Bothered ako lately (as usual).
Hindi ko alam kung natatae ako or naiihi. I can't even tell if i have to dump my thoughts of finding a male partner or patulan na lang ang mga stalkers kong bahog bilat. Hindi ko rin alam kung gusto kong kumain o hindi, matulog or gumala. I dunno whether to live or to die.

The last time I had this feeling was around a year ago.
Now, heto na naman sya. Parang cancer sa vas deferens na unti-unti kumakain sa aking daanan ng semilya. Nakakawalang gana. Nakakawalang libog. He he he :lol:

Pero ang totoo nyan, para lamang syang langaw na pwedeng paluin ng sandok anytime na bumabalik. Pero takot pa rin at pangamba ang aking nararamdaman.

Madadagdagan na naman ang edad ko in a week time. Siguro isa ito sa mga dahilan ng aking mga nararamdaman lately. Hina-hunting na naman ako ng gerontophobia. Takot na tanging kamatayan lamang ang makakagamot. Kelangan ko ang tapang ni LapuLapu upang malabanan ang phobiang ito dahil ayoko pang mamatay. I still have to reach my dreams and reap the fruits of my labor.

When I reached 20, I had laid down a long term plan and ambition, a checklist na syang magiging gabay sa aking pagtanda. :lol: Yung tipong at age 21, I should have my own wheels, at 22 a half million peso savings! Pero kahit gulong man lang at pisong savings haaayyy ewan! Wala pa yata sa 10% ng goal ko ang aking na meet! But I guess hindi naman talaga sya feasible. Kaya naman this year I intentionally, internationally at personally rebuke the previous goals and face a new one further. Pero I will not disclose it in public. Keep ko na lang sa self ko para masaya! :lol: hahahah

Sa mga maagang bumati sa friendster, thank you very much. Thanks to Ate Honey for the gift too. ;) Sa mga may balak pang magbigay, salamat in advance pero practical po akong tao. Hindi lang po cards at greetings ang tinatanggap ko. Pwede rin po bigas yung isang sako! hehehehe :lol:

Hanggang sa muli :D

My colleagues were busy eating while talking to an american albino. They were actually busy introducing the strange food served on the table. The american was fascinated by the presentation of the food especially our very own kare-kare who didn't even have an american contemporary. So the topic went to lenggua who is Spanish and later to Japanese.

Someone stupid overheard the word Japanese and butt in during the conversation with uber confidence, assuming he had a good command of the language.

"Did i heard Japanese? I can relate to that, Ni Hao Ma"

And they all lose their appetite!

Namiss ko lang kayong lahat. Pagpaumanhin nyo kung hindi ko naaprov agad iba nyong comments. Sa nakalipas na isang linggo, super busy po ang aking beauty. Yes you heard it right. Marami po akong bookings and show at take note naging suki po ako ng paliparang pandaigdig ng ninoy aquino. Kaya naman bago kayo mag isip ng kung anu-anong green jan, heto po ang gay's eyeview ng aking series of shows.

Saturday (June 14) The Pampanga Gala

After severe and toxic brainstorming and deliberations kung saan gastusin ang aming napanalunan sa miss gay undas nung April, nakapag decide na rin ang Team na pumunta sa Pampanga upang makaiwas sa traffic at polusyon sa Maynila. This is courtesy of our teammate na may balak ng mag resign dahil pupunta na sya sa pluto. :lol: Kaya naman, kahit walang tulog ang geisha ay mababanaag sa aking matang may mota ang excitement. Una dahil first time kong lumabas with our Team at pangalawa i was expecting for boylets.. :lol:

Needless to say, super enjoy naman kami sa aming boodle (?) fight over banana leaf. Nag fishing with some minute tilapia at kumain ng burong kanin, lenggua, relyenong bangus, at marami pang iba! The experience is so nice! Pero sadly walang boylet. If not for the Mafa na ginawa naming pulutan.. :lol: Buti na lang at dinala ni Rosita ang kanyang pet na albino.. :lol:

BUt before the actual photoshoot, here is the welcome banner on the terminal of victory liner na sadya naman talagang nakakagulat!

Here are some of the casts of Wakasan ng Buhay. Click this link Team Geisha for more pics.

Syempre dahil sobrang corporate slave tayo, pumasok pa rin ako right after that inuman. While others are reaping the fruits of their 15days work for the Saturday Night out, heto ako sa work kahit pagod, walang tulog at bitin sa alak! :lol:

Sunday (June 15) The NAIA and vice versa

Right after my shift at 7AM I receive a call from Jake. A friend from Glendale. He's at the country for a month vacation. He's at NAIA from Cebu with his mommy. And they needed to go to the hotel at kelangan ko silang samahan. Check in time is 12 so i have to wait till they're on their room. 12 noon and everything was all set. I have to go home for a quick slumber. I still have to fetch Jane at NAIA again by 2PM. The rain was so heavy by then kaya thankful ako. Bakit? Dahil kahit papano nakakapagpahinga ako at hindi ko sya nasundo..hahahhaha (bad). But of course i've given her instructions on how to reach my place which is what she exactly did. 3Pm and she's all set. Had arranged her closet and all. Pero hindi na ako makatulog. Kelangan ko pa naman sana for the night's work.

MOnday (June 16) Gurls night out

I went home after shift para samahan si Jane sa inaaplyan nya. Buti na lang along Ayala lang so i can immediately proceed to Makati Ave where Jake and his mom were waiting. KElangan ko silang samahan for breakfast and to Bambang para bumili ng uniforms. Mahal daw kasi dun sa tate kaya sulong kami sa init papunta dun after the eat all you can buffet. Alas dos na nung marating namin ang glorietta para bumili ng santo for tita's patient. But we were convinced by some real estates agents to check their model units at Serendra. Without a second thought, go agad kami para naman makagala sa global city ng libre. Alas tres na nung natapos ang aming lakad at makabalik sila sa hotel while i went home to rest. Time for me to exit i guess pero hindi pa pala. Kelangan kong bumalik dahil maghahatid na naman ako sa airport kay tita for her 10Pm flight. But it was delayed. I thought i can still make it for the nights work pero kinapos na ako ng oras kaya i decided to call in. Nakaalis na rin ang eroplano. Sa wakas! Pwede na kaming magkalat ni Jake :lol: We went to secret :lol: at dun nagpakalasing till sunshine comes at syempre hindi pwedeng wala ang aking kambal na si Clio at ang frind ni Jake na si Joseph. At nagkakatotoo na naman ang sumpa nung aswang na aming tinarayan. Inabot nga kami ng morning! But we had extreme fun sa comedy bar slash disco house slash pamenchu bar na yun!

Tuesday (June 17) Parting time

We woke up at 12noon for brunch. Napagod from the girls night out. Syempre I had to accompany Jake till his flight back to L.A. Kahit pagod and all super enjoy naman. Syempre hindi nawawala ang aming pagiging freudian! Certified geisha at their peak kaya gumala muna kami sa Glorietta bago mag impake ng gamit.. Three hours before check in time when we decided to do something stupid. Checked our online geisha accounts to find for some quickie but am not gonna go into details coz we failed! hahahahha :D So much for that dahil sobrang pagod na talaga ako.. hehehhe Sobrang late na kami for his trip sa sobrang traffic kaya sa airport na kami nag dinner. After two hours tapos na rin syang mag check in. It was 30 minutes before his boarding time wehn i left him. Exhausted, wasted but never dry dahil i had my sensual massage when i got home!. :lol: For souvenir, we never failed to capture the Makati skyline at dusk at least we can compare how it will look like after 3 years pagbalik nya! :(

PS. Dahil hindi ko pa alam kung kelan ulit ako makakapag update nitong bahay ko, allow me to thank a very special person whom i admired!HEHEHEHEH :D

BIG Thanks to Ate Honey.

Salamat sa very early Birthday Gift!

But this post is not about some stupid foreign language lessons from this stupid Geisha! This is about music, titles and singerS!

But i knew it won't be too late to post this ever difficult tag i received from my online ka-inuman!

In fairness, nosebleed talaga ako sa tag na ito! Dumudugo tenga ko sa kapapakinig ng mga musika na nababagay sa mga tanong! Beer-O deserves a slap for this and a kiss of course! :lol:

Here’s the rule: Answer the questions with song titles (your fave songs or songs that you like to play most of the times). No side comments please. Let the song titles explain your answer.

