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<title><![CDATA[ΟΙ ΠΥΛΕΣ ΤΗΣ ΦΩΤΙΑΣ - GATES OF FIRE]]></title>
<link>http://elgrecogr.wordpress.com/?p=75</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 17:03:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ELGRECO</dc:creator>
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Ένα βιβλίο το οποίο αξίζει να διαβάσετε]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.protoporia.gr/protoporia/assets/books/9601600612.jpg" alt="" />              <img class="alignnone" src="http://cyrusfirst.com/guests/mcbooks/large_illustration/gates_of_fire.jpg" alt="" width="159" height="214" /></p>
<p>Ένα βιβλίο το οποίο <strong>αξίζει</strong> να διαβάσετε, είναι <strong><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gates_of_Fire" target="_blank">ΟΙ ΠΥΛΕΣ ΤΗΣ ΦΩΤΙΑΣ </a></strong>του <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Pressfield" target="_blank">Στίβεν Πρέσσφιλντ</a>.</p>
<p>Επτά ημέρες πολέμου και ζωής…<br />
Σε ένα στενό πέρασμα του όρους Καλλιδρόμου με τη θάλασσα, που λέγεται Θερμοπύλες, μακριά από τη γενέτειρά τους, το 480 π.Χ. τριακόσιοι επίλεκτοι Σπαρτιάτες πολεμιστές απώθησαν τους χιλιάδες πολεμιστές του Πέρση εισβολέα και έδωσαν με γενναιότητα τη ζωή τους, υπηρετώντας με ανιδιοτέλεια τη δημοκρατία και την ελευθερία. Μια απλή επιγραφή σε επιτύμβια στήλη δείχνει το μέρος όπου είναι θαμμένοι. Από αυτή την επιτύμβια στήλη εμπνεύστηκε ο συγγραφέας και συνέδεσε με υπέροχο τρόπο τη γνώση με τη φαντασία, βασιζόμενος στις αυθεντικές λογοτεχνικές πηγές του Ηροδότου, του Πλάτωνα, του Ξενοφώντα και πολλών άλλων, αλλά και σύγχρονων ιστορικών των οποίων η δημοσιευμένη σοφία βοήθησε το συγγραφέα να επιχειρήσει να φανταστεί χαμένους κόσμους και πολιτισμούς.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Οι Πύλες της Φωτιάς, όπου ο αφηγητής είναι ο μόνος επιζών της επικής εκείνης μάχης, ένας βοηθητικός του σπαρτιατικού πεζικού που βρέθηκε ημιμαθής κάτω από ένα άρμα και πιάστηκε αιχμάλωτος, είναι μια εξαίσια περιγραφή της μύησης ενός ανθρώπου στο σπαρτιατικό τρόπο ζωής και θανάτου και των μυθικών αντρών και γυναικών που χάρισαν στο πολιτισμό αυτό την αθανασία.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;"><em>Πηγές: <a href="http://www.greekbooks.gr/">http://www.greekbooks.gr/</a> &#38; <a href="http://bibliupoli.gr/">http://bibliupoli.gr/</a></em></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">"Ο Στίβεν Πρέσσφιλντ δεν ήταν στις Θερμοπύλες το 480 π.Χ., αλλά όταν τελειώσετε το βιβλίο θα νομίζετε ότι ήτανε, κι εσείς μαζί..." <span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:#000000;font-family:Verdana;"><em><strong>Nelson DeMille</strong></em></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Nueva película de 300]]></title>
<link>http://entregeeks.wordpress.com/?p=1025</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 16:33:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mr Santana</dc:creator>
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Bueno geeks, no será una continuación (obvio, si viste la de 300 ) pero si será una pre-cuela qu]]></description>
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<p>Bueno geeks, no será una continuación (obvio, si viste la de 300 ) pero si será una pre-cuela que protagonizará nuestro geek más espartano que tenemos, el guión será hecho por Frank Miller (Sin City)</p>
<p>Así que "Geeks, ready your gadgets and surf wealthy... For tonight, we blog in hell!"</p>
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<p>Rindiendo culto al <a href="http://tecnoculto.com/2008/07/02/una-nueva-pelcula-de-300/" target="_blank">Tecnoculto</a></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Meet The Spartans (2008)]]></title>
<link>http://roddysrockinreviews.wordpress.com/?p=181</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 13:51:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Heather</dc:creator>
<guid>http://roddysrockinreviews.wordpress.com/?p=181</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence.
84 Minutes
Di]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id=""><img class="alignright" style="float:right;" src="http://i27.tinypic.com/nda4v4.jpg" alt="" width="216" height="320" />Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual content throughout, language and some comic violence.</div>
<div id="u1eu">84 Minutes</div>
<div id="fefy"><em>Directed By: </em><a id="fefy0" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0294997/"><span style="color:#003399;"><em>Jason Friedberg</em></span></a><em> and </em><a id="fefy2" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0783536/"><span style="color:#003399;"><em>Aaron Seltzer</em></span></a></div>
<div id="f-ab"><em>Written By: </em><a id="fefy5" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0294997/"><span style="color:#003399;"><em>Jason Friedberg</em></span></a><em> and </em><a id="fefy8" href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0783536/"><span style="color:#003399;"><em>Aaron Seltzer</em></span></a></div>
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<div id="f-ab0">Yo mamas so hairy, the only language she speaks is wookie! -Leonidas</div>
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<div id="f-ab1"><strong>Synopsis</strong></div>
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<div id="f-ab2">Meet The Spartans is a spoof on the film 300, it encompasses the same main story lines, such as King Xerxes is coming to take over Sparta, but Leonidas plans to defend against 100,000 troops with his thirteen skipping men.  The battle boils down to dance offs, a tell off battle, and comical almost fight scenes that mock the original tale.</div>
<div id="f-ab3"><strong>Review</strong></div>
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<div id="fefy11">Meet The Spartans was unfortunately the pathetic disaster advertised by critics and peers alike.  Instead of rising above some of the more recent parody films like Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans only managed to fall into the same dismal attempt at unoriginal, unfunny jokes, while not even having the ability to conceive an original story out of 300's plot line.  It stuck exclusively to the basics 300 set and never bothered to waiver from it.  The film never rose above a sarcastic friend commenting on the film while sitting next to you on the couch.</div>
<div id="wnx6">The first ten minutes actually proved to be laughable at times and offered the possibility of it being occasionally funny until the American Idol and Britney Spears moments were introduced.  If possible it only got worse from there.  The continued theme of pop culture television shows along with the mockery of Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan was not only boring but predictable jokes that we've all heard before.  I am sure I am not the only person who is sick and tired of hearing the Lindsay, Paris, and Britney gags along with their overexposure on regular television and the magazines.  Let's please leave them out of movies.  Beyond even that, the impressions of Paula, Paris, and Simon Cowell weren't even good!  Their mockery's show the lack of intellect and ingenuity of the writers and exposes how desperate they were for a cheap joke.  In it's essence that's what Meet The Spartans was: a cheap joke that just wasn't funny.</div>
<div id="dfl7">The only redeeming quality was Carmen Electra.  Her performance was nothing to be excited about, but she is just hot and her hottness was not only on complete display throughout the entire film but focused on regularly.  For that occasional eye candy I felt compelled to keep my eyes open.  Just in case.  Otherwise, dozing off would have been a very real possibility.</div>
