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George Carlin Speaks Out...

George Carlin Speaks Out…

I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.


I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. 601 more words

Amazing

Smoke signals

John: Hey, look over there. What is that?
George: They’re smoke signals!
John: What do they say?
George: “Help … my … blanket … is … on … fire.”

Jokes

Fat Shaming My Cat - a joke

Good evening,

The last of my cat jokes is one I came up with recently after a trip to the visit with my cat Butters (yes, Butters). 616 more words

Comedy

Puhleeze, folks, obviously I'm not simply projecting my own anger and fear into our belief; it honestly is this messed up!

“Listen, dear friends, God doesn’t merely hate homos, because He freakin’ hates everybody; ha, except for me of course, and my darling extended family!”

“Yes, brothers and sisters, Jesus was definitely an absolutely despicable being, and also one in which we shall never hope to be able to even closely match, but we sure as hell can still give it the good ol’ biblical college try!” 102 more words

Funny

Talking Trash with Redd Foxx

A cult classic that has never received it’s proper credit. This book is a rarity and a great for anybody who was a fan or wasn’t a fan of Redd Foxx. 10 more words

Comedy

When Your BF is a Jokester

Took me a second to realize what was really going on…

Ha! 

Two priests on a beach

Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. 231 more words

Humour