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The Open Road.
I guess I must have seen enough of people to get together a pretty nice theory on animal nature. The sort of theory they write books about, and then thin guys in tight black shirts pretend they’… more »
Reynard Noir: The Seedy Underworld of Slylock Fox
The Open Road.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 week ago: I guess I must have seen enough of people to get together a pretty nice theory on animal nature. The … more »
Gumshoe.
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Reynard Noir wrote 2 weeks ago: “These, ahem, ‘gold coins’ of yours tend to get stolen an awful lot, seems to me. … more »
Have I Really Been Planning This Entry All Along?
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Reynard Noir wrote 4 weeks ago: The room is unnaturally still. It smells like a lot of things: sawdust, stale oil, humidity, spoiled … more »
Mama Take This Badge Off Of Me, I Can't Use It Anymore.
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Reynard Noir wrote 1 month ago: Hey dere Max. Hey, Dog. See, dat’s whut I talkin bout. Fox never did bother lernin mah name, j … more »
Hungerstruck.
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Reynard Noir wrote 2 months ago: I sez youz gots ta eat, so youz gots ta eat! N-no! Mos people’s glad ta get dis stuff! Dere … more »
Marathon Mouse.
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Reynard Noir wrote 2 months ago: Whoever designed this hall was either a sadist or a failed trombone player. It’s long, twisty, … more »
We're So Sorry, Uncle Albert.
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Reynard Noir wrote 2 months ago: He blinks in surprise at me with the door half-open. Oh… I didn’t expect to see you. … more »
Oh Dam.
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Reynard Noir wrote 2 months ago: It’d been raining all day. Most of the beat officers were off with emergency crews, and the st … more »
The Maltese Laundry.
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Reynard Noir wrote 4 months ago: Sometimes it feels like this city is haunted. Not by ghosts. By crime. It’s soaked into the si … more »
Why, He's Just Misunderstod.
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Reynard Noir wrote 4 months ago: “Alright, let’s get this over with- gah.” Whutsa matta? “It’s… r … more »
Not By The Hair Of Their Chinny Chin Chins.
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Reynard Noir wrote 4 months ago: I’ve heard them say that there’s two kinds of cops; the quick, and the dead. Maybe make … more »
He Even Stutters In His Internal Monologue.
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Reynard Noir wrote 4 months ago: They s-s-say I’m b-boring! B-b-boring! M-me! The m-most m-menacing rouge in this whole r-ridic … more »
Not A Cheap Melodrama.
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Reynard Noir wrote 4 months ago: Hey- Aw Gawd Sly! Dere’s a Hideous Mutan’ on da ski lift! “Max, you shouldn’ … more »
Most 'Suredly So, Sir! De Whole Ball o' Wax!
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Reynard Noir wrote 5 months ago: I know I’m-a gonna regret askin dis, but whut da blue monkey heck’re we doin in Casablan … more »
They Must Broadcast This On The Fox Network.
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Reynard Noir wrote 5 months ago: “So what’s the problem this time?” One of the lights, shorted right the hell out. … more »
The Ace of Spaz.
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Reynard Noir wrote 5 months ago: I’ve heard the expression ‘lonely streets’ once or twice. Usually it’s in so … more »
I Guess This Means Bob Weber Takes Christmas Off Too.
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Reynard Noir wrote 6 months ago: I spy, wit my littul eye, sumtin beginnin wit O. “I’m not playing this, Max.” Aw c … more »
The Unstoppable BrooheMopth.
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Reynard Noir wrote 6 months ago: G-gnyaha! N-now I have you, S-sl-slylock! Now n-n-none shall stand between me and my n-nefarious g- … more »
One of Her is More Than Enough.
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Reynard Noir wrote 6 months ago: Pokey enuff place, ain’t it? I have to agree, but I’m not gonna tell him that. Instead I … more »
