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Three Months Salary? Try Ten Years Training
So me and Mikka and Tina the Lesbian are down the pub for a few pints of Michael Phelps Gold Medal Ale. It goes down smooth and in world record time, but it has the aftertaste of a sweaty Speedo bod… more →
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Samurai Cathy vs. Tina the Lesbian
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renalfailure wrote 1 week ago: As Samurai Cathy and Mikka’s relationship heads past the seven month mark, the time has come f … more →
I'm not holding back Dow Jones' hair while he vomits
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renalfailure wrote 3 weeks ago: In addressing the recent problems in the stock market, President Bush said that “Wall Street g … more →
Samurai Cathy vs. Anonymous Doug
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Anonymous Doug and I are having some after-work drinks down at the Bass-to-Bass. Well, Anonymous Do … more →
Just Another Lonely Friday
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: I was supposed to be hanging with the fliest peckerwood to ever walk the Senate floor Trent Lott, bu … more →
Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse: Epilogue
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: “So both Tag Larkin and Ninja Vicki left without paying?” I say. “Yeah, and we had … more →
Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse Part 4
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: The double-date from hell stumbles toward the dessert and after-dinner drinks portion of the night. … more →
Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse Part 3
renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: The forced double-date between Mikka/Samurai Cathy and Ninja Vicki/Tag Larkin continues as the chef … more →
Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse Part 2
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Mikka has seen a lot of crazy shit in his time on earth, like the time he saw his friend with his di … more →
Treachery at the Japanese Steakhouse Part 1
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renalfailure wrote 1 month ago: Mikka and Samurai Cathy have been dating for six months, and have admittedly fallen into a little ru … more →
At least they beat out Dustin the Irish Turkey
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renalfailure wrote 2 months ago: “A travesty of musical justice!” And we’re not talking about American Idol. We … more →
Some gave more, we all gave less
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renalfailure wrote 3 months ago: So President Bush stopped playing golf while the war in Iraq was/is on. Well, actually, he said he … more →
Unwelcomed Nomenclature
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renalfailure wrote 3 months ago: It’s another round of Renal Failure’s Naming Babies That Aren’t Ours. This time it … more →
Your tiger style is no match for my autograph collection
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renalfailure wrote 4 months ago: Mikka’s been thinking about taking up martial arts, seeing how he’s dating a samurai. So … more →
Are There Irish Samurai?
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renalfailure wrote 4 months ago: Mikka is slowly introducing his girlfriend Samurai Cathy to his circle of friends, which in turn is … more →
Just don't bring up Samurai Pizza Cats
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: Mikka and Samurai Cathy have made it past the two month mark in their relationship, and the time has … more →
Naming babies that aren't ours
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renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: Regular Renal Reader, Friend of the Failure, and Possible Kidney Donor Kate from Minnesota is due to … more →
My Missing Month in China
renalfailure wrote 5 months ago: Mikka’s sister Riikka was born on February 29th. She’s handled not being able to celebra … more →
Russell Stover doesn't make swords
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renalfailure wrote 6 months ago: “So, what’cha get Samurai Cathy for Valentine’s Day?” I ask. “Bamboo, … more →
My ribs are broken, but my cancer's gone
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renalfailure wrote 6 months ago: Mikka does not have health insurance. He can’t afford it and the wonton soup factory doesn … more →
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