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<title><![CDATA[EKG wrap-up]]></title>
<link>http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/?p=221</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 14:16:04 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wanderer</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Last week I posted a red herring of an EKG in EKG of the Month.  It was a diversion, interesting in]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last week I posted a red herring of an EKG in <a href="http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/2008/07/16/ekg-of-the-month/">EKG of the Month</a>.  It was a diversion, interesting in its own regard, but a diversion from the true situation all the same.</p>
<p>Here's the EKG again:</p>
<p><a href="http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/ekg_23.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-217" src="http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/ekg_23.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="176" /></a></p>
<p>What do we see?  Flipped T-waves in the anterior and lateral leads, poor, even odd R wave progression, short possibly even absent PR intervals and bradycardia.  It's kind of ugly.  One would expect the patient to be experiencing some sort of symptom of cardiac compromise.  Nada, nothing.</p>
<p>Here's the presentation: 28 year old, 6 months post-partum, comes in with progressive left-sided weakness. Had been seen at the PCP earlier in the weak and given scripts for muscle relaxants and steroids on the idea this was a muscloskeletal issue.  Patient decided to come to the ER after dropping her child due to the weakness (the kiddo was fine).  The above EKG was shot prior to her going to CT for a head CT, followed by another imaging modality: MRI.  Both show a bilateral ischemic event, right greater than left, mostly in the frontal and prefontal area with some scattered subcortical spots as well.  Big time, acute ischemic CVA.</p>
<p>So what's up with this EKG?  Neurogenic T wave inversion.  I found several articles on Ovid about this phenomenon.  According to one article, 74% of patients with cerebrovascular incidents exhibit alterations in cardiac depolarisation and repolarisation.  Most commonly these cardiac alterations are in things like prolonged QT intervals, T wave inversion, ST segment changes and abnormal U waves.  This possibly is caused by unbalanced autonomic control due to the location of the ischemic events.  The most common culprit is the insular cortex located within the lateral sulcus, overlaid in some parts but the frontal lobe - where the were several ares of ischemia.  Now I can't say for sure that this area was damaged, and judging by the literature, usually the alterations are more defined and substantial.</p>
<p>Now here is where it gets really interesting. Why would a 28 year old have an ischemic CVA.  No history of hypertension, no cardiac history to note, normal birth, but an aunt who had a similar event at the same age.  Carotid and cerebral angiography was performed giving the diagnosis of <a href="http://www.emedicine.com/neuro/topic616.htm">moyamoya disease</a>.  Simply put, moyamoya is a progressive occlusive disease that causes stenosis of the carotids and the Circle of Willis.  Leading to occlusion of the vessels.  A large collateral network does form and sometimes retrograde filling of the cerebral arteries is seen as well.  True diagnosis is through angiography where there is a "puff of smoke" appearance to the cerebral vasculature.  Most folks don't even know they have it until they have an event of some variety.  Much of the time it is a TIA type, but sometimes it comes as a large cerebrovascular event.  Moyamoya is also a leading case of stroke in children, even very young kiddos.  The consensus is that it is genetic and considering that the patient's aunt suffered a similar event, coincidence aside, that looks pretty solid.</p>
<p>So what happened?  Since we are a nationally recognized stroke center, the patient admitted under our stroke protocol.  Through the first night and later on they would have alterations in their rhythms, running junctional rhythms, SVT and sinus tach along with normal sinus rhythm.  The biggest deficits was to the left arm with some mild to moderate in the left leg.  She didn't experience any expansion of the ischemic areas during her time on our floor and was relatively stable.  Prior to heading to a rehab floor, referrals were given for surgical consultation through Stanford for a surgical solution to her disease.</p>
<p>I think this was a case of the <a href="http://thehappyhospitalist.blogspot.com/2008/07/every-patient-is-long-tail-you-just.html">long-tail of medicine</a>.  <a href="http://thehappyhospitalist.blogspot.com">Happy</a> had a post about this and it sparked this post as well.  We get so used to seeing this kind of EKG in a totally different light that a new perspective sometimes throws us way out of whack.  I showed the EKG to a fellow EKG nerd and the first thing he asked was, "Did you call the doc over this?'  I explained the situation and the lights went on.  I had no clue about moyamoya prior to this, so it was a huge learning experience for me.  Fascinating and a little bit sad as well.</p>
<p>There you have it.  Hope you enjoyed this round of EKG of the month.  Hopefully next month there will be a crazy cardiac one...well maybe not, that would mean bad things might be happening.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[EKG of the Month]]></title>
<link>http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/?p=216</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 08:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wanderer</dc:creator>
<guid>http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/?p=216</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Things aren&#8217;t always what they seem at times as our patients like to throw the proverbial knic]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Things aren't always what they seem at times as our patients like to throw the proverbial knickle ball.  It just kind of hangs there, then goes in a completly different direction, baffling both you and the batter.  While there are very few knucklers left in the Majors, it seems that they come in droves in medicine.  There almost always is a strange case that grabs your attention and makes you think.  All the signs point in one way, but the reality is far different.  Such is the case here.</p>
<p>First, a brief  synopsis.</p>
<p><a href="http://whitecoatrants.wordpress.com/2008/03/14/i-am-a-professional/">Deborah Peel</a>, a 28 year-old, 6-month post-partum patient arrives at the ED complaining of weakness.  This EKG is grabbed on admit.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://lostonthefloor.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/ekg_23.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-217 aligncenter" src="http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/ekg_23.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="176" /></a></p>
<p>To give much more information (including what kind of weakness it was) would give this away.  Suffice to say, labs were normal, including cardiac enzymes.  Vitals signs were stable, blood pressure was slightly elevated though.  Patient was complaining of no chest pain or other symptoms that would be expected with the tracing shown above.  No previous history, normal delivery without complications 6 months prior.  The other clue I will lay out is that the patient went for a CT, followed by another imaging modality before arriving on my floor.</p>
<p>Any guesses?  C'mon, fame and glory await!  Leave your guesses in the comments.</p>
<p>P.S.  I have to work the next couple of days,but I'll be checking to see and will confirm or deny guesses,also in the comments.  I will also say that my firend who looked at this said, "Did you call the doc? How about an EKG when they got to the floor?"  Both of which were answered in the negative.  Is your brain in gear?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[SMS Post - Sports Physical EKG's]]></title>
<link>http://secretwave101.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/sms-post-4/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>secretwave101</dc:creator>
<guid>http://secretwave101.wordpress.com/2008/07/09/sms-post-4/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[A heart ds. that kills 6% of young athletes a year may be identified by EKG&#8230;but few sports exa]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A heart ds. that kills 6% of young athletes a year may be identified by EKG...but few sports exams include the cheap, quick test. Why!?</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Seniorenkreis und Paul Gerhard - Wellness für die Seele]]></title>
<link>http://expetheo.wordpress.com/?p=17</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:53:25 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>expetheo</dc:creator>
<guid>http://expetheo.wordpress.com/?p=17</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Heute Nachmittag haben wir wieder mal Seniorenkreis - eine der am besten funktionierenden Gruppen un]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Heute Nachmittag haben wir wieder mal Seniorenkreis - eine der am besten funktionierenden Gruppen unserer Gemeinde... :-) Und weil Sommer ist, werden wir uns nicht nur an Kaffee und Kuchen erfreuen, sondern auch ein bekanntes Sommerlied von Paul Gerhard miteinander singen: "Geh aus, mein Herz, und suche Freud".</p>
<p>Gegen Trübsinn schrieb Paul Gerhard dieses Lied seiner Verlobten Anna Maria Berthold. Paul Gerhard setzte alles daran, die aufgrund der Erfahrungen durch den Dreißigjährigen Krieg sowie der von Pest, Pocken und Ruhr geplagten Stadt Berlin betrübte Geliebte wieder aufzubauen. Er verfaßte ein Gedicht, das in 15 Strophen die Schönheiten der Schöpfung vor Augen hielt und sie zu einer Tätigkeit aufforderte, der sich höchstens ein adeliges Fräulein hingab, die für ihren Stand höchst ungewöhnlich war:</p>
