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Jrrr

This is how the introductions usually go for me with people from a non-English speaking background:

Me: (flashing my winning smile) ‘Hi, I’m Jo. What’s your name?’ 303 more words

Humour

skulduggery pleasant

Skulduggery Pleasant, a 300 year old skeleton (with impeccable dress sense) roaming the streets of Dublin.

How did he get there? No one knows, not even himself.As he and his detective partner/magic student investigate… 36 more words

Adventure

Raining Pleasure

We arrived quietly back in Team Australia this time a week ago. It was raining. It more-or-less hasn’t stopped since.

Since then ‘our’ government has joined another war (joined the dots from the last fuck-up), scrapped the tax on mega-rich miners flogging off the ‘nature’s gifts’ of our anthem, and generally demeaned us as a washed-up, shit-weather backwater. 350 more words

United Nations telephone survey

Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:-

“Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?”… 94 more words

Humor

Sexy Title Designed to Lure You In

The strange thing is, it’s not normally this easy to grab a reader’s attention. But there we are. I got you hooked. It’s lucky really because if you weren’t hooked and still reading these words I would look rather silly wouldn’t I? 342 more words

Humour

Breakfast in the Asylum

I wake with troubled mind
And search the floor to find
My slippers and my clothes
As in my head the woes
Continue from a dream… 73 more words

Poetry

Plum Lucky by Janet Evanovich

Published in: 2008
Pages: 176
Edition read: E-Book
Book #: Book 13.5 in the Stephanie Plum series/ Book 3 in the between-the-numbers novella

Book description: 352 more words

Romance