The questions and my answers:
1.) How am I feeling today?
- Dazed and Confused by Led Zeppelin 

2.) Where/when will I get married?
- Bad Side of the Moon by Elton JOhn

3.) What is my best friend’s theme song?
- Didn't We Almost Have It All by Whitney Houston

4.) What is/was highschool like?
- Through The Fire by Chaka Khan

5.) What is the best thing about me?
- Flexible by Depeche Mode

6.) How is today going to be?
- Its a Good Day by Peggy Lee

7.) What is in store for this weekend?
- We can Work it Out by The Beatles

8.) What song describes my parents?
- Love of My Life by Southborder

9.) How is my life going?
- From this Moment On by Shania Twain

10.) What song will they play at my funeral?
- O Sole Mio and Nessun Dorma both by Lucianno Pavarotti

11.) How does the world see me?
- Legend by Nelly Furtado

12.) What do my friends really think of me?
- Insatiable by Darren Hayes 

13) Do people secretly lust after me?
- That's For Sure by Jefferson Starship

14.) How can I make myself happy?
- All by Myself by Celine Dion

15.) What should I do with my life?
- Go The Distance by Michael Bolton

16.) Will I ever have children?
- Never Ever by All Saints

17.) What is some good advice?
- Listen by Beyonce Knowles

18.) What do I think my current theme song is?
- Lupang Hinirang by Julian Felipe (hahahahhaha)

19.) What does everyone else think of my current life?
- Unwell by Matchbox 20

20.) What type of men/women do you like?
- The Horny Song by Vanilla Ice

21.) Will you get married?
- Shut Up by Simple Plan

22.) What should I do with my love life?
- Get Here by Oletta Adams

23.) Where will you live?
- Under The Sea from The Little MErmaid

24.) What will your dying words be?
- To All The "Boys" I've Loved Before by Willie Nelson

I’d also like these bloggers to do this! Tag ko ang mga kantaterong sina:

Verpo,  Tapsiboy, IfoundME and Aling Baby.

Time travels so fast.

I have a hard time absorbing all the heterogeneous emotions and feelings right now.

Exactly two years ago, I embarked on a journey that has been a milestone for humankind. It's history in the making for me, being the first Geisha to set foot on the Sun. Chozzz! (masyadong eksaj).

After sleepless nights of contemplation, weighing the pros and cons, and grasp the message of excitement and independence, I finally decided to open up the thought that's been bothering me to my parents.

Geisha: Ma, i'll leave tonight for Manila.
Mom: What? Are you crazy?
Geisha: Partly, Yes!
Mom: Ano gagawin mo dun?
Geisha: Hahanapin ko ang tunay kong mga magulang! sabay iyak ala Judy Ann
Mom: Tumigil kang bakla ka! Sagutin mo ko!
Geisha: Work. I'm gonna find myself there baka sakaling mahanap ko. Heehhehe
Mom: Manlalalaki ka lang dun!
Geisha: If I'll do that, bakit dun pa? Marami namang titi dito! Limang piso isang tumpok! Cge nga!
Mom: No way! Hindi kita bibigyan ng pamasahe!
Geisha: Goodluck! May ticket na 'ko!
Mom: Talk to your dad.

Sa haba-haba man ng prosisyon sa pier din ako natuloy! Via Cebu ang ticket ko para makagala naman kahit papano. Walang malinamnam na tanawin sa barko! Lahat ng pasahero at crew mga dugyot! Pero keri lang dahil sa next trip na lang ako rarampa!

Gustuhin ko mang magliwaliw sa Cebu, pumigil sa akin ang aking kaartehang mabilad sa araw at mapuno ng alikabok ang aking ilong kaya as early as 8AM nasa loob na ako ng ship bound for Manila. Departure time is 8PM kaya mahaba-haba ang oras ko para mag charge for the nights rampa!

Maraming magagandang tanawin sa loob. At marami-rami ring mga lugar ng kalaswaan. Pinasukan ko ang lahat pati cabin ng mga marino. lols. Yung sinehan, disco, coffee shop, videoke bar, chapel at pool area para malibang.

Pero front ko lang yun as usual. Hindi pa rin maalis ang isip ko sa mga taong pilit kong iniwan sa paghahanap ng lalaki kapalaran. Sa parents kong hindi matanggap ang aking pag-alis dahil mawawalan sila ng unico hijo sa bahay. Sa mga staff at katrabaho ko sa university publication for leaving them hanging with what's not and what to. At higit sa lahat sa mga kapatid kong bilat dahil mawawalan sila ng protective na kuya slash ate at wala na ring mag-aayus sa kanilang buhok at mukha.

Sa bawat birit ko ng "i will survive" sa videoke bar ng barko, pinagdadasal ko rin na sana ay malampasan ko rin ang anumang hamon at pagsubok na naghihintay sa akin sa pupuntahan ko. Malayo pa rin ang tingin ko na kahit screen ng jukebox ang nasa harap ko ay tila wala dun ang isip. Patuloy lang ako sa pagkanta. Sa paglilibang sa sarili at ang mga nakakabinging palakpakan slash insulto ng mga hunghang na wala sa tono ang tanging nagpapabalik sa akin sa tamang katinuan.

Dalawang taon na ang lumipas.

Ang dami kong na miss sa family ko. Ang kulitan naming magkakapatid at ang amoy ng hanging probinsya na malayo sa polusyon at ingay ng mga rumaragasang bus! Meron man akong pinagsisihan sa aking paglisan (?) yun ay dahil wala ako sa aniversario de muerte ng kapatid ko. Wala ako nung naglandi ang kapatid ko. I should've slapped her and subsob her sa canal with his boypren when i learned that she's pregnant but i was not there to do that. Magkakalitid man ako sa pagmumura ko sa kanya sa fon wa epek pa ri yun. Wala ako nung nagkaroon ako ng pamangkin. At wala ako nung kelangan nila ang gabay ng isang kapatid, kaibigan, kamag-anak, kapamilya, kapuso, kalabaw, kamias, kamatis, kamagong, kabaong, katol....

Pero kinaya ko ang lahat. Psychologically tortured man ako sa twing tatawag sila't may problemang naka insert sa bawat "kumusta" at "ingat ka", kinaya ko pa rin ang lahat kaya't tumagal ako ng ganito. Naranasan kong mamuhay kasama ang mga taong hindi ko kilala at mga taong itinuring akong kaibigan at kapamilya. Naranasan kong magutom, mabusog, mapuyat at mapagod pero hindi ako sumusuko sa laban na pinili ko (nganong mi enter).

For two years natuto akong umibig, umasa at mabigo. Tumayo sa sarili kong mga paa at kamay. I've learned to be independent in its truest sense and reap the fruits of it. And these are the experiences that I can make my momma proud. The experiences which I'm sure wala pa sa kalingkingan sa pwede ko pang maranasan while I stayed here.

And for two years, I can say that I've survived the toughest battle of existence every living thing had been trying to achieve. The survival of the fittest in this jungle called Manila.

At sa aking pag-uwi (hopefully soon) ako'y nagbabalik tanaw sa huli naming pag-uusap ni mama.

Mom: Manlalalaki ka lang dun!
Geisha: Hindi lang po ako nanlalalaki, nambababae din po!

Yuckkkkk.. ewwwwwwwww!

Kaya naman, kahit kararating ko lang sa bahay at wala pang kain, nag-abang na agad ako ng taxi kasama ang chakang si Mj para ma dispose ko na sya sa airport papuntang Japan! Halos isang oras din kaming nag-abang ng taxi sa kahabaan ng kalayaan avenue bago kami nakasakay. Dagdag pagod point for me na naging muchacho slash muchacha ng bruha!

Kulang na lang paliparin namin ang taxi sa flyover ng EDSA (na tinawag nyang overpass) para makahabol sa flight nya. 9:45 boarding time na dapat, buti na lang pinapasok pa sya ng gwardya! Pinapasok ko kaagad ang bruha sa airport at hinayaang maligaw para maiwan ng eroplano. (hehehe am bad!)

Nakahinga na rin ako ng maluwag.

At dahil sa sobrang kakuriputan, minabuti ko ng mag bus galing airport pauwi. Sa sobrang antok, hindi ko na napansin ang labas masok na mga tao sa bus papuntang cubao. Hindi ko na rin alam kung naglalaway ako or humihilik sa sobrang pagod. Sa awa ng diyos hindi ako lumagpas sa tulay!

Pagbaba ko ng bus, una ko inisip ang aking naghihimagsik na bulate sa tyan dahil sa matinding gutom! It was like africa in the making with my stomach starving plus the scorching heat of the sun and the pungent smells of kilikili ng mga timawa all over (lol)! Tinungo ko agad ang isang fastfood resto para omorder ng makakain. Subalit dahil sa hiya, tinike-out ko na lang!

Crew: Sir what's your order?
GEisha: Burger Mcdo meal, ice tea and Go for large.
Crew: (naguguluhan at tipong nabingi sa narinig nya) ahhh ano po ulit Sir?
Geisha: (bingi ka ba or tanga?) Burger Mcdo meal, ice tea and Go for large.
Crew: Sir dun po sa kabila ang Mcdo. Jolibee po ito!

Para akong binuhusan ng arinolang puno ng ihi kinagabihan! Hiyang-hiya ako sa gwapo na crew!
Buti na lang natakpan ng shades ang aking mukha!

Pero aaminin ko! Gusto ko talaga sa Mcdo pero sa sobrang antok hindi ko alam na Jolibee pala napasukan ko! (los palusot!)

Kaya naman, isang malutong na "take out" with matching P.I. ang sinabi ko sa crew nung tinanong nya ko:

Maam, dine in or take out?

Severe to the highest level! Severe to death!

Nagsimula ito sa tema namin ni mareng Clio na "wakasan ng buhay". A stage in life where heartaches are better forgotten over some buckets of beer. Una sa kumare ko. Pangalawa naman sa kapatid ko sa hanapbuhay na si Rosita. After shift, tagay, tulog, papasok, toz tagay ulit! Sleep lang ng dalawang oras solb na! This is perhaps the most effective euthansia in its most implied sense! Condolence to myself! Geisha Diaries will soon be an Obituary page!