<p>"Geh aus mein Herz und suche Freud<br />
In dieser schönen Sommerzeit<br />
An deines Gottes Gaben<br />
Schau an der schönen Gärtenzier<br />
Und siehe wie sie mir und dir<br />
Sich ausgeschmücket haben"</p>
<p>Wellness für die Seele - es geht immer weiter, das Leben, das zeigt mir die Gemeinschaft im Seniorenkreis immer wieder und die wertvollen Erfahrungen, die wir da austauschen können. Egal, wie das Leben einem mitspielt - es geht weiter. Also: Sorge unterdessen immer mal wieder für ein bißchen Wellness für deine Seele.</p>
<p>Das Lied mit seinen 15 Strophen zu lesen, kann eine mögliche Methode dazu sein - Kaffee und Kuchen eine andere! Noch ein Beispiel, mit dem es dann auch genug sein soll: :-)</p>
<p>"Erwähle mich zum Paradeis,<br />
Und laß mich bis zur letzten Reis<br />
An Leib und Seele grünen;<br />
So will ich Dir und Deiner Ehr<br />
Allein und sonstern Keinem mehr<br />
Hier und dort ewig dienen"</p>
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<title><![CDATA[ADHD: Screening Recommended by the American Heart Association]]></title>
<link>http://discoverandrecover.wordpress.com/?p=918</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jul 2008 05:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>duanesherry</dc:creator>
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By STEPHANIE NANO
The Associated Press
NEW YORK
Heart exam, EKG recommended before children recei]]></description>
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<h4>By STEPHANIE NANO</h4>
<h4>The Associated Press</h4>
<p><strong>NEW YORK</strong></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration:underline;">Heart exam, EKG recommended before children receive stimulants for attention-deficit disorder</span></p>
<p>Children should be screened for heart problems with an electrocardiogram before getting drugs like Ritalin to treat hyperactivity and attention-deficit disorder, the American Heart Association recommended Monday.</p>
<p>Stimulant drugs can increase blood pressure and heart rate. For most children, that isn't a problem. But in those with heart conditions, it could make them more vulnerable to sudden cardiac arrest — an erratic heartbeat that causes the heart to stop pumping blood through the body — and other heart problems.</p>
<p>About 2.5 million American children and 1.5 million adults take medication for attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, or ADHD, according to government estimates. Stimulant drugs, like Ritalin, Adderall and Concerta, help children with ADHD stay focused and control their behavior.</p>
<p>The medications already carry warnings of possible heart risks in those with heart defects or other heart problems, which some critics said were driven more by concerns of overuse of the drugs than their safety.</p>
<p>The heart group is now recommending a thorough exam, including a family history and an EKG, before children are put on the drugs to make sure that they don't have any undiagnosed heart issues.</p>
<p>"We don't want to keep children who have this from being treated. We want to do it as safely as possible," said Dr. Victoria Vetter, a pediatric cardiologist at the University of Pennsylvania School of Medicine and head of the committee making the recommendation.</p>
<p>The label warnings were added after a review by the Food and Drug Administration of its databases found reports of 19 sudden deaths in children treated with ADHD drugs and 26 reports of other problems including strokes and fast heart rates between 1999 and 2003. There were also reports of heart problems in adults; the committee didn't look at adults.</p>
<p>An EKG can detect abnormal heart rhythms that can lead to sudden cardiac arrest. Children who are already on ADHD drugs should also be tested, Vetter said. If problems are found, the child should be sent to a pediatric cardiologist. With careful monitoring, Vetter said, children with heart problems can take the medicines if needed.</p>
<p><!-- page -->The cost of an EKG varies depending on who does it and the location. For example, the amount that Aetna Inc. pays for an EKG in a doctor's office ranges from $24 to $50; Medicare's payment rate is about $23. Vetter said Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, where she works, has been doing EKG screening for three years and it has been covered by insurance.</p>
<p>She said a screening of about 1,100 healthy children found that about 2 percent of them had some kind of heart problem.</p>
<p>"We thought it was reasonable to include the electrocardiogram as a tool for the pediatrician, the psychiatrist so that this would help identify additional children who have heart disease," Vetter said.</p>
<p>But Dr. Steven Pliszka, a child psychiatrist at the University of Texas in San Antonio, said he was baffled by the EKG recommendation. He said there's no evidence that sudden death is a bigger problem for children taking stimulants than for children who aren't taking the drugs.</p>
<p>Pliszka said an EKG might deter people from seeking treatment because it's an added expense and hassle. Psychiatrists aren't likely to have an EKG machine, and pediatricians might not either, making patients go elsewhere to get the test, he said.</p>
<p>The American Academy of Child and Adolescent Psychiatry recently updated its treatment guidelines for ADHD, and did not recommend routine EKGs, said Pliszka, who was the lead author. He has received research support or served as a consultant for makers of ADHD drugs.</p>
<p>"We definitely did not feel we needed to screen everyone," Pliszka said.</p>
<p>He noted that the heart association doesn't recommended EKG screening for young athletes to prevent sudden death. The group has said it wasn't feasible or cost-effective to screen all student athletes.</p>
<p>Representatives for Shire PLC, which makes Adderall and two other ADHD treatments, and Norvartis Pharmaceuticals Corp., which makes Ritalin, said the labeling already suggests patients be evaluated for heart problems and an EKG done if needed.</p>
<p><!-- page -->"There's no new information here. And frankly, we're a little perplexed as to the purpose of the American Heart Assocation coming out with this statement at this time," said Shire spokesman Matt Cabrey.</p>
<p>An ADHD advocacy group called CHADD said parents should monitor their child's reaction to all medications. EKG screening "will bring an even further measure of safety to what is already a safe clinical treatment approach," the group said.</p></blockquote>
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<title><![CDATA[a pasi szelektíven emlékszik a nőre]]></title>
<link>http://kovisara.wordpress.com/?p=1195</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 07:35:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>kövi sára</dc:creator>
<guid>http://kovisara.wordpress.com/?p=1195</guid>
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midőn sörrel a kezében leül egy kőre
&#8220;szem-szája ingerem de
elmenteni? dőre&#8230;]]></description>
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<p>midőn sörrel a kezében leül egy kőre<br />
"szem-szája ingerem de<br />
elmenteni? dőre..."</p>
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<title><![CDATA[And the Beat Goes On]]></title>
<link>http://laurasjourney.wordpress.com/?p=176</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 08:24:20 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>aklaura</dc:creator>
<guid>http://laurasjourney.wordpress.com/?p=176</guid>
<description><![CDATA[9th Herceptin down and 5 to go&#8230;
My heart was alright and I was able to do my Herceptin treatm]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft" style="margin-left:4px;margin-right:4px;border:black 1px solid;" src="http://www.visualwisdom.com/bpics/heart.jpg" alt="" width="260" height="259" />9th Herceptin down and 5 to go...</p>
<p>My heart was alright and I was able to do my Herceptin treatment on Thursday, just 2 days late.  I am glad I was able to continue.  I still have to go in next week and do a heart stress test (treadmill), just to make sure, and then we can rule out heart disease, and see if we can find out what is really wrong.</p>
<p>I think it is because there has been so much pain in my life in the last 9, 10 months dealing with cancer, that the pain is trying to find its way out of my body right now and unfortunately my big heart is how the pain has decided to discharge itself.</p>
<p>My heart pains stressed me a bit, but what was MOSTLY stressing me out, was going to another doctor, having an EKG, then going back to my Oncologist, then being called again by the internal medicine doctor to come back, blah, blah, blah.  I is tired of doctors, and I just want to be done now because I am ready to move on, get well, regain my energy, and not see another doctor unless it is for check up, yup, yup, that's what would make my heart happy!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Arzttermin...]]></title>
<link>http://eisvampyrin.wordpress.com/?p=79</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 11:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>eisvampyrin</dc:creator>
<guid>http://eisvampyrin.wordpress.com/?p=79</guid>
<description><![CDATA[So, also heute war ich nun endlich beim Internisten und hab mich mal so ganz und gar durchchecken la]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, also heute war ich nun endlich beim Internisten und hab mich mal so ganz und gar durchchecken lassen, angefangen von EKG, Belastungs-EKG, Lunge röntgen lassen, Lungen-Belastungs-Test bis hin zur Blutentnahme und Ultraschall vom Herzen. Ja, was soll ich sagen? Alles in Ordnung, tippi-toppi. Warum dann immer dieses Herzrasen und die Panik? Ich weiss es nicht, aber ich hoffe, dass ich es bald los sein werde für immer, denn ich möchte mein Leben wieder geniessen können und einmal nicht den "Gevatter Tod" im Hinterkopf haben müssen! Aber ich arbeite ja, wie gesagt, an mir und mann / frau wird sehen, was dabei heraus kommt.</p>
