msn-sayings &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://wordpress.com/tag/msn-sayings/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "msn-sayings" Sat, 30 Aug 2008 13:23:10 +0000 http://wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[cool msn quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=49 Wed, 14 May 2008 11:26:08 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=49 Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's EveMiddle age is when you're forced to
~good quotes about New Year of Bill Vaughn

Youth is a wonderful thingWhat a crime to waste it on children
~famous sayings on Birthdays by George Bernard Shaw

The pioneers of a warless world are the [youth] who refuse military service.
~motivational quotations on War by Albert Einstein

In youth we are plagued by desire; in later years, by the desire to feel desire.
~wise youth sayings by Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

Every time history repeats itself, the price goes up. I have heard it said that the first ingredient of success the earliest spark in the dreaming youth -- is this: dream a great dream
~saying by John A. Appleman

]]> <![CDATA[Cool One Liners]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=48 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:01:02 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=48 Better an end with pain, than pain with no end.
Author: Unknown

Better to light a candle, than to curse the darkness.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Better untaught than ill-taught.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Author: Unknown
Source: None
Be ye fishers of men, you catch them -- He will clean them.
Author: Unknown
Source: None

]]> <![CDATA[Cool Quotes About Love & Cute Sayings]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=47 Thu, 01 May 2008 16:24:15 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=47 "Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love."
William Shakespeare

"Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
William Shakespeare
"Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
Alfred Lord Tennyson
"No cord or cable can draw so forcibly, or bind so fast, as love can do with a single thread."
Robert Burton
"To live is like love, all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it."
Samuel Butler
"We always deceive ourselves twice about the people we love - first to their advantage, then to their disadvantage."
Albert Camus

]]> <![CDATA[cool quotes for screen names]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=46 Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:47:55 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/?p=46 Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

"It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?"

I drink to make other people interesting.

I got a dog and named him "Stay". Now, I go "Come here, Stay!". After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK.

"Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each, and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making any sense, became emotional, and couldn't drive. No further testing is planned."

]]> <![CDATA[Humor - Quotes Funny - Funny Quotations - Funny Sayings]]> http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/humor-quotes-funny-funny-quotations-funny-sayings/ Wed, 12 Mar 2008 12:18:19 +0000 raimialders http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2008/03/12/humor-quotes-funny-funny-quotations-funny-sayings/ An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.  ~Willaim Castle


If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me.  ~Song title by Jimmy Buffet

Man was predestined to have free will.  ~Hal Lee Luyah

Maybe this world is another planet's hell.  ~Aldous Huxley

Murphy was an optimist.  ~O'Toole's Commentary

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.  ~Nicholas Chamfort

]]> <![CDATA[Funny one liners]]> http://funnyquotesandsayings.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/funny-one-liners/ Sat, 19 Jan 2008 08:08:24 +0000 roxiocalcio http://funnyquotesandsayings.wordpress.com/2008/01/19/funny-one-liners/ Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
Plan to be spontaneous, tomorrow.

]]> <![CDATA[cool teenage quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/cool-teenage-quotes-2/ Tue, 15 Jan 2008 14:35:21 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2008/01/15/cool-teenage-quotes-2/ Add life to your years, instead of years to your life.
 

We don't inherite the Earth from our parents, we borrow it from our children.
 

I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a docter about it, but I didn't really care.
 ~sweet saying by Funny Life

Children will soon forget your presents, they will always remember your presence.~Dobson
 

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your kids.
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
 

If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, who's the idiot that said: Quit while you're ahead?
 ~cute cool teenage quote

]]> <![CDATA[Hilarious one liners and funny sayings]]> http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/hilarious-one-liners-and-funny-sayings/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 17:01:00 +0000 raimialders http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/hilarious-one-liners-and-funny-sayings/ The philosophy exam was a piece of cake — which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Don’t be so open-minded that your brains fall out.

“It’s me and you against the world. So when do we attack?”

I drink to make other people interesting.

]]> <![CDATA[friends quotes for aim buddy profile]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/friends-quotes-for-aim-buddy-profile/ Wed, 19 Dec 2007 15:57:04 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/12/19/friends-quotes-for-aim-buddy-profile/ Before I got in touch with u,
I used to gaze at stars as they were only my friends.
But after I met u,I started believing
that stars do fall on Earth.

Friendship is a promise spoken by the heart
is not given by plege, nor written on paper,
but promise renewed everytime friends keep in touch.

Friends are like bum cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

]]> <![CDATA[Funny Sayings On Work]]> http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2007/12/09/funny-sayings-on-work/ Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:51:32 +0000 raimialders http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2007/12/09/funny-sayings-on-work/ # I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.  I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

# Inasmuch as the earth is 2/3 water and 1/3 land, it is clear that our time should be divided. 2/3 fishing and 1/3 work.

