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<title><![CDATA[Werbe-Slogan]]></title>
<link>http://guerillasimmarketing.wordpress.com/?p=13</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 11:19:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ChrisTina Maywald</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Beschreib deine Leistungen in einem kurzen Satz.
Könnte sein, dass dies gar nicht so einfach ist. M]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Beschreib deine Leistungen in einem kurzen Satz.</p>
<p>Könnte sein, dass dies gar nicht so einfach ist. Manchmal ist eine seitenlange Beschreibung wesentlich einfacher zu erstellen, als einen knackigen Slogan zu er-finden.</p>
<p>Mein persönliches Beispiel ist, dass ich früher nie wirklich wusste, wie ich mich selbst bezeichnen sollte - Schamanen sagte, ich sei keiner von ihnen - Hexen sagten, ich sei keine von ihnen - Persönlichkeitsentwicklung darf ich keine anbieten weil ich keine Lebens- und Sozialarbeiterin bin - und und und.</p>
<p>Also bin ich irgendwann dann auf - Ent-Wicklungs-Helferin - gekommen - ich helfe Menschen bei ihrer persönlichen Weiterentwicklung. Und dann auch die Doppelbedeutung von wegen ent-wicklung - mit dem metaphorischen Hintergrund, das etwas ausgewickelt wird - der wahre Kern zutage treten darf.</p>
<p>Dies mal als Berufsbezeichnung - der Werbeslogan für meine Coachingtätigkeit kam, während ich im Stau stand. Da ging der Weg von "magische Momente" über "Lebe dein wahres Selbst" bis hin jetzt zum echten und aktuellen Slogan von "Lebe dein volles Potential"</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Wodurch wir reifen]]></title>
<link>http://trinergy3.wordpress.com/?p=611</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 20 Jul 2008 06:12:32 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Elisabeth</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Früchte reifen durch die Sonne,
Menschen reifen durch die Liebe.
Martin Buber (1878 - 1965)
Ich wei]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Früchte reifen durch die Sonne,<br />
Menschen reifen durch die Liebe.</strong></p>
<p><em><a href="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martin_Buber" target="_blank">Martin Buber</a> (1878 - 1965)</em></p>
<p>Ich weiß, dass du das bereits weißt. Ich wollte es nur nochmal gesagt haben :-)<br />
Reife Früchte sind prall und bunt - reife Menschen auch ;-)<br />
Rund, abgerundet. Und: BUNT :-) Den bunten Kern auslebend, den wir seit unserer Kindheit so gut versteckt gehalten haben... :-)<br />
Fröhlich-fruchtige bunte Sommergrüße von Elisabeth  <strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">@</span><span style="color:#339966;">--&#62;--</span></strong><br />
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<title><![CDATA[Day 4 - I Met the Mayor]]></title>
<link>http://renaissancekingdomsbuckminster.wordpress.com/?p=9</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Buckminster</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Today, I arose hungry, smelly, tired, and hungrier still. I never knew two-day-old bread could taste]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today, I arose hungry, smelly, tired, and hungrier still. I never knew two-day-old bread could taste so good. I should have probably saved some for later, but my stomach would not hear of it. I'm sure there'll be a reckoning later, but for now, I'm somewhat satisfied.</p>
<p>Down at the Cock &#38; Bull, I met Kidcool, the Mayor of Ayr (ha, that rhymes). Allorardagon was there. Later, Ariani popped in and we shot the breeze about the generalities of living on some imagined continent on the other side of the world in the far-flung future.</p>
<p>I stepped out to check my mail and found another 100 pence reward for my promotion of the Kingdom. I think I'm going to like it here.</p>
<p>I returned to the C&#38;B to find Drake_roanoake engrossed in some political housekeeping discussion with the others - most of whom were on the City Council as well. Apparently there was some matter where Allorardagon was promoted to some new post recently. Later, they launched into a flurry of discussion about someone named "Shin" who apparently isn't well thought of at the moment. I would have liked to have stayed longer, but the mines await. I bid "goodbye" and went on my way.</p>
<p>I won't go into too much detail about work in the mines since, it's pretty much the same thing each day (the occasional head-injury not withstanding).</p>
<p>After work, I returned to the C&#38;B and met a few more citizens of Ayr. First, I met Wandress, daughter of Montgomerys and Kern. She's a local wheat farmer. Lady Beckiboo11, butcher and pig breeder, was also there.</p>
<p>At one point, the topic of joining the <a href="http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=66843">RSA</a> came up. Joining a militia seems interesting, but I think I'll stick around Ayr for the time being to setup a farm and such.</p>
<p>Soon, the conversation turned to career paths and butchery quotas. I confess to drifting off while they spoke. Suddenly, I noticed that the room was quiet and everyone was staring at me. Apparently, the jokes the other miners had been making about my making outrageous statements weren't jokes at all. The kind (but perplexed) folks at the tavern swear I yelled something about not believing in butter. I have no memory of the incident. Hopefully, these outbursts will occur less frequently as time goes by. Feeling somewhat sheepish, and very tired, I decided to call it a night.</p>
<p>I returned to my shack and spent my remaining waking moments updating this journal.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Upcoming Trip! Kern River]]></title>
<link>http://theurbanflyflickr.wordpress.com/?p=102</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 17:29:31 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>buzzkillg230rc</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Sometime soon, I&#8217;ll be heading up to Kern River, Can&#8217;t wait!