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<link>http://songojati.wordpress.com/2008/06/21/30/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 18:21:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>songojati</dc:creator>
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<title><![CDATA[EKG]]></title>
<link>http://songojati.wordpress.com/?p=20</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 17:56:22 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>songojati</dc:creator>
<guid>http://songojati.wordpress.com/?p=20</guid>
<description><![CDATA[o] EKG Merk Fukuda ME Type C110
Harga  :  Rp. 11,400,000
o] EKG Merk Fukuda ME Type C120
Harga  :]]></description>
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<p>Harga  :  Rp. 11,400,000</p>
<p>o] EKG Merk Fukuda ME Type C120</p>
<p>Harga  :  Rp. 18,500,000</p>
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<title><![CDATA[EKGs - Easy-Peasy-Lemon-Squeezy, Untill Fights Break Out]]></title>
<link>http://scheduledchaos.wordpress.com/2008/06/20/ekgs-easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy-untill-fights-break-out/</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 21:09:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>gina75</dc:creator>
<guid>http://scheduledchaos.wordpress.com/2008/06/20/ekgs-easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy-untill-fights-break-out/</guid>
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Because I guess somewhere in the very rational ( don&#8217;t laugh) part of my brain I often think ]]></description>
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<div>Because I guess somewhere in the very rational ( don't laugh) part of my brain I often think that I can handle more work then the average person. I mean who just wants to work their 8 hours, come home and lounge on the couch? I work full time, no problem. Full time pre-med student, ha piece of cake (riiiiight). Full time mom..... now for this one, I should get a medal,a box of dye to cover up the grey hairs and some stress medication. And not to mention being a full time wife, friend, nurse, playmate, entertainer, kitchen fire starter, professional mover yadda, yadda, yadda. The list really does go on and on. I decided that I would throw in an EKG class in the mix of it all.</div>
<div>I was interning on the cardiology floor at one of the big hospitals by my house and it was driving me crazy that I couldn't read nor understand what the doctors were saying about the EKGs that were printing out. Just how did they know the difference between Atrial and Ventricular rhythms. So I decided to throw in this once a week night class to become an EKG tech. Not that I want to do it as a career in any way, besides it not being in the direction I want to pursue in my medical career, but it would be a HUGE pay cut... but I thought maybe doing it per diem a few times a month would help me get more patient interaction and just the overall experience of working in a hospital would help.  You know, because I like having multiple jobs.</div>
<div>First day of my externship begins. I get my paperwork for the rounds I have to complete. I go hook up this patient and her reading is just all over the place. Of course I'm kind of starting to get nervous. A few minutes later the family comes and the mother who doesn't speak any english starts to cry to her son in which I learned later it was because she had not eaten in 18 hours. Her son is now starting to yell at me wondering why his mother has not eaten, the patient wants to take off the leads I just placed on her and the doctor is turning the corner getting ready to begin this special test that requires her to fast because she is going to get some medication injected into her IV. Mean time the son is now yelling in his native tounge of I think madarin. The doctor then goes NUTS. He's yelling at the family, the patient is going into A-Fib ( or so I thought) but it kept changing and I'm trying hard to remember everything I learned all while I'm looking at the screen and thinking, this can't really be good, right? I'm trying to get the doctors attention, he's trying to push the family out of the room and the patient is starting to look more and more uncomfortable. All this happened over 60 seconds which felt like an hour and as soon as the medication was stopped, the womens heart beat regulated and she soon began to feel comfortable again. Agitated over the comotion of course, but no longer in any pain.</div>
<div>The whole entire time I'm just standing there staring at everyone thinking to myself, "what's wrong with these people". I'm happy to say the lady survived (for now), she got her food finally and her family, although heated, were starting to chill out and the son even apologized to me.</div>
<div>Before I could even say thank you, my pager goes off and I'm needed in the ER. So off I go to battle more chaos and some hot tempered doctors. At this point, I'm not sure who's more crazier, me for doing this or the crazy ass doctors who act like they are about to brawl like they are at their local bar.</div>
<div>I better start wearing a helmet cam and protective gear.</div>
<div>Nuckin Futs!</div>
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<title><![CDATA[ATTACKE!!!]]></title>
<link>http://daor.wordpress.com/?p=282</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:00:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>daor</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Die Rettung des Tages. Reloaded. Da es gestern wichtiger war die Menschheit über Schwielen und Schr]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:justify;"><span style="color:#808080;"><em>Die Rettung des Tages. Reloaded. Da es gestern wichtiger war die Menschheit über Schwielen und Schrunden aufzuklären. Habe wieder meine Kampfsocken an. Frisch geduscht. Aber sauhungrig und Duuuuuurst. Aber ich muss nüchtern sein. Das heißt zur Abwechslung, dass heute mal der allmorgentliche Kräuterschnaps ausfallen muss. Scherz beseite. Apropos Scherz. Scherzkeks. Menno. Ich hab Hunger. Ich halluziniere schon. Der Arzt wird an meiner Laune seine wahre Freude haben. Und wenn er der Meinung ist, mich auf dem Fahrrad strampeln zu lassen und anhand meiner Schweißausbrüche zu deuten versuchen, ich hätte leichtes Übergewicht, werde ich ihm in die Wade beißen. Da ist ja in der Regel das beste Muskelfleisch angesiedelt. In diesem Sinne: kanibalische Grüße. Bis später...</em></span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Blutdruck - Bluthochdruck]]></title>
<link>http://drzehnle.wordpress.com/?p=152</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 06:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Normale Blutdruckwerte liegen maximal bei 140/90 mm Hg. Dabei bezeichnet man den oberen Wert, z.B. 1]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial;">Normale Blutdruckwerte liegen maximal bei 140/90 mm Hg. Dabei bezeichnet man den oberen Wert, z.B. 140 mm HG, als <strong>systolischen</strong> Blutdruckwert, den unteren, z.B. 90, als <strong>diastolischen</strong> Blutdruckwert.<br />
Optimal liegt der obere Wert &#60; = 120 mm HG, der untere Wert &#60; = 80 mmHG.<br />
Bei <a href="http://www.diabetiker-hannover.de/diab_hannover/blutdruck.htm" target="_blank">Diabetikern</a> sollte der Blutdruck niedriger liegen als bei Nichtdiabetikern, also maximal bei 130/85 mmHg.<br />
Ein Bluthochdruck liegt vor, wenn bei mindestens zwei Blutdruckmessungen in Ruhe (d.h. nach fünf Minuten Sitzen) an zwei unterschiedlichen Tagen Werte von &#62; 140 mmHg systolisch und/oder 90 mmHg diastolisch gemessen werden. Bei ca. 90 % der Patienten findet man keine weitere organische Ursache für den Bluthochdruck. Allerdings besteht bei vielen Blutdruck-Patienten ein deutliches <a href="http://www.innovations-report.de/html/berichte/medizin_gesundheit/bericht-22689.html" target="_blank">Übergewicht</a>.<br />
Häufig tritt ein Bluthochdruck (Hypertonie) familiär gehäuft auf, also die Eltern oder Geschwister haben/hatten bereits eine Hypertonie. Familiär gehäuft finden sich auch Schlaganfälle und Herzinfarkte.<br />
Weitere <strong>Risikofaktoren</strong> außer Übergewicht, familiäre Belastung: Rauchen, Alkohol, Stress, übermäßiger Kochsalzkonsum.<br />
Medikamente können ebenfalls Bluthochdruck auslösen: z.B. Diclofenac, Kortison. „Die Pille“ hat nicht mehr die Bedeutung bei der Auslösung von Bluthochdruck, da bei den modernen Kontrazeptiva der Östrogengehalt zu niedrig ist, um einen Bluthochdruck auszulösen.<br />
Eine organische Ursache für einen Bluthochdruck findet sich nur bei ca. 5 % der Patienten. Bei Vorliegen auf einen organisch bedingten Bluthochdruck wird der Arzt verschiedene Werte untersuchen im Labor. Ein Ultraschall kann außerdem Hinweise auf die Ursachen eines Bluthochdrucks geben.<br />
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Zeichen für Bluthochdruck</strong>:<br />
- Kopfschmerzen, meistens im Nacken oder frontal (Stirn). Diese können insbesondere morgens beim Aufwachen oder im Laufe des Tages auftreten.<br />
- Schwindel<br />
- Leichte Ermüdbarkeit<br />
- Herzklopfen<br />
- Vermehrte Atemnot bei körperlicher Belastung (mehr als früher)<br />
- Engegefühl im Brustkorb<br />
- Nächtliches Wasserlassen<br />
- Häufiges Nasenbluten<br />
- Impotenz<br />
- Vorübergehende Sehstörungen<br />
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Blutdruckmessung:<br />
</strong>Sie können selbst den <a href="http://www.netdoktor.de/ratschlaege/untersuchungen/blutdruckmessen.htm" target="_blank">Blutdruck messen</a>. Das Blutdruckmessgerät, dass Sie benutzen, sollte ein Prüfsiegel der deutschen Hochdruckliga besitzen. Empfohlene Messgeräte finden Sie unter <a href="http://www.hochdruckliga.info/" target="_blank">http://www.hochdruckliga.info/</a>.<br />
Die Messung sollte in einer ruhigen Umgebung erfolgen. Stress, Umgebungstemperatur, Alkohol und Nikotin verändern die Werte.Beim ersten Arztbesuch sollte der (erhöhte) Wert an beiden Armen gemessen werden. Bitte bringen Sie Ihre zu Hause gemessenen Blutdruckwerte mit Uhrzeit zu Ihrem Arzt mit. Das ist besonders auch wichtig für Patienten, bei denen in der Praxis ein erhöhter Blutdruck auftritt, die sogenannte „<a href="http://www.hochdruck-aktuell.de/public/check/check_08_01.htm" target="_blank">Weißkittelhypertonie</a>“.<br />
