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Date One With Guy Two

So I had an impromptu date with Guy Two last night.  We were talking about meeting this weekend, but yesterday just happened. 

I wasn’t that nervous.  544 more words

Musings

"Teina-Nator"

This piece is dedicated to my friend Teina, he said he wanted to look like A “Douche Bag” so I made him a typical shirtless guy in a nightclub. 16 more words

Reprimanded

Here’s some irony for ya. 

Last night, I was upset at myself for my douchey attitude while hanging out with coworkers. Mainly because I find one of them attractive and that he likes to chuckle at me like, “Un-fucking-believable” when I say certain shit like, “Yea, I’ve made out with girls. 396 more words

Occupational Therapy

Still Grovelling After All These Years

 

Here I am as a doomed child in like 1969.  Love songs on the radio set me up and any spots they missed The Brady Bunch more than made up for. 334 more words

ACERBIC 2013

I just want to say one thing.

How are you going to harass this poor, beautiful, little girl after the death of her father, such a brilliant man that offered so much to the world in the form of creative intelligence, a men that enriched the lives and minds of millions and touched everybody.   43 more words

This Weekend (Wed-Fri)

Well holy shit. Alcoholic turned 21, so on wednesday we all went to a bar for her first legal drink, a beer that probably weighed more than she did. 396 more words