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"MULTITASKING" - update1 comment

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 5 months ago: Here is something that makes me want to shove a cannon up my ass and light the fuse…  MULTITA … more »

Tags: Life, multitasking

Yayyy! Back on stage to spread his madness!

zrosemarie wrote 6 months ago: On Saturday, Jan 5th, 2008 at 8:00 P.M., Mad Markie will be premiering his brand-new act, “Bod … more »

Tags: Stars, Comedy, clarion hotel, cooking for cannibals, Jacksonville, Latest, News, Nurse, Show

ODE TO FLOOZIE

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 6 months ago: Got me a GPS for Christmas. About time, because I do a lot of driving to strange places, and if ther … more »

Tags: asshole, Bitch, BJ's, Christmas, Driving, Girlfriend, gloozie, Google, GPS

Mark Wirtz - "The Marc Peters Years" (1975 to 1978)

zrosemarie wrote 6 months ago: The final retrospective selections from “The Marc Peters Years” (1975 to 197   is now … more »

Tags: Stars, Music, marc peters, poor little fool, helen reddy, Leon Russell, tommy kight, vicky leandros, nick & the cherries

BLIND DATE1 comment

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Jack liked people very much. But he was very shy. While every one of his buddies had girlfriends, he … more »

Tags: Life, abstract, Attraction, Beauty, Blind date, Chemistry, Dreams, Friends, Girlfriend

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Tags: Stars, slideshow, Comedy, grocer jack, Rock, 60's

WHAT IF LOVE WERE AN AIRLINE?3 comments

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: No human endeavor in all of evolution has suffered as many casualties as love and relationships. Wha … more »

Tags: Life, Airline, Chemistry, Divorce, Fantasy, Happy, Love, Relationships, Reservations

THOUGHTS THAT KEEP ME AWAKE AT NIGHT

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Squares are cranky circles. Anchovies are sardines with an attitude. Limes are envious lemons. Hair … more »

Tags: Life, anchovies, Birth, Haystacks, Heaven, Jokes, Memories, Relationships, squares

BOOB JOBS 2 comments

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Plastic surgery is all the rage, isn’t it? Like, Boob Jobs are so common these days, Teenagers … more »

Tags: Life, Boob Jobs, boobs, God, implants, Magazines, Tits, TV, Women

WE NEED FIXING!

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Nothing wrong with a nip and a tuck… We need fixing! Let’s face it, a lot of our stuff i … more »

Tags: Life, bodies, genitals

GOD-STUFF,part 3:ADAM AND EVE AND MURPHY

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Talking about Adam and Eve… that wasn’t really a snake in Paradise, you know — oh, … more »

Tags: Religion and Philosophy, Religion, God, Adam, EVE, human, Eden, Mother Nature, God Stuff

GOD-STUFF, part 2: CREATION

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Yep, we need fixing. We weren’t that well made to begin with, were we? I mean, for starters, w … more »

Tags: Religion and Philosophy, Religion, God, Mother Nature, God Stuff, New age, Adam and Eve, paradise, Murphy's Law

GOD-STUFF, part 1

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: I’m not really religious, I’m “spiritual.” Which, of course, is nothing but … more »

Tags: Religion and Philosophy, Religion, God, Mother Nature, God Stuff, New age, Adam and Eve, paradise, Murphy's Law

MULTI-TASKING

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: Multitasking is overrated and, quite frankly, it sucks! It’s nothing but the latest addition t … more »

Tags: Life, Multi-tasking

CHANTIX - The new quit-smoking wonder drug

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: OK, I tried it. And I must say — it’s quite a marvel! I mean, to begin with, this is the … more »

Tags: Life, sex, Chantix, drug, quit, smoking, Side Effects

Who is “THEY,” What is “IT”??

Mad Mark Wirtz wrote 7 months ago: And Why is a Banana Bent?? You’re in shambles and are standing knee-deep in rubble. You’ … more »

Tags: Life, Love, Relationships, Banana, chaos

Some More Quotes Worth Remembering!3 comments

Artie Wayne wrote 1 year ago: “You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might n … more »

Tags: "sebastian prooth", a blogger is what a blogger does, Al Capone, jeff barry, joe nelson, patti dahlstrom, Robert Altman, spectropop, Yogi Berra


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