Libertarian condoms. Front: Manhattan Libertarian Party logo; back: "Protect your rights. Protect yourself. Vote Libertarian."

More pictures from PrideFest after the jump.

Antonio Musumeci administers the World's Smallest Political Quiz.

Left to right: Jim Lesczynski, Ron Moore, Alana Lesczynski

Left to right: Sara Lesczynski, unknown Quiz taker, Ron Ramo

Jim and Benjamin Lesczynski are shocked -- shocked! -- to see a New Yorker score in the Authoritarian quadrant of the World's Smallest Political Quiz.

If you're kicking yourself for missing out on all the fun, don't worry! We're hosting another OPH booth this Sunday at the Lexington Avenue Street Festival.

Tired of drab gunmetal blue and black dominating your arsenal? Do a fashion makeover on your weaponry with The Bloomberg Collection of designer gun paints and camouflage.

Wisconsin-based Lauer Custom Weaponry is honoring our hoplophobic mayor with a line of brightly colored paints for each of the 5 boroughs -- Manhattan red, Bronx rose, Brooklyn blue, Queens green, and Staten Island orange. They even include a stencil of Mayor Mike's face for the barrel of the gun.

If urban camouflage is more your taste, Lauer also offers the Bloomberg Collection EZ Camo Kit with a brick-wall-and-graffiti motif for only $129.

Not surprisingly, our ingrateful mayor doesn't appreciate the tribute. "By coloring these guns, a real one looks like a toy, and a police officer won't be able to tell the difference," the mayor huffed.

That's the same excuse Bloomberg and his nanny-state allies used in 2003, when they tried to ban all toy guns from New York City -- until the Manhattan Libertarian Party rode to the rescue.

Of course, it's a total urban myth that cops are shooting innocent kids because they mistake toy guns for real ones. There's been exactly one documented incident in NYC since 1994 of a truly innocent child playing with a toy gun and mistakenly being shot. That was in the case of a deaf child playing in a darkened hallway who couldn't hear the police order him to drop the weapon. The other "children being shot while playing with a toy gun" are inevitably gang-bangers using a fake gun to commit a real robbery.

On the other hand, the police do sometimes mistake a wallet or a cellphone for a gun, with deadly consequences, but so far they haven't called for a ban on wallets and cellphones.

As of 2006, anyone who uses, buys or sells a gun-coloration kit in New York faces a year in jail or a $1,000 fine.

Here's a modest proposal: How about the police refrain from shooting their own guns until they have positively identified a lethal threat? And by threat I don't mean the mere presence of something that may or may not be a gun. Like say, oh I don't know, a gun barrel pointed at person, the suspect refusing an order to drop the weapon pointed at a person, or bullets emerging from the barrel.

We're a bit late for fashion week, but the Manhattan Libertarian thong, the Manhattan Libertarian maternity shirt, the Manhattan Libertarian trucker hat, and much more similarly branded apparel and trinkets are now available at our Cafe Press shop.

Order now. Don't make me post a picture of me modeling the thong.