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<div><strong>Cast</strong></div>
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<li>Sean Maguire as Leonidas</li>
<li>Carmen Electra as Queen Margo</li>
<li>Kevin Sorbo as Captain</li>
<li>Ken Daviatan as Xerxes</li>
<li>Diedrich Bader as Traitoro</li>
<li>Method Man as Persian Emissonary</li>
<li>Travis Von Winkle as Sonio</li>
<li>Phil Morris as Mesenger</li>
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<div>The cast is hardly worth mentioning.  They all played their roles to the best ability the pathetic screenplay and direction allowed them to.  I'm sure they all joined in on the idea of a quick paycheck in a movie that would be easily forgotten about in six months.</div>
<div id="cer50"><strong>Ratings and Suggestions</strong></div>
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<div id="cer51">This film is rated PG-13, but some of the sexual innuendo is a bit out there and not unlike You Don't Mess With The Zohan I feel like this film was incorrectly rated and should have been an "R" rating.  Not that it matters.  No one should rent, or even bother to view this film for free.  It's a complete waste of time and total insult to anyone who has a brain that functions with an IQ over 50.  The film is hardly a parody, it's just mundane and superfluous.  Please, by all means don't bother.  I feel most unfortunate for having wasted so much of my precious time and money.  Meet The Spartans gets Half A Star out of Four, and that half star is based on Carmen Electra's overwhelming hottness. </div>
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<title><![CDATA[My Monster From His Slab Began To Rise ]]></title>
<link>http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/?p=579</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:05:14 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Finicky Penguin</dc:creator>
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In case you&#8217;re wondering, I&#8217;m using a Starbucks that I&#8217;ve found in the jungles. A]]></description>
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<p>In case you're wondering, I'm using a Starbucks that I've found in the jungles. Additionally, I've trapped another wombat, named him Pancake, and trained him as if he was a dog. Okay, time for Monsterday 4! Coincidentally, this is also the 300th post!</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/whatislove.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-580" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/whatislove.jpg?w=295" alt="" width="295" height="210" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.zakeh.com/2007/12/14/300/" target="_blank">Thanks.</a></p>
<p>Let's get this show on the road! First off, <em>Aquos Intellectus Blobbus</em>, or the Aquatic Intellectual Blob, this monster is remarkably similar to the last monster of <a href="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/2008/06/09/my-eyes-beheld-an-eerie-sight/#respond" target="_self">Monsterday 3</a>, although it adapted to water. These monsters are internet goers and use the five Starbucks in the Atlantic Ocean for free Wi-Fi. I had a blog posting alliance with one recently, but it tried to eat my brain. Here's an example of speech:</p>
<p><em>"I think that I’m going to change this image (the one for non-logged in users) with shock images (I have a pet GOAT if you know what I mean."</em></p>
<p>The brain mass of this monster is slightly smaller because lightning can not reach its head bolts. As for brain draining, this monster typically preys upon divers and sailors who's boat crashed (ever heard of the USS Indianapolis?). Without an artificial straw for the draining of brains, these monsters have tentacles to grab prey from far away.</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/monster1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-581" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/monster1.jpg?w=48" alt="" width="48" height="48" /></a></p>
<p>Next, <em>Pointus Medusas Tiggerus Hypnotus</em>, or the Hypnotic Medusa Arrowhead Spring-Monster. These monsters tend to complain. Families of this species are close, and they usually go on ships as one group. Also, they can live for well over 100 years and remain able-bodied. The last two sentences state why these monsters are in the monster Navy. One ship filled with the species sailed to my blog for supplies because it's obvious that my blog is a port city, and I heard one of them say this:</p>
<p><em>"Mom! He won’t stay on his side of the warship!”</em></p>
<p>Another reason these things are in the monster Navy: They're killing machines! They have arms that can support heavy amounts of weight, such as heavy machine guns, they can move quickly because of their spring, when in close combat, they can either turn their enemies to stone or hypnotize them to turn on their own allies, and they are living torpedoes! In a naval battle these things will open hatches on the sides of the ship, pull their bodies back, and spring over into the enemy ship. From here, they can do 2 things:</p>
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<li>Explode</li>
<li>Miss</li>
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<p>Avoid these things at all costs!</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/monster21.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-582" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/monster21.jpg?w=48" alt="" width="48" height="48" /></a></p>
<p>Wow, I've used a lot of words already. I'm at about 400 now. Let's continue with...</p>
<p><em>Rataillicus Hornus</em>, or the Rat-Tailed Horned Monster. I'll say this right now: these monsters are horribly stupid. Other than what I witnessed it say:</p>
<p><em>"</em> :D <em>"</em></p>
<p>Typical speech for this species is:</p>
<p><em>"Derrrrrr!" </em></p>
<p>These monsters are also pretty fast, and their arms aren't very long, usually making them charge with their horns when in combat, making them perfect for monster bull fights! If you intend see one of these, do not wear anything turquoise, for that is the color that it charges at. A fun thing to do is give it a "peace" offering. If one approaches you, give it a marshmallow peep. Those things are like  peanut butter to a dog. It'll run around in a circle licking at the roof of their mouth.</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/monster3.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-583" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/monster3.jpg?w=48" alt="" width="48" height="48" /></a></p>
<p>Next up, <em>Feminus Crabbicus Standardus</em>, or the Standard Lipstick-Wearing Crab Monster. This monster is very strange in speech and in manner. One of them commented on a post of mine involving a dreaded lolcat and said:</p>
<p><em>"LOL AWSOME! ILL REVEIW THIS . . ."</em></p>
<p>When it said that it was going to review something, I followed it back to its lair and found no blogs in sight.</p>
<p>Like most of the <em>Crabbicus </em>family, they are mostly elusive or extinct. Expeditions into undersea caves, where these monsters are thought to live, have failed because of attacks by <em>Aquos Intellectus Blobbus</em>. This might show some sort of union between the two monsters. OR the monsters are just hungry for some more brains. Meh.</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/monster4.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-584" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/monster4.jpg?w=48" alt="" width="48" height="48" /></a></p>