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sometime soon, I'll be heading up to Kern River, Can't wait!</p>
<p>Be sure to check back for pictures!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[17 | Multidimensionalität]]></title>
<link>http://syncommmanagement.wordpress.com/?p=85</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:06:59 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Admin</dc:creator>
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<p>Syncomm Managemententwicklung trägt aktiv dazu bei, Lebensqualität nachhaltig zu erhöhen. Dazu gehört Wissen und die Bereitschaft, sich auf bislang unbekanntes, zumindest weitgehend unbeleuchtetes Terrain zu begeben. Dazu gehört auch und vor allem die Öffnung, sich komplexen Prozessen zu widmen - um diese aus ihrer Komplexität mittels geistiger Durchdringung vom Knäuel zum Faden zu überführen.</p>
<p>Syncomm Managemententwicklung ist dabei Begleiter und geistiger Wegbereiter, ganz ohne den Anspruch auf Perfektion und vermeintliche Sicherheit. Dafür in der Absicht, Wohlbefinden zu kreiieren, das sich nicht aus linearen Kausalitäten speist. Es gilt anzuerkennen, dass der Fluss des Lebens nicht dem Willen folgt, sondern der Absicht. Aus dieser Absicht, diesem "Wirks" oder "Passierchen", wie es Prof. Dr. Hans-Peter Dürr und andere nennen, entfaltet sich das, was wir Realität nennen.</p>
<p>Daraus ergibt sich unmittelbar, dass holistische Unternehmensführung aus Kenntnis von energetischen Prozessabläufen und -zusammenhängen sowie ihrer Erschaffung selbst und ohne Zeit(verzögerung) erfolgt. Damit ist das eine Bewusstseinsfrage, der sich kein Unternehmen verschließen kann.</p>
<p>Erfolg ist keine Frage der Strategie, solange Strategie undefiniert ist. Und genau das ist der Grundzustand. - Das erstaunt den prozessorientierten, dahin gebildeten, fokussierten und erkenntnisaffinen Zeitgenossen nicht.</p>
<p>Dennoch existiert mehrheitlich die Direktive eines allgemeinverbindlichen Verständnisses für die Prozesszusammenhänge menschlicher Handlung und ihrer Impulse. Erkennbar ist, dass multiple Realitäten sich ergänzen, nicht ausschließen. In der Konsequenz heißt das Integration anstatt Differenzierung.</p>
<p>Ausgehend von der Vorstellung einer materiellen Welt als Bezugsrahmen müssen wir angesichts anderslautender Beobachtungen einen Perspektivwechsel vornehmen. Dieser Perspektivenwechsel führt uns auf eine Strukturebene, welche nicht-kondensierten Charakter aufweist. Daraus leiten sich Wahrscheinlichkeiten ab, die sich in jeder beliebigen Weise manifestieren [können].</p>
<p>Diese Strukturebene führt von linear-kausaler, dualer Logik zu einer Metaperspektive, in der sich Widersprüche aufheben. Das Ergebnis ist eine dynamische Konvergenz und Harmonie, wie sie das kosmische Gleichgewicht kennzeichnet.</p>
<p>Das Gleichgewicht der Kräfte ist ein sich selbst regulierendes, intelligentes System, das der Mensch nicht erkennt, sondern <strong>ist</strong>. Tätigsein ist ein Erfahrungsvorgang, welcher keiner Bewertung unterliegt. Insoweit ist der Mensch als System gut beraten und intelligent darin, sein Gleichgewicht beizubehalten. Das heißt in erster Linie, Kräfte zu "verstehen", um ein Prozessverständnis über sich selbst zu entfalten.</p>
<p>Es existieren unzählige Methoden zur Ablaufsteuerung. Die Erkenntnis, selbst eine Methode zu sein ist außerordentlich hilfreich, um das zu erreichen, wozu Existenz da ist: Selbsterkenntnis. Dies ist keineswegs ein philosophischer Exkurs, sondern Teil einer Wahrheit, dessen Zeugen wir selbst sind.</p>
<p>Immer wieder entstehen die (gleichen) Fragen, welche in ihrer Grundstruktur [weitgehend] identisch sind: linear. Entwicklung und Evolution haben jedoch morphischen Charakter, weshalb Verweilen (Kondensieren) in einer Position unweigerlich Unschärfe hervorbringt.</p>
<p>Viele Fragen beantworten sich und sind transparent, werden dann transzendent, wenn mentale Fixierungen gelöst werden und jene Dynamik anerkannt, welche zu kontrollieren einem Kampf gegen Windmühlen gleicht. - Jede Realität ist möglich, und wir schaffen sie, tauchen darin ein, wenn wir das Unmögliche möglich sein lassen.</p>
<p>Dies spiegelt sich wider im Wandel des gegenwärtigen Bewusstseins, das auf dem Verstand nicht zugänglichen Ebenen neue Realitäten schafft. "Träume sind Schäume" ist daher eine nach NLP negative Programmierung, da somit das Potential selbst negiert wird. Selbstverständlich bleibt es vorhanden, jedoch ist seine Form statisch dynamisch und umgekehrt.</p>
<p>Diesen gedanklichen Schritt zu vergegenwärtigen, dass Sicherheit ebenso Illusion ist wie Angst, entfaltet aus sich heraus diejenige Kraft, wahrhaft schöpferisch und produktiv zu sein.</p>
<p>Für jegliche Ansätze der Steuerung, deren Instrument Management ist, gilt daher die resonante Beobachtung, Empfindungsfähigkeit, Verarbeitungskapazität und Integrität der Rückkoppelung als Seismograph der Verwirklichung einer Absicht: <a title="Lastenverteilung" href="http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lastverteilung" target="_blank">des Zieles.</a></p>