May shift bid na naman ang team ng mga fiber glass at kung anu-ano pang metal sa mundo! At sa awa ng dyosa ng kagandahan, nasa priority ten something ako. Masamang pangitain sa tulad kong buhay reyna. Ibig sabihin lang nyan na hindi perfect ang attendance ko since last kaming nag shift bid. Ibig sabihin marami akong absent o di kaya'y lates! Aminado ako dun! Kivs lang ako! Pero pag inagaw ang sked ko makakapatay talaga ako ng tao! :lol:

For almost a year and a half now, hindi pa rin nagbabago ang day off ko. Martes at Myerkules pa rin! Walang buhay pag gabi! Tulog ang mga boys dahil may pasok kinabukasan. Sarado ang ilang bars dahil wala nga namang gumagala ng ganung araw! Hindi pwedeng magyaya ng friends dahil may mga work kinabukasan. Naisip ko nga kung karma na ba ang tawag nito!

Dati kasi, regular na araw ang off ko. During days off, nasa Palawan ako lagi. Nagpapalamig, nag-eenjoy, umiinom kasama ang mga friends at boylets. In short, may social life pa rin kahit papano.

Hindi na ngayon! Abnormal na lahat sa akin. Tama nga sila. Nakakasira ang trabahong ito sa social at sex life ng tao!

But who cares! I don't need going out with friends to mingle with other people. Blogging itself is a form of socialization :) And sex? Duhhhh.. Call me ipokrita pero sawa na ako sa ganyan! Ikaw ba naman magsimulang maglandi at five years old hindi ka kaya magsawa? :lol: Joke!

Update:

IN response to my previous post about Trans being banned at Greenbelt, the management of Ayala Malls particularly the parties concerned had promised to give us a positive feedback on the issue. Kudos goes to Ms. Sass from STRAP, Ms. Castro ( Ice Vodka Manager) and Clio for the update.

The management (Ayala Corp) insists that their malls are "discrimination free". Somehow they managed to make a better resolution or should I say a better excuse for their misdeeds. They have been putting the blame on prostitutes roaming around their premises. But note that being a geisha of different shade is not synonymous to prostitution. While it is true that not all birds are of the same color, prostitution is nevertheless an act condemnable and punishable by law. A thing that had always been regarded as immoral (wat is moral by the way?..lol) since time immemorial.

But anyway, the story will soon die a natural and a triumphant death. History in the making indeed!

Click here to read the turn of events.

Now back to our regular programming.

Natapos na naman ang aking day off (parang muchacha lang) ng walang katuturan! When i started working in this industry, halos nawalan na ako ng time para ma explore and aking paligid, kapaligiran at palibot. Pareho lang po yan lahat.. heheh! If not sleeping, nanonood lang ako ng DVD or listening to my fave Lani Misalucha's ancient Live Crossover concert album. Halos lahat yata ng songs dun kabisado ko na! Pati hinga nya at birit memorized ko na!

When all else failed to comfort me on my most boring and depressing moments (emo?), a text from an unsolicited sender came.

SMS: O genki desu ka? (musta ka?)
pucha japanese! kunti lang alam kong rebuttals nito
Geisha: watashiwa genki desu. (ayus lang ikaw?)
SMS: san ka?
Geisha: pakialam mo? modo ochi (nasa bahay) sa CR. nagfifinger! daijobo desu (ok ba?)
SMS: pootah ka! lika sa bahay magbadminton tayo!
Geisha: mas pokpok ka! tantanan mo ko ng nihonggo mo! papatulan talaga kita!
SMS: cge na bakla.
GEisha: huh? ayoko ang layo! dalawang sakay pa from here yokong mag commute.
SMS: mag taxi ka na lang.
Geisha: cge jan ko na lang babayaran pagdating sa bahay nyo.
SMS: wag na! jan ka na lang!
GEisha: pagod ako. gusto kong magpahinga!
SMS: sayang. may ipapakilala pa naman sana akong lalaki. yung nakita natin sa market-market na gwapo kapitbahay pala namin!
Geisha: cge anjan nko!

Biglang nawala ang pagod ko kaya go agad ako sa Taguig kahit two rides galing sa bahay. It's raining cats and dogs that unholy hour yet di ko pa rin mapigil ang naglalaro sa isip ko (kalanding bata!) :) At dahil sa sobrang lakas ng ulan, hindi ko namalayang lumagpas na pala ako ng halos isang kilometro sa dapat babaan ko. Kaya walkathon ang drama ko. Kunyari relax lang while walking. Naghahanap ako ng latang pwedeng sipain pero wala akong makita! Kaya text na naman ang drama ko sa pokpok na nihonggo!

Geisha: leche ka! naligaw na ako huh! nasa harap ako city hall. saang way papunta jan?
SMS: wawa ka naman! cge sunduin kita jan!

After a long wait dumating na rin ang orihinal na geisha dala ang motor nya. Dahil sa sobrang OA nya, inagaw ko na sa kanya ang motor at nag volunteer na ako ang mag drive. Bka kasi abutin pa kami ng dalawang oras dahil sa bagal nya!

Geisha: bakit ka naka false eyelashes? may sasalihan ka bang miss gay?
....kaw naman hindi ka na nasanay!
Geisha: jusko! ako pa! eh everytime na lang yata na magkikita tayo naka piloka ka!
....lahat na yata sa akin pinapansin mo! kaliwa ka jan sa dulo, toz kanan, mag u-turn ka tapos pagdating sa simbahan kaliwa ka, diretso tapos kanan ulit....
Geisha: leche! baba! kaw na mag drive!

Ganyan kami pag nag-usap. Lagi na lang nagsisigawan! Minsan napagkamalan pa kaming mag-asawa kahit hindi katanggap-tanggap sa mata ng diyos at sa mata ng tao! At lalong hindi ako insecure sa ganda nya! Dahil kulang sya nun! Lols..

One night at one day din akong naka check-in sa kanila. Nagbadminton, nag gym, nagswimming at nakipag landian sa mga ipis at kurimaw! Buti na lang hindi na ako mapagkakamalang kung "ano" pag kasama ko sila. At least alam ng lahat na geisha ako.

Sila kahit may bilat, napagkakamalan namang geisha! :lol:

Ilang gabi ko rin syang pinag-isipan kung nararapat bang ilagay ang mga hubad nilang katawan sa blog kong ito. I was even thinking of the clauses they might have set for their own privacy but since malapit ng ilabas ang poster ko sa EDSA na malamang magtatanggal ng aking buong privacy, i finally decided na idamay ang mga bloggers na ito!

Ang inyong makikita ay larawang hubad ng mga famous at infamous bloggers :lol: Not for the faint hearted, homophobic morons! hihih

Inisip ko rin ang ganitong pose.

Pero di ko carry. Am sure masusuka kayo sa mga stretch marks ko nung huli akong nanganak. Sa kaliwang butt ko kasi ang stitches dahil sa CS kaya di pwede.

Pag humarap naman ako, bka maalala nyo ang pagdadalaga ni Maximo Oliveros dahil hindi pa full blown ang dede ko. Kahit 32 A na cup size maluwag pa!

Pag nakatagilid naman bka masilip no ang aking tyan na nagdadalang tae sa laki.

Sabi ko na lang, only Clio can do this pose. Only she can dare. Pampalubag loob na rin sa akin na walang maipagmamalaki!

 Not me! Walang akong behind na maipagmamalaki.

Maldito had also given me an idea to have a pose similar to his.

Yung tipong wholesome ang dating at naka-brief pa rin para di masyadong malaswa.

Pero hindi ko carry lalo na ang location ng photo shoot. Baka mag ginawa ko ito sa poste ng meralco eh mahuli ako ng MAPSA at sa makati city jail ako magpalipas ng gabi.

Hindi ko rin keri ang mag one piece kahit room ko lang ang location. Baka maglag-lagan ang mga butiki sa ceiling kasama ang mga ipis at anay.

Wholesome ako.

I mean gusto ko buong-buo ang ipapakita ko dahil ang uso ngayon "bilat pa lang, damit na" :lol: Balat pala yun hindi bilat. Cenxa na bisaya eh.. hihih :D

Pag pyestahan nyo muna tong poster na ito. Hindi pa yan nakabit sa EDSA. Under renovation pa yung poste malapit sa ilog pasig. ;)

Kibs!

Natapos na rin ang aking pinakahihintay na company outing.

Natapos na hindi ko man lang nakamayan or nalaman man lang ang tunay na pangalan ng aking prospect na lalaking ibabahay! :lol: Natapos na punong-puno ng saya, ligaya, mura (nagmumurang dedee) at sakit ng katawan! Ang daming masasayang eksena, nakakatawang mga moments, mga flop na sandali at meron din namang embarassing monuments!

Binaybay namin ang kahabaan ng kalyeng ewan patungong Island Cove sa Cavite na walang tulog at lupaypay sa trabaho. If not for my reservation, i should've not joined the summer outing. Kung bakit pa kasi ako nagpareserve na compromise pa tuloy ang aking pinsan na ihahatid dapat sa airport. Sempre uunahin ko ang reservation ko if not kasi, magbabayad ako ng 3/4 of a thousand pesos for my absence!