<p>I'll finish things off with <em>Hovereer Orbus Vampirus</em>, or the Hovering Vampire Orb. Despite their name, these monsters are very peaceful and have complimented me on my blog before, saying:</p>
<p><em>"hehe - that was funny!"</em></p>
<p>Because they are vampires, they tend to only drain blood from badgers, raccoons, and wombats (Pancake?). Although they can get used to this type of blood (Pancake, are you alright?), they can sometimes be driven mad by the urge to drink human blood and will go on a frenzy, killing everyone in sight (Oh, God, PANCAKE!).</p>
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<p>I have to go! I think one of them just killed Pancake!</p>
<p><strong>[Don't forget - Tomorrow, June 17th is FireFox's Guinness Book of World Records Download Day!  Info <a href="http://www.spreadfirefox.com/en-US/worldrecord/">here</a>.]</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[300 Spartans found dead in ancient mud pit]]></title>
<link>http://idioticbystander.wordpress.com/?p=41</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Rusty</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[&#8221; &#8220;LEGENDARY SPARTANS&#8221; HISTORICALLY INNACURATE &#8220;
To many, the Spartans were ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>" "LEGENDARY SPARTANS" HISTORICALLY INNACURATE "</strong></p>
<p>To many, the Spartans were representing a near invincible army of brute force. They have been praised to the point of being legendary, and recently, <strong>300</strong>, a movie mostly focused the famous battle of Thermopylae, was made.</p>
<p>Unfortunately to the 300 fans, it was revealed yesterday that the Spartan force never actually fought at Themopylae. In fact, it is believed they <span style="text-decoration:underline;">never fought in their entire life</span>. A team of Australian archaeologists were searching for ancient Greek remnants and found many skeletons wearing Spartan gear. After some weeks, scientists declared that they were in fact the Spartans. Some years ago, not very far from there, some other scientists had found an ancient book depicting the Spartan army as being one of the most useless army ever conceived. From this day, it was considered as a hoax.</p>
<p>The man who actually found the bodies ( a guy named Gary ) is an historian and he was very upset with his own findings: <em>" I believe it's a shame that the Spartans were so dumb and naive. I was truly believing the stories about them, but then, it turned out to be all fake. "</em>. Our reporters had the opportunity of reading the ancient book about the *real* Spartans not so long ago. Here is a translated version of an excerpt:</p>
<p><em>" I was there. I, Bognus the one-legged, was there. I saw everything. Leonidas first put his helmet backwards. I told him that he wasn't wearing it the right way, and the only thing he replied was " I'm Leonidas, I'm a king, I know how to put an helmet on my head! ". He then walked away but, since he couldn't see anything with his helmet, he slipped on a banana pelt. His soldiers were all standing at the edge of a cliff, looking at Xerxes' troops coming from the sea. They all fell, grabbing each other, trying to keep themselves from falling - but failing. They all died at the bottom in a pool of mud by the shore. The most striking detail is the fact that this pool was partially made of Sparta's feces. We thought that the sea would eat the poo away, but it is the poo who ate us in the end. This is how Leonidas the simple and the 300 Spartans died. And this is why I, Bognus the one-legged, have become a strong defendant of proper sewer systems for the past 10 years. All they ever cared about was musculation. They kept on building their bodies in order to look like the statues of the Gods themselves, but they never actually knew how to fight. "</em></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Traianul meu]]></title>
<link>http://andreimvc.wordpress.com/?p=24</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jun 2008 13:52:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>andrei mvc</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Eu analist politic nu sunt, da&#8217; am auzit ca se plateste bine&#8230; Oricum de un lucru m-am co]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eu analist politic <strong>nu</strong> sunt, da' am auzit ca se plateste bine... Oricum de un lucru m-am convinvs: <em>Traian Basescu e un fraier!</em> Dar cel putin <strong>nu</strong> e fraierul clasic, ci unul de tip nou, post-tranzitie. Are un ego imens, multa carisma si cateva calitati care l-ar fi transformat in liderul perfect... <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">daca nu se inventa democratia</span>. E o fiinta puternica, vindicativa si spontana. Nu degeaba roiesc sute de licurici si <em>ciustani</em> in jurul sau, doar-doar l-or infunda. Fara succes.</p>
<p>Din pacate calitatea intrinseca de a fi "neam prost" se comporta ca ascendentul la zodii: dupa o varsta devine dominanta. In cazul domniei sale, puseurile de <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">mitocanie</span> barbatie, au alternat romantic cu momente lacrimogene si smiorcaieli de mironosita incoruptibila. La romani merge, ca doar suntem <em><span style="text-decoration:line-through;">de ultima</span> speta latina, </em>si gandim cu glanda hipofiza in loc de creier. Pe asta a mizat si el, si a pozat in <em>victima, victima, mai victima decat Sorin Oprescu, singurul scut protector al Binelui Universal</em>, <em>Leonidas, cruciatul anti-coruptie, fetita cu chibriturile, microbistul infocat, intelectual fin amator de Cartarescu</em>, <em>omul din popor, descult de Zaharia Stancu, </em>etc. Intr-un final, dand valul la o parte, am inceput sa inteleg cum stau lucrurile. Traian Basescu nu e nici pe departe Mesia. Ironia este ca este un <strong>rau benefic</strong>, da ati auzit bine, intr-un moment de cumpana a fost singura salvare a noastra. Nu vreau sa imi inchipui cum ar fi aratat Romania sub conducerea <strong>unui</strong> Adrian <!--more-->Nastase.</p>
<p>Dar de ce este Traian Basescu fraier? Pentru ca a crezut ca poate realiza ce nu a reusit Ion Iliescu, un <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">nou </span>partid unic, infailibil, omnipotent si perfect democratic. Pentru ca a renuntat in pripa la alianta cu liberalii supraevaluandu-si indicele de popularitate. Pentru ca si-a facut adversari gratuiti in presa. Pentru ca nu a stiut sa gestioneze politica externa a Romaniei. Pentru ca si-a asociat numele cu persoane dubioase. Pentru ca in loc sa fie presedinte jucator in adevaratul sens al cuvantului, a fost presedinte jucator de barbut... Pentru ca a incercat sa distruga PNL prin orice mijloace, in loc sa-si concentreze energia creatoare in scopuri benefice... si nu in ultimul rand, pentru ca l-a lasat pe Sarkozy sa ne ia stiloul!!! :))</p>
<p>Stiti care e partea frumoasa? Am scris articolul asta de ciuda! Traian Basescu ar fi putut fi un presedinte mare, daca nu ar fi avut preocupari mici. Dar calitatea intrinseca de a fi "neam prost" ... e ca ascentul la zodii: cand esti mic esti Fecioara, cand cresti mari, te transformi in...</p>
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<title><![CDATA[VS Game! Leonidas VS Maximus ]]></title>
<link>http://kuase.wordpress.com/?p=88</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 14:43:42 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Lightsaber "Vinícius"</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Olá Pessoal!
