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Stream of Consciousness Saturday: Sprout Shenanigans

Of course he’s awake.  I mean, why wouldn’t he be?  It’s only 5:30 in the morning.  The sun won’t be up for another hour.  His baby sister will be awake in about fifteen minutes, but after a light snack,  1,025 more words

Ramble

One-Line Wednesday - T-shirts Say the Funniest Things

“Smile and the world smiles with you.

Fart, and you stand alone.”

~ my best friend John’s t-shirt

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Anyone who would like to try it out may feel free to use the “One-Liner Wednesday” title in your post. 82 more words

Writing

Breath Deep

Mr. Sketch scented markers have been around forever. Those fantastically scented, use ‘em before they shrivel up markers. Those squeaky, lose the cap, get ink all over your hands markers. 49 more words

Just General Ad Stuff

Tuesday Tribute: Krista Scott-Dixon

Tuesday Tribute #3: Mistress Krista (Krista Scott-Dixon to the ‘real’ world)

It started with squatting. Doesn’t it always? If you think about it, a lot of things start with squatting, like… 486 more words

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