London kind and funny
I’ve not heard from her all day since she shouted, “How do you check the level of oil in my car?”
And I yelled back, “Bloody dipstick.”
11 hours, 34 minutes
Today I took my first ride in an unmanned vehicle…
I let my wife drive.
3 days, 13 hours
I’m throwing away the vacuum cleaner,
it’s just gathering dust
4 days, 13 hours
I did the ice bucket challenge but a big chunk of ice knocked me out..
Guess I hadn’t really thawed it through.
5 days, 13 hours
I’m very close to my neighbours.
6 days, 12 hours
I was in the Bank earlier.
The Woman behind the Counter started singing “Downtown”.
I thought to myself , “What a Peculiar Clerk”.
1 week, 3 days
Whatever you do, don’t drink the varnish.
It’ll be a sad end – but a beautiful finish.
1 week, 4 days