Cá estou eu para um novo embate épico! Desta vez serei épico mesmo pois escolhi doi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Olá Pessoal!</p>
<p>Cá estou eu para um novo embate épico! Desta vez serei épico mesmo pois escolhi dois personagens de dois épicos do cinema: Leonidas de 300 e Maximus de Galdiador</p>
<p><img style="cursor:0;" src="http://www.guravehaato.info/arquivos/2007/12/300_01.jpg" alt="http://www.guravehaato.info/arquivos/2007/12/300_01.jpg" width="176" height="281" /> <img style="cursor:0;" src="http://www.puxando.com/filmes/imagens/gladiador-poster01.jpg" alt="http://www.puxando.com/filmes/imagens/gladiador-poster01.jpg" width="189" height="281" /></p>
<p>Este combate de guerreiros seria no mínimo insano pois são dois personagesn com muito peso tanto em carisma quanto em técnicas de luta. O Leonidas, rei de Sparta, gerreiro nato, muito macho! Enfrentou centenas de persas, comandou os caras mais neuróticos da grécia antiga, deu porrada em gigantes deformados, soldados imortais e madou o rei persa Xerxes, de 3m de altura, e a versão metrossexual do capeta plantar coquinho. O cara é foda mesmo desafiou os oráculos dos deuses e foi guerrear. Tudo isso só de sunga!</p>
<p><img src="http://www.cinemafusion.com/images/uploads/300b.jpg" alt="http://www.cinemafusion.com/images/uploads/300b.jpg" width="217" height="170" /></p>
<p>Maximus era o general fodão do exercito romano, ganhou um monte de batalhas pelo César, foi traido e trasnformado em escravo, voltou pra Roma e virou heroi de novo como gladiador. Derrotava os inimigos tão rapidamente que num tinha mais graça pra plateia. Enfrentou os melhores gladiadores do Coliseu e num perdeu nenhuma, inclusive contra armadilhas, tigres e bigas. O cara recebeu um ferimento mortal, e mesmo assim desceu o sarrafo no imperador romano.</p>
<p><img src="http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/skullcollecter/gladiator.jpg" alt="//i5.photobucket.com/albums/y187/skullcollecter/gladiator.jpg” contém erros e não pode ser exibida." width="183" height="174" /></p>
<p>Vamos as fichas técnicas dos caras. Leonidas é um especialista em combate corporal, é bom com a espada e incrivel com a lança como um autentico espartano. tem um senso de batalha incrivel e uma honra inabalável. O cara sabe usar um escudo para ataque e defesa. O cara tambem sabe se virar muito bem em grupo, comandando muito bem seus combatentes. Leonidas tem a batalha no sangue espartano e um orgulho que o tornam perigoso e ligeiramente suicida.</p>
<p><img src="http://blogjunkie.net/media/2007/03/300-leonidas_fighting_persian_soldiers.jpg" alt="http://blogjunkie.net/media/2007/03/300-leonidas_fighting_persian_soldiers.jpg" width="340" height="178" /></p>
<p>Maximus é incrivel em combate corpo a corpo tambem. Sabe usar a espada, curta e longa. Tambem comanda um exército de forma incrivel e temuma honra semalhante a de Leonidas. Ao contrário do espartano, Maximus não tem um instinto tão suicida e assassino e mais movido pela vingança do que pelo seu orgulho. Mas como Maximus perdeu sua familia ele tambem não tem nada a perder e esta disposto a qualquer coisa para conseguir o que quer.</p>
<p><img style="cursor:0;" src="http://baixaki.ig.com.br/imagens/wpapers/gladiator01800.jpg" alt="http://baixaki.ig.com.br/imagens/wpapers/gladiator01800.jpg" width="277" height="207" /></p>
<p>Vamos ao combate. Leonidas teria a vantagem da distancia se começasse usando a lança. Como o cara consegue combinar a lança com o escudo seria difícil acerta-lo. Porém Maximus não é bobo e ia dar um jeito de encurtar as coisas. Na briga de espadas ai o bicho ia pegar! Leonidas e Maximus sabem usar muito bem a espada. Os dois iriam se degladiar por horas sem acertar um ao outro. Seria um combate insano e  nervoso. Os dois são do tipo que não tem nada a perder então eles fariam coisas como quebrar o próprio braço para certar o outro, ou se deixar ferir para criar uma oportunidade. Enfim seria briga de macho!</p>
<p><img src="http://quel-heros-de-film.es-tu.com/images/elements/11.jpg" alt="http://quel-heros-de-film.es-tu.com/images/elements/11.jpg" width="179" height="179" /><img src="http://www.universohq.com.br/quadrinhos/2007/imagens/300_45.jpg" alt="//www.universohq.com.br/quadrinhos/2007/imagens/300_45.jpg” contém erros e não pode ser exibida." width="133" height="181" /></p>
<p>Neste combate tambem não me arrisco a dizer quem venceria. Afinal os dois tem muito potencial. Mas seria um combate épico de qualquier forma. Inte mais pessoal. Esperem por mais combates eletrizantes</p>
<p>P.S. Tudo Bem, derrotar Comodos não foi nenhuma vantagem pois ele estava em um nivel muito abaixo de Maximus, mas convenhamos, o cara tava morrendo!</p>
<p>P.S. O Xerxes ficou tão bizarro que muitos historiadores torceram o nariz para o Rodrigo Santoro cheio de brincos</p>
<p>P.S. Acho que o Maximus teria vantagem, apesar da sainha, o cara usa armadura né enquanto Leonidas conta só com um escudo e uma sunginha....</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Leonidas y los Jedis]]></title>
<link>http://elreves.wordpress.com/?p=1561</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>elreves</dc:creator>
<guid>http://elreves.wordpress.com/?p=1561</guid>
<description><![CDATA[300 y la saga de star wars presentan: Los 300 Jedis.