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Diagnostik beim Arzt:<br />
</strong>Der Hausarzt misst ebenfalls wiederholt den Blutdruck, um eine Hyper- bzw. <a href="http://drzehnle.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/niedriger-blutdruck-hypotonie-kreislaufbeschwerden/" target="_blank">Hypotonie</a> herauszufinden und herauszufinden, wie sie behandelt werden muss.<br />
Hilfreich dabei sind auch folgende Methoden:<br />
Insbesondere auch für Leute, die sich körperlich belasten, ein <strong>Belastungs-EKG</strong>. Dabei können Blutdruckspitzen, Herzrhythmusstörungen und Durchblutungsstörungen der Herzkranzgefäße bei körperlicher Belastung entdeckt werden.<br />
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Langzeit-Blutdruckmessung</strong> (24-h-Blutdruckmessung):<br />
Eine <a href="http://www.netdoktor.de/ratschlaege/untersuchungen/langzeit_blutdruck_messung.htm" target="_blank">Langzeit-Blutdruckmessung</a> ist insbesondere indiziert bei<br />
- fraglichem Bluthochdruck sowie bei Patienten mit "Weißkittelhypertonie" (s. oben)<br />
- zur Verlaufskontrolle bei Patienten mit Bluthochdruck; dabei ist besonders der nächtliche Blutdruckabfall sowie auftretende Blutdruckspitzen wichtig.<br />
- Verdacht auf nächtlichen Bluthochdruck<br />
- schwierig zu behandelnder Bluthochdruck<br />
- niedrigem Blutdruck (Hypotonie)<br />
- Diabetikern<br />
Nicht durchgeführt werden sollte diese Messung bei Patienten mit Gerinnungsstörungen (z.B. Marcumar) wegen der Gefahr von Blutergussbildungen, sowie nur mit besonderer Vorsicht bei Patienten mit Rhythmusstörungen, M. Parkinson oder anderen Erkrankungen, die mit einem Zittern der Armmuskeln einhergehen.<br />
Die Langzeit-Blutdruckmessung ist eine wertvolle Messmethode, die ihren Einzug in die tägliche Diagnostik und Therapieüberwachung gefunden hat.<br />
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<strong>View:</strong> <a href="http://www.netdoktor.de/krankheiten/fakta/erhohter_blutdruck.htm">Bluthochdruck (Hypertonie, Hypertonus)</a><br />
<a href="http://www.patientenleitlinien.de/Bluthochdruck/bluthochdruck.html">Patientenleitlinie Bluthochdruck (=Arterielle Hypertonie)</a><br />
<a href="http://www.uni-protokolle.de/nachrichten/id/100530/">Gegen Bluthochdruck hilft statt Medikation auch Meditation</a><br />
<a href="http://www.schattenblick.de/infopool/medizin/fakten/mz2fo779.html">Warum zu viel Salz den Blutdruck erhöht (Uni Heidelberg)</a><br />
<a href="http://www.schattenblick.de/infopool/medizin/fakten/mz2fo779.html"></a></span></span></p>
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<link>http://secretwave101.wordpress.com/?p=255</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:06:53 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[DON&#8217;T YOU DIE ON ME, JOHNNY!!
Hollywood - ever scavenging for dramatic and at least obliquely ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>DON'T YOU DIE ON ME, JOHNNY!!</p>
<p>Hollywood - ever scavenging for dramatic and at least obliquely true material - loves the precordial thump.  The "thump" is basically a whomp on the chest when someone has had  a heart attack.  How cool.  How many times in your life can you physically assault someone and then be regaled as a hero for it later?  Kinda the Dr. Jekyll + Mr. Hyde amalgam of the medical world.  Melt evil and goodness into one fantastic smashing fist on a dead man's chest and viola...you saved a life.</p>
<p><a href="http://secretwave101.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/barfight.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-256 alignright" style="float:right;" src="http://secretwave101.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/barfight.jpg" alt="" width="319" height="216" /></a>Of course, you could just get sued for it.  Or maybe prosecuted.  The next time you're in a bar fight, you might try the Precordial Thump defense (the bastard half-cousin of the Temporary Insanity defense).  "Yeah, so I hit 'im.  So what?  I thought he was dyin'.  I was giving the jerk a precordial thump."</p>
<p>"But he's missing teeth."</p>
<p>"Well, I aimed too high."</p>
<p>Anyway, probably the thing that movies and T.V. most often get wrong is that CPR - especially with The Thump - pretty much never works.  If it DOES work, it needs to have been successful reallyreallyreallyreally soon after the patient collapsed.  Some people say 10 minutes.  I think it's actually more like 4.  They may come around after 4 minutes, but they will have permanent brain damage of varying severity.</p>
<p>I've recently found myself sucked into the "Lost" T.V. show vortex (thanks to my wife, an ardent fan).  I'm still working my way through the first season, which involves a bunch of people who are planwrecked on a South Pacific Island.  Most annoying about the show is that there are in fact really crummy waves, which makes no sense to me, since I constantly dream of head-high barrels surrounding every S. Pac Island (all 10,000 of them) at all times.  They might as well show me some great waves.</p>
<p><a href="http://secretwave101.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/save-charlie.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-257 alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://secretwave101.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/save-charlie.jpg?w=200" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a>Anyway, there's a doctor among the castaways and he helps out the sick people whenever he can.  Often the medicine is realistic and/or simplistic enough to be enjoyable.  But at one point he found one of his fellow castaways in a tree - hung by a bad guy.  It took a few minutes just for the doc and his super-model gorgeous sidekick with eternally perfect makeup hair and lighting despite the remote island locale...to cut him down.  Then the doc proceeds to pound this guy on the chest repeatedly for A LONG TIME.  And (I shouldn't be spoiling anything here since Season 1 was 4 years ago), he saved the guy.  No brain damage.  Talking by the end of the show.</p>
<p>Not realistic.  For many reasons.  Works for Hollywood, though.  Bugged me, of course.</p>
<p>So here's the deal.  Thumps can be used when the heart needs electricity, which isn't all the time.  The most common type of heart rhythm that needs electricity is ventricular fibrillation, when the ventricles are trying to pump, but doing a bad job of it.  They're basically quivering.  But they're responding to electricity and doing what they can to get blood out into the body.  The most likely heart rhythm after prolonged asphyxiation is  going to be asystole.  No heart beat at all.  Dead.  Flatline.  You could plug that heart into a city power plant and it wouldn't help.</p>
<p>Precordial thumps generate about 20 Joules of energy.  It isn't much more than the static zap you get from walking around a Sasquatch rug in your socks.  By contrast, we give at least 200J of energy in defibrillation shocks.  These days, we usually give even more than that.  So the only time you can really hope for the thump to work is immediately following the heart attack.  At that point, the heart may only need just need a little jump-start.  The blood isn't acidic yet, and everything is still kinda holding together.  Even a few minutes later and El Thumpo will be nothing more than a weak legal defense to get out of a bar fight.</p>
<p>A more useful time to have used the thump may have been with the recent heart attack and death of Tim Russert, the journalist icon who collapsed in the sound studio while at work.  His co-workers did everything they should have, including starting CPR and calling 911.  And the paramedics tried real defibrillation unsuccessfully.  But a thump may have helped because Russert's collapse was <em>witnessed, </em>which means the small 20J jolt would have arrived almost immediately after his heart rhythm had switched.  Also, the myocardium (heart muscle) usually goes into ventricular fibrillation first, then progresses to asystole a bit later.  Russert was in Vfib when the paramedics arrived.</p>
<p><a href="http://secretwave101.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hollywood1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-259 alignright" style="float:right;" src="http://secretwave101.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/hollywood1.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>The thump probably won't help anyone ever.  In a thousand thumps, probably about 1/3 of a human actually benefitted from it.  It's more theory than realism and isn't even taught in CPR or advanced CPR classes.  But if you see someone drop, they have an open airway and they have no pulse...punching them in the chest might be justified.  It probably won't help, of course, and might get you sued or thrown in jail.</p>
<p>That said, if someone happens to film your medical heroics, you could always send the tape out to Southern California.  Who knows...you might end up on T.V.</p>
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<link>http://hirnra.wordpress.com/?p=99</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 16:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Max</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Hui mein Blog verkommt zu einem Videoblog  . Nein, im Ernst, heute gibt es ein unendlich geniales Vi]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hui mein Blog verkommt zu einem Videoblog ;-) . Nein, im Ernst, heute gibt es ein unendlich geniales Video, das für manche bestimmt nicht so lustig ist, wie für andere. Denn es ist eine Darstellung eines Professors über verschiedene Krankheitsbilder des Herzens. Das ist in der Rettungsdienstausbildung ein, äh sagen wir mal, stinklangweiliges Thema und war auch das Thema bei meiner mündlichen Prüfung. Aber wenn man ziemlich trockenen Stoff so aufbereiten kann wie der folgende Doktor, finde ich das genial. Die Arme stellen die Vorhöfe der Herzens dar, die Beine die Kammern. Und nun viel Spass!</p>