<p>Die Beziehung Geist-Materie wird in der Adaption Mensch-Maschine offensichtlich. Eine multidimensionale und insoweit integrale Betrachtung erweist sich durch Iteration des Erreichten als Ausgangsbasis für Neues und Veränderliches dienlich, hilfreich und nützlich.</p>
<p>Die (bisher) wahrnehmbaren Effekte transformieren sich zu einer neuen Qualität - einer anderen Form. Somit ist sie <strong>sofort änderbar</strong> und keineswegs Schicksal.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[PAULA JONES JENNIFER FLOWERS WEBSITE, UFO COLLISION, CONFESSIONAL SEX, NAIL IN THE HEAD, AND CHEETA WALK OF FAME PETITION ]]></title>
<link>http://midnightramblin.wordpress.com/?p=43</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 19:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mclassen</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[PAULA JONES AND GENNIFER FLOWERS TEAM-UP FOR CLINTON BASHING WEBSITE
Apparently these two weren]]></description>
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<p><strong>Apparently these two weren't receiving enough attention lately. So, to rectify that oversight, Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers have teamed up for their own website. On it you can watch them relate tales of illicite experiences the two had with Bill Clinton and it's only for the low low price of  $1.99 a pop. I guess they just wanted to have their own Pay-per-view. Yes it seems the two are broke as well. Since they haven't had any tabloid attention in years it seems their flash in the pan celebrity status has dried up. The two were out in front of the Clinton Presidential library Monday hucking their site. "It's a way we can get our story out there in our own words, without someone making their own interpretations or corrections," Jones said. In other words, you can lie your ass off and not get caught by some savvy newperson has actually done their homework. Yea, I can see where that presents problems. Well, it's always amusing to watch has beens try to recapture glory days.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.aolcdn.com/aolnews_photos/0f/02/20080610073409990008" border="0" alt="Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers, June 9" width="408" height="272" /></p>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>ROMANIAN JET FIGHTER COLLIDES WITH UFO</strong></p>
<p><strong>A report that has been recently leaked shows that a Romanian jet fighter had a collision with a UFO. Chief investigator Commander Nicolae Grigorie said in the report: 'We can definitely say what this thing was not, but we cannot say what it was.' Romanian defence ministry officials have ruled out all normal types of collision such as birdstrikes, ice or small meteorites. Pilot Marin Mitrica was slightly injured but managed to land the plane safely after the incident last year. According to the report, the cockpit was completely shattered during a training flight over Transylvania and it was recorded on an inflight video. I'm sure we'll never get to see that one. Transylvania, I wonder if they were bats, or maybe a vampire returning home. You need to give those creatures of the night lots of airspace.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong> SEX IN THE CONFESSIONAL.</strong></p>
<p><strong>People have made love in a lot of strange places but this one just about takes the prize. In Cesena, Italy a couple were caught having sex in a confessional box while mass was going on. They say those Italians are hot-blooded. The couple's lawyer says they had been drinking too much and had gone too far. That demon alcohol will get you every time. Although I have to admit I've never heard that little devil on my shoulder whispering "Have sex in the confessional, go ahead, I know you want to." It haas been reported that the couple have repented and asked forgiveness. They're going to be "Hail Mary"ing for awhile on that one. Last week the bishop celebrated a "Mass of reparation" in the cathedral where the confessional box incident took place to make up for the sacrilege. Hopefully they also celebrated a good hosing down with a lot of disinfectant.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>MAN SHOT IN HEAD WITH NAIL GUN</strong></p>