No es perfecto, hay veces que el efecto del sa]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>300 y la saga de star wars presentan: Los 300 Jedis.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/VgLlBwdcaPE'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/VgLlBwdcaPE&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>No es perfecto, hay veces que el efecto del sable láser no sigue bien la trayectoria de la espada de Leonidas, pero si me ha dado una muy grata sorpresa. Ya tenemos terreno abonado para proximas superproducciones. si fueron capaces de sacarse de la manga los tres primeros capitulos de la guerra de las galaxias. porque no retroceder <span style="text-decoration:line-through;">mas</span>, bastante mas y hacer un simil de la epoca, con sus viajes epicos o interestelares.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[300 batalla Jedi]]></title>
<link>http://hazaeljm.wordpress.com/?p=21</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:46:21 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>hazaeljm</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hazaeljm.wordpress.com/?p=21</guid>
<description><![CDATA[¿Qué hubiera pasado si a los espartanos de la película 300 los caballeros Jedi les hubieran prest]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>¿Qué hubiera pasado si a los espartanos de la película 300 los caballeros Jedi les hubieran prestado algunas espadas láser?</p>
<p>Bueno, seguramente la pelea hubiera sido algo más o menos así:</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/VgLlBwdcaPE'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/VgLlBwdcaPE&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></p>
<p>Y si eso no les parecio lo suficientemente friki, vean esta entrada de <a href="http://erdracu.wordpress.com/2008/05/01/la-mejor-chorrada-del-ano-de-300/" target="_blank">La guarida de ErDracu</a></p>
<p><strong>Visto en: <a href="http://www.microsiervos.com/archivo/humor/300-jedis.html" target="_blank">Microsiervos</a>, <a href="http://www.nopuedocreer.com/noticias/958/300-star-wars/" target="_blank">No Puedo Creer - Noticias</a></strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[I Cannot Keep a Secret]]></title>
<link>http://drunkenlore.wordpress.com/?p=79</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 09:55:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mommy of Mayhem</dc:creator>
<guid>http://drunkenlore.wordpress.com/?p=79</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Shhhhhh
Friday, May, 30, 2008
 So’s (that’s for my Yankee friend) I bought Alicia Keys tickets ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="byline">Shhhhhh</p>
<div id="blog-creation-date">Friday, May, 30, 2008</div>
<p> So’s (that’s for my Yankee friend) I bought Alicia Keys tickets as an anniversary president (Dora word) for my husband and myself. I believe they have been sitting in my closet under my talking Smurf clock for over a month. OVER A MONTH! Didn’t tell him for 29 days, cause I think I’m so cool. Please keep in mind that I have never been able to surprise Secret Government name “Leonidas” (because my lucky ass has a hubby that looks like the dude from 300) with anything. EVER. He has a secret government job that enables him to read minds and see through walls, so he is wicked scary. Therefore, the fact that I had kept those tickets tucked away was something for me to be proud of! Yeah, not anymore. I told him all about ‘em. You may be thinking, “When, pray tell, did you do this?”  LAST NIGHT! That is correct. The night before. You may also want to ask, “Why, dumb ass, did you tell him?” He asked me. Yep. I caved on the 30th day. No water torture, no electric shock, not even a twitch of the eyelid. He just asked me, his beautiful blue eyes searching my not so beautiful, not so blue eyes for the truth, and I rolled on myself. I don’t think he even believes me at this point, since it was way too easy. I embarrass myself.</p>
<p>Oh well! At least it’s a concert and not the fact that I maxed out the credit cards on <a href="http://www.woot.com/">www.woot.com</a> , right? RIGHT!!?!? I can’t resist funny t-shirts.....</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Trees Are Interesting, Too]]></title>
<link>http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/?p=499</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 13:03:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Finicky Penguin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/?p=499</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ross sent me this link and I took a few of my favorites.

^Would you take the red pill or the blue p]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://planetross.wordpress.com" target="_blank">Ross</a> sent me <a title="14+" href="http://wallout.com/lsd_vs_alcohol_vs_tree" target="_blank">this link</a> and I took a few of my favorites.</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/matrix.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-500" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/matrix.jpg?w=284" alt="" width="284" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>^Would you take the red pill or the blue pill?</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ikea.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-501" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/ikea.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="193" /></a></p>
<p>^Yay! A cheap table!</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sparta.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-502" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/sparta.gif?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="257" /></a></p>
<p>^Must be a Persian tree...</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/mmorpg.gif"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-503" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/mmorpg.gif?w=244" alt="" width="244" height="260" /></a></p>
<p>^FOR THE HOARDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!1</p>
<p><a href="http://finickypenguin.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chuck_norris.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-504" src="http://finickypenguin.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/chuck_norris.jpg?w=230" alt="" width="230" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Notice how that tree has been freaking obliterated. Speaking of Chuck Norris, you won't find him on the secret comment page...</p>
<p>And check out Kelly Pettit's blog over in the sidebar.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Leonidas]]></title>
<link>http://skiel2015.wordpress.com/?p=47</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 19 May 2008 22:58:09 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Ezequiel</dc:creator>
<guid>http://skiel2015.wordpress.com/?p=47</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[King Leonidas: Cholesterol of 300]]></title>
<link>http://dnewell1.wordpress.com/?p=20</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 21:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Dave Newell</dc:creator>
<guid>http://dnewell1.wordpress.com/?p=20</guid>
<description><![CDATA[King Leonidas, the hero of the Battle of Thermopylae, continues to enthrall audiences as tales of hi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>King Leonidas, the hero of the Battle of Thermopylae, continues to enthrall audiences as tales of his bravery and determination continue to grow over time. Unfortunately, those tales embellish the true story of the famous historical figure.</p>
<p>300, Hollywood's version of the battle, portrays King Leonidas and his Spartans as men who were fit, hardened warriors bent on victory. Herodotus, a Greek historian, glossed over the battle's facts and even the entire 5th century BC Spartan culture, creating a misconception of Sparta. The truth is Spartans were a gluttonous people, known at their time for their carefree partying and consumption of immoderate amounts of food and drink. The most boisterous of all was King Leonidas.</p>
<p>During the Battle of Thermopylae, Leonidas stayed to fight Persia with 300 Spartans, 700 Thespian volunteers, 400 Thebans that had been pressed into service, and 900 Helots. Instead of fighting off the Persian army, the 2,300 drunkards held off the Spartan peasants who were fleeing from the invading Persian Empire.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="size-medium wp-image-22" src="http://dnewell1.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/250px-jacques-louis_david_004.jpg?w=250" alt="" width="250" height="186" /></p>
<p style="text-align:center;">King Leonidas in his birthday suit of armor.</p>
<p>After three days of watching Leonidas fight off the peasants, Xerxes of Persia directed his army down a path that led them behind the Spartan army. Xerxes learned of the path through Ephialtes, a citizen of Sparta who had been cheated by Leonidas in a game of barroom darts.</p>
<p>Leonidas died during the battle, not by the sword, but by his culture's gluttony. His cholesterol levels coupled with his refusal to put down his leather pouch of pork rinds caused Leonidas to suffer a debilitating heart attack.</p>
<p>The greatness of Leonidas is unquestionable, he was a true barroom hero. Not the respectable measure of greatness known to many.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Crossover Google Reader - 300]]></title>
<link>http://ramafoz.wordpress.com/?p=160</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 16:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Javier Ramalleira</dc:creator>