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<p>Und direkt daneben, nur einen Klick entfernt auf Youtube dieses Video. Bestimmt schonmal gesehen, aber immer noch spitze. Sie wird ja schließlich nur fürs Aussehen bezahlt. Und das tut sie, soweit ich das beurteilen kann, ziemlich gut.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Friday Update]]></title>
<link>http://endochick.wordpress.com/?p=48</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 13:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>endochick</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Just thought I would blog a quick update before tackling my assignment of the day, which I think wil]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just thought I would blog a quick update before tackling my assignment of the day, which I think will be Creative Nonfiction. I only have two left in that class. I finished Fiction the other day, and boy did that feel good. :-) It's nice to see the end of one of these tunnels I'm going down. lol</p>
<p>OK UPDATE:</p>
<p><strong>Tuesday -</strong> I believe I blogged already about my horrible day of<a href="http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=4749" target="_blank"> syncope</a> and <a href="http://www.healthscout.com/ency/68/337/main.html" target="_blank">near syncope </a>experiences and the moron doctor. After running the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ECG" target="_blank">EKG</a> and reviewing the holter moniter he concludes that it's not my heart but my brain doing this - more specifically likely dysautonomia or seizures or something to that affect. In all honesty, I think this case is so out of his ballpark it scares the crap out of him and he was just trying to get me out of his office.</p>
<p><strong>Wednesday -</strong> I got to work because he never said I couldn't. Yeah, people object when I get there. "You shouldn't be driving around until you know if you're not going to black out!" Well, duh, but what choice do I have? Now really? I know for a fact they won't call in a sub last minute. They just won't. But all is well, for the most part. I do have a tiny moment while sitting on the gym floor. My heart begins to race and so I excuse myself to the bathroom and get drink of ice water from the fountain. I sit down and take some deep breath and just close my eyes. It's very cold in the hall way and thankfully, it passes quickly. I still feel a little strange, but never get worse. Later that night I'm sitting on the couch watching <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0480242/" target="_blank">Dan in Real Life</a> - a funny, lighthearted romantic comedy movie. The kids are over to their aunts. The house is quiet. My husbands on the computer. And I'm watching the movie, enjoying it and relaxing when all of a sudden my heart starts racing very fast, and I feel like I'm being pulled down. It takes about ten minutes to pass and I feel like I could literally white out twice during the whole episode but don't. My husband makes me finish the movie from our bed, since lying down seems to be the only thing that helps.</p>
<p><strong>Thursday - </strong>A few episodes where my heart started racing or I felt a little light headed but that was it.</p>
<p>My husband e-mailed me yesterday and asked me if I was having a good day. I replied to him: "Yes. I haven't passed out!" He replies that normally someone wouldn't answer that question like that, but seeing as it's coming from me, that's a very appropriate answer. Given the week I've had, if I can say I haven't passed out, then that is good.</p>
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<link>http://spontaneouslyclassy.wordpress.com/?p=39</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 08:25:42 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>spontaneouslyclassy</dc:creator>
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I have just returned from the hospital.  I was discharged with a clean bill of]]></description>
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<p>I have just returned from the hospital.  I was discharged with a clean bill of health.  My EKG was "perfect" as the doctor said, my blood pressure was 131/75 and my blood sugar was 89.  Great, I'm not having a heartattack and I am not diabetic (this was an initial concern dude to the fact that my dad is dabetic and I was incredibly thirsty upon arrival to the ER)  So, since I am in good health, what brought me there?</p>
<p>Well, I went to bed early to try and get back on a normal sleep schedule because staying up until 4am and not waking up until noon or later was getting ridiculous and I need to do something with my life.  So, I hit the hay after 10 and off to dreamland I go.</p>
<p>Fast forward to about 12:20am and I woke up..I figured it was because my body was just not ready to sleep...so on to facebook I go and I just felt completely disoriented...I thought it was because I woke up and hadn't adjusted to it yet.  Back to bed I go.  I was determined to get a good night sleep.</p>
<p>Laying in bed, my disorientation just doesn't go away.  I knew something was wrong...I could feel that I was just starting to get anxious...and if last time this happened was any indication, my heart would began to start racing momentarily.  I decided to walk upstairs, use the bathroom and I would be good.</p>
<p>I am just about to the bathroom and instead I go in to tell my mom..because she is a mom and she will fix it (I may very well be 22 years old, but my mom can still fix it all).  I wake her up out of what I am sure was a deep sleep and tell her my heart is racing.  She gets up, wakes my dad and tells him we need to go to the ER.  My dad is curious as to what is going on, my mom feels my heart and says that it is indeed racing and we should probably go.  I go to change and am ready to go, because at this point, I just want to not feel like I am...I don't know how to describe it, I don't feel sick it is almost like an anxious feeling.  I grab a water and head out the door.  That water was gone in seconds..and suddenly my mouth is incredibly dry and I can't get enough to drink.</p>
<p>We arrive at the ER, I tell the lady my heart is racing they take me into room, it isn't an exam room, it's the room before that, they ask you questions about your health, how tall you are, weight..things like that.  The guy took my pulse (it was 126..in case you aren't aware...this is definitely NOT normal).  The doctor comes into the room and says we need to move to and exam room (room #2 if you are wondering) because an ambulance was on its way in.</p>
<p>I am in the room, and that damn glass of water cannot stay full enough.  They continue the questions to try and figure out what my issue is.  In comes Deb, a very nice lady, to hook me up to an EKG machine.  Now..if you have been lucky enough to NEVER have had to get hooked up to one of these machines...you aren't missing out.  They take these..'conductors' and stick them..ALL over you..one one each ankle..5 around your heart..and a few others spread across your chest. and then they have to take these cords and hook them to they sticky things to get a reading.  It isn't painful at all..there is just a lot of wires and it is incredibly annoying.</p>
<p>Anyways, back to the story...they get my EKG print out and Deb takes it to the doctor (Dr. Kim).  He comes back in and he said that it was, and I quote "perfect."</p>
<p>Dr. Kim then sat down and started asking my questions about my life and am I happy and have I been having racing thoughts..or thoughts of suicide (I have not) and I answer him.  And I tell him I am just stressed about not having a job..yadda..whatever.  Dr. Kim says, he just thinks that I am stressed with everything and he was going to get me some Valium so that I could relax, but also take my blood sugar because I am so thirsty and he wants to make sure I am not diabetic.</p>
<p>Deb comes back in with the testing thing that you use to test your blood sugar.  She takes mine, it is 89..this is apparently really good.  Dr. Kim comes back in and asks if I am feeling better..I am (hell if you give ANYONE 2 Valium..you better believe they are gonna be feeling better).  He gives me and my mom a printout to read about anxiety...guess what one of the symptoms is...dry mouth!</p>
<p>Turns out, I suffered from what I would consider a mild/sever anxiety attack.  He writes me a prescription for Valium for me to take AS needed if this situation were to arise again.  By this time..the Valium..hits me and I just want to sleeeeeeep.</p>
<p>After all was said and done, all is well.  I am relaxed...calm and tired.  I am thankful that I am healthy.  On a final note, I would like to address the ER:</p>
<p>Dear ER,</p>
<p>You and I have got to stop meeting like this.  It seems that it always ends with my hooked up to and EKG machine fearing for my life.</p>
<p>Thank you for your cooperation.</p>
<p>[sC]</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Dinoszaurusz]]></title>
<link>http://dew3yl.wordpress.com/?p=100</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:52:33 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dew3yl</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Akárcsak a cím is mondja ma a dinoszauruszokról lesz szó. Igaz nem a Júra kori gyíkokról, han]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Akárcsak a cím is mondja ma a dinoszauruszokról lesz szó. Igaz nem a Júra kori gyíkokról, hanem napjain dinóiról. Ezeknek van egy nagy előnye: nem kell paleontológusnak lenni ahhoz, hogy megértse őket az ember, elég ha megvan vagy 17-18 éves. Igaz számomra is nagyon vicces a hülye Chio reklám, mikor mondja csacsi öreg papó, hogy sajnálja a régi dolgokat, amiből már nem maradt semmi (igazából nagymamára gondol) és egy Chio sültkrumplitól meggondolja magát és happy az egész család. Ezzel együtt nekem is kezd egy ilyesmi érzésem lenni mostanában, mondjuk egy éve kábé. Szerintem miután elmondom, hogy miért mások is ráeszmélnek, hogy velük is így van, csak nem vették észre.<!--more--><br />
