Shoes è la  parodia dell' american girl ebete e dei video pretenziosi e merita!

Se anche voi ,come me, siete delle shoes addicted come vi sentite quando vi dicono: Ma non hai già troppe scarpe?

E quando vi decidete dopo mesi ad entrare in quel negozio dove avete adocchiato quel paio e vi dicono: Non c'è il tuo numero...

Shoes. Oh my God, shoes.
Let's get some shoes.
I think you have too many shoes.
Shut up!

I'm really liking Promiscu-Ice (Nelly Furtado vs. Britney Spears):
[audio http://titusjones.somethingsgottago.com/Mashes/Titus%20Jones%20-%20Promiscu-Ice%20-%20Nelly%20Furtado%20vs.%20Britney%20Spears.mp3]

Kiss Britney's Boyfriend (Ashlee Simpson vs. Britney Spears vs. Chris Brown vs. Missy Elliott vs. Ciara vs. T-Pain vs. Flo Rida) is also pretty fencely: [audio http://titusjones.somethingsgottago.com/Mashes/Titus%20Jones%20-%20Kiss%20Britneys%20Boyfriend%20-Ashlee%20Simpson%20vs.%20Britney%20Spears%20featuring%20Chris%20Brown.mp3]

And Freak-A-licious (Fergie vs. Britney Spears): [audio http://titusjones.somethingsgottago.com/Mashes/Titus%20Jones%20-%20Freak-a-licious%20-%20Fergie%20vs.%20Britney%20Spears.mp3]

Anyway I recommend checking out his site at http://www.titusjones.com/ where his tracks are available for download as well as a load of fetch videos for the tracks

Thanks to Joey for posting this new video

"No Booty Calls"

And the one that started it all...

"Shoes"

I just love the part when Kelly said, "I love rabbits", it was so hilarious plus this part too...

      Kelly: "he's... so... cute... I... don't... know... what... I... was... saying"... (in a stutter)

      Heather punches Kelly, bringing her back to reality, lol.

      Kelly: Thank you...

Kelly's ex is such a deck! How dare he call the girl he dumped in a text message and ask for sex? She better not entertain her any more- "that's not happening!"

By the way I watched the video on the day it was launch and I forgot to write about it hehehe!

And now the video is already posted on youtube just last June 02, 2008 and it has like 40,699 and counting, wow!!!

Go Kelly...

Watch it yourself it's so funny it's called  "No Booty Calls" 

If you still can't relate, I suggest you visit "Liam Kyle Sullivan's" channel and watch the other videos.

laugh your ass out, don't worry it's just for free...

Text Message Breakup
Kelly is dumped by her longtime boyfriend - via text message. She then storms into the club where he "broke up" with her and proceeds to make him sorry that he ever dated her in the first place. Guest stars Kelly's family, who insults her friends, tells her that she's undateable, and that she's "cheap."

Shoes
Kelly's breakout video, she displays the lengths to which she'd go to buy dozens of pairs of shoes. Kelly "gets what she wants," despite zero support from her family.

Let Me Borrow That Top

Kelly's lesbian aunt visits and tells her that "she can do anything." But Kelly just wants to borrow the neighbor's new shirt. In order to do so, she crashes the pep rally and homecoming at which the cute, popular neighbor is queen of. All for a top... or all for something else, such as social equality?

True. See the article about her "Best User Generated Video" here. "Shoes" even beat out Chocolate Rain! See more videos from comedian Liam Kyle Sullivan after the jump...

*Liam Talks to Kelly about the award

--Stinky Pinky

*Let Me Borrow That Top (guest appearances by Dave Navarro and Margarte Cho)

*Muffins

*Mother Grandma's Commercial for Kelly

*Text message Breakup (w/Margaret Cho)

i will say that i can barely walk as my inner thighs are stiff from being a little over-zealous on a mechanical bull, and i have a graze on my knee, and it took me 2 hours to get the rhinestones off the top i wore, which i spent a good 3 hours rhinestoning in the first place. it was also kind of a farewell party for Daniel Beatty, our MD, who will be moving to Tokyo to run our Japan office (very sad for us) so it was a bit crazy. crazy good.

i just have one more thing left to do before i can chill, namely the grass newsletter, just to let everyone know what's been happening. our office and business has changed so much in one year, it's hard to keep everyone up to speed with what's happening. we'll be opening some new premises in jozi early next year, and we'll also be opening in dubai and brazil next year. we'll also be appointing a new MD as Dan has made himself a Super Valuable Human. but i may leave that til next year since i would rather have everyone's input.

but it's been quite crazy - i for one, have moved cross country twice in one year, and residential addresses 7 times throughout the same year. we've had massive growth in business through both new and existing clients, and instant seed as a business has really taken off and done some pioneering stuff in this country when it comes to word of mouth marketing. and the russian business has grown and is now a bit bigger. and we've had an insane amount of fun throughout it all.

i plan to turn my computer off for at least a week. my camera's had a bit of an episode - the first since i've had it which is remarkable considering what it's been through (it's a Canon Ixus i, old school one, and a best friend) so i've taken that as a sign to do a bit of information detoxing. instead i'll be filling my head with number9dream by david mitchell, the wind up bird chronicle by haruki murakami, and proof reading my friend lauren beukes's novel Branded due for publishing early next year. that will be peppered with Heroes season 2 - which i have not had time to watch yet, shocking - and chilling with friends who have flown home from their perches around the globe / country. but what i'm most looking forward to is lying in the sun by the pool. not so much the beachdue to the trauma surrounding getting to and from it, but just being outside in the sunshine. hooray for summer.

hope everyone has a great christmas. i've got a bit obsessed with wrapping paper and am fully kitted out this year. i love christmas. happy holidays and rest well, see you next year.

oh and thanks to sarah johnson for showing me this, which got me laughing much, and got the peoples' choice award for Best User Generated video (take note those interested in New Media):