Abbiamo appena tramesso: come cagarsi sotto e ben oltre dopo un F5 poco amichevole dai risultati non attesi. Merda! DLIN DLON

It all started when Brock's ego got the better of him. Brock is the tyrant on Smackdown and he ruled the Smackdown brand with the help of Vince Mcmahon. Bill Goldberg was just doing as good as Brock in terms of his brand name but on Raw. Brock was jealous and irate, but that didn't came until Bill Goldberg mocked at Brock after his match with Kurt at Royal Rumble 2004. He decided to screw Bill Golberg and he did it on an attempt Bill Goldberg was in the ring with 29 other competitors in a Royal Rumble Royal Battle Match. Brock F5ed Bill Goldberg and Bill Goldberg was taken advantage of and was elimnated by another opponent who saw the chance. Bill Goldberg was out of the Rumble, but that didn't end in this hasty story buildup. Following No Way Out, about a month after Royal Rumble, Bill Goldberg revenged immediately by causing Brock Lesnar of his match with Eddie Guerrero, causing Brock the championship title. Brock was devastated with the loss of his championship belt, he begged Vince for an Interpromotional Match with Bill Goldberg on Wrestlemania. That was indeed the first time we saw Brock on his knees, in his tears, begging... but the match came true!

Stone Cold was invited as the special guest referee for the Wrestlemania match that took place between Brock Lesnar and Bill Goldberg. From some independant sources, Brock was scheduled to win the match with Bill Goldberg's departure at WWE after the expiration of his 1 year contract at WWE which obviously he had no intention to extend, but the outcome was very much against Brock as rumours surrounded the fact that Brock was leaving just as well for his pursuit of a dream career; to become a NFL football player!

According to the Standard newspaper, Kenya will replace its own aging F-5 fighter jets with 15 F-5s being disposed by the Jordanian Airforce. The government will pay Kshs1.5 billion ($23 million at current rates) for acquisition and transportation of the craft from Jordan. The money will also cater for spare parts and the training of Kenyan crews.

The $23 million price tag for used, obsolete fighter craft may raise more than a little eyebrows. Kenya's economy was badly affected by violence early this year following disputed elections in December 2007. Though the government has pledged to rebuild vandalized properties and to compensate those affected by the clashes, funds are difficult to come by. Government estimates put the reconstruction budget at Shs31 billion ($500 million).

Corruption allegations in government circles may hinder the flow of funds from traditional donor nations. At the same time, uncertainty caused by political wrangling is expected to slow down investment, further undermining economic performance. Rising food and oil prices are hitting the population especially hard, further worsening the effects of poverty and 60% unemployment.

The F-5 fighter jet was developed by Northrop Corporation in the 1950s as a light combat aircraft. During the Cold War, the F-5 proved popular with allies of the United States especially in the developing world. Kenya acquired its F-5 fleet in the 1970s and 80s and probably wants to replace its aging aircraft by acquiring the same model elsewhere.

However, the last F-5 was built in 1989, indicating that the Jordanian jets are at least 20 years old. Airforce top brass are yet to explain why they could not buy new fighter jets that are readily available in the international arms market.

This would not be the first time that a purchase of military hardware in Kenya is causing scandal. An ally of President Mwai Kibaki was forced to resign several years ago, after it emerged that a ship the Navy had ordered was a converted civilian vessel. Kenya's Police force has also come under heavy criticism for buying oversized, second hand helicopters from Russia, and whose maintenance is becoming very expensive.

Within East Africa, Uganda, has experienced a "junk helicopters" scandal. The government of President Yoweri Museveni bought obsolete helicopters from Russia at above-average prices. One of the helicopters crashed in 2006, killing among other people the new President of Southern Sudan, Dr John Garang.

this is a video of the swiss air force, it includes some f18, f5 and mirages.

Se puede apreciar claramente como el tornado F5 se aproxima a un hogar y como poco a poco los vientos destructivos vas levantando la casa pieza por pieza.

Jorge Garza

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NWS personnel have rated the Parkersburg-New Hartford-Dunkerton tornado as EF 5 (correlated to wind speeds up to 205 MPH) on the Enhanced Fujita Scale at the locations of maximum damage. Additional details on path length, width, etc. will be posted on this webpage Wednesday, May 28. This is the first EF5 tornado in Iowa since the Jordan tornado of June 13, 1976.