<p><strong>George Chandler of Shawnee, Kansas was outside working on a project when the cord for his nail gun got tangled. It accidentally went off and a nail was shot into his head. "It never did really what you call hurt," the Shawnee man said Wednesday. He says he only felt a little sting. Chandler said his friend Phil Kern was using a nail gun to mount lattice on Chandler's deck when a hose on the powerful tool became caught. He stood up just as Kern tried to free the gun and it discharged. At first, they couldn't locate the nail. But then Kern saw it, he ordered Chandler to sit down while he called 911. Dude, look where you're pointing that thing. An emergency room doctor tried unsuccessfully to remove the nail with a pair of pliers."He looked at me and said, 'I need a claw hammer,'" Chandler recalled. "I thought, 'Ah, he's just teasing.'"So the doctor borrowed a claw hammer from a worker to finish the job and sent Chandler home with a few stitches. "He got a screwdriver at the same time, and he took the screwdriver and pried the nail up a little bit and got the claw hammer," Chandler said. You know, maybe taking some off classes like carpentry for your medical degree can come in handy. The doctor was probably a fan of "This Old House." It brings to mind the old axiom, "If all else fails, get a bigger hammer."</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME STAR FOR AN APE?</strong></p>
<p><strong>You bet. Cheeta the famous movie chimp deserves a star. I know I was entertained for endless hours watching those Tarzan movies with the antics of Cheeta taking center stage. There were times he upstaged the actors. Believe it or not, the 76-year-old chimp, who the Guinness World Records has called the oldest living, non-human primate, is retired and lives in Palm Springs. Cheeta also has a </strong><a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/ap_on_en_mo/storytext/starseeking_chimp/27828539/SIG=10p7m979u/*http://www.myspace.com/"><span class="yshortcuts"><strong>MySpace</strong></span></a><strong> page, which lists painting "Ape-Stract Art" among his hobbies, and The Monkees his favorite band. Now there is a petiton going around to get him a star on the Walk of Fame. Actually, this is the seventh attempt at it. Other animal stars like Lassie and Rin Tin Tin are there. Heck even Godzilla and Donald Duck are there and they aren't even real. Cheeta has certainly paid his dues and deserves this coveted recognition. Heck I say why stop there, lifetime achievement award from the Academy. Go here to help correct this sad error and give some love to Cheeta. </strong><a href="http://us.rd.yahoo.com/dailynews/ap/ap_on_en_mo/storytext/starseeking_chimp/27828539/SIG=11enuc1pq/*http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/GoCheeta/"><span class="yshortcuts"><strong>http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/GoCheeta/</strong></span></a><strong> He's been waiting a long time for this. Let's not disappoint him.</strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Gay marriage: More counties resist]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:06:24 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Add Kern, Merced and Kings counties to the places in California where officials are resisting the state Supreme Court's recent overturning of state voters' will on gay marriage.</p>
<p>Just as the Supreme Court decided it didn't have to listen to the majority of Californians, some county clerks are trying to find ways not to have to listen to the majority on the court.</p>
<p>According to stories over the weekend, Kern's and Merced's county clerks issued statements that they will give out the new "Participant A and B" marriage licenses beginning June 17, but they would not preside over gay marriage ceremonies, citing space and staff constraints.</p>
<p>In the case of Kern County, clerk Ann Barnett plans to stop ALL marriage ceremonies in the county on June 14.</p>
<p>Merced County's Stephen Jones initially said the same thing about stopping all marriage ceremonies, but later retracted the statement under pressure from county officials who agreed to hire more clerks and provide more office space. Jones has asked county attorneys to file a brief opposing implementation of the Supreme Court's ruling, according to sources.</p>
<p>In Kings County, the clerk is citing a legal loophole as throwing in doubt whether the county has to actually issue the new marriage licenses starting June 17.</p>
<p>Although the state's Office of Vital Records ordered courts to start using the new gay marriage licenses once the Supreme Court's ruling becomes final on June 16 at 5 p.m., the Supreme Court in its decision also ordered a lower-level court that had upheld California's law on traditional marriage to issue a new order favoring gay marriage. However, it's not clear when that appeals court must comply. Kings County is taking the stand that it doesn't have to issue gay marriage licenses until that court issues the revised order.</p>
<p>Stay tuned as the war heats up.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Richard Kern]]></title>
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<dc:creator>celroamtrao</dc:creator>
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Conhecia esse cara não. Melhor nudógrafo ever.
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<title><![CDATA[Sally Kern Shocked to Discover Slavery Ended]]></title>
