Blogs about: Epic Rage
With Courage And Aloha...Unless You're A Fag
Atherton Bartelby wrote 3 years ago: So there’s this big old homophobic asshole here in Hawai`i named Mike Gabbard. A quick Google … more »
Two Buses To Indigo
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 months ago: You, Sir, are a fucking asshole. I took two buses to get to Indigo, called you way too many times, a … more »
Drive Up This Street All You Want
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 5 months ago: The past seven days have been fantastically bad. Like, seriously bordering on the most unbelievable … more »
Do Not Poison The Fish Heads
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 9 months ago: I am feeling kind of like this in the office today. Here’s hoping things will clear up befo … more »
A Very Brief Travel Rant
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 10 months ago: All right. I realize that I am ranting quite a lot these days, and for that I apologize, but since … more »
L'Egoïste
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 10 months ago: Lately I have been worrying that I speak too highly of myself in my blog. I mean, I like to think th … more »
Cessation
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 11 months ago: I smoked my last cigarette yesterday afternoon. I am quitting because of a rather intense conversati … more »
What Goes Around Comes.
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: As has been evidenced in previous articles, I am not one to jump on a soapbox at the death of anyone … more »
Lunch Hour Amusement
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: Edie: I have a new blog. Spank me. Atherton: That’s OK I just went out for lunch with Bartholo … more »
ThirtyNine
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: I stumbled into him as I rounded the corner of the too-tall, too-narrow, and too-long stairway. He i … more »
Dear Chicago Bears
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: OMGWTFBBQYOUSUCK! No love, Atherton Bartelby … more »
Faggitude
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Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: It is very important to note that I look extremely hot today. Like, we’re talking clichéd … more »
Rut
Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: “We have got to get out of this emotional rut that we’re both in!” My colleague / … more »
An Entirely Irrational Hate Rant
Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: Dear Bartholomew: You know what?! FUCK YOU! Unlike other ex-whatever-the-fuck-you-weres with whom I … more »
Walking HR Violation
Atherton Bartelby wrote 1 year ago: So I am waiting for an elevator in the lobby of my office building with a (granted) highly socially … more »
Dear Life
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: I quit. I resign. Done. Fin. Arrivederci. Auf Wiedersehen. Sayonara. Adiós, puta! It has become … more »
The New Trend
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: I remember that when my mother and I fought, it was epic; I would yell, she would scream, and while … more »
The Lost Weekender
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: Don’t you hate it when you pull your weekender from the top shelf of the closet to pack for a … more »
Will Someone Please Call The iPound?
Atherton Bartelby wrote 2 years ago: *bark bark bark bark bark* Atherton: What is that noise?! Sachi: That’s the iDog my son gave m … more »
