BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Ovie: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ … no, noez more pie, mama … I’z gonna doodie allz over the seat … Five minutes later And that’z why,… more →
Melt Your Face-OffRaskolnikov wrote 1 month ago: BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! BZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Ovie: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ … no, noez … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 2 months ago: GREENY RESIGNED? YAAAAAYY!!! I don’t know what I’s do without my Peaches! If he had leave, we … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 4 months ago: Hey, Lassie! Let’s play game! I’ll be Tom Kostophiphoponpopoulos, youz be female! S … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 5 months ago: Friday March 21, 2008: The Capitals Locker Room Late Friday night, The Capitals congratulated Alex O … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 5 months ago: *Sigh*, why must we haz this silly Ceres Money? Why is they welcoming back this old guy, … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 5 months ago: This iz holiest time of year. When mythologies are created, like Bob Coztaz beating Steve Sulliva … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 6 months ago: *Alexander Ovechkin approaches Nicklas Backstrom with a notecard* Ovie: Nick, canz I talk to … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 6 months ago: Only one gole in last atez games? No, this will not do. Teddy payz big bucks to play at th … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 6 months ago: Ovie: Honey, I tolds you!! I text, “I hits these posts in honor of Brendan Haywood free throws … more →
Raskolnikov wrote 7 months ago: COLON BUS BLEW JACKETS? When I tookz that stuff, I blews a kilo of Froot Rollups! Saw the … more →