# Quote from the Boss: I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.

# The world is full of willing people -- some willing to work and some willing to let them. - Robert Frost.

# There can't be a crisis today, my schedule is already full.

]]> <![CDATA[cool short sayings]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/cool-short-sayings/ Sat, 08 Dec 2007 16:38:02 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/12/08/cool-short-sayings/ Life becomes useless and insipid when we have no longer either friends or enemies.

Cool Funny Quotes

It is better to stay silent and be thought a fool, than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

Teamwork…means never having to take all the blame yourself.

I no longer have the fear of being alone. It’s cool to find out that you don’t need a boyfriend to be happy.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there ?

]]> <![CDATA[funny sayings for msn]]> http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/funny-sayings-for-msn-2/ Sun, 02 Dec 2007 17:00:03 +0000 raimialders http://funnyquotes365.wordpress.com/2007/12/02/funny-sayings-for-msn-2/ # Misfortune Shows Those Who Are Not Really Friends
# I Don't Have To Be Careful, I've Got A Gun

# YOU Laugh Because I M Different I Laugh Because You're All The Same. ! Hehehe
# Not Me, Not Now, Maybe Later�
# Bad Spellers Untie!
# I'm Looking Forward To Regretting This
# There Are No Stupid Questions, Just Stupid People
# The Rich Get Richer And The Poor Get Children
# The Higher You Are, The Farther You Fall

]]> <![CDATA[Cool sayings for msn names]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/12/01/cool-sayings-for-msn-names/ Sat, 01 Dec 2007 13:46:48 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/12/01/cool-sayings-for-msn-names/
  • Most People Walk In And Out Of You Life. But Only Friends Leave Footprints In Your Heart
  • A Wise Monkey Never Monkies With Another Monkey's Monkey!
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  • People Who Think They Know Everything Are Annoying To Those Of Us Who Do
  • Alcohol Doesn't Solve Any Problems, But Milk Do?
  • We Came, We Saw, We Drank Beer
  • Many People Quit Looking For Work When They Find A Job.
  • When Cows Laugh, Does Milk Come Out Of Their Nose?
  • Last Night I Was Looking At The Stars And I Was Wondering Where The Heck Is My Ceiling!
  • Last Night I Looked Up At The Stars And Matched Each One With A Reason Why I Love You I Was Doing Great, But Then I Ran Out Of Stars
    • ]]>         <![CDATA[funny msn sayings]]> http://funnyquotesandsayings.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/funny-msn-sayings/ Sat, 24 Nov 2007 16:16:42 +0000 roxiocalcio http://funnyquotesandsayings.wordpress.com/2007/11/24/funny-msn-sayings/    A diamond is just a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.
     ~humorous quotes about Clean Jokes by Robert Palmer

    Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside?
     ~funny sayings about msn by Funny Guy

    Woman are intoxicants enough without the hard stuff. Of Course, Woman are usually the reason we resort to the hard stuff though.
     ~Hilarious funny msn quotes

    I wanted to be a procrastinator... I just never got around to it.
     ~humorous quotes about procrastinate by

    Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks
     ~funny sayings about msn by Jean Kerr

    ]]>         <![CDATA[msn sayings]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/msn-sayings/ Wed, 31 Oct 2007 16:40:32 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/10/31/msn-sayings/    You can't be late until you show up.
     ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

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    YES this is my truck, NO I won't help you move!.
     ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

    It's always good for you to see me again.
     ~cute saying about teenage love

    My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
     ~sweet cute teenage love quotes about Pickup Lines

    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
     ~sweet quote about Cute Sayings

    ]]>         <![CDATA[Cool Love Quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/10/22/cool-love-quotes/ Mon, 22 Oct 2007 17:03:44 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/10/22/cool-love-quotes/   Love is like the wind, you can't see it,
    but you can feel it.  Romantic sayings by Anonymous

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     A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway
      Love Quotes by Fr. Jerome Cummings

     You say that love is nonsense....I tell you it is no such thing. For weeks and months it is a steady physical pain, an ache about the heart, never leaving one, by night or by day; a long strain on one's nerves like toothache or rheumatism, not intolerable at any one instant, but exhausting by its steady drain on the strength
      ~Source : Henry Brooks Adams's love life relationship quotes

     Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end
      Romantic sayings by George W. Bush

     You should always be careful on how you choose your friends because they are the ones that will back you up one day
      Love Quotes by Anonymous

    ]]>         <![CDATA[Cool Short Quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/cool-short-quotes/ Tue, 02 Oct 2007 15:43:59 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/cool-short-quotes/    I've been dieting for the past month, but all I lost was 31 days!!
     ~cute saying about cool for myspace profile

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    100,000 Sperm And You Were The Fastest?
     ~sweet cool sayings for myspace profile about Cool Quotes

    I Feel Like I’m Diagonally Parked In A Parallel Universe
     ~sweet quote about Cute Quotes

    Broken promises don't bother me at all. I just wonder why they keep believing me.
     ~cool quote about One liner

    Possesive???Me?? Nah, I was just sick the day they discussed sharing in Kindergarten
     ~cute saying about cool for myspace profile