Igaz a film és egyébb műsorok közbeni reklámot utálom, de egyébként nincs bajom velük. Ha nem jó elkapcsolok, ha tetszik megnézem és ha nagyon állat, akkor pedig letöltöm. Egy reklám hatására döntöttem el, hogy megírom ezt a bejegyzést is. Lehet van aki ismeri a Kubut. Ez valami répás, paradicsomos ital. Sok vitaminnal, blah blah blahhh. A lényeg, hogy olyan kis csecsemős üvegben volt eddig. Most – gondolom, hogy – feles műanyag palackban lehet kapni. De ez nem egy mezei műanyag palack. Áh, dehogy. És nem is flakon. Nem, nem. Ez KALANDPALACK! Már nem elég, hogy ha iszod ezt a szart akkor egy medvét látsz, amelyik után kényszeresen szaladsz a dombtetőre, hogy kitűzd a zászlót és után hipp-hopp ott terem minden gyépés barátod és örültök a semminek. Ez már kevés. Még nem jött el az idő, arra sem, hogy a light verziót kiadják – például görög-dinnyével, mivel abban sok a víz – és még a gold vagy blue színvariációkra sem érett meg a termék. Ellenben a PR csoportot valamiért fizetik, tehát dolgozzanak. És megszületett az ötlet: kalandpalac. Magyarán ha az egykortyi üdítőt a hülyegyerek valami miatt nem itta meg egyből és elejtette, akkor szomorú lett a maci. Ezért íme a spanyol viasz, az ütésálló műanyag palack. Micsoda ötlet. Már csak egy jó név és hegy következik az eladások EKG-ján.<br />
Be kell vallanom, hogy engem is elkapott a gépszíj: eszem/iszom a Danone Activiát. Hogy jót tesz-e azt nem tudom, mivel hűséges vagyok hozzá és minden nap fogyasztom. Igaz bajom sincs, de hogy miatta vagy sem, nincs hogy kideríteni. Igazából nem merem abbahagyni. De nem is ez a lényeges, hanem a benne lévő élőflórás aktív joghurtkúltura. Régen ezt bifidusz eszenzisnek hívták, de ez már nem menő. Olyan hétköznapivá vált. Túl lapos. Valami új kell, valami frankón parasztvakító név. És mint mindannyiszor már valamelyik reklámszakembernek volt egy nagy ötlete: bifidusz aktiregulárisz. Ez már sokkal jobb tényleg. Sokkal kifejezőbb és már jobban is érzem a hatását. Egyszerűen fantasztikus. (Ugyan az a szar csak más névvel, aki tényleg érez különbséget az orosz rulettezzen egy sörétessel!)<br />
Nem vagyok én kapitalizmus ellenes, sem anti-reklámos és semmi hasonló. Csináljanak bármit amit akarnak, ha nem tetszik úgyse nézem és nem veszem meg csak azért, hogy meglegyen. Ha mégis haszontalan dolgokat vásárolnák, csupán azért mert az illető cég képes nekem eladni rábeszéléssel, akkor meg úgy kell nekem.<br />
Még egy kis kiégészítés-szerűség a végére. Az MB100-as sztorihoz megvan mindem (bennünk élő élmény és videók) már csak a lustaság hátráltatja a bejegyzés(ek) megszületését. Tehát csak türelem és megértés.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Fun With EKGs, Again]]></title>
<link>http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/?p=178</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 11:00:07 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Wanderer</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ll be having fun with junctional rhythms and AV pacemakers.  This is only because I was abl]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We'll be having fun with junctional rhythms and AV pacemakers.  This is only because I was able to snag a couple of strips that illustrate these particular rhythms very well.  It is rare to get strips as clear as these, and in the case of junctional rhythms, rare (at least for me) to see them all that frequently.</p>
<p><strong>***Caution!  Educational Material Ahead!***</strong></p>
<p>Click <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU">here</a> to avoid said educational content.</p>
<p>OK, that out of the way, here goes...</p>
<p>Junctional Ryhthms</p>
<p>Usually an escape rhythm initiated by the junction (hence junctional...) at the AV node, a back-up if you will for when the normal conduction of the heart is altered.  In the strip below, the patient had undergone an EPS and targeted ablation for recurrent atrial fibrillation.  They had been throwing everything thing from junctional escape beats, straight junctional, accelerated junctional, junctional tachycardia, idioventricular beats and ventricular pacing.   To define:</p>
<p>Junctional Escape Beat: 1-2 beats, originated in the AV node, rate is 40-60 bpm.<br />
Junctional Escape: 3 or mores beats, in other words, continuous junctional beats, again rate of 40-60 bpm.<br />
Accelerated Junctional: 60-100 bpm, where the AV junction has taken over as the primary pacemaker.<br />
Junctional Tachycardia: &#62;100bpm, again where the junction is the primary pacemaker.<br />
Premature Junctional Beats: same as escape beats, but earlier than expected.  QRS morphology is usually different as well, like a PVC.</p>
<p>How to spot:<br />
Usually has "normal" QRS structure with either a PR interval &#60;0.12s, a missing P wave (buried in the QRS) or a retrograde P wave appearing after the QRS.</p>
<p>What it means:  something ain't right, as in, "that boy ain't right."  Something is causing the conduction system to be slightly out of whack, or if you're a carpenter, half a bubble off.  In his case, they had probably caused some collateral damage in the process of targeting his aberrant foci during his ablation, in fact, when asked if he wanted to do anything, the doc pretty much said he was expecting some weirdness from this patient and just to watch him.  This can also be caused by drug (dig anyone?) toxicity, 'lyte imbalances, ischemia, even trauma - we see a lot of rhythm disturbances on our folks post-valve surgery.</p>
<p>So here it is:</p>
<p><a href="http://lostonthefloor.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/aj_ekg1.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-180" src="http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/aj_ekg1.jpg" alt="" width="647" height="119" /></a></p>
<p>We're looking a accelerated junctional, maybe junctional tach.  Notice the 5th and 12th beats look a little different, both I and the tech were calling these PJCs, although they may be PVCs.  Also notice the retrograde P-waves popping up after the QRS.  The other strip, which I left at work showed the true anarchy of the patent's rhythm.  This looks good comparatively.  Hemodynamically, he was stable, just every 10 minutes or so, the tech would come up to the nurse with a new strip to show how his rhythm kept changing.  She just kept looking at him like, "uhh, OK, I'm looking at what now?"  Like I said, we don't see this all that much.  He was supposed to go back to the lab for a 3rd ablation, but the general consensus among us was that they needed to adjust his pacer and wipe out the node completely, but hey, we're just nurses, right?</p>
<p>Pacemaker Goodness</p>
<p>While a full AV pacemaker is not as rare, this particular example was just too pretty to pass up.</p>
<p><a href="http://lostonthefloor.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/av_ekg.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-181" src="http://lostonthefloor.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/av_ekg.jpg" alt="" width="647" height="106" /></a></p>
<p>Beautiful clear spikes with the correct waves following right behind.  I love it when a plan comes together.</p>
<p>I'll see if I can track down the strip that showed nearly every rhythm the patient was throwing that night.  Until then, back to our regularly schedule non-educational programming.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Things I don't like]]></title>
<link>http://mulberrystreet.wordpress.com/?p=397</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 03:03:52 +0000</pubDate>
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<p>After an exceptional day in the operating room, I realize this list is definitely due, and perhaps will be added to over time.  It focuses on my dislikes at the hospital.</p>
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<li>Standing on power cords.  This robs me of my sense of stability and balance.  It's remarkably uncomfortable.</li>
<li>Trying to put a forced-air warming blanket on a patient after the surgeons have draped.  Although this causes me no direct pain, it is amazingly annoying and inconvenient, especially compared to how easy it is to put on the warming blanket before draping.</li>
<li>Pushy surgeons. Surgeons are pushy for a number of reasons, but they usually fall under the categories of 1) Shortsightedness, 2) Rudeness, and 3) Bullheadedness.  I will further explore these in proceeding bullet points.</li>
<li>1) Shortsightedness.  Often surgeons are pushy because they want to get the case started.   They believe that the extra ten minutes it took me to get an EKG before bringing the patient in the room because their patient was not adequately prepared is somehow MY delay and this gives them the right to be pushy.  They do not realize that I am trying to HELP them take care of the patient, that it is THEIR fault the patient was not adequately prepared (Why is it so hard for a medical doctor to realize that a patient with coronary artery disease needs an EKG before surgery???), and that if something bad happens because a patient was not adequately prepared, it is MY fault legally because I succumbed to their pushiness.</li>
<li>2) Rudeness.  This happens far less often than it used to, but I'm still amazed at how a surgeon will stroll in and INTERRUPT my interview with a patient without even acknowledging me.  I am a physician, and this shows absolutely no respect. I have a policy now of either saying, "Excuse me, you just interrupted me," or just leaving, telling the surgeon on my way out, "I guess I'll come back when you're finished."  This will usually bring an apology.</li>
<li>3) Bullheadedness.  Please do not tell me that I need to transfuse blood or start an arterial line when any anesthesiologist would balk at exposing a patient to unnecesary risk.  If you understood the valid medical reasons for doing things that anesthesiologists do, and if you presented such a reason in a nonconfrontational way, then sure, we can talk about it and consider it.  But when you are bullheaded about wanting me to do something stupid, and I choose to be neither bullheaded nor passive-aggressive back to you, then that is not time to persist in your bullheadedness.</li>