Fiquem com um video da actuação da banda no festival Rage Brigade no passado dia 19 de Abril ;)

Toda la gente que conoce una maquina de escribir, debe saber lo que son los "Estados" del MSN. Pero hace mucho tiempo que dejaron de tener su significado verdadero, es por esto que en esta ocasión les traemos los verdaderos significados de los estados del MSN.

Salí a Comer: En verdad, significa que está en algún chat para lolitas, tratando de engrupirse a una chicuela.

Al teléfono: No hay que ser chamullento, tal ves de verdad están hablando por teléfono. Pero tomando en cuenta que hoy pocos son los teléfonos fijos y las llamadas desde celulares suelen ser cortitas, de seguro dejan el "al teléfono" arto rato porque no quieren hablar contigo!

Ausente: Es la versión menos creativa del "Al teléfono", osea, no quieren hablar contigo. Pero deja de ser poco creativa cuando le agregan mensajes personales como "(Ordenando el desorden que dejaron mis tios ayer en el aniversario de mis padres)" o "(haciendo un curso intensivo de origami por internet para el campeonato mundial de ociosos)".

No Disponible: Esta significa cualquier cosa, menos no estar disponible. Lo mas probable es que sea porque andan medios estresados y no quieren escuchar el pitito del msn de cuando alguien inicia sesión, especialmente cuando aparecen esas personas tan hijas de p*ta insoportables que se conectan una y otra vez para que todos lean sus nicks.

Conectado: Esta es la gente, aunque no lo crean, más patética o inocente. Son patéticas porque si están conectados es porque no quieren perder ninguna posibilidad de que le hablen, y se ponen paranoicos pensando "y si me quieren decir algo y creen que estoy no disponible porque estoy haciendo algo y no me hablan!?". O son inocentes porque no se han dado cuenta de la gran mafia detrás de los estados y, como no están haciendo algo de vida o muerte, se quedan ahí no más, disponibles.

C'ya!

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Te has puesto a pensar como seria tu vida si fuera como una PC ?, todo se simplificaría bastante, algunos “beneficios” los vemos a continuación:

1.- Si tu vida esta arruinada, presionas “ctrl-alt-supr” y comienzas de nuevo.

2.- Si necesitas tomar un descanso de tu agitada vida, solo haces un click en “suspender”, luego presionas “cualquier tecla” para continuar con tu vida

3.- Quieres sacar a alguien de tu vida?, panel de control –> agregar/quitar

4- Necesitas mejorar tu apariencia?, solo ajusta las propiedades de pantalla

5.- La vida es demasiado ruidosa?, silencia tu barra de volumen

6.- Perdiste las llaves de tu auto?, inicio -> Buscar

7.- Puedes utilizar un cd de respaldo para reparar un desastre

8.- Para sentirse como nuevo, click en “refrescar”

9.- Para deshacer un error, ctrl-z

10.- La ropa de tu closet esta demasiado antigua?, click en “actualizar”

11.- No te gusta limpiar la cochinada de tu perro, click en “suprimir” y ya.

 Essentially, you just need to run the following at the command line on the F5:

 Openssl pkcs12 -export -out file.p12 -inkey /config/ssl/ssl.key/<domainname>.key -in /config/ssl/ssl.crt/<domainname>.crt

 where <domainname> is the name of the certificate you want to export, e.g. www.website.com.

This will create a file on the F5 called file.p12. You then need to move the file to your IIS web server. I did this by installing FTP on my Windows XP workstation and then FTP'ing the file to my desktop. Once on my desktop, I used Remote Desktop to connect to my web server and then copied the file from my PC to the remote server via Remote Desktop.

From there, you open the Certificates MMC plugin targeted on the Computer certificate store. Right click on the Personal folder within the plugin and import the certificate.

Besides being hard as nails, the F5 sports an Intel Centrino processor, is IP54 rated and designed to withstand exposure to dust and moisture, has a View Anywhere outdoor display and built-in handle, and there’s a shock-mounted hard drive and combined accelerometer, designed to detect drops and shocks in order to reduce the possibility of data loss.

To improve workflow there’s also a digital camera, RFID and optional barcode scanner, along with embedded wireless broadband and optional SanDisk 32GB solid state drive (SSD). The system runs Microsoft’s Windows XP Tablet PC Edition or Windows Vista Business and comes with a 3-year ‘field-ready’ warranty (i.e. covers damage from short drops (approx. 30 inches), and ordinary course exposure to rain and dust).