To cut it short, dumating kami dun sa venue ng bonggang-bongga! The welcome party was composed of salot na mga batang bakla na hindi marunong magtupi ng kanilang betlogs! Nagmukha tuloy silang kabayong hermaphrodite while dancing to some ethnic moves! Poor katutubo! (hehehe)! And of course, dun na rin naiserve ang nabanggit kong One serving of soft/silken tofu with brown sugar syrup and tapioca pearls!

Speaking of kabayo, unang hinanap ko right after i was handed with the map was horseback riding! Siguro because of interest and prominence! Kabayo rin kasi ang aking kasamang isa at mejo prominent ang kanilang hayup na nasa safari! Kaya naman kahit tirik ang araw sa kalagitnaan ng tanghali, tinungo namin ang kanilang mga hotspot.

First stop, the butterly park! Pinangalan sa butterfly na wala naman akong nakita kahit isa! Tsaka allergic ako sa mga bulaklak kaya sunod naming pinuntahan ang mga hayup sa gubat. Dun ko niyakap ang tigreng si jasmin. Muntik pa kaming maging abo nung umihi ang mga tigers. Next stop namin ang mga mabantot na ostrich, ang amoy putik na pato at ang mga mababahong kambing at karnero.

We made our final walk at the crocodile farm adjacent to the race track ng mga kabayong bakla! Dito ko nakita ang mga kamag-anak ni Roel na buwaya at unggoy! He felt so happy looking at his ancestors! I can't help but hug that little lacoste! O di ba shalan! Buwaya lang po! :lol:

We had lunch, naglaro ng volleyball, nagswimming, nakipaglandian, nag-inuman, nakipagbakbakan sa mga contest, nakipagbiritan sa bidyoke, at higit sa lahat rumampa ng nakabikini!

Pero hindi ko nakompleto ang kaligayahan ko. Hindi ko man lang nakilala ng formal ang crush ko. Nakikita ko sa gilid na aking mga mata na nakatingin sya sa akin pero dahil dalagang pilipina ako, pinili kong maging reserve, prim and proper (kahit gusto ko ng maglandi)! Hanggang sa naging partner ko sa kayak contest at nging inspirasyon ko para sumagwan ng bonggang-bongga! Hanggang tingin na naman ako nito at pantasya! Umaasa, maghihintay ng pagkakataon na magkikita kaming muli, hanggang sa umibig, umibig at umibig sa WALA! (haayy pag-ibig lumalabas pagiging makata ko sa 'yo pakyu!)

Ayoko na maging bakla! Saloooot!

and Food.

The Company will cover the transportation provided and Island Cove expenses. These includes:

a.) Bus ride from Office to the Island Cove and vice-versa;
b.) Managed buffet lunch with morning and afternoon snacks;
c.) Selected facilities and venues for activities and games;
d.) Entrance to Oceania Water Park;
e.) One serving of soft/silken tofu with brown sugar syrup and tapioca pearls in the morning and fish balls in the afternoon;
f.) Access to Animal Island Sanctuary.

soft/silken tofu with brown sugar syrup and tapioca pearls??? Ano yun?

Duhh! HEto sya oh....

Shala di ba? :lol:

Source: Official Webpage of Marikina City A Structure Marked By Simplicity and Integrity, Solidity and Restful Elegance The Kapitan Moy ancestral house is the product of architectural evolution. The steep, hip roof, the post and lintel construction, the seemingly light and quite airy structure, and the elevated quarters are features derived from the Philippine style, the "Bahay Kubo". However, its sense of grandeur and solidity the dramatic arrangement of space, the use of masonry and simple ornamental system are its heritage from European architecture.

A Legacy of the Philippine Socio-Economic System

Kapitan Moy ancestral house is the architure of a feudal age, remnant of a socio-economic system. It reflects the architecture of the wealthy at that time, Don Jose Guevara, being a "Maginoo" and Don Laureano "Kapitan Moy" Guevara, being an "illustrado" and a "Presidente".

The house’s address gave merit to the familial standing at that time for the elite homes stood on the plaza beside the church and the tribunal.

An Aura of Hospitality Prevails

The "adobe arch" is an elegant introduction to a "WELCOME". The "grand old-baluster-staircase" encourages warm welcomes and lingering goodbyes.

The "broad capiz windows", natural ventilation and spacious interconnected areas project the familial spirit and ready hospitality of "Guevara’s".

"High, wide and nail-studded door" which used to accommodate virgin’s carrosas and honored guests carriages has also small door cut into the large front door for visitors on foot.

The "old well" that used to satisfy the owners with water supply needs is today’s appealing sight for local and foreign tourists.

A Historical and Culture Relic

It is in its "ENTRESUELO" or mezzanine that the "first pair of shoes" was developed by Kapitan Moy with the help of Tiburcio Eustaquio, Ambrosio Sta. Ines and Gervacio Carlos in 1887.

As nurturing ground for the mind and heart of the Marikeños, it was also used as a school building from 1907 to 1995. During the early years of the American occupation, it housed the American Tribunal. And in 1942-1945 it was occupied by the Japanese Imperial Army as their headquarters.

Early in 1993 Mayor Bayani F. Fernando met with the officers of the Marikina Valley Heritage Foundation, Inc. and also the Historical Zone Committee in 1995 regarding the plan to make it as a place for culture and arts.

An Ordinance was passed by the Municipal Council, renaming the place a "Sentrong Pangkultura ng Marikina".

As the center for the culture and the arts, it aims to showcase the great historic past and the cultural heritage of Marikina. In various venues at the center, resident artists of national and international distinction are featured in performances and exhibits.

Through seminars and workshops, the community youth development program of the center ensures the participants of the creative development of ideas and its transformation into concrete effective results.

Multifunctional Galleria, Plaza Kapitan Moy, Bulwagang Bayani, Café Kapitan and Piano Bar encourage the development of healthy social relationahips in an aura of nostalgia and culture rich ambiance.

VENUE LEASE RATES

Kapitan Moy (Sentrong Pangkultura)

He is the newest A|X Stretch Pima underwear model for its advertising campaign that embodies the soultry sex appeal of the collection.

And Miro Moreira, the 23 year old Brazilian model stars in the launch campaign of Armani Exchange's newest collection.

And he is all mine!

Day and night!

 (ang maniwala baliw) :lol:
 

Click the image to see behind the photoshoot videos!

This is not the first time i blogged about the issue. I had previously made an entry about this gucci gang. The blog community had been waiting for updates on Gorrell's blog that exposes, family corruption, drug addiction, lavish lifestyle and almost every skeleton on the closets of DJ's family and his friends were already out for auction!

I was not intrigued by the exposes nor the money involved. Hindi naman ako yayaman dun..lol. Neither was i tempted to blog about it because people involved are one of Manila's elite! Hindi ko naman sila kilala! So kevs! And i'm not definitely blogging about it for the element of human interest nor because the blogger behind the expose is geisha! Birds of the same feather are not the same birds anyway!

But there is one issue that we have to examine, analyze, or criticize in minute detail. This issue may not be visible in media, but this is not a rare case of what we call survival of the fittest!

The issue will lead to internet scam formerly champed by Russians and Filipinos strive for victory and superiority over this title for almost a decade now.

There are thousands if not hundreds of internet affairs that leads to marriage. Some of which are successful others have no luck. Some of our former Dalagang bukid Pilipina have married foreigners abroad at naahon sa kahirapan ang buong tribu ni Maniwantiwan. (sino yun?) Good for them who have pious intentions!

But that's another story. Theirs is a rags to riches one!

My previous post “Tales of the Infamous swindler” had shown a better if not a vivid picture on this issue. Striving hard to succeed and earn money has never been a sinful deed! Dreaming of tasting or touching snow has never been impossible either.

Concocting ways of realizing your dreams of touching dollars has always been commendable but condemnable if your ways are through fraudulent internet schemes.

There are a lot out there who talks to foreigners and locals alike online trying to establish an intimate connection only to find out later that they're really after for the western union control number. They can buy friends, cars, jewelries and can eat foods they've never smelled nor tasted before. But they can never buy salvation for their misdeeds!

If other sucessful stories of intimate online affairs are from rags to riches stories, the scammers has their fair share too!

Theirs is the rags to carpet unsucessful story. They may have turned themselves into prima dona and have been to places mentioned in Charlene's song, they will always be haunted by their victims who went negative in their credit histories and became broke!

Rags, Carpets and Scammers! They are the same color of different shades.

Bow!

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Natapos na rin ang dalawang araw na aking pamamahinga mula sa ingay ng mga amerkano kong admirers (lol). Not to mention the ever irritating asians who can't properly enunciate numbers 'one" for "wang" and "nine" for "nay". Sus ginoo! Amboot! And i will be facing them once more! Life is indeed a cycle....!

