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Jack The Ripper...and Burner.
Professor: I love ripping things! I also like fire…but I’ll contain myself. Overheard in Calc Class, Math/Psych Building by Rosey … more »
Jack The Ripper...and Burner.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 weeks ago: Professor: I love ripping things! I also like fire…but I’ll contain myself. Overheard in … more »
That's the unit on Foot Art.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 weeks ago: TA: No matter how many times the professor tells you he cut his toenails too short, it will NOT be o … more »
This lecture brought to you by the Baltimore Friends of Pot Parties
Overheard at UMBC wrote 1 month ago: Older Professor: “Everyone has pot-parties, why don’t you?” Now what would be com … more »
Now follow me over to the Erickson School!
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: If I do nothing else, I can teach you how to taunt the elderly. Overheard in a Philosophy … more »
Scientific evidence that UMBC makes you dumb.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: (Professor struggles with a simple subtraction problem.) Professor: I took the SAT in 6th grade to g … more »
That's an interesting interpretation of "Love thy neighbor"...
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: What would Jesus do? Jesus would kill the tards. Overheard in Lecture Hall 4, Academic I … more »
Why the wrong ones?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: How do want you the test to be? Student, in reference to another student: He wants the te … more »
There's always a risk of nuggets when it comes to penetration of the butt.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Engineering Professor: In welding, you get good penetration in the butt joint, but you risk weld nug … more »
I believe the DSM would classify this under delusions of grandeur.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: Music doesn’t swell up out of nowhere when you start singing. Student: Actually, so … more »
Do racial stereotypes get points on the exam, then?
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Elderly Student: What exactly is jazz fusion a fusion of? Other Student: It’s a mix of jazz an … more »
Then you can ask that Psychology professor how to trick a lie detector test.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: (We already have a guy at UMBC who does that.) Professor: When we talk about euthanasia I’ll t … more »
Whoops, I YouTube'd "Panda sneezing" instead.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: You don’t want to taunt pandas, believe me. (pauses) YouTube, When Pandas Attack! O … more »
They never use, "I have a headache."
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: Males are a lot easier to understand… in more ways than one, actually. Overheard in Lec … more »
His answer jumps up to 8 if he stops pretending you're the victim, professor.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: (Professor asks class to rank murder on a scale of 1 to 10 in terms of the severity of a crime.) Stu … more »
I think they called him the King of Cool. Which sounds way cooler than "essence of cool" anyway.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: Steve McQueen? You know him? He is essence of cool. Overheard in Lecture Hall 6, Physics … more »
You gotta prep 'em for the cold, harsh, reality.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: That’s the best thing I did last Christmas…tell a little 4 year old there was … more »
But I jerked off anyway.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 2 months ago: Professor: One time, when I work with Rodney Dangerfield, between sets I would see him get out of th … more »
But if he grades while drinking, maybe it'll appeal to him.
Overheard at UMBC wrote 3 months ago: Student: So how many e-mails did you send out about the homework? Professor: This is what happens wh … more »
I'm sure that made sense in context...
Overheard at UMBC wrote 3 months ago: Professor: Either everybody is very shy… or they don’t have pancreases. Overheard in Lecture Hal … more »
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