Of course he’s awake. I mean, why wouldn’t he be? It’s only 5:30 in the morning. The sun won’t be up for another hour. His baby sister will be awake in about fifteen minutes, but after a light snack, 1,025 more words
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“Smile and the world smiles with you.
Fart, and you stand alone.”
~ my best friend John’s t-shirt
Anyone who would like to try it out may feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post. 82 more words