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<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:30:54 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>irritatedtulsan</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[    (Satire.  Fake news article.)   Oklahoma State Representative Extremist Bigot, Sally Kern]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>  <img src="http://irritatedtulsan.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/repsallykern.thumbnail.jpg" alt="repsallykern.jpg" />  (Satire.  Fake news article.)   Oklahoma State Representative Extremist Bigot, Sally Kern (R-District 84), discovered Wednesday that slavery ended more than 130 years ago.<span> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">During a speech to a class of 2<sup>nd</sup> grade students at George Washington Carver Elementary, Kern referenced her beloved slave “Mimi” as the backbone of her plantation.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">History teacher, Mr. Thompson, interrupted Kern and explained to the students that slavery ended in 1870.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">“You’re shitting me,” said Kern.<span>  </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">Kern recently created controversy with her comments about homosexuals and terrorists.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;"><span> </span>“I’m not surprised by her statements,” said Thompson. “She doesn’t seem to know what decade, much less century, we’re in.”</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;"><span> </span>Kern continued her speech with a discussion about the unicorns and leprechauns that live on her farm.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">“Unicorns are real,” Kern said.<span>  </span>“They’re as real as leprechauns, the boogie man and my son’s heterosexuality.”</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">Stacey, Carver 2<sup>nd</sup> grader, stood up and called Kern a stupid poo-poo head.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">Kern said Stacey was poo-poo terrorist head, and that she would not apologize for any of her statements.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">“I don’t think people even want an apology anymore, they just want her to shut-up” Thomphson said.<span>  </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">Stacey ran out the room crying.<span>   </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">According to Kern, there are no plans to free Mimi.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">“I from Russia,” Mimi said, “I vant husband.”</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">Mimi, whom is not a slave, is actually a purchased Russian bride.</p>
<p class="MsoNormalCxSpMiddle" style="text-indent:0.5in;">Kern is scheduled to speak at a pro-choice rally Friday.</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:35:30 +0000</pubDate>
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<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;">Oops…I had one of those days yesterday.<span>  </span>Where <em><span style="font-style:italic;">everything</span></em> was getting on my nerves.<span>  </span>Whenever somebody did so much as walked by my office loudly (and by loudly I mean not tiptoeing), talked a little bit too loudly (not whispering), or do really anything to interrupt the quiet that I apparently needed to be enveloped in I felt the overwhelming need to rip their head off.<span>  </span>This, among other reasons, made me miss my friend Justin more than I can put into words.<span>  </span>Justin and I used to work together and we became really close when we realized we had a common love for booze and trash talk.<span>  </span>Whenever I used to have these days I could just go into Justin’s office and sit there and bullshit with him for hours on end and since everybody loved him nobody got on us about not doing any work.<span>  </span>I could tell him anything without being judged – he would just laugh and say, “oh silly Megan who cares?”<span>  </span>I needed that so much yesterday.<span>  </span>Every morning on my way to work I drive by the church that his memorial service was held at – some days this is tougher than others.<span>  </span>Some mornings I don’t look at it, others I just think, "I miss Justin," and then there are mornings like today when I look at it and am transported to that day and can see myself chain-smoking in the parking lot in shell shock.<span>  </span>Justin has been weighing heavily on my mind lately.<span>  </span>I saw this video about a week ago and let me just say that words do hurt and my heart broke a little when I saw it – take a good listen to what Oklahoma Rep. Kern has to say:</span></span><span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"> <span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"> </span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;"><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/tFxk7glmMbo'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/tFxk7glmMbo&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></span></span></span></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:x-small;font-family:Arial;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;">Justin came out to me three new year's eves ago and took his life exactly 5 months later.<span> </span>People like Kern need to realize that it is not their place to judge – please!<span>  </span>I miss Justin with every ounce of me today and I can’t help but think how different our world would be today if we were more accepting of each other.<span>  </span></span></span></span></p>
