i-am-a-huge-nerd-why-do-you-ask &laquo; WordPress.com Tag Feed http://wordpress.com/tag/i-am-a-huge-nerd-why-do-you-ask/ Feed of posts on WordPress.com tagged "i-am-a-huge-nerd-why-do-you-ask" Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:00:02 +0000 http://wordpress.com/tags/ en <![CDATA[Arizona's Freebie Watch]]> http://stillfootball.wordpress.com/?p=561 Mon, 14 Apr 2008 16:07:50 +0000 tcmcg http://stillfootball.wordpress.com/?p=561 "Free season tickets? Not on MY watch!"

[Gasp!] "LANG CAMPBELL!" [Dramatic chord!]

"YES! It is I! Sent to ensure that the Arizona Rattlers season ticket holders will be disappointed to a mathematically perfect degree!" [Organ run, dramatic chord]

"But, why, LANG CAMPBELL?" [Chord progression] "Why?"

"There's no time to explain! I must successfully convert this two-point try to put a stake in the heart of both Tampa Bay fans, and cheap Arizona fans!" [Disappears in puff of smoke, successfull two point conversion]

Brett Dietz has been made better than he was before. Better. Faster. Stronger.

"Noooo! You may have won this time, LANG CAMPBELL," [Dramatic Chord] "But Brett Dietz does not take this sort of thing lying down. Brett Dietz will get you. Oh, yes. Brett Dietz."

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