<guid>http://ramafoz.wordpress.com/?p=160</guid>
<description><![CDATA[-Vas ler todos os &#8220;post&#8221; novos que tes no Google Reader? Levas 2 días sin miralo, é un]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>-Vas ler todos os "post" novos que tes no <a href="http://www.google.com/reader" target="_blank">Google Reader</a>? Levas 2 días sin miralo, é unha loucura!</p>
<p>-What?</p>
<p>-THIS IS MADNESS!!</p>
<p>-MADNESS? <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZeYVIWz99I"><strong>This is Sparta!!!</strong></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-159 aligncenter" src="http://ramafoz.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/estampa001.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="625" /></p>
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<title><![CDATA[La mejor chorrada del año sobre 300]]></title>
<link>http://erdracu.wordpress.com/?p=24</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 22:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Erdracu</dc:creator>
<guid>http://erdracu.wordpress.com/?p=24</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Lo que traduzco a continuación, es, con diferencia, la secuencia de imágenes paródicas más deste]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Lo que traduzco a continuación, es, con diferencia, la secuencia de <strong>imágenes paródicas</strong> más desternillante, absurda, ingeniosa y con los cameos más extraños que he visto desde que salió la película de <strong>300</strong>, con diferencia.</p>
<p>Por unanimidad se eligió en el foro de <a href="http://www.wow-esp.com" target="_blank">wow esp</a> como <strong>la mejor sucesión de imágenes</strong> en clave de humor del pasado 2007 entre todas las imágenes que fueron posteadas en un hilo de casi 100 páginas. (Que, por un error del administrador, se borro, cuando iba por la página 97 o así)</p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/0-25.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Un guerrero, viajando hacia ESPARTA, la guerra y el caos están cerca. </span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/1-27.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡Esto es una locura!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/2-28.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¿¡Locura!?</span><br />
<img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/3-18.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡ESTO ES ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><!--more--></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/4-20.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Esto también es ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/5-17.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Esto todavía es ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/6-22.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡De algún modo todos ellos son de ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/7-15.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Estás loco!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/8-17.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Uh.. OUCH!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/9-15.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Esto es ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/10-12.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Incluso hasta el rey necesita seguir las ordenes de Dios...</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/11-11.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>¡¡Por favor condúcenos; Dios del Sol<span style="font-weight:bold;">!!</span></strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/12-9.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡Idiota! ¡Llamandome en medio de la noche! Vete al infierno...<br />
</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/13-8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Así, El rey marchó con su potente ejército.</span></p>
<p><strong>P/D: Maldito Sol...</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/14-7.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Ellos conocieron sus alianzas en el camino.</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/15-8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¿Esto es todo lo que habéis traído?</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/16-8.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡Gñmpf</span>!</p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/17-4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Tú!! ¿Quién eres?</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/18-4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡Yo soy el heroe de la justicia!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/19-4.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¿Y que me dices de tí? </span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/20-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Yo soy Harry Potter...</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/21-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¿Y tú? </span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/22-3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡Yo soy el orgullo de los Supersaiyans!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/23-3.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Jaja! Vaya puñado de personajillos!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/24-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡Hermanos! ¡Decidles que es lo que somos!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/25-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Andy Lau: ¡¡Yo solo quiero ser un buen hombre!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/26-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Esto es ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/27-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Finalmente, ellos alcanzaron el monte del destino.</span></p>
<p><strong>La guerra estaba a punto de comenzar...</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/28-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Enseñadles...</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/29-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">... lo que es ESPARTA!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/30-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Pero que coj***** es lo que tienes contra mí? </span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/31-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/32-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/33-2.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Rendíos espartanos!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/34-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¿¡Eing?!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/35-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hffff...shhh..</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/36-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">En efecto...¡¡Yo soy tu padre!!</span><br />
<img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/37-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Nooooohhhhhhh!!</span><br />
<img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/38-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Obtendré mi venganza!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/39-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>¡¡Esto es ES<span style="font-weight:bold;">PARTA!!</span></strong></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/40-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Finalmente, los espartanos se enfrentarían con el REY DE LOS DEMONIOS.</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/41-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">No puedo creerlo.. eres... eres... tú...</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/42-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡BOB ESPONJA!!</span><br />
<img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/43-1.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">He sido derrotado...</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/53.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">¡¡Mi época está finalmente aquí!!</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/45.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Hmph!! Eres demasiado estúpido...</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/46.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><span style="font-weight:bold;">Arrgh!! ¿¡Mí corazón!? ¿Tú!?</span></p>
<p><img src="http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e44/dh007037/47.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>¡¡En efecto!! Esto es E</strong><span style="font-weight:bold;"><strong>SPARTA!</strong>!</span></p>
<p style="text-align:right;">Agradezco a <a href="http://www.wow-esp.com/modules.php?name=Forums&#38;file=profile&#38;mode=viewprofile&#38;u=26603" target="_blank">TOTUS</a>, ser el primero al que vi postear estas imágenes</p>
<p style="text-align:right;">Y así hacer posible este post.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[300, esto es un cachondeo.]]></title>
<link>http://lacasadelrock.wordpress.com/?p=461</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:42:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>polofanta</dc:creator>
<guid>http://lacasadelrock.wordpress.com/?p=461</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Hola a tod@s lectores soy Polofanta desde la chabola del rock.
