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My Many Breakups
Names I thought about calling this blog
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mymanybreakups wrote 2 months ago: *I_hate_everyone.com *No good in your goodbying.com *Just say no to men and chocolate.com *I act imm … more »
How to write the long-languishing oratory of your life
mymanybreakups wrote 2 months ago: Like most writers, I’m really quite fascinated with myself. And I’ve toyed with the idea … more »
Taken
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mymanybreakups wrote 3 months ago: Today a little boy ran up to me while I was on my walk and said, “My name is Charlie. And you … more »
KT's urban dictionary: Entry one.
mymanybreakups wrote 3 months ago: Luv* *Cute aphorism for liking someone or wanting to get on their good side. Usually used on IM, cel … more »
Flashback!(OR "The best of edition...")
mymanybreakups wrote 6 months ago: I wrote this in an email (this was before myspace, kids) to one of my friends in 2003: So, according … more »
Conversation.
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mymanybreakups wrote 6 months ago: Paul: You have a boyfriend? Me: Yeah… Paul: Wait. YOU have a boyfriend? Me: Um. Yeah. Paul: Is … more »
If God had blessed me with extraordinary genes...
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Adversarial forces.
mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: P: I had a dream that the girl I am dating was a snake and wanted to eat me. Me: And then what … more »
My favorite line.
mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: The most common pickup line (it’s more of a paragraph really) I get from men is this: “You … more »
The regular new: Part deux
mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: P, the ever self-searching friend that I, in spite of my better efforts to rid myself of him, have a … more »
The rebellion will be sold to you in pieces.
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: Have you guys noticed that I’m a rebel? I, like, totally am. I dressed in black in high schoo … more »
Could I bother you for some dignity?
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: I was once hit on by a man who had just urinated on himself. I was sitting at the bar, sippin … more »
I suppose it happens to the best of us.
mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: Someone was listening to Elliot Smith in the office today and I actually heard myself say the words, … more »
I know what I know. I know what I’ll turn into.
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: My marriage will end on a Tuesday. It will be raining. I will be running some inconsequential erran … more »
Again-Why can't I be like other women?
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: The other day I ran into a girl that I’ve known since grade school, but haven’t seen since I gra … more »
The men that I date should know this…
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: These are genuine, heartfelt compliments when they come from me: “I like you better than dr … more »
Could this be real?
mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: At the quickie mart down the street from where I work there is a clerk who barely speaks English, bu … more »
Our souls are locked and broken: A discussion about art.
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: Today a friend and me had a discussion about art. He’s a painter. Unlike me, he is very talented … more »
Hexes, curses and bindings.
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mymanybreakups wrote 1 year ago: I am talking to my friend B. about a recent breakup: Me: He told me he’d never felt th … more »