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<link>http://ovilehti.wordpress.com/2008/03/18/ms-kerns-right-and-paid-sex/</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 17:33:19 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[An article from Ovi magazine
Two US officials came to the centre of the news last week each for very]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gblcLHQDBiI/R9_8C9qS4aI/AAAAAAAAApo/fWSiPc5ak3w/s1600-h/ovi_0009.gif"><img src="http://bp2.blogger.com/_gblcLHQDBiI/R9_8C9qS4aI/AAAAAAAAApo/fWSiPc5ak3w/s200/ovi_0009.gif" style="float:left;cursor:pointer;margin:0 10px 10px 0;" border="0" /></a>An article from <a href="http://www.ovimagazine.com/">Ovi magazine</a></p>
<p><b>Two US officials came to the centre of the news last week each for very different reasons. One is resigning, perhaps facing legal implications, and the other enjoys full protection from the party she represents and local authorities; what were the charges? One had sex with a prostitute and the other was openly racist, guess which is which!</b></p>
<p>Eliot Spitzer, who will step down as New York's governor, was found …associating - I have to admit that I love words like that, especially in cases like this - with a prostitute using the services of a certain office often. The very same governor was elected by flagging his fight against …prostitution. I totally agree with his resignation and I totally agree with the man having to deal with a court room and charges. My agreement has nothing to do with using a prostitute and paid sex, I think that is something he and his wife have to deal with, but - I’m sorry for my cynicism - he’s obviously missing something in his life by looking for it somewhere else, preferring to pay instead of having a mistress… something that might have endangered his marriage even more.</p>
<p>My problem is not there, my problem is that a man of his authority, who has obviously spent a long time researching prostitution, may have used this to find the office and may have used his influence to get what he wanted. The man was the Governor of New York and former star prosecutor having prostitution as his main target, so he knew. He knew not only what he needed to know, but also knew everything, which means that he was keeping secrets and, in extent, that he was covering up and that only leads one to corruption! It sounds hard and heavy but it is true and I’m happy justice has found its way to him and obviously he is going to be punished in many ways, including the end of a promising career and most likely the end of his family.</p>
<p>However, let’s move to the next incident. State Rep. Sally Kern, R-Oklahoma City, Republican member of the Oklahoma Legislature, has said that "the homosexual agenda is just destroying this nation" and poses a bigger threat to the U.S. than terrorism, "According to God's word, that is not the right kind of lifestyle." Any comment?</p>
<p>What this woman, who apparently has served as a teacher in the past, said is beyond any comment and the words 'racist' and 'prejudice' sound too small to cover what she announced to the public. It was not enough; the case has gone far further. The local Republicans covered the lady by declaring openly their full support and finding any suggestion for her resignation inappropriate. Inappropriate it is that they haven’t resigned all of them from any official position, inappropriate that they haven’t publicly apologized for even thinking to agree with comments like that, inappropriate that they dare to even argue. Please this has nothing to do with freedom of speech. I’m tired of all these years listening to Nazis and racists preaching about freedom of speech, calling for their right to say and believe what they want. I’m sick and tired of them!</p>
<p>Ms. Sally Kern should resign her public office immediately; she should publicly apologize for every single word she said and the state based on a constitution that guarantees equality to every citizen and protection of racists and prejudice like her should take her to the court and punish her by example stripping her of every right to ask for office again. In Iran they are executing gays, is this future we want, is this the democracy we are all standing for?</p>