<li>Loud noise.  Today we had jackhammers in an adjacent floor for the better part of the day.  The subway workers manage to work at night and the weekends...why can't hospital construction workers?</li>
<li>Loud noise.  Nurses with loud voices deserve their own bullet point.</li>
<li>Loud noise.  Surgeons with loud iPods get another bullet point of their own.</li>
<li>Lack of awareness.  There are critical times in surgery.  I do my best to focus with the surgeons at these times.  From my end, induction of and emergence from general anesthesia are critical times.  This is not the time to laugh and joke and turn up your iPod.  I will ask you to turn it down.  And I notice the surgeons who stand quietly and attentively at the bedside while I induce and intubate a patient.  Often, those are the surgeons I would choose to send my family to.</li>
<li>Making a mockery of safety.  During the surgical "time-out", I stop what I'm doing and actively listen, often voicing agreement afterward.  Surgeons who do the time-out with the attentiveness of a 6-year-old in church scare me.  They seem to think that operating on the wrong side of the body is a thing that happens to Other Surgeons.</li>
<li>Nurses who do not listen during report.  I may have just spent eight hours ensuring that a patient lives through anesthesia and surgery.  I may have even made a little extra effort to make them wake up without pain and nausea.  Sometimes I take steps to prevent untoward cardiac and pulmonary complications.  If I feel like it, I manage the patient's fluid balance and blood counts.  I listen constantly to the beating of their heart, I watch the contours of their arterial pulsatility, I monitor the electrical activity of the heart.  I pad pressure points.  I secure arms so they don't fall.  I paralyze patients and reverse the paralysis.  I make sure necks stay neutral.  I tape eyes closed--sometimes with lubricant inside--to make sure their are no corneal abrasions.  I suction out the stomach to prevent nausea and aspiration.  I measure urine output.  I keep my patient warm.  I comfort and assure patients immediately before surgery.  I answer questions.  I introduce myself to family members.  If after doing all these things I want to take two minutes to tell you about OUR patient, please take the time to listen closely.  After all, I might tell you something important.</li>
<li>The Emergency Department.  This is the most chaotic, most terrible place in the hospital.  I cannot imagine my hospital's ED ever being called secure, controlled, stable, or peaceful.  There are sick bays.  There are stretchers lining the halls.  There are large families crowded around loved ones.  There are people there for marginal complaints.  One's attention is constantly pulled from one thing to another.  Here, one will encounter that ghastly combination of ADHD physicians, type A aggressive nurses, puking patients, blunt security guards, and a constant, rumbling cacophany.</li>
<li>Lack of professionalism.  Just because you are a surgeon doesn't mean you need to curse in every sentence.  Just because you are a surgeon doesn't mean you need to talk about your sexual conquests in the operating room.  Just because you are a surgeon doesn't mean you need to talk about how your patient is too fat, too hairy, too ugly, or too annoying.  I will stand up for my patient.</li>
<li>Scrubs that do not fit well.  Just because more than 50% of Americans are overweight does not mean that scrubs should be designed in "square" proportions.  (Small = small waist and short legs, XL = huge waist and long legs.)  I cannot stand bunching up my wasteband and a crotch seam that comes down to my knees; nor can I stand legs that are too short.</li>
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<p>Wow.  This post is far longer than I intended it to be.  The feelings just kept coming!  And the picture, if you're wondering, relates to the last bullet-point.  I thought it was worth a smile!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[ABC of Clinical Electrocardiography]]></title>
<link>http://bookstor4u.wordpress.com/?p=82</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 19:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
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ABC of Clinical Electrocardiography
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<title><![CDATA[Poked and Prodded]]></title>
<link>http://shaggy17.wordpress.com/?p=116</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 24 May 2008 04:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>shaggy17</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Today after lunch, I went over to the campus health center and saw a doctor. I&#8217;m not sick or a]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today after lunch, I went over to the campus health center and saw a doctor. I'm not sick or anything but it was something that I had been meaning to do for a while now that I have student privileges again. I told them about my last fainting incident and they took my blood pressure and temp and all that standard stuff. Then the nurse led me over to the lab and took two vials of blood. One of them was for STD testing on account of my trip to Amsterdam. I don't think I caught anything but I wanted to be sure. Anyway, the second vial of blood they took was to test my liver and kidneys. I thought I was all done until they told me to pee in a cup. That could have been much messier then it ended up. Lastly they took me into a room and hooked me up to an EKG which I've never had done before. Everything apparently came out ok. That wasn't too bad except for the two milf-ish nurses assisting while I had my shirt off. I think some parts of my body look good but my pectorals aren't one of them. The doctor's prognosis was that I passed out as a result of a spasm that affect a nerve cluster in my chest. It is common and can be triggered my anything from sneezing to pissing. I didn't think it was a serious reason, I just needed a pretext to go and get tested. I should be fine.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[ KURSUS EKG (Elektrokardiografi)]]></title>
<link>http://fkunsoed01.wordpress.com/?p=12</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 17 May 2008 13:01:55 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>fkunsoed01</dc:creator>
<guid>http://fkunsoed01.wordpress.com/?p=12</guid>
<description><![CDATA[14-15 Juni 2008, 12-13 Juli 2008, 9-10 Agustus 2008, 11-12 Okt 2008
Lokasi : Wisma Bidakara (Rs. Jan]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>14-15 Juni 2008, 12-13 Juli 2008, 9-10 Agustus 2008, 11-12 Okt 2008<br />
<span style="text-decoration:underline;"><strong>Lokasi : Wisma Bidakara (Rs. Jantung Harapan Kita) Slipi</strong></span><br />
<strong>Jam : 08.00- 17.00 WIB</strong></p>
<p><strong>Biaya : Rp. 850.000,-</strong><br />
<strong>Per 1 Juli 2008 harga pelatihan ECG Rp. 1.000.000,-</strong></p>
<p><strong>Dapat dibayarkan melalui :</strong><br />
BUKOPIN Cab. FKUI<br />
No. Rek. 0601880494 a.n HANANTO. A, DR (CDC-FKUI)</p>
<p><strong>Pendaftaran Via SMS :<br />
</strong>Sms-kan nama lengkap, telp yang bisa dihubungi, jadwal keikutsertaan pelatihan ke nomor : 081 317 424 420</p>
<p><strong>Pendaftaran Langsung :<br />
</strong>Sekretariat CDC-FKUI<br />
Gedung FKUI Lt. 2<br />
Jl. Salemba Raya No. 6 Jakarta Pusat<br />
Telp/Fax (021) 3910408</p>
<p><strong>Contact Person :<br />
Yani, 081317424420<br />
E-mail : </strong><a href="mailto:cdcfk@fk.ui.ac.id"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">cdcfk@fk.ui.ac.id</span></strong></a><br />
<a href="http://www.cdc.fk.ui.ac.id/www.cdc.fk.ui.ac.id"><strong><span style="color:#000000;">www.cdc.fk.ui.ac.id</span></strong></a></p>
<p><strong><em>Note :<br />
*Pembayaran paling lambat 1 bulan sebelum hari H pelatihan, lewat dari tanggal tersebut tanpa konfirmasi ke sekretariat dianggap mengundurkan diri.</em> </strong></p>
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<title><![CDATA[ADHD Medications and Heart Tests]]></title>
<link>http://psychrn.wordpress.com/2008/05/13/adhd-medications-and-heart-tests/</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 02:34:00 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Before you let a teacher or school counselor bully you and your child into starting a medication for]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Before you let a teacher or school counselor bully you and your child into starting a medication for <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADHD">ADHD</a>.  Be aware, a new recommendation from the <a href="http://www.americanheart.org/presenter.jhtml?identifier=1200000">American Heart Association</a> is recommending all children on stimulants or being considered for stimulants need heart tests.  The test is not invasive, a simple <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EKG">EKG or ECG</a>, will determine whether your child is free from cardiac complications related to the stimulant medication.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.news-medical.net/?id=37582" target="_blank"><span style="font-family:Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;font-size:small;">Studies have shown that stimulant medications like those used to treat ADHD can increase heart rate and blood pressure. These side effects are insignificant for most children with ADHD; however, they're an important consideration for children who have a heart condition. Certain heart conditions increase the risk for sudden cardiac death (SCD), which occurs when the heart rhythm becomes erratic and doesn't pump blood through the body.</span></a></p></blockquote>
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<title><![CDATA[...on Andrew Kelly-Hayes aka Helmut.]]></title>
