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A pair of sunglasses is a marriage is a blog award. Or something.
In 1997, while waiting to board a plane to our honeymoon destination, Dave and I bought a pair of matching sunglasses at an airport kiosk. Ignoring my new husband’s eye-rolling, I christened the… more »
Okay, Fine, Dammit
A pair of sunglasses is a marriage is a blog award. Or something.
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Maggie, dammit wrote 2 weeks ago: In 1997, while waiting to board a plane to our honeymoon destination, Dave and I bought a pair of ma … more »
Reason #3458734 I never leave the house.
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Maggie, dammit wrote 2 weeks ago: I didn’t want to go out. I was tired. I’d worked all day on a huge project, and I’ … more »
First I will insult you all and then I will ask you for your prayers.
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Maggie, dammit wrote 3 weeks ago: So it’s time I addressed something: you crazies have all been calling my children by their wro … more »
I'm huge in Singapore
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Maggie, dammit wrote 2 months ago: I keep trying to tell my husband how important I am. This has been going on for years, and I rarely … more »
Honk if you're an egomaniac!
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Maggie, dammit wrote 2 months ago: My friend Pare is a modest girl. Yes, she is the sort of drunk you can’t take to parties, and … more »
She hides like a child but she's always a woman to me.
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Maggie, dammit wrote 2 months ago: Pssst. Jenny the Bloggess! Why you not hear those rocks at your window? Why you make me switch to br … more »
Because I can't afford to lose readers EVERY day....
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Maggie, dammit wrote 2 months ago: When I was a kid, I was snooping around my father’s office and found a newly-purchased book ab … more »
I've hit refresh a hundred times and my name is still not appearing.
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Maggie, dammit wrote 3 months ago: Were you all under the impression that I am a stable, rational person? Probably not. But were you la … more »
A virtual easter basket for you, bunnies.
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Maggie, dammit wrote 3 months ago: Some people get lousy lead-painted pseudo-wicker baskets filled with cat-choker grass and psychotic … more »
The Last Run (insert eyeroll here.)
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Maggie, dammit wrote 3 months ago: This was supposed to be an entirely different post. I’ve been running on the beach almost ever … more »
Perhaps my pen name could be Sybil McWorry?
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Maggie, dammit wrote 4 months ago: OK, I’m awake. It is 3:28am, and I’ll be damned if I can sleep. Was this a bad idea? I w … more »
Report from the trenches: Day Eight / Alternate title: "I don't know what possessed me, Dave" OR "The Great Car Wash Incident"
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Maggie, dammit wrote 8 months ago: Dear Dave, I don’t know what possessed me to say yes to the car wash. I normally avoid the que … more »