<p>Comparing the two cases I have to admit that my first reaction to Mr. Eliot Spitzer’s case was a smile and later thinking seriously about it I started getting a bit upset, but reading Ms. Sally Kern’s comments I felt really angry from the very first moment and the anger is building up more and more. Hitler actually sent homosexuals to Dachau and the gas chambers and, just like Ms. Sally Kern, he thought they were …not right. I suppose for Ms. Sally Kern having long hair is not right, smoking or piercing your ear and I’m sure she would never vote for Mr. Obama, not because he is a Democrat, but for the obviously not right reasons.</p>
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<link>http://allfunteevee.wordpress.com/?p=292</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 06:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[AllFunTeeVee is by no means a political blog, but this Ellen clip was worth posting, if for no other]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>AllFunTeeVee is by no means a political blog, but this Ellen clip was worth posting, if for no other reason than to make sure people see it.</p>
<p><img src="http://allfunteevee.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/sallykern.jpg" alt="sallykern.jpg" /></p>
<p>Republican Representative Sally Kern of Oklahoma made a speech that was beyond incredulous. There are quite a few Republicans in the country that bring 'narrow minded' to an art form, but Ms. Kern has thrown outright bigotry into the mix. Whether you believe in Gay rights or religious respect... or you don't, I'm sure you'll agree that we should not be voting in bigots to our government. Each and every one of us is something that someone has a problem with. For this elected official to make a speech as she did, is inexcusable and the fault lies with each and every one of us for voting these people into office. We give them the power to oppress freedom and impose their narrow beliefs on everyone around them.</p>
<p>We should worry about our children learning from people such as her. I do not know her ethnicity or cultural heritage and, I don't need to... but as a person I feel she is a pig. Shame on you Oklahoma and shame on all of us for tolerating behavior like this from the very people we hire to represent us. Are we this cowardly and lazy as a people to let this continue?</p>
<p>It doesn't matter if you think Gay people should have rights or not. They're coming after you next. Remember when Blacks weren't allowed to drink from the same fountains as whites and Jews were animals and the Irish were a plague on America and the worst thing you could be was Puerto Rican? This list goes on and on. You're on it somewhere or you will be soon. So, be careful when voting. You may vote yourself in some hatred meant just for you.</p>
<p>Here's her email: <span class="bodyURL"><a href="mailto:sallykern@okhouse.gov">sallykern@okhouse.gov</a></span>  Though I doubt it will last long.</p>
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<p>Link -<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzTWcTwJJM">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBzTWcTwJJM</a></p>
<p>Oh, and try to leave her son out of it. He's not the issue.</p>
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<link>http://abstractionreaction.wordpress.com/?p=182</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 00:09:41 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Coco McBean</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[We have blogged about Sally Kern, the Republican bigot, before and had suggested that she was in fac]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We have blogged about Sally Kern, the Republican bigot, before and had suggested that <a href="http://abstractionreaction.com/2008/03/10/republican-sally-kern-may-be-a-lesbian/" target="_blank">she was in fact gay</a>.  Although we were wrong, we were not off track.  <a href="http://www.queerty.com/category/jesse-kern/" target="_blank">Her son Jesse, is allegedly gay</a>.  Looks like Sally is somewhat delusional.  Ride Sally Ride!!!</p>
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<link>http://coolstuffhappening.wordpress.com/?p=24</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:35:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>coolstuffhappening</dc:creator>
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Sally Kern, an Oklahoma State Rep., recently rose to an elite status held only by the likes]]></description>
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<p align="justify">Sally Kern, an Oklahoma State Rep., recently rose to an elite status held only by the likes of Weng Weng, The Landlord skit and that kid who sang Chocolate Rain; an Internet Star. Shine on, Sally, shine on.</p>
<p align="justify"><a href="http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2008/03/10/dnt.ok.lawmaker.anti.gay.kwtv?iref=videosearch" target="_blank">According to CNN</a>, Sally was "secretly" recorded at a Republican meeting where she was asked to express her views on the Gay Lifestyle. I must note, I added the quotation marks not because I am quoting CNN, but because usually, now-a-days, when you are in office, and you go to some kind of a meeting, unless it is either your Secret Skull Society located underneath your Ivy League Alma Mater or your weekly White Power pot luck, YOU'RE GOING TO BE RECORDED NO MATTER WHAT.</p>