Speaking of cycle, I happen to chat a hearthrob blogger from California earlier. He is the man behind the youtube video in response to Janina's not so famous answers on a pageant. He was also featured on AJ Matela's website as the cutest pinoy on youtube. Well, he's not a full blooded pinoy though but owns a heart like ours Filipinos! I was able to tell him about things that keeps me busy during my restdays. It is a webpage dedicated to my friend Odette. And i was surprise with the spontaniety of thoughts from his mouth. He's not afraid of death (so am I) and even jokingly told me that the dead should have been laughing seeing those they left behind in tears! We should not cry for them and be happy instead because they (the dead) have only one word from their mouth right after their heart runs out of oxygen--- and that is FREEDOM! Tama nga naman! At marunong din po syang mag-Tagalog mga kaibigan!

True. My friend July and I decided to make a page for our dearest Odette. Bukambibig ko na si Takir (we call her that name) for the past weeks in my blog pero bear with me dahil coping mechanisms ko 'to. Somehow, i felt guilty for not seeing her when i had a two-day vacation to Mindanao last year. Ikaw kaya mag bakasyon ng ganun kadali can you visit friends pa kaya on top of your family? huhuhuhu Intindihin nyo naman ako.. hhuhuhuhu (emo mode :( ) Hindi nga ako nakatulog sa bahay. Toz balikan pa ang trip ko! Puteek! Yoko nang ulitin yun. With that airfare and all that stuff, its not worth it!

Nabanggit na rin lang ang airfare. Dapat sana'y sikapin namin ni July na makauwi kahit man lang sa interment nya and have our vacation na rin pero di kaya ng savings ang pamasahe! In short wala kaming ganun kalaking datong! Sorry Sir Jo.

Kaya naman, after some brainstorms and hurricane, we put up a page here at wordpress for her. This is one way of dedicating a page for her in the worldwide web for some friends and relatives around the world who can't visit her and bid her adieu. This is also a way for us to tell her how thankful we are for sharing her short life span to us.

At ito ang pinagpaguran ng aking kapatid na si July.

From: In Memoriam to Odette Murallon

Here I am.

Nagsimula na namang gumalaw ang mundo ko from the pains of losing a friend. Pero tama sila, life has to go on. The living (not the dead) has to move on. I've done this before when my sister passed away. There is no way i can't do it again. It maybe gradual, but i'll get over it. Gone are the crocodile tears of childhood. I'm not a girl, not yet a woman. :lol:

The number three seems to be a significant number for me these days.

I've just spoken after a stupefying 3 years of silence. This is in line with my previous connection with MU as an eic for three long years. The longest so far in the univeristy's history and i've learned that no one had replaced my post after my exodus. (hmmmm Bakit kaya?) And lately, 3 long lost friends happen to meet again after 3 years of almost no communication and updates for each other (well, thanks to friendster anyway).

Our meeting, say reunion is very nostalgic. Naroon ang pagkakamiss sa isa't-isa, naroon din ang pagbabalik tanaw ng mga nakakatawang experience.

Princesa Hiyas (opo real name po yan hindi yan label..lol) was a transferee student when we've met. She made her major debut when she was launched (artista?) as the most controversial College Governor (Arts and Sciences) and even made the paparazzi crazy over some mischievous rumors and falsehoods against her. She was accused of being an activist and has infiltrated the university's student council.(tinood ra ba..hehehehe peace!) Thus, collective measures and hidden plans were laid out so she can't grab the council's presidency. Sigh! A very good example of poltics! But plans no matter how perfectly manned and executed still has its own flaws! Hahahahahaheheh! (devilish chuckle). :D
She was nominated for presidency but she declined. I can still hear her say

" I'm sorry but I declined that nomination. I will better serve the studentry if i'll concentrate on my college (bow)".

Oh DI ba ang taray! Showbiz! Nasayang ang planong pinagpaguran ng ilang linggo at pinagpuyatan ng iilang tao. Ang gapangan ng mga governor at ang briefing ek-ek pati rehearsals sa election! Bleehh...

Where was I then?

As usual, practicing my liberal ideals. Doing my job (not as an accomplice), observing and mastering the skills of catwoman. (Meowwwwwww)

I'm just being too honest. I'm sure hahantingin na naman ako ng intelligence dun! Ang galing-galing pa naman ng mga criminology interns dun. lol :p (utot)

Kung gaano ako katagal naging eic ganun din itong aking kumareng si Julius James Segundito (name pa lang yan wala pang apelyedo). July for short.

He was then the governor of the college of medical technology. If i were to rate his performance as a leader (which i always did.. heheheh), his is a mixture of passiveness and kevs. Talagang wala syang paki. If assigned a task, nagagawa naman pero his sense of empathy and even sympathy is missing in his system. Not too much participation in any serious council matters dahil nagpapacute lang sa mga gov's ng maritime and nursing. ( peace mare) :P Pero saludo ako sa pagiging cum laude nya kahit mahirap tumingin ng tae sa micorscope at kumuha ng dugo!

Where was I?

Of course acting as a sidekick to the film's villain. I was always by his side. Ako yung konsensya nya at guardian devil na rin! Ang aming pagkikita ay parang bumuhay sa mga dugong matagal ng patay sa aking sistema (lol). Pero binuhay nya ito sa mga masasaya at malalaswang alaala ng mga geisha on their college life. Naroon yung gabing nagiging bampira kami at lumilipad sa mga pasilyo ng city para lang may mabiktima at makasipsip ng preskong dugo.. (hehehe) Pero hindi na mauulit yun! Masaya na ako sa pagiging single and bitter happy at sya naman ay may asawa na rin.

Ang dami na ring nangyari after we left Hogwarts. Although dumadaloy pa rin sa amin ang dugong witch at wizard, naging tahimik naman ang aming mga buhay-buhay. Kinalimutan na rin namin ang mga masalimoot at masakit na alaala ng School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Tanging baon lang namin sa aming paglalakbay ay ang mga masasayang memories na aming pinagsaluhan sa iisang plato.

Si Princess ay medrep na at kasalukyang umaakyat sa corporate ladder. Kahit hindi porener ang napangasawa, mukha namang american ang kanyang two kids na si Kenshin at Nanieshka na aking inaanak. Si July naman ay hindi ginagamit ang pagiging medtech (tanga.. lol). Mas ginustong maging systems integrated specialist ng isang BPO company.

What about me?

Heto blogger pa rin! :lol: Bakit masama ba?

 

 

usahay sa atong kinabuhi mo abot jud ang panahon nga wala sa atong mga plano, panahon nga bisan ang equation ni einstien walay mahimo, bsan c notra damos dli ka tagna... ma'am oddett i mis u so much.. sauna, mag storya pa tah, u gv me advise, treat me as ur brother... ug pagmahal sa usa ka igsoon..usahay, mahimo pa ka nku nga secretary.. but sa imong pagkawala aning nga kalibutan.. sa imong pag panaw, sa imong pag bya ka namo,, dli na madayon ang mga condo units nato ani, ang reunion nga usa sa atong gi.andaman 5 yrs from now.. ang stroller sa imong baby nga ako unta ang na assign..unsaon taman.. wala man jud tah nasayod sa tanan, gimingaw naman nmo c Lord.. gusto nman ka nya makauban maam... ingats nlang sa byahe.. ayaw kabalaka, mo sunod ra btaw kung kabubut.on na sa Ginoo.. mis u so much maam, n my prayer nalang tka ma istorya..... i luv u so much.. i mis u so much.. i mis u.. i mis u.. good bye maam teds, goodbye ate, goodbye to u my friend, goodbye... mahal na mahal ka namim maam...

 Junjie Pito 

Former Governor, College of Engineering, Misamis University

Tama si Junjie Maam Odette. Sa wakas may tama rin syang sinabi. Alam mo naman ciguro Dette kung bakit nasabi ko yun sa kanya. Wala naman talagang matinong ginawa yung mga Engineering students na yun lalo na ngayong engineer na sya! Sa Saudi pa sya nagkalat ngayon. (heheheheh peace!)

Nung unang apak ko pa lang sa DSA office naging ate na kita. Ikaw yung nag guide sa akin. Nag orient sa akin about my job description, my line of duties pati na rin mga linya na hindi ko pwedeng puntahan at hawakan. Alam ko tiniis nyo ni Sir Jo ang pagiging maldita ko. Sorry po talaga. Nagdadalaga pa ako nun kaya mahirap akong makasundo lalo na pag may dysmenorrhea ako.

Hanggang sa naging magkasundo rin tayo sa lahat ng bagay. Naging sumbungan ng mga hinanakit, mga pantasya natin sa buhay at higit sa lahat ng ating mga girls talk na halos lahat about boys. Naalala ko pa yung mga gabing dun ako nakikitulog sa inyo dahil gusto mo lang mag kwento sa boylet mo. Pinakinggan kita ng buong puso kahit may mga exams at quizzes ako. Yung mga kasiyahan natin sa office pag may palpak tayong ginawa. Yung mga asaran natin ni Sir Jo. Tandang-tanda ko pa kung pano ka umiyak kahit anjan si Mommy Cecil mo pag tinutukso ka namin sa boss nating si Joey.

