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Go on. Ask yourselves a question you dimwit, ding-dong, dingalings. Fill in the blank.
I am happiest when ______________?
Answer: I am happiest when I’m hanging out with my no good, shithead brothers and the rest of the Hinton family, getting drunk on the whiskey, smoking cigarettes, eating good food, listening to cheesy 80’s glam rock, sitting around a blazing fire, and swapping stories about the good old days when we all lived under the same roof and nearly drove my mother to the la-la-la-loony bin on an almost daily basis.156 more words