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I'm too tired to Blog :(

Listen.  Yesterday was an exhausting day, I literally cooked for TWELVE hours! I’m not exaggerating. I got up at 7:30 am, and proceeded to begin cooking breakfast at approximately 8:00 am.  307 more words

Food Rant

Coffee naps are better than coffee or naps alone

If you’re feeling sleepy and want to wake yourself up — and have 20 minutes or so to spare before you need to be fully alert — there’s something you should try. 85 more words

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How I totally screwed up a guaranteed night of sex.....then had an Epiphany!

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So, today I had this great idea. I would grab one of my new wigs, doll myself up with makeup, and send my sweetie sweet messages all day at work so by the time he got home, it would be on and popping! 1,170 more words

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Someone Calls Me Mom?

People just kind of know that I am not the most “kid friendly” type of person when they meet me.

I am an only child who never, ever had the slightest desire to babysit one single day in my life. 1,050 more words

Life

You should buy stock in 'Inspiration Mining Corp'. (NOT!)

Well, it’s about time that I start to nag about spam again. This time someone really would like people to go trade on the financial market. 1,383 more words

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Blissfully Beige

My friend Doug would say that living beige is banal; It’s bland, simply…surviving.

I beg to differ.

For the first time in my life, I’m choosing beige. 304 more words

Life

Tomorrow never comes!

So here I am it’s almost 10.30 I’m done with breakfast and I’m waiting to go running at 11 am in the morning when there’s not too much rush at the gym and I can be myself and go at my speed and there’s no judging there are no bulky muscles around and I’m thinking to myself, all right get off your bum wear your clothes, tie your shoes and get out. 319 more words

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