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Foreign advice from my nonchalant grandmother

It had been a couple of days since my family and I had arrived in Durres – Albania, this July just gone. We’d come back from the beach near our summer apartments and decided we’d visit my father’s parents in Kamez, Tirane. 355 more words


Dating & Success In The Really Real World

“I don’t want to dine alone; I don’t want to die an old maid.”

-Derringer, The Sessile Coast, 2008

Aw, hel, I’ll just come on out with it: I can’t attract woman; girls doughnut like me; I cannot elate, nor I am I relatable to the opposing sex — the foeman girl sex; I am all thumbs, and when I speak to flammable gurls, I get like, marbles in my mouth; I am not comfortable in my human body, and I feel like I’m from another planet; and lastly, I’m not cool, nor good-looking or astrictive to the opposite sex — the famel gurl sex. 1,401 more words


Thought Splat

I wish I worked in a programming language where you control the pointers because then I could say “splat” a lot.



With apologies to Lewis Carroll and his fans including me


‘Twas feelring ,and the grimy stoats
Said,wire a bumble to the knave.
All grimly were tomorrows moaned… 157 more words


No. 611

The Stars and Me! By CpSingleton © 2014

There’s so many stars to see.
Even when the moon is full and when the clouds are grey and dull! 135 more words


Some Nerves

Some people must understand what I am talking right now. OMG, I am not weird or anything. But the more I think about it, the more I question my sanity. 121 more words