Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: dumb bull shit

Kenny: hey look at me Im a wacko 

Me: you're gay. which is cool. because i've always wanted a gay brother.

Kenny: fuck you get the fuck out of my office

Me: i was here first, uggo.

Kenny: were not you stupid geek

Me: this message just proves how truly gay you are.

Kenny: fuck you youre just madd cuz you are dumb shithead bitch

http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_prof.htm

It is important for YOU to know that one of my best friends

is gay. I love him like a brother. He has a Masters of

Divinity from a prestigious private college. He has made

me laugh. He has made me smile. He has heard my cries.

He has shown me kindness and compassion above any other.

He has traveled with me on many adventures that I wish to

share, and some adventures that I care not to share.

Wherever we were, wherever my curiosity took me,

whatever thought came to my mind, whatever inspired me-

Michael went with me. And, sometimes he should have

stayed home. But, like a true friend, he joined me.

And, we traveled together, Michael and me.

You can’t take that from me.

My concern for my friend, for my brother, transcends the

logic of this society. How can you love some one who is

gay? How can you love some one who isn’t normal? How

can you love some one like that? Well- here it goes:

You are asking me to condemn some one who has never

hit me, never swore at me, never beat me, never threatened

me. You are asking me to condemn some one who has

never betrayed me, never humiliated me, never stole from

me, never raped me. You are asking me to condemn some

one who has never threatened to take my life, never called

me a bitch or a whore or ‘white trash’. You are asking me

to condemn a person that has shown me unconditional love

and unconditional acceptance. Though we are miles apart,

he is always on my mind. When I could not find him, I

prayed for him. When I could not see him in person, I

called him on the phone. When he would not respond to

me, I threatened to publish pictures from our camping trips.

Like a brother, my thoughts are with him; my thoughts go

with him; my prayers for him are never ending. And-

you ask that I not bring up his name, his marriage partner’s

name. You ask that I denounce homosexuality. You tell

me that I am a sinner because I love and accept my brother.

I will not. Amen. I love you, Michael and Chad!

Sandy S. Zoo

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I've finally got the balls necessary to ask the girl of my dreams out; now all I need to do is overcome the massive gap in social status. No worries, I have a plan:

1. Watch every James Bond movie ever made.

2. Have my gay brother design my outfit. (I will, however, supervise)

3. Become the God Of Hygiene.

I think I have a problem. This list fetish cannot be healthy. Oh well, something has to kill me (I just wish it was something more manly than lists). You guys might want to know this: National Treasure: BoS pales in comparison to the original. But then again, all sequels suck to some degree. Want moar brain food? NEVER USE WD-40 ON YOUR BIKE CHAIN. I learned that the hard way hiking a few days ago.

My PVC snowball launcher was a VERY bad idea (PVC+Cold=Shrapnel), so heres a cop-out:

Ever wanted to have a nice frosty beverage but it may be "looked down upon"? Here's an easy way to make a covert beer can. DISCLAIMER: Do not drink alcoholic beverages anywhere it is illegal! Drink responsibly. All you need is a can opener, a pair of strong scissors and and file.

First pop the top from your empty soda can and then using the can opener, cut off the entire top of the soda can. Don't cut yourself! Using the can opener again, cut off the bottom of the can. Don't cut yourself again. Now using your scissors (or tin snips) make a cut into the bottom of the can and then cut along the edge to remove the entire bottom of the can. Did I say don't cut yourself? Look for the seam on the can and then cut the can in half from the bottom to the top. If you cut yourself, DIE. NOW.

Coil up the covert can cover nice and tight and slip it over the beer or other beverage and you're done! Have fun, be safe.