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NHL Quakes in Its 'Boots' Following Major Defection to Russia

As MYFO reported previously, the NHL initially professed little worry that a new Russian professional league would swoop in armed with railcars full of petrodollars and sign away premiere hockey tale… more »

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NHL Quakes in Its 'Boots' Following Major Defection to Russia — 4 comments

lenoceur wrote 5 days ago: As MYFO reported previously, the NHL initially professed little worry that a new Russian profession … more »

Tags: Islanders, LeNoceur, Free Agency, Across the pond hockey, There go the Islanders' playoff hopes

MYFO Liveblog: The NHL Draft — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 2 weeks ago: Hey there, friends! Tonight we’ll be liveblogging the NHL Draft, as advertised. Be sure to jo … more »

Tags: Reasonable Doubt, Guerrilla Blogging, WHAT A GREAT IDEA, What the fuck were you thinking?, This won't end well, Liveblogging, Losing the Steven Stamkos Sweepstakes, This is How History is Made, NHL Draft

Escape from Hockeytown, Part V

Weed Against Speed wrote 3 weeks ago: We now continue with MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptation of Escape from New York. In today’s segmen … more »

Tags: Not Hockey, Weed Against Speed, Lazy column ideas, No One's Going to Get This, escape from new york, Darren McCarty as Snake Plissken, Escape from Hockeytown, Gordie Howe as the Cabbie

Bad Credit? No Problem! The NHL Approves EVERYONE! — 3 comments

lenoceur wrote 3 weeks ago: William “Boots” DelBiaggio, who was recently approved by the NHL Board of Governors as … more »

Tags: News, predators, LeNoceur, What the fuck were you thinking?, This will all end in tears, One for the ladies

MYFO Exclusive: David Stern Talks Playoffs — 3 comments

lenoceur wrote 1 month ago: The Stanley Cup Finals may be over, but the NBA Finals are just getting under way tonight. When off … more »

Tags: Not Hockey, LeNoceur, Guerrilla Blogging, don't sue me, NHL Referees, Playoffs, Bad Journalism, David Stern

Do You Believe in Probable Outcomes? YES!!!! — 6 comments

Hextall454 wrote 1 month ago: And just like that, your intrepid MYFO editors step away from their keyboards, take a deep breath, … more »

Tags: MYFO Gang, Playoffs, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, red wings, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

MYFO Liveblog: Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 month ago: If you think I’m going to use that goddamned overtime cat again, you’re nuts. That was … more »

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Not necessarily funny, Liveblogging, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, Playoffs, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

MYFO Liveblog: Do or Die - Game 5

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 month ago: Here we go again, kiddies. Tonight, once again, the MYFO Crew will gather for another liveblog for … more »

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Liveblogging, Brett Favre Never Dealt with this Shit, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas, NBC, LIVE BLOG!

MYFO Liveblog: Stanley Cup Finals Game 1 — 1 comment

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 month ago: Hey cats and kittens, here is the link for the liveblog tonight. Feel free to follow along and com … more »

Tags: LIVE BLOG!, Liveblogging, Lord Stanley's Cup, MYFO Gang, No Xanax in Past Month Makes Raskolnikov Go Crazy, Not necessarily funny, Penguins, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, red wings

MYFO Playoff Pool Pre-Penultimate Progression — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 month ago: Morning and Happy Get-Away Friday, gang. Before you try to duck out of work early for the long holi … more »

Tags: Reasonable Doubt, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas, Versus, Alliteration is our Ally, Why yes I did use a thesaurus for the title

Escape From Hockeytown, Part IV

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 month ago: We now continue with MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptation of Escape from New York. In today’s segmen … more »

Tags: Not Hockey, Weed Against Speed, Lazy column ideas, MYFO Classic Movie Adaptations, escape from new york, Darren McCarty as Snake Plissken, Escape from Hockeytown, Gordie Howe as the Cabbie

MYFO Be Livebloggin' & Shit

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 month ago: MYFO Editors are gearing up as you read this for a rip-roaring good time as we live blog the Pengu … more »

Tags: flyers, Penguins, Guerrilla Blogging, MYFO Gang, Liveblogging, Versus, LIVE BLOG!

Commissioner to the Rescue — 8 comments

Hextall454 wrote 1 month ago: TORONTO (MYFO) - As the international community continues to reel from a series of devastating natur … more »

Tags: Hurricanes, Lightning, Avalanche, Hextall454, Wrong Wrong Wrong

TWW: Liveblog on Tuesday night! — 12 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 month ago: Just a quick programming note to let you guys and gals know that tomorrow night your MYFO Crew will … more »

Tags: flyers, Penguins, MYFO Gang, Liveblogging, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas, Versus, This will all end in tears, Why yes that is Dungeons and Dragons

Ask Dr. Doubt: Pittsburgh and Detroit in the finals? Go Meteor! — 4 comments

ReasonableDoubt wrote 1 month ago: It’s time for Ask Dr. Doubt, with your host, Dr. Doubt. If you have questions for Ask Dr. Do … more »

Tags: Penguins, red wings, Reasonable Doubt, Please excuse our lack of material, Poking Puny Penguins Pitilessly, Ask Dr. Doubt, The NHL Playoffs are like Hockey Christmas

Escape From Hockeytown, Part III — 1 comment

Weed Against Speed wrote 1 month ago: We now continue with MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptation of Escape from New York. In today’s segmen … more »

Tags: Not Hockey, Weed Against Speed, Lazy column ideas, MYFO Classic Movie Adaptations, escape from new york, Darren McCarty as Snake Plissken, Escape from Hockeytown

See You On The Fairway: New York Rangers — 1 comment

ReasonableDoubt wrote 2 months ago: Not every team in the playoffs gets to hoist the Stanley Cup. Try as they may, 29 teams will end th … more »

Tags: Rangers, Reasonable Doubt, See You On The Fairway

Escape from Hockeytown, Part II — 3 comments

Weed Against Speed wrote 2 months ago: We now continue with MYFO’s Classic Movie Adaptation of Escape from New York. In today’ … more »