Pail Kids Predicted the Future of Sports: A MYFO/FCL Joint5 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 5 months ago: Hey there, crossover fans of 1980s nostalgia and sports!  Remember those wacky Garbage Pail Kids … more →

Tags: Weed Against Speed, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, sean avery, Marty Turco Professional Goalfenseman, Peter Forsberg, This is How History is Made, MYFO Simulpost, garbage pail kids

MYFO Liveblog: Biblical Battle - Penguins v. Rangers7 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 6 months ago: Evening, gang! Versus is just getting cranked up, so join us after the jump for some sweet liveblog … more →

Tags: Rangers, Penguins, Gary Bettman sucks, Guerrilla Blogging, MYFO Gang, sean avery, Liveblogging, Open thread

TWW: MYFO Live Blog tonight!2 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 6 months ago: That’s right, cats and kittens. Your friendly MYFO Gang will be liveblogging the Titanic Bibl … more →

Tags: Rangers, Penguins, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, MYFO Gang, sean avery, This won't end well, Liveblogging, Fuck You ESPN

The Playoffs According to Biff1 comment

Raskolnikov wrote 6 months ago:   Pierre McGuire: Chemistry with Hossa getting better? Sidney Crosby: It’s gettin’ there. … more →

Tags: Penguins, raskolnikov, Pierre McGuire, Biff, Christopher Moore's Check is in the Mail, Lame Allusions

Every Game Needs a Toskala6 comments

Hextall454 wrote 6 months ago: What I wouldn’t give to be in an NCAA Bracket pool against Vesa Toskala right now. Clearly, it … more →

Tags: Penguins, Maple Leafs, Hextall454, vesa toskala, commercials

WWHJD?3 comments

Hextall454 wrote 6 months ago: Dick jokes aside, Oral Roberts University is a liberal arts Christian school in the heart of Tulsa, … more →

Tags: Penguins, Not Hockey, Hextall454, Bracket This!

Easter Came Early This Year3 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 7 months ago: After the Sabbath, at dawn on the second day of the week, Ty Conklin and the other Tyler went to lo … more →

Tags: Penguins, Weed Against Speed, Injuries, Wrong Wrong Wrong, Bad Idea Jeans, Resurrections, Going To Hell

Our God is an Awesome God8 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 7 months ago: So the Penguins deal away Colby Armstrong for Marian Hossa. Hossa is either acclaimed and reviled, … more →

Tags: Penguins, Reasonable Doubt, Injuries, Classic Works of Art

Kris Beech: The Pope of Pittsburgh4 comments

lenoceur wrote 8 months ago: Hockey Jesus is dead (OK, temporarily disabled). Who shall serve in his stead? Who will be the Vica … more →

Tags: Penguins, LeNoceur, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Bad MS Paint, More blasphemy

The Penguins and Senators are Getting Totally Screwed By Having to Play Overseas Next Season; The Rangers and Lightning? Not So Much3 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 8 months ago: In his sublimely entertaining appearance in the broadcast booth during Sunday night’s All-Sta … more →

Tags: NHL, Rangers, Penguins, Senators, Lightning, Weed Against Speed, Gary Bettman sucks, Across the pond hockey, Eastern European Punani for everyone