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Shirtless Wisdom

As we were leaving the Tom Petty concert last night, Shannon could have sworn that Matthew McConaughey was behind us.  While we saw fifty year old women vomitting into their backpacks and people stum… more »

Ruined My Life

The Dickhead List: Football Flip-floppers and other Dumbasses

vc wrote 2 days ago: Here are the top 5 dickheads of the week.  I love some of these guys and I hate some of these guys, … more »

Tags: John McCain, Shannen Doherty, Dickhead, Americans, In The News, Brett Favre, dick cheney, wally joyner, T. Boone Pickens

I <3 The Scorpions

Joe O wrote 2 days ago: Woohoo! With Dolly officially a Hurricane, I’m ready to kick off cable news’ favorite se … more »

Tags: media, hurricane, Illegal Immigration

Dumb American

vc wrote 4 days ago: When I discuss politics with people I know, a lot of them basically tell me that I should just shut- … more »

Tags: Politics, Apathy, Debate, discussion, election, John McCain, President, Republicans

Shirtless Wisdom

dylan555 wrote 1 week ago: As we were leaving the Tom Petty concert last night, Shannon could have sworn that Matthew McConaugh … more »

Tags: Celebrity News, corporate control, Matthew McConaughey, Tom Petty, Concert, Hootie, Superstar

thanks, financial aid — 4 comments

enjolie wrote 2 months ago: for fixing my electronic award form. OH WAIT, never mind, all you did was add a huge portion of mone … more »

Tags: Law School, Thanks, america, credit, Financial Aid, Government Loans, Loans, Money, Stupid People

AMERICA, THE STUPID — 6 comments

virgomonkey wrote 2 months ago: You want to know the best way to put those yanks in their place? Just tell them, “You Amerikka … more »

Tags: Anti-Americanism, blame Canada, Bullies and Cowards, Culture/Sub-Cultures, Current Affairs, America the Stupid, american illeracy, american inventions, american iq

Leave it to the French... — 2 comments

dylan555 wrote 3 months ago: The French know art, cooking, how to relax, etc. One thing they don’t seem to get is freedom o … more »

Tags: Current Events, constitution, censorship, News, 1st Amendment, France, Ban, Government, Anorexia

This Infuriates Me — 22 comments

Laurie Kendrick wrote 3 months ago: This is why I dislike my own. I’m talking about broadcasters. I’ve been gone from the on … more »

Tags: Comedy, Education, Humor, ignorance, Journalism, laurie kendrick, Man On The Street Interviews, News, Politics

Take Our Free 'Awareness Test'

Stubb wrote 4 months ago: Those witty Brits from across the pond are up to it again.  They will stop at nothing to make us Am … more »

Tags: What The Fuck, On My Screen Now, Commentary, British, Cyclists, Illusion, Advertisments

Not Your Average Joe — 4 comments

smilesdavis wrote 4 months ago: http://next-thing.net/?p=1364 … more »

Tags: Humor, Social/Political, Al-Qaede, Funny, middle east, revolution

Smartest Shows My Ass — 1 comment

dylan555 wrote 5 months ago: Once again Yahoo doesn’t get pop culture. They’ve picked the 10 Smartest TV Shows. All I … more »

Tags: WTF, TV, dumb, 1970s, 1980s, Television, Yahoo, The Simpsons, Futurama

Billy Ray Cyrus Apologizes — 3 comments

dylan555 wrote 5 months ago: Billy Ray Cyrus apologized for not wearing a seat belt in his daughter’s shitty movie. I have … more »

Tags: 1980s, Blogosphere, Celebrity News, dipshits, Generation Y sucks, News, shitheads, WTF, android

Miley Cyrus - Shitty Role Model — 1 comment

dylan555 wrote 5 months ago: Over sensitive Baby Boomer News Just In, Miley Cyrus is a shitty role model as reported here. There … more »

Tags: 1980s, Arts & Entertainment, baby boomers are ruining the world, Celebrity News, Kids these days, WTF, bad music, BILLY RAY CYRUS, Fool's Gold

Yahoo, Superwhore of the Interwebs

dylan555 wrote 5 months ago: Or How we Escaped L.A. and Fell into Big Trouble in Shitty Movies I still use Yahoo!for my e-mail be … more »

Tags: Arts & Entertainment, shitheads, Celebrity News, WTF, dipshits, Movies, advertising, corporate control, Yahoo

More Proof...

dylan555 wrote 6 months ago: That Clay Aiken is among the world’s biggest idiots.  He’s getting ready to join the ab … more »

Tags: Celebrity News, Asshole of the Week, I hate CNN, I hate Generation Y, baby boomers are ruining the world, dipshits, dumb, clay aiken, spamalot

Messing with the World — 2 comments

dylan555 wrote 6 months ago: This article illustrates a fine example of screwing with people that I love. By using the TV-B-Gone … more »

Tags: Cause Trouble, I hate CNN, Blogosphere, dumb, corporate control, TV-B-Gone, Television, Public Space, chatter

Are you smarter than an American? — 3 comments

loremipsum wrote 7 months ago: They should rename the game show. The humiliation this woman should feel is beyond words. Here … more »

Tags: America's Demise, Miscellaneous Rambling, New World Order, pop culture, Scene and Herd, Serious Business, dumb-blondes, Idiocracy, Idiocy

CNN is Part of the Propaganda Machine — 6 comments

dylan555 wrote 8 months ago: Why should CNNthink or work at their reporting when they can just publish press releases from the co … more »

Tags: shitheads, I hate CNN, Blogosphere, WTF, News, Cars, fuel efficiency, corporate control, laziness

PR BS From Detroit (or Detroit really doesn't care about hybrids) — 1 comment

dylan555 wrote 8 months ago: Wow, the green car of the year gets a whopping 22mpg! Holy shit, that’s awesome. No wait, that … more »

Tags: Current Events, WTF, dipshits, News, Cars, fuel efficiency, corporate control, Boycott, HYBRID