Aqui como se que os gusta a muchos el]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hola a <a href="mailto:tod@s">tod@s</a> lectores soy Polofanta desde la chabola del rock.</p>
<p>Aqui como se que os gusta a muchos el cachondeo os dejo una parodia de 300 que se que a mucha gente le gusta las parodias de las peliculas, he elegido esta porque me hace reir y eso es dificil por ello espero que os guste con todo el corazon de un cachondo como yo.</p>
<p>Espero que os guste, un saludo desde la chabola del rock, es que no llega el dinero para ladrillo.</p>
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<link>http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/?p=414</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:22:46 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Scipio</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[



¿Preparando ya las vacaciones de verano? Normal, es mejor ir reservando ahora para luego no jun]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/viva_sparta.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-433" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/viva_sparta.jpg?w=389" alt="" width="389" height="600" /></a></p>
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<p>¿Preparando ya las vacaciones de verano? Normal, es mejor ir reservando ahora para luego no juntarse con todo el mogollón de hoteles, excursiones, coches de alquiler... En fin que os voy a proponer un destino maravilloso. Disfrutad de vuestras vacaciones en Spartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!</p>
<p>Lo primero, un poco de geografía. ¿Dónde está Sparta?</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/this-is-sparta.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-416" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/this-is-sparta.jpg?w=460" alt="" width="460" height="314" /></a></p>
<p>Oh, ¡aquí está! Este simpático nativo con ojitos de psycho-killer es nuestro querido Leónidas, rey electo de Sparta. ¿Que cómo es posible? Pues bien, en esta pintoresca ciudad existe de antiguo la institución de la monarquía y es muy respetada por la gente. El problema surgió cuando el periódico local  The Daily Spartan destapó unas incómodas imágenes en las que se veían sorprendidos en la intimidad el antiguo rey, Bushos Georgidas II, y el mayor enemigo de Sparta, el rey Jerjenineiyad I.</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/georgidas_and_xenijad.png"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-417" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/georgidas_and_xenijad.png?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="195" /></a></p>
<p>Esto no gustó nadita a la opinión pública, y el gobierno espartano se vio obligado a CTRL+ALT+DEL al anterior rey y a fijar que, a partir de entonces, el rey sería elegido por la gente. Se desató una terrible campaña electoral de la que salió triunfador Leónidas, el simpático barbudo de la foto.</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/america_leon.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-418" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/america_leon.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="204" /></a></p>
<p>Leónidas durante la campaña, desarrollada en USA para garantizar la seguridad de los observadores de la ONU, que corrían riesgo de "caerse" a un pozo.</p>
<p>La verdad es que la cosa ha salido bien, y Leónidas se ha convertido en un personaje querido de todos gracias a su campechanía, como demuestra en cuanto tiene ocasión de hacer visitas oficiales a otros países.</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/th_leonidas.gif"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-419" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/th_leonidas.gif?w=160" alt="" width="160" height="120" /></a></p>
<p>Pero, volviendo a lo nuestro... Sparta es un país hermosísimo y cuenta con una flora y fauna que son la envidia de todo el Mundo Antiguo... La mascota oficial del país, reconocida tras la victoria de Platea, es la jirafa, que hace las delicias de grandes y pequeños.</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny_pictures_1711.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-420" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/funny_pictures_1711.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="224" /></a></p>
<p>Di hola a la jirafitaaaaaaaaa!</p>
<p>Sparta cuenta con una rica y ancestral tradición culinaria, entre la que destacamos dos platos:</p>
<p>Spaghetti con tomate (Pasta with red sauce). Por mandato de la Organización Mundial de la Salud, este plato ya no se prepara como antaño, con la sangre de los persas caídos en un pozo, sino con tomate, aunque todavía es posible encontrar en algunas aldeas apartadas quien lo prepare como antaño (click en la imagen para ver animación XD):</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pasta.gif"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-421" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/pasta.gif?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="123" /></a></p>
<p>Pulpo á feira (Octopus to the party / Prata, en la lengua indígena). Aquí vemos unas sencillas pero entrañables estampas de la Festa de exaltación do polbo de Cospeito, parroquia de Sparta, y del restaurante Infierno, donde se acostumbra a juntar la juventud espartana para cenar:</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pratta.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-422" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/pratta.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="200" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/th_dineinhell.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-423" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/th_dineinhell.jpg?w=159" alt="" width="276" height="187" /></a></p>
<p>Otro de los grandes entretenimientos locales es la televisión pública, que goza de un gran prestigio gracias a sus interesantes programas y concursos, como el "Quiere ser espartano?" Un trepidante Quiz de conocimientos sobre la historia de Sparta; o la Ruleta de la Fortuna, todo un clásico...</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/this-is-sparta-7.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-424" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/this-is-sparta-7.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="227" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/th_spartaca79ixu4.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-425" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/th_spartaca79ixu4.jpg?w=160" alt="" width="290" height="217" /></a></p>
<p>También la industria cinematográfica ha ofrecido estos últimos años grandes producciones que han cautivado al gran público, en especial trabajos de Epic-Mafia y Epic-thriller, dos géneros auctóctonos:</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/th_1179801728926.gif"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-426" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/th_1179801728926.gif?w=152" alt="" width="152" height="160" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/this_is_sparta_06.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-427" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/this_is_sparta_06.jpg?w=420" alt="" width="319" height="273" /></a></p>
<p>El rico imaginario espartano explora ahora otros horizontes y nos muestra su propia visión del expresionismo...</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/espartanos.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-428" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/espartanos.jpg?w=370" alt="" width="326" height="422" /></a></p>
<p>También son los espartanos muy dados a las nuevas tecnologías, e internet tiene una gran acogida en el país.</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/this-is-sparta-4.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-432" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/this-is-sparta-4.jpg?w=202" alt="" width="202" height="300" /></a></p>
<p>Sin embargo, el entretenimiento nacional sigue siendo patear persas hasta que caigan en un pozo, y por ello es posible ver por doquier carteles como estos:</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/caution-this-is-sparta.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-415" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/caution-this-is-sparta.jpg?w=444" alt="" width="444" height="368" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/caution_this-is-sparta.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-429" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/caution_this-is-sparta.jpg?w=460" alt="" width="343" height="343" /></a></p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-430" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/this-is-sparta-caution-cone.jpg?w=460" alt="" width="460" height="343" /></a></p>
<p>Sin embargo, recordad que estos carteles son para los turistas, que pueden ser confundidos con persas del montón, no para espartanos, ya que su constitución les permite reconocerse analfabetos en el caso de pasarse por el forro las advertencias:</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/leonidas_cant_read.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-431" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/leonidas_cant_read.jpg?w=272" alt="" width="272" height="272" /></a></p>
<p>Así que, con las debidas precauciones, no dudéis en viajar a Sparta, y para ello os doy un último consejo, cuando lleguéis a Sparta, no os olvidéis de cantar la estrofa del himno nacional...</p>
<p><a href="http://xentedacova.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/this_is_sparta_v2_0_by_dooo.gif"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-434" src="http://xentedacova.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/this_is_sparta_v2_0_by_dooo.gif?w=256" alt="" width="256" height="206" /></a></p>
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<link>http://coltpr.wordpress.com/?p=179</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 14:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>myhrvold</dc:creator>