Ikaw ang unang saksi ng aking pagdadalaga. Naalala mo pa ba yung isang maritime student na na-interview mo. Sabi mo gwapo. Nanghihinayang naman ako nun dahil may class ako nun. Pero pinagbigyan mo pa rin ang kalandian ko. For the sake of our friendship. Pinilit kitang wag mo nang gawin pero pinatawag mo pa rin sya at sinabing hindi pa tapos enrollment nya. Kelangan pa nyang humarap sa akin for another interview at mag submit ng full body picture. Nag submit naman si Ragsac at nagkaharap nga kami. Kahit alam kong duda sya sa koneksyon ng editor-in-chief sa enrollment process. Saksespul pa rin tayo sa trip natin. Na-interbyu ko sya about his likes and dislikes kunyari ilalagay sa campus hearthrob ng magazine habang tawa ka ng tawa sa likod ng aparador. Namumula ka nga nun sa tawa eh.

Ikaw na rin ang tumayong ate sa akin. Pag may naka set akong meeting sa staff ko anjan ka para hintayin ako. Pag may mga overnight works ako lagi mo akong tinutulungan. Pero naging fair ako sayo. Sa mga gabing naghahanda ang university for ISO certification hinahatid kita lagi sa bahay nyo galing overtime. Hinding hindi ko makakalimutan ang mga kulitan natin while walking. We were so happy then!

But our friendship is not all about happiness. You have been a very consistent ate. You were there to condole me when my sister died. Your presence and the rest of the Collegian staff and central student council has helped us grieving. And i'm so thankful for you about that. You and Sir Joey dahil kayo ang may pakana ng lahat. Sa mga pagkakataong gusto nating umiyak dahil sa pagod during Intramurals at magpakapuyat sa mga Discomural at Mursoyawan dahil sa pagbibinta ng mga candy at tubig. Sa mga successful event during foundation days, ikaw lahat nasa likod nun. Kahit minsan umaabuso na kami sa kabutihan mo (lalo na si junjie). Kahit di mo trabaho ay pinapagawa namin sayo. Pati love life ng mga supot na governors sayo pa binubuhos lahat.

Dette, sorry if naging kunsintidor ako sayo. Alam kong kinokunsinti kitang kumain ng junk foods at isawsaw sa suka. Mapilit ka kasi. Alam kong favourite mo yun kahit bawal sayo. Hindi ko kasi kayang tiisin ang mukha mo pag nagmamakaawang wag isumbong sa mommy mo at kay Sir Jo.

Reregaluhan sana kita ng crib sa baby mo pero hindi nyo ko hinintay. Sana hindi kayo bumigay para magkaroon ng katuparan ang ating wish na maging magkumare. Sawa na rin akong tawagin kang maam or tedj. Mas masarap sa tenga kung mare na lang.

Dette... mamimiss kita! Sa totoo lang.

Inaasam-asam kong balikan ang DSA office pag naging saksespul na ako dahil alam kong nandun ka lang para bigyan ako ng hug at congratulations. Hindi ko na rin matatanggap ang pangako mo sa aking pillow at T-back. Mag-isa na lang akong kakain ng imported corned beef nito. Peyborit mo yun di ba?

I know DSA office will never be the same again without you. Alam kong mahihirapan si Sir Jo sa iyong biglaang paglisan. Concern na concern ka pa naman sa kanya. Kahit may sakit ka dati pumapasok ka pa rin dahil ayaw mong ma stress si bossing sa opisina.

We have been very vocal about our filial love to each other. At mamimiss ko yun. You are the only person na napagsasabihan ko ng "i love you" anytime of the day. Wala na ring magsasabi sa akin ng ganun.

Sayang!

Sosorpresahin sana kita pag-uwi ko. Pero ako yata sinorpresa mo sa iyong pagkawala! Ang daya mo Dette hindi ka man lang nagpaalam sa akin. Di ba sabi mo walang iwanan? Di ba sabi mo friendship kahit matanda na tayo? Kahit ulyaning bakla na 'ko? Pero bakit mo 'ko iniwan?

Naghihimagsik man ang aking kalooban ay pilit ko pa ring tinatanggap ang katotohanan. Alam kong hindi ito panaginip dahil dalawang araw na kong gising at hindi pa ako nakatulog.

I will miss you Dette...
I know ayaw mo kaming malungkot sa iyong pag-alis dito sa earth kaya magkahalong ngiti at sipon ang mukha ko ngayon habang sinusulat ito. Salamat sa alaala. Salamat sa pagmamahal. Salamat sa iyong ngiti!

Salamat sa lahat.

I know that you've never left us, for the good that we have become because of you will always stay. Your memories will always be there, reminding us that we should be thankful and happy not because we have lost an angel, but because, for once in our lives, that feeling lived in our hearts and made us happy.

Ang daming nangyari for the past days and week.

And i felt like i'm not part of it! Any of those events in the history of mankind! I felt like being left behind by hundred years for my lacuna! Too late for regrets! The damage has been done. Severe if we'll lay it bluntly!

I've missed everything. The daily rants i hear from my client, the irritating voice of the vietnamese and asians, the british accents of my fave brit shoppers and the usual bloghopping i did from work! And part of me was longing for it!

Na miss ko ang beerday ni kadeteng kalabaw. Hindi tuloy ako nakasali sa inuman sessions. Ang pagiging adik ni Wei. :lol: Sana sabay kaming nag pot session! Di man lang ako niyaya! Ang pagtaas ng timbang ni Ate Misyel. Damot kasi. Di shini-share and foods nyang yummy sa mga gutom sa Africa.. hehehehe :D Ang pagiging kuya at lalaki ni Random. Umamin ka na kasing bakla ka! :p And mga sexcapades ni kumareng Clio sa baby damulag nya. Buti pa sya may boylet. Ang pakikiisa ni LilMis para sa mader earth nya! Hindi ko sya nanay!  Nagpatay pa sya ng ilaw! Tsk tsk tsk! Ang mga birit ni professional heckler na political isyu! Ang multiple choice ni Verna tungkol sa labandera nyang si Gloria. At marami pang iba!

Teka bakit nga ba ako nawala?

Hear then these accusations and my sentiments. :lol: Restday ko normally martes at wednesday. Dahil stressed at wasted sa work minabuti kong mag file ng leave until friday. For four days na wala akong pasok, narating ko ang pinakadulo ng pilipinas at ang ibang bansa. Oo. Seryoso. In my dreams. :lol: And on these days off i was able to relax, sleep, have sex fun, and sleep. Syempre kumain din ako. Sabado na nung bumalik ako for work, pero di pa rin ako maka pag update dahil lasing ako at lupaypay from wrestling! Wrestler po ako mga kapatid!

Pero lubos kong ikinagagalak (naks lalim) ang pagiging pranka ni Maldito (maldito nga sya) sa mga babaeng kanyang narinig sa si-ar! Wondering tuloy ako kung bakit nauso ang make up. Bakit nga ba at pano? History lesson tayo.

The earliest historical record of makeup comes from the 1st Dynasty of Egypt (c.3100-2907 BC). Tombs from this era have revealed unguent jars, which in later periods were scented. Unguent was a substance extensively used by men and women to keep their skin hydrated and supple and to avoid wrinkles from the dry heat. The women of Egypt also decorated their eyes by applying dark green color to the under lid and blackening the lashes and the upper lid with kohl, which was made from antimony (a metallic element) or soot. It is believed that the Jews adopted the use of makeup from the Egyptians, since references to the painting of faces appear in the New Testament section of the Bible. (more)

Kaya naman! Dahil wala akong magawa ngayong araw na ito, sinikap kong e-make over ang aking self without the hassles of irritating make up on my sensitive skin at no expense. At ito po ang naging resulta ng aking pagsisikap.

Kaya mo ring gawin to!

Pero i dare my men blogmates to make use of this tool para malaman nyo kung ano hitsura nyo pag naka make up! Go! And lets have those women judge kung sino ang pinakamaganda sa inyo!

Here’s how it works:
a. Go to http://www.photobucket.com/ or any other image sites.
b. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box.
c. Use only the first page. (ambot unsa ni.)
d. Insert the picture into your Blog.

1. What is your current relationship status?

 and in denial too :)

2. What is your current mood?

3.Who is your favorite band/artist?

4. What is your favorite movie?

5. What kind of pet do you have?

6. Where do you live?

7. Where do you work?

8. What do you look like?

9. What do you drive?

10. What did you do last night?

11. What is your favorite TV show?

12. Describe yourself.

Silent, Mysterious and Deeply profound! lol

13. What are you doing today?

14. What is your name?

15. What is your favorite candy?

Hayy natapos rin.. ang hirap naman ng tag na 'to! And here's my list of new victims.. heheheh

Fau
Buff

Enjoy! hehehe..

Since birth, once lang yata ako nakadalo ng egg hunting! At kinasusuklaman ko yun! He he he.. (bitter?) Naman! Ikaw ba naman maghahanap ng itlog sa damuhan? Tapos tatlo lang pala ang itinagong itlog. Matutuwa ka kaya? Cge nga!

Hindi talaga ao pumapatol sa mga pakulong katulad nyan... PEro dahil tumatanda na ako, kelangan maranasan ko ang excitement sa paghahanap ng itlog this easter..

