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I’ve not heard from her all day since she shouted, “How do you check the level of oil in my car?”

And I yelled back, “Bloody dipstick.”

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Today I took my first ride in an unmanned vehicle…

I let my wife drive.

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I’m throwing away the vacuum cleaner,

it’s just gathering dust

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I did the ice bucket challenge but a big chunk of ice knocked me out..

Guess I hadn’t really thawed it through.

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I was in the Bank earlier.

The Woman behind the Counter started singing “Downtown”.

I thought to myself , “What a Peculiar Clerk”.

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Whatever you do, don’t drink the varnish.

It’ll be a sad end – but a beautiful finish.

Funny Thought For The Day