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FUNNY ODD SIGN TEXTS SAID TO BE FROM ENGLAND - Surreal GIFs by Bill Domonkos

Sign in a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

Sign in a London department store:

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS… 471 more words

Art

Mary flying from Dublin

Mary was flying from Dublin, Ireland, to Chicago; she had a problem with her luggage so she asked the Priest beside her, ‘Father, may I ask a favour?’ 175 more words

Humour

Two Antenna's Meet

Thanks for “tuning” in again.  I’m going to have to dedicate this next series of super short jokes to my long time friend Bob Keller.  So if you like them, praise me, if you hate them, send your hate mail to Bob!

Enjoy!

Quick Joke

Spent 30 seconds in court today for stealing someone’s luggage.
It was a brief case ;)

Joke time p. 68

A Colorado woman was texting and driving when she hit a pole that went through her car, and then into her thigh and buttocks. Since the incident, she’s reportedly become a born-again Christian, as her last text before the crash was “Oh god I just want your big pole inside me right now!”

Jokes

The Psychiatric Test

Three patients at a psychiatric clinic are up for release. The shrink informs them that they will have to pass a simple test. Asking the first patient: 96 more words

Clean Jokes

Headlines September 2nd

A series of lines scratched into a cave wall in Europe were attributed to Neanderthals, showing perhaps they were more creative than initially thought. The lines appear to be similar to Apple’s first attempts at maps. 234 more words

Monologue