I must admit ang hirap maghanap ng itlog.
Kelangan sumisid, tumuwad, gumapang, magtago, tumakbo at masampal. Kelangan mo ring kainin ang mura, tadyak at kalmot para lang manalo sa hinayupak na kontes na yan.

Pero teka? Anong koneksyon ng mga verb at adjective na yan sa easter egg hunt?

Tingnan nyo ang larawan para lubos na maunawaan.

P.S. Bawal sa mga may alta presyon.

Happy Easter everyone! :D

THis is the first wave of questions... Follow ups will be accomodated on the next post :D

From: Camilleeee

1. pag natutulog ka ba, nakapikit ang mata mo?

Syempre naman! Pero may times na dilat ang mata ko pag tulog.. lalo na pag natutulog ako sa station ko!

2. ilan ba ang unan na gamit mo?

fetish ko ang unan. i have 15 sa bed ko... different sizes and shapes!

3. pag smart kba, mean ba nun, nde ka globe user?

Ako smart ako pero may globe din! depende mare kung may cellfon ka! heheheh

4. kung yung isang tao, nag-u-urinate, tapos half-way through bigla siyang namatay, magco-continue ba silang mag-piss o mag sa-stop sila?

Tuloy pa rin ang ihi nyan mare.. yung iba nga may ebs pang kasama!

5. kapag ba yung fork gawa sa gold, tatawagin pa bang ’silverware’ yun?

Korek! Kahit gold pa ang platings nun mare, gawa pa rin lahat sa silver yun! Unless, 100 % gold ang material, pwede na nating tawaging goldenware!

6. paano mo idedescribe sa bulag ang color orange?

If I were to describe the color orange to a blind person, I would take his hand and make him feel ponkan because ponkan is orange in color, and this will give him an idea of what the color orange is.” (kinopya ko lang yan)

7. bakit yung mga numbers sa telephone pababa pero yung numbers sa calculator pataas?

Sinadya yun ng imbentor mare para sa mga bulag. Sa calculator naman, ginawang pataas yun para di magamit ng bulag! Dahil kahit anong pindot nila di pa rin naman nila malalaman ang sagot!

8. bakit yung vanilla ice cream white pero yung vanilla extract brown?

Honga! Flavor lang yun! hahahah pag sinabing vanilla ice cream di yun gawa 100 % sa vanilla. Flavoring lang yun!

9. kung yung electricity nanggaling sa electrons, yung bang morality nanggaling sa morons?

HAhhahahah wala akong masabi! Pag nagkataong galing nga sa morons, lahat ng moral at immoral baliw!

10. nakakita naba kayo ng “do not walk on the grass” signs?? e pano ba nakarating yun dun kung walang aapak sa damo?!?!

Bwahahahha maloloka ako nito! Galing sa hangin mare.. galing sa hangin!

11. ang uod, pag namatay, inuuod din ba?

HIndi! Dahil hindi kumakain ng uod and uod!

12. Bakit si Donald duck walang pants pag mglakad, pero pagkatapos niyang mag shower tinatakpan pa niya pang ibaba niya ng towel?

Oo nga noh? Hindi ko napansin yun ah.. bakit kaya? :(

13. bakit di nagkaka split ends yung armpit hair natin?

Sorry di ako maka relate mare.. wala akong buhok sa parteng iyan :D

14. diba yung lotion may kulay? e bat kapag nilagay mo sa balat mo di naman nag kukulay balat mo?

Tyndall effect ang tawag jan mare.. :D

15. nakakasuot ba ng glasses ang isang taong walang tenga?

Ay oo! may nakita na akong ganyan! Tinatalian nya mare :D

FROM: MisyeL

16. Anong main reason bakit ka nagbablog?

I have been blogging during the time na hindi pa uso ang blogging. I started in 2002 with a not so public space in the web to pen down my rants at hinanakit. DUn ko rin nilalagay lahat ng galit ako to almost everything, anything and anyone. Then comes friendster blogs. It was then revised to a more sensible one like posting articles that have been declined by our paper due to its explicit contents. hehehe Lately, i blog because i want to ease the boredom in my workplace. (Haba ng sagot yun lang naman pala)

17. Anong nagpapasaya sa buhay mo ngayon?

Maraming bagay ang nagpapasaya sa akin. Simpleng bagay. Tulad ng mga nadadapa sa daan, natitisud, at mga taong tanga! (bad)! Pero higit akong pinapasaya ng aking pamilya, career at pagiging geisha :D

18. Bakit ang tequila masarap daw kapag may worm? (yan ang pinaka gusto kong itanong mare! hehehe!)

Ahhh yun ba! Ang tequila ay galing sa mexican cactus. Totoong may worm sya prior to bottling it. Ang worm ang nagpapalasa nito at nakakatulong ito sa pagpapadali ng fermentation process!

FROM: Alphasensei

19. who among the dead celebrities would you want to raise from the dead and have dinner with?

I want her to be Princess Diana.

20. why?

Because i want to talk to her about Prince William.

21. what three questions would you ask him/her?

I'll ask him if her son is physically gifted, kung pumapatol ba ng geisha at kung papayag ba syang maging jowa ko ang anak nya!

22. what do you think would he/she answer?

HINDI! heheheheh :D

FROM: MARU

23. “What role did your family play for you as candidate for Bb. Pilipinas-GAY?”
Well, my family’s role for me is so important b’coz there was the wa- they’re, they was the one who’s… very… Hahahaha… Oh I’m so sorry, Ahhmm… My pamily… My family… Oh my god… I’m… Ok, I’m so sorry… I… I told you that I’m so confident… Eto, Ahhmm, Wait… Hahahaha, Ahmmm, Sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b’coz I’m only 17 years old and ahahaha I, I did not expect that I came from, I came from one of the taf 10. Hmmm, so… but I said that my family is the most important persons in my life. Thank you.

Janina tabi ka jan! Sa akin tong tanong na to! Shooooo...

Being a geisha in this country had never been an advantage for the federation. Stereotyping is still rampant and uneducated men and women are larger in number than those that understand why we exist and the purpose of our existence. When waters are tested, whenever i need comfort, whenever i need answers to my physical and emotional chages, whenever i shed tears for every break-up, my pamily, my family has always been my fortress. They have been very supportive and undertanding through all these years.

This crown is dedicated to my parents, especially to my mama and papa! :lol:

From: Camilleeee

24. anu sa tagalog ang…’cake’..’remote control’….’stapler’ at ‘toothpaste’?

Hahahahha nakakabaliw tong mga ganitong tanong! Nag research pa ako ha! Pero wala talagang tagalog counterpart ang mga words na yan!

FROM: Ayel

25. Musta buhay-buhay?

Ayus naman po kuya :D

26. Panu ka po naging Geisha?

Nasa tyan pa lang po ako ng mama ko geisha na po ako. Hanggang ngayon po nagtatalo pa po ang mga iskolar tungkol sa pinagmulan ko. Pinagdedebatehan nila kung biological ba or acquired and aking sakit. (sakit? hehehe)

27. Masaya ka po ba?

hayy naku kuya! super saya! Kaya nga gay eh kasi laging happy :D hehehe wanna join the club? heheheh joke!

FROM: Cliogoddess

28. isa lang tanong ko, san tayo makakahanap ng lalake?

Bwahahah kaloka! Marami sa cubao mare pero hindi ka safe dun! Kung gusto mo may mga suki akong pinagsawaan. That is, if gusto mo ng second hand :D hehehehe

FROM: Linglingbells

29. ilang taon ka na?

I was born July 7, 1987 so that makes me 21 this year :D (ayan alam nyo na birthday ko.. regalo ko ha)

30. ilan na ang mga naging ka-relasyon mo?

Naku! Buking ako nito ng lola ko.. i had 5. All of them are serious. The longest was 2 years and the shortest was 1 day :D

31. may pera ka ba ngayon, pwedeng pautang???

Marami. Lahat ng pera ko nasa pictures na! Kung gusto mong mangutang e-print mo na lang :D heheheh

From: Impaktitangdyosa

32. do you think your beautiful?

I am beautiful inside and out. (bang! bang! bang!.. patay!)

33. do you think your intelligent?

If intelligence was based on medals and awards, I am! But it it were to be based on diskarte, I'm not.

34. if you answered yes for this two, then what makes you a lesser person?

I think being shy and private made me a lesser person. I maybe loquacious on the web but I have been overcoming my instances of dead airs. :D

From: Randomdemeanor

35. when did you discover your true identity?

A geisha identity is not discovered. ANo yun? Treasure hunting? It was learned in time. When i started to notice men's physical appeal, i then knew i am not one of the mens dahil pinangarap kog magkaroon ng mens (menstruation) :D But i totally undertand my existence when i was in high school.

36. given a chance to fall inlove with a girl, who would it be?(please describe the characterictis or virtues that you would want that girl to have)

I have no one in particular or in specific pero when it comes to qualities marami. I want her to be independent, yung tipong palaban (amazona?), at hindi maarte. Dapat may sense of humor at intelligent! Comprende? heehhehe

37. pila’y sweldo dra?

Ok ra pod mare :D secreto... yung basic is maliit pero lumalaki sya sa mga allowances at iba pang incentives.

From: Lilmiz

38. sinu-sino mga naging girlfriend mo?