    Black holes are where God divided by zero.
     ~sweet cool sayings for myspace profile about Cool Quotes

    ]]>         <![CDATA[Cool Quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/30/cool-quotes/ Sun, 30 Sep 2007 15:09:27 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/30/cool-quotes/    If you can read this you are too close..
     ~cute saying about Cute Sayings

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    Be good or be good at it!
     ~sweet quote about Cool Cute Quotes

    Before you run, I am not a freak.
     ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

    Look out! Behind you!
     ~cute saying about Cute Sayings

    Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes
     ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

    ]]>         <![CDATA[Cool Pickup Lines]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/cool-pickup-lines/ Fri, 28 Sep 2007 17:31:50 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/28/cool-pickup-lines/    I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
     ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

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    Live as long as you like. It won't shorten how long you're dead.
     ~cute saying about wet girls

    Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
     ~sweet wet girls cute about Pickup Lines

    Anything in parenthesis can (not) be ignored.
     ~sweet quote about One liner

    They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
     ~cool quote about Cool Quotes

    100% Irony Free
     ~cute saying about wet girls

    ]]>         <![CDATA[cool teenager sayings]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/26/cool-teenager-sayings/ Wed, 26 Sep 2007 15:16:34 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/26/cool-teenager-sayings/    It’s Lonely At The Top, But You Eat Better.
     ~funny quotes about Cute Sayings by

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    Jesus Is Coming! Look Busy!
     ~humorous sayings about witty by

    It's time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.
     ~funny quotes about Cute Sayings by

    People before profits!
     ~humorous sayings about witty by

    You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
     ~funny quotes about Pickup Lines by

    ]]>         <![CDATA[Cool Funny Quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/24/cool-funny-quotes/ Mon, 24 Sep 2007 14:13:16 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/24/cool-funny-quotes/    Caution: I drive like you do!
     ~sweet girls in tight t shirts about Cool Quotes

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    Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
     ~sweet quote about Cool Sayings

    Reality is a figment of your imagination.
     ~cool quote about Cool Sayings

    Eschew Obfuscation
     ~cute saying about girls in tight t shirts

    I'm a cruel and heartless bitch but I’m damn good at it
     ~sweet girls in tight t shirts about Cool Quotes

    I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock!
     ~sweet quote about Pick-Up Line

    Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?
     ~cool quote about Pickup Lines

    ]]>         <![CDATA[cool teen sayings to put on a profile]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/22/cool-teen-sayings-to-put-on-a-profile/ Sat, 22 Sep 2007 16:06:22 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/22/cool-teen-sayings-to-put-on-a-profile/    It s no use closing the stable door after the horse has bolted.
     ~sweet quote about Cool Cute Quotes

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    My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
     ~cool quote about Cool Cute Quotes

    Hey, where did your smile go? (Check back pocket) Here it is!
     ~cute saying about profile

    I know my biology
     ~sweet cute profile quotes about it's your biology I don't know.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
     ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

    Change Is Inevitable, Except From A Vending Machine
     ~cool quote about Cool Quotes

    ]]>         <![CDATA[cool profile sayings]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/19/cool-profile-sayings/ Wed, 19 Sep 2007 14:58:16 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/19/cool-profile-sayings/ They keep saying the right person will come along
     ~cool quote about I think a truck hit mine.

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    Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one
     ~cute saying about Pickup Lines

    Clones are people two.
     ~sweet quote about One liner

    Much can be achieved with a smile. Admittedly, much more can be achieved with a smile and a gun.
     ~cool quote about One liner

    Kevorkian for Surgeon General
     ~cute saying about Cute Sayings

    ]]>         <![CDATA[cool profile quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/cool-profile-quotes/ Sun, 16 Sep 2007 13:20:43 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/16/cool-profile-quotes/    I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
     ~cute saying about profile

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    High beams were made to piss people off!
     ~sweet cute profile quotes about Cute Quotes

    My leech would like you as a new host.
     ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

    Dear Journal: I've figured out what's been causing my writer's cramp, that's why this is my last entry.
     ~cool quote about One liner

    Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
     ~cute saying about profile

    I think that I think, therefore I think that I am.
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    Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
     ~sweet quote about Pickup Lines

    ]]>         <![CDATA[cool teen quotes || funny quotes]]> http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/14/cool-teen-quotes/ Fri, 14 Sep 2007 16:40:53 +0000 derekorihiem http://coolquotessayings.wordpress.com/2007/09/14/cool-teen-quotes/ Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark
    ~Hilarious cool teen sayings

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    To be, or not to be, those are the parameters
    ~humorous quotes about Cute sayings by Cute Girl

    Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
    Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

    ~funny sayings about cool teen by Albert Einstein

    And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal
    ~Hilarious cool teen sayings

    A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice
    ~humorous quotes about Wisdom quotes by Bill Cosby

    Write legible complaint in this space ||
    ~funny sayings about cool teen by

    It is not enough to do your best; you must know what to do, and THEN do your best
    ~Hilarious cool teen sayings

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