<p align="justify">The woman makes claims during her speech about the effect of gay people on  society, saying things like, "I honestly think it's the biggest threat  our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam." At least she said Islam. I was worried she was going to say "terrorism or Scientology." Thank you for avoiding a major Hollywood uprising. I notice she only mentions two threats to the U.S. She leaves out quite a few, though, like High Cholesterol and a "Potential" recession. Maybe she got to that later in the meeting.</p>
<p align="justify">I am not going to quote her anymore because she is not saying anything that you haven't heard already...according to the Bible...according to her. To me, that is small potatoes.</p>
<p align="justify">The real issue is how Sally claims she shouldn't apologize for saying what she said. "What is wrong with me, as an American, exercising my free speech rights?," says Kern. A woman wearing an Auburn sweatshirt standing in front of a Subway, (clearly a wonderful source for an opinion from CNN), claims she has the right to free speech, regardless. Hey guys, guess what...we have a couple people here who made it past the first Amendment of the Constitution.</p>
<p align="justify">These people aught to be put across someones lap and spanked in front of everyone. Of course you have the right to say whatever you want. Of course you have the right to speak your opinions, no matter how out-of-date or very similar to the 1920s as they are. NO ONE SAID YOU DIDN'T YOU IDIOT. The REAL point of the First Amendment, and most people don't know this, is that you also have the right to get made fun of until you cry for what you say. You can say anything you want..."Hey everyone, I think being Gay is wrong, and also women should stay home in the kitchen and the Oakland Raiders are the best football team ever." You can say that, but you will, and SHOULD, be made fun of for saying those things. So, no, Sally, you do not need to apologize for what you said. Be strong, stay the course, don't be a flip-flop...and all that other crap that Republicans say, but do realize that by saying what you said, you are asking to be made fun of. You can see the YouTube video that made her famous <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPB7bTdz2xQ" target="_blank">here</a>.</p>
<p align="justify">Before you go on and think that Sally is alone in this issue, think again. These cute little guys are showing their support wearing shirts that are 100% cotton, but those aren't the only things that are 100%.</p>
<p align="justify"><img src="http://coolstuffhappening.wordpress.com/files/2008/03/phelps-followers.jpg" height="462" width="462" /></p>
<h1>UPDATE:</h1>
<p align="justify">Thanks to Heather for the comment. You can go <a href="http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/request-to-terminate-sally-kerns-position-house-of-representatives" target="_blank">here</a> to sign a petition to have her removed from office. It may not be much, but at least you say you did something about it.</p>
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<link>http://writechic.wordpress.com/?p=477</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 14:35:35 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>mdking</dc:creator>
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Actually, idiots like Rep. Sally Kern (R-OK) are as scary as terrorists.
In this video, Kern launch]]></description>
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<p>Actually, idiots like Rep. Sally Kern (R-OK) are as scary as terrorists.</p>
<p><span>In this video, Kern launches into a tirade against gays and lesbians.  She thinks she's talking to 50 or so Republican supporters.  This is what they sound like when they think they're alone.  </span>And this crazie used to be a teacher!</p>
<p>Kern:</p>
<blockquote><p>"No society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades."</p></blockquote>
<p>Hello, the Greeks.  Someone actually let her teach children.</p>
<blockquote><p>"I honestly think it's (homosexuality is) the greatest threat our nation has, even more so than terrorism or Islam."</p></blockquote>
<p>Wait there's more:</p>
<blockquote><p>"Two-year-olds!  You know why <i>they're</i> trying to get early childhood education.   They want to get our young children into the government schools so they can indoctrinate them.</p></blockquote>
<p>Take your babies, and run for the hills.  The Gays are coming to brainwash tots.</p>
<p><span>Thanks to <a href="http://www.victoryfund.org">www.victoryfund.org</a></span>  for outing another rightwing nutjob.</p>
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