Marami akong friend na girls. As a manner of pack, babae lahat ang mga childhood barkadas ko. Pero lover na babae wala! Hindi ko na try. AT wala akong plano. May mga babaeng nagpapadala ng loveletter dati pero tinatapon ko lang :D

39. bakit nagsisimula sa letter A yung alphabet? sino nagdecide nyan?

Aba wala akong alam dyan! Tanungin mo si maam! hehehehe Sa tingin ko it traces back its history to ancient times. The order of the letters of the alphabet is attested from the fourteenth century BCE, in a place called Ugarit located on Syria’s northern coast. "A" na talaga ang una sa alphabet nung time na yun :D

40. how would you describe the color blue to a blind person? (ahaha MG, isdatchu? )

If I were to describe the color blue to a blind person, I would take his hand and make him feel ice because blue is a cool color, and this will give him an idea of what the color blue is.

From: thelostme

41.) anu n ‘yung tungkol dun sa onlline newsletter?

Ahh yun ba.. magaling ka kasing magsulat. Pwede ka gumawa ng newspaper mo :D

From: Maldito

42. kung bibigyan ka ng isang parte ng katawan ng lalaki, ano ang gusto mong dilaan?

Hmmm hehehhe nakikiliti naman ako sa tanong na ito! Seriously, gusto ko nipples... nipples mo :D

43. Spit o swallow?

Never tried nor tasted it yet. May threshold ako pag alam kong malapit na! hahahaha Pero if ever, spit pag pangit. Swallow pag love ko :D

44. Kung pappapiliin ka ng mga lalaki dito sa blog na gusto mong madate, sino ang top 3 na nasa list mo?

Hala! Patay ako nito! Syempre kasali ka dun! Pero hindi ka top 1..hehehhe joke! Ayoko hiya ako....

From: Randomdemeanor

45. ano sa Spanish ang AIR CON, LAP TOP, MP3, at diskman?!!! nayayyaya!!

Kadusil ba ani oi! PEro salamat sa sponsor ko... heto ang sagot marimar! CON DEL AIRE, TAPA DEL REGAZO, MP3, Diskman.. nagrereklamo ang babelfish nyan!

From: Ate honey

46. what makes you tick?

Mare ano yun? hmmm i think pag tinraydor ako mare... dun ako nagiging epidemic at toxic :D

47. what was your greatest regret? (if ever lang meron)

Regret? ang dami! Pinagsisisihan ko kung bakit hindi ko inalagaan ang tiyan ko... nagsisimula na syang lumobo :D huhuhuhu

48. if you can change your first name, ano ipapalit mo?

If ever, gusto ko Verenicci! Yeah seriously! :D

From: Reginne

49. Pag umiihi ka ba nakaupo?Ü

Depende sa sitwasyon mare.. kung tipong nagpapa girl ako at nagpapacute uupo ako.. pero pag di na kaya ng pantog ko, nakatayo ako. heheheh

50. Gusto mo bang mag-asawa ng BABAE?

Hmmm.. bilat? ayokong mgasaliota ng tapos. Pero if i were to decide now, NEVER! That's the last thing ever that i will do!

51. Ano ang ireregalo mo sa 1st birthday ni Dindi?

Nag-iisip pa ako ng regalo mare.. naku malapit na pala yun! Pag nag resign ka, alam mo na kung saan ako hahanapin. Dito--->>>>> Geisha Diaries. :D

From: Haze

52. Agree ka ba sa pre-marital sex?

Basta may sex agree ako. Kahit ano pa yun! Hehehehe Moral standards could sometimes be a hindrance towards achieving world peace. (ano daw?) And pre-marital sex is one factor that helps avoid war. Malay mo wala palang butas yung partner mo! Di ba war yun?

From: Joy

53. pag umiihi kba nakatayo o nakaupo?

Depende sa sitwasyon mare.. kung tipong nagpapa girl ako at nagpapacute uupo ako.. pero pag di na kaya ng pantog ko, nakatayo ako. heheheh

54. sang-ayon kaba sa kasabihan ang baklita pag walang anda walang papa?

Hindi. Seriously, hindi lahat ng lalaki pumapatol sa bakla for monetary reasons. Others are for the sole reason of sexual gratification only geisha could give. Pero its a fact na pag wala kang pera wala kang lalaki. That is if your brain is empty! :D

55. diba dapat pag baklita ka handa ka sa anumang consequences meron ang isang relasyun para di mahurt at malurky ang beauty?

True. I am classically conditioned that not all homosexual relationship lasts for a lifetime. I had few partners but letting them go is not that hard for me. That is because i am looking forward for that time. I knew it will come at iiwan akong kayakap ay unan! :(

From: Camilleeee

56. kung papalarin kang magkaron ng 3rd ‘eye’? san mo to ilalagay? sa noo?, sa pisngi o sa siko?

Gusto ko sya ilagay sa likod ko para makita ko kung sinong may pagnanasa sa akin.

 

To be continued......

Pero ewan ko sa demonyo. Talagang makapangyarihan si taning nung isang gabi!

Nahada Nahila nya ako sa bagay na pinaka-ayaw kong gawin sa okasyong ito...

Pero di bale, hindi naman ito ang huling pagkakataon..

We can always repent anytime of the year. Hindi lang tuwing holy week.

oh Tukso!!!! Layuan mo akoooo! :(

Rulez: Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following.
Your answers have to be real places, names, and things. Nothing made up! Use different answers if the person who answered the survey before you had the same initial letter. You can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

Your name
Jeff

Four words
ang hirapa kaya! wala kayang adjuective starting with letter J...hmmmmm :(
Juicy, Juxtapose, Justice, Jewel

State/country
Japaaaaaan!

Boy name
Jigs

Girl name
Jennifer :lol:

Occupation
Journalist (pwede)

Word that describes you the best
Justice! toink!

Something you can wear
nyeta hirap nito! Jumper.. pwede!

Something found in a kitchen
jar

Name one object that is so valuable to you
job!

Something you shout
Japaaaaaaan!

Something you do at school
Jeopardized!

Name of a friend/schoolmate
Joey, JayR, Joanesse, Jodette, July.. dami kong friend na J

Name of an animal
Joseph

Name of a drink
Jamaica

Name of a holiday
Japanese Occupation holiday (meron ba nun?)

Name of a subject in school
Journalism 102

Name of a cousin
Jonelle

Name of a fast food chain
Jolibee! Yehey pasok sa banga!

Name of a person you’re crushing or had a crush on
John

Name of a food you like
Jam

Name of a food you do not like
Jinuguan! hahahah

Name of a kid’s toy
Jolen.. heheheh

Name of a flowering plant
Juniper

Name of a shopping mall
Jerry's shopping center (?)

Name of a person you like
Juno

Name of a person you dislike
Jerry and Jerson

Name of place in your school
Jogging pathway

Name of an object in front of you
Jugs and Jomputer! hahahhaha

Pero nakahanda na akong mahubaran sa harap ng maraming usyusera at usyusero tao. Inaamin ko dream job ko ang magiging pootah pero hindi ko inexpect na mapapaaga ang launching ng bago kong career.

Marami na rin akong nasubukang mga interbyu. May one on one, may panel at ang katakot-takot na impromptu Q&A twing debate! Yung iba napaghahandaan, yung iba naman hindi! May mga tanong na galing sa iyong topic meron din namang wala kang kaalam-alam!

So much for introduction, in line with Camilleee's 100th post on her blog, she allowed her readers to post 100 questions! And dahil hindi rin naman kunti ang 100 questions, ngayon lang natapos ang gaga sa pagsagot ng mga tanong na 'yon! At dahil maganda raw ako, ginawa na rin nyang tag ang post nya! At ako nga ang unang pinagpalang mag collate ng isang daang katanungan mula sa aking mga kaibigang may blog!

MOving forward, ito ang dapat nyong gawin:

1. anybody can ask any question (wag lang mathematical equations deadma sa akin yan)
2. ilagay ang question sa comment nyo
3. bawat isa ay may 30 minute fame :lol: este tatlong katanungan lamang para magkaroon ng chance ang iba.
4. kahit anong tanong pwede!
5. pwede ring none of the above!

Right after my graveyard shift, a batchmate invited me to pay a visit to our fave supervisor turned hubby of our friend. It was his despidida as he will leaving the company for a greener than moss pasture abroad. After lunch, we had our drinking session and I made up to 6 bottles of SanMig light! At hindi po ako lasing! Tubig ko lang yun! True, it did made me feel energized! The power of the alcohol started to drag my eyelids to rest so i decided to leave.

I slept along the way and thank God, mabait yung driver ng cab. He woke me up when we where in Edsa to ask for direction whether turn right and left churva! Plano ko na talagang matulog yet nawawalan na ako ng gana when i got home! Ewan ko ba!

And here's the whole story.

Remember my post "nasa sa'kin and huling halakhak" ? This is entirely part two. Those morons confronted me in a very undesirable situation and i have made a dramatic scene today in front of the different people with different roles. There were few misunderstanding, hundred of murmors and complaints and thousand of bickering words of their not so sane minds. I have introduced themselves to their fears and causes their lips to shiver and knees trembling. I gave them what they want. JusticE! Revenge! My heart who was the