<link>http://mondaymorningpunter.wordpress.com/?p=34</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>jc</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[One week from tonight a reality television star will be born. Next Tuesday, June 24th, at 9 o’cloc]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p class="MsoNormal">One week from tonight a reality television star will be born.<span> </span>Next Tuesday, June 24<sup>th</sup>, at 9 o’clock, <em>I Survived A Japanese Game Show</em> premieres on the ABC network.<span> </span>Our man Andy is finally coming to primetime!</p>
<p class="MsoNormal">But before I introduce you all to the man, the myth, the legend that is Andrew Kelly-Hayes, I would like to<a href="http://mondaymorningpunter.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/andyinjapan.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-37 alignright" style="float:right;" src="http://mondaymorningpunter.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/andyinjapan.jpg?w=200" alt="" width="200" height="300" /></a> take a moment to delve a little deeper into what this reality show is all about.<span> </span>By now, most of y’all have seen the commercials for <em>I Survived A Japanese Game Show</em> or have heard the word of mouth.<span> </span>What is clear from these ads, and the water-cooler talk, is that the major concept behind this latest reality offering involves running 10 young Americans through the gauntlet of bizarre and hysterical challenges that Japanese game shows are famous for.<span> </span>What has not been made all that clear, however, is that the other major hook in this show is how these 10 contestants navigate through a totally foreign land and culture, as they live and compete together.<span> </span>The early buzz on the show is that the “house mother,” Mamasan, is quite the pisser, and has been described as a “pot-stirrer.” <em>This</em> I like.<span> </span>The fact that some of the show will be devoted to the contestants’ day-to-day in Japan, all under one roof, is fantastic; especially because that will allow the force of nature that is Andy’s personality to come shining through the television, regardless of <em>how</em> the show is edited.<span> </span>Speaking of the editing process, I don’t envy the guy who is in charge of that; for I am sure that there will be some priceless gems from Andy that will inevitably end up on the cutting room floor.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">So now it is time to properly introduce Andrew Kelly-Hayes to you, my faithful readers.<span> </span>Let me start by telling a little story of how we all met this character who became one of our dearest and most loyal friends.<span> </span>It was in early September and the first weekend of the Fall semester way back in 1998, that we threw a legendary, 12-keg, toga party at our off- campus house on Warren Square.<span> </span>We had people manning the door in order to maintain proper crowd control, as well as enforcing the toga dress code.<span> </span>A few hours into the revelry I noticed that a barrel of a man, toga-clad, and sporting a silver helmet securely strapped to his chin, had taken up a post, checking people at the door.<span> </span>My initial reaction was the same as some of my friends, “Who the fuck is <em>this</em> guy, making himself quite at home?”<span> </span>My next thought was, “And what is up with that fuckin’ helmet?”<span> </span>I never really did figure out the whole deal with the helmet.<span> </span>But by the way that Andy <a href="http://mondaymorningpunter.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/silver-helmet.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-38 alignleft" style="float:left;" src="http://mondaymorningpunter.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/silver-helmet.jpg?w=159" alt="" width="159" height="153" /></a>bounds through life, like a runaway freight-train, it is probably a good safety precaution.<span> </span>Years later, when Andy visited me in Connecticut, and we went out one night to Toad’s Place in New Haven, he tried to enter the club with his helmet on.<span> </span>While the bouncer seemed cool enough with the unusual headwear, Andy was rebuffed by the police officer at the door.<span> </span>So Andy did the only thing he could do: he checked his helmet with the coats.<span> </span>You should have seen the look on the coat-check girl’s face.<span> </span>I think her exact words were, “<em>This</em> is a new one.”</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Although my first reaction to this crazy freshman was apprehensive at best, in a matter of hours, Andy had ingratiated himself with our crew; and 10 years later we are happy and proud to call him our friend.<span> </span>Andy has that special way about him: upon meeting him, you wonder if you had known one another in a previous life; because when you meet Andy, he acts and treats you like he’s known you for years.<span> </span>Andy doesn’t have time for that getting-to-know-you bullshit.<span> </span>It’s quite refreshing.<span> </span>He’s the consummate “people person;” and he’s always looking to lend a helping hand.<span> </span>Friends of our friends became Andy’s friends, and remain so.<span> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Over the next few years of college, Andy was at the center of some of the funniest stories you will hear.<span> </span>And in the years since, few things bring me and others more joy than to recount these hilarious events over a beer or two or ten.<span> </span>Here are some of the highlights:</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Next week will not be the first time Andy has appeared in a reality show.<span> </span>During college, he was a contestant on the MTV program called <em>FEAR</em>, in which 6 people must complete a series of tasks, or “dares,” over the course of two nights at a haunted location.<span> </span>Andy, of course, stole the show.<span> </span>In the first clip, Andy is charged with investigating a bathroom where a man was killed.<span> </span>Notice the way Andy comes flying through the door after he completes his dare, and almost knocks over the dude standing near it.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">As Egon Spengler, Ray Stantz, and Peter Venkman will tell you, what Andy meant to say was, “I’ve got my <em>PKE</em>, bitch!” confusing the Psycho Kinetic Energy meter with the more common EKG, which is an acronym for the electrocardiogram that measures the electrical activity of the heart.<span> </span>Close enough; and funny as shit!</p>
<p>And in this second clip from the show, Andy is solely responsible for psyching up his fellow contestant, convincing him to follow through with his spooky task, and thus helping the kid win his share of the prize money.<span> </span>Like I said, Andy is all about helping other people.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">When we in Jamaica, on spring break, after swimming naked under the glass-bottomed boats that frequented the little cove surrounded by a few bars and restaurants, Andy proceeded to run naked up the stairs carved into rocky cliffs, and continued his lap through the ‘Pickled Parrot’ establishment as the patrons cheered him on.<span> </span>From my vantage point, from atop a cliff, as Andy ran through the throngs of people, triumphantly swinging his swim-trunks like a Steelers “Terrible Towel,” it looked like they were doing The Wave as he passed them by.<span> </span>The crowd continued to cheer as Andy finished his streaking by leaping off the highest cliff of the cove.<span> </span>The crowd fell silent as he fell the forty or so feet, still swinging his shorts; only to erupt in a roar of cheer when he safely splashed into the clear blue water below.<span> </span>Classic.<span> </span>Absolutely classic.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">Andy is also quite renowned for his dancing skills as well.<span> </span>For a big man, he is remarkably light on his feet.<span> </span>We all will never forget that time at Leon’s Bar when Andy climbed atop a pool table to perform the “Buffalo Bill” dance from <em>Silence of the Lambs</em>; and then proceeded to fall flat on his face on the dismount, pants still around his ankles.<span> </span>“And <em>you</em> wanna be my latex salesman?”<span> </span>And then there was our wedding; where Andy was tearing up the dance floor like a whirling dervish right before tearing up <em>his pants</em> after performing an impressive split.</p>
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<p class="MsoNormal">So there you have it.<span> </span>This has been just a small slice of the Andy pie; and the stories above merely scratch the surface.<span> </span>And like the following bios on him regarding the show, while I hope to capture his essence, I know I hardly do him justice:</p>
<blockquote><p>" Andrew Kelly-Hayes, a 28-year-old radio sales consultant from Boston, MA. With his hilarious stories and off-the-wall energy, this flip flop-wearing funnyman could be a long-lost Belushi brother. Whether he's schmoozing old ladies at Bingo, harassing strangers while on "Smile Patrol" or joining his college cheerleading team to meet hot girls, Andrew has a reputation for being a nut."</p>
<p>"Originally from Boston, Massachusetts, Andrew Kelly-Hayes is your typical resident funny man. This radio sales consultant has a degree in journalism and communication and is one big ball of energy and humor. He always has a hilarious story up his sleeve to tell an unsuspecting stranger, whether its old ladies at Bingo or hot cheerleaders in college. Indeed, Andrew’s reputation as a nut goes a long way."</p></blockquote>
<p class="MsoNormal">Besides being a really funny, outgoing, fearless guy, he’s also very intelligent, and one of the sweetest, most caring and loyal people you will ever have the pleasure of knowing.<span> </span>So set your TiVos, people, because Andy is coming to primetime.<span> </span>I hope y'all are psyched for the show.<span> </span>And here’s hoping he wins the whole fucking thing, and the 25,965,000 Yen.</p>
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