I spend a lot of time thinking about Liv Tyler and the guy who is her husband and the father of her child. I don’t know his name, he’s just The Singer From Spacehog. He was the guy from Sp… more →
The Cold Inclusivepaulmct wrote 7 months ago: Let’s talk more about sex, baby. As I discussed the other day, The Georgia Straight publishe … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 9 months ago: I spend a lot of time thinking about Liv Tyler and the guy who is her husband and the father of her … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 10 months ago: Kim Kardashian keeps wanting you to take your shirt off in public. What is the deal. It’s like … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 10 months ago: Josh came over the other day to help you move some sheetrock. You’re redoing part of the basem … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 11 months ago: Criss Angel is going to mindfreak you tonight. He promised. Maybe “mindfreak” isn’ … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: No was willing to have sex with Perez Hilton. I’m talking about no one. And I know what you … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: You were staring at all that remained of Steven Tyler: some bones and skin and feathered hair, held … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: Traffic to porn star Brandi Belle’s website had been headed steadily downward, ever since she … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: You were naked, hiding/reading a magazine behind a leather couch, deep in a sub-basement of David Ha … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: After the wrap party Paul brought you back to his house. Stumbling tipsy up the dark stairs. In the … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: Finally, fully prepared to just give up and be sad forever, having exhausting every other option und … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: She spotted you in the audience at a taping of The View. During a commercial break she pulled one of … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: Blind item: Which celebrity, who recently made the cover of People’s 100 Most Beautiful People … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: You were bent over–feet on the floor, hands on the bed–thinking. “Fucking someone … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: A friend and I went to a Cobrasnake party the other night. I left with some (act-|wait-)tress who, i … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: The energy of that woman. And you’re not even talking about during. During, sure, fine, whatev … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: You climbed down off him and sighed, tumbling into the Egyptian cotton imbroglio. The catching of br … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: If we’re going to blame society for the things you do wrong, we can also blame it for the thin … more →
Jason Stratham wrote 1 year ago: Is there a term for the fetish of face-licking? Is that even an actual fetish? I guess it must be. W … more →