<guid>http://coltpr.wordpress.com/?p=179</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Politiet i Manchester har utviklet en applikasjon som rapporterer kriminelle handlinger til din prof]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Politiet i Manchester har utviklet en <a href="http://uk.techcrunch.com/2008/04/18/facebook-has-a-new-role-fighting-crime-in-manchester/" target="_blank">applikasjon</a> som rapporterer kriminelle handlinger til din profil og news feed. Innbyggerne i Manchester blir nå oppdatert når sirenene uler. Samtidig har politiet opprettet en egen <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/gmpolice" target="_blank">YouTube kanal </a>med 12 videoklipp og utallige linker. Aner vi et PR-byrå bak i kulissene?</p>
<p><img src="http://coltpr.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/manchester2.jpg" alt="Aps" width="448" height="274" /></p>
<p>På hjemlige trakter er politifolk på Facebook snart en saga "blått". Tidligere i år brukte politet Facebook som en kommunikasjonskanal for å oppnå høyere lønn. Nå raser debatten om politibetjenter bør være tilstede på en slik sosial mediekanal. Nasjonal sikkerhetsmyndighet (<a href="http://www.nsm.stat.no/" target="_blank">NSM</a>) har <a href="http://www.nrk.no/nyheter/kultur/1.5280330" target="_blank">advart politiet</a> å dele personlige opplysninger eller "sensitiv informasjon" på Facebook i frykt for misbruk av kriminelle eller terrorister. 1100 politifolk har slettet sin profil mens 300 står igjen.</p>
<p>Spartas beskytter, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonidas" target="_blank">Lenonidas</a> stod igjen med 300 krigere. Med like stor krigsvilje vil de siste tapre politibetjentene kjempe en tapper kamp for å sosialisere på Facebook.  </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Geek Leonidas!]]></title>
<link>http://entregeeks.wordpress.com/?p=441</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 18:04:45 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mr Santana</dc:creator>
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Bueno, al parecer hemos encontrado al hermano gemelo de Leonidas (Gracias Pp por la observación), ]]></description>
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<p>Bueno, al parecer hemos encontrado al hermano gemelo de Leonidas (Gracias Pp por la observación), en la foto que se encuentra antes del texto está Leónidas, el Rey de Esparta de la <a href="http://es.wikipedia.org/wiki/300_%28pel%C3%ADcula%29" target="_blank">película 300</a>, y a continuación les presentamos a Leónidas, Colaborador de Entregeeks (Adnhack), comenten y digan lo contrario si no :P</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Living Without Heroes]]></title>
<link>http://cliffjburns.wordpress.com/?p=375</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 15:01:25 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Cliff Burns</dc:creator>
<guid>http://cliffjburns.wordpress.com/?p=375</guid>
<description><![CDATA[“I think continually of those who were truly great&#8211;
The names of those who in their lives fo]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“I think continually of those who were truly great--<br />
The names of those who in their lives fought for life,<br />
Who wore at their hearts the fire’s centre.”</p>
<p>-Stephen Spender</p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;">
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><a href="http://cliffjburns.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/armstrongjpeg1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-377 alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://cliffjburns.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/armstrongjpeg1.jpg" alt="" width="93" height="124" /></a><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">I don’t have heroes any more.  Not really.  When I was growing up there were certain sports stars I revered and as a six year old I looked on in wonder as Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin gamboled about on the pitted, ancient surface of the moon.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">Now I’m a man in my mid-forties and my views on the subject of heroes have been jaundiced by decades of lies and evasions from leaders of all political persuasions. Athletes these days are remote, rich and juiced on any performance enhancing drug they can get their hands on.  <em>And</em></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;"> it turns out that Neil Armstrong is a rather cold, undemonstrative man and Buzz Aldrin spent the entire Apollo mission sulking because he wasn’t going to be the first one out the hatch once they set down in the Sea of Tranquility.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">Heroes nowadays are at a disadvantage—Caesar and Alexander and Boadicea never had to put up with celebrity biographers (just malicious gossip), the Andrew Mortons and Kitty Kelleys of the world peeping in keyholes and tracking down anyone with a bit of tittle to tattle.  It’s hard to rally the citizenry and inspire high minded ideals while trying to cover up or defend some transgression or moral lapse.  The optics are really awful.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">When I’m looking for a bit of inspiration, a true tale to remind me of the strength and resilience of the human spirit, I look to the past, often the very distant past.  Seeking those individuals who seized control of their own fates, who were determined, regardless of the cost “to strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield” (Tennyson).  These men and women didn’t employ spin doctors or commission polls before determining policies and tactics.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">We don’t find leaders of the quality of Leonidas, Xenophon or Marcus Aurelius in the halls of power these days.  No figures of</span><a href="http://cliffjburns.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/xenojpeg.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-378 alignright" style="float:right;" src="http://cliffjburns.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/xenojpeg.jpg" alt="" width="113" height="150" /></a><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;"> unimpeachable authority and strength to admire and emulate.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">Take a look at the head of state of your country.  Would you follow that person to the ends of the earth, serve them without question, suffer extreme deprivation, enter the very depths of Hell itself at their behest?</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">I rest my case.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">Do the soldiers serving in Afghanistan and Iraq feel heroic, like latter-day versions of Achilles and Agamemnon, laying siege to the fortresses of terrorism?  Or are they just guys and gals who have a job to do, a family to support, hoping and praying each and every night before they bed down that they’ll survive their tours of duty? </span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">We’ve become a <em>smaller</em></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;"> people, soft and pliant; hedonistic narcissists, indifferent to the world around us.  We don’t</span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;"><em> dare </em></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">dream and rarely does our gaze stray to the horizon line (for the most part we keep our heads down and try not to meet anyone’s eyes).</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">Historical narratives presented by the likes of Stephen Pressfield, Conn Iggulden, Robert Graves and Michael Curtis Ford evoke past ages with thrilling vigor and <em>elan</em></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">.  These authors devote incredible time and energy researching the great and near great,  presenting us with gorgeous, vibrant, utterly convincing portrayals that are documentary-like in their realism, provoking a constant sense of </span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;"><em>you are there</em></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">.  In the process, we are reminded of what frail and timid things we are in comparison, how addicted to creature comforts, how far removed from suffering and strife. We were a much sturdier, hardier breed in days of yore.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><a href="http://cliffjburns.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/pioneerjpeg.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-379 alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://cliffjburns.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/pioneerjpeg.jpg" alt="" width="137" height="96" /></a><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">In America, it was the pioneers who came closest to the kind of heroic courage that is the making of myths and legends.  Unfortunately, they soon gave way to the lawyers and bankers, mercantilism replacing true grit.  From Kit Carson and Jim Bridger, Lewis &#38; Clark and Davey Crockett to being a “nation of shopkeepers”.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;">I grieve for what has been lost—the price of “progress”, which seems to instill a desire for stability, comfort…and mediocrity.  I <em>crave</em></span><span style="font-family:Times New Roman,serif;"> heroes, the visions and dreams they inspire.  We’re poorer as a species without such men and women.  They show us what might be possible if we exert ourselves for a higher purpose and deny or withhold from us the bright attractions of commonplace things.</span></p>
<p style="margin-bottom:0;text-align:center;"><a href="http://cliffjburns.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/kingjpeg.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-380" src="http://cliffjburns.wordpress.com/files/2008/04/kingjpeg.jpg" alt="" width="150" height="114" /></a></p>
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