So it was with a wee sigh this morning that I had to go and grab a shirt and tie. No dressing down for Conortje this Friday. Instead I get the delicious chance to imagine that I am ridiculously important as I have to tear across town this afternoon to attend, wait for it ...... a video conference! I'm going to be connected to Rome, Paris and New York. Ladies and gentlemen I have arrived in the world of .... hmmm.... anyone know what I actually do here? Ah well, I'll figure it out soon enough no doubt. The reality will be that I'll be huddled into a corner of the room trying to be quiet and inconspicuous and hoping that nobody asks me anything. In my mind though we will all be waiting to hear what our great leader's plans are so we can begin taking over the world!

Of course I am going to be ridiculously disappointed when I realise that it's not all that exciting and nothing like a revamped version of Charlie's Angels. Pity, I wonder which one I would have been...