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Port Vale Fan!
Q: How can you tell ET is a Port Vale fan? A: Because he looks like one. … more »
Football Jokes
Gordon Brown writes letter to John Terry
vonpip wrote 1 month ago: Apparently Prime Minister Gordon Brown wrote to footballer John Terry to sympathise with himafter hi … more »
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berrygool wrote 2 months ago: Which part of a football ground is never the same from one day to the next? The changing rooms. cle … more »
Port Vale Fan!
capewelld wrote 4 months ago: Q: How can you tell ET is a Port Vale fan? A: Because he looks like one. … more »
Name three football clubs that contain swear words?
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capewelld wrote 4 months ago: Q: Name three football clubs that contain swear words? A: Arsenal, Scunthorpe and F*****g Manchester … more »
Rafa Benitez
capewelld wrote 5 months ago: Rafa Benitez was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an ol … more »
A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Man Utd fan
capewelld wrote 5 months ago: A Liverpool fan, an Arsenal fan and a Man Utd fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate … more »
Animal Football
capewelld wrote 6 months ago: The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really exciting game that the … more »
Spot The Difference
capewelld wrote 6 months ago: Q: What’s the difference between OJ Simpson and the England football team? A: OJ Simpson had a … more »
Park Football
capewelld wrote 7 months ago: Two boys are playing football in the park when one of them is attacked by a rottweiler. Thinking qui … more »
Football Chants Of The Season
capewelld wrote 7 months ago: According to a recent BBC poll, the top 10 football chants of last season… 1) “Cilla wan … more »
Cup Final Seat
capewelld wrote 7 months ago: A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the FA Cup Final from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob … more »
Random Football Joke of the Day #6
Tom Williams wrote 1 year ago: Two men are walking through a graveyard when they come across a tombstone that reads: ‘Here lies D … more »
Random Football Joke of the Day #5
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Tom Williams wrote 1 year ago: Q. How can you tell ET is a Grimsby fan? A. Because he looks like one. … more »
Random Football Joke of the Day #4
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Tom Williams wrote 1 year ago: More baffling ribaldry from Why Did Arsene Wenger Cross The Road?: Q. What’s the difference betwee … more »
Random Football Joke of the Day #3
Tom Williams wrote 1 year ago: Jermain Defoe heads into a nightclub, goes straight up to a woman and starts feeling her up. ‘Get … more »
Random Football Joke of the Day #2
Tom Williams wrote 1 year ago: It’s Monday morning, it can mean only one thing. That’s right, it’s time for the Random Footba … more »
Random Football Joke of the Day #1
Tom Williams wrote 1 year ago: Courtesy of the utterly random Why Did Arsene Wenger Cross The Road? (London: Transworld, 2005) foot … more »
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