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Date One With Guy Two

So I had an impromptu date with Guy Two last night.  We were talking about meeting this weekend, but yesterday just happened. 

I wasn’t that nervous.  544 more words



This piece is dedicated to my friend Teina, he said he wanted to look like A “Douche Bag” so I made him a typical shirtless guy in a nightclub. 16 more words


Here’s some irony for ya. 

Last night, I was upset at myself for my douchey attitude while hanging out with coworkers. Mainly because I find one of them attractive and that he likes to chuckle at me like, “Un-fucking-believable” when I say certain shit like, “Yea, I’ve made out with girls. 396 more words

Occupational Therapy

Still Grovelling After All These Years


Here I am as a doomed child in like 1969.  Love songs on the radio set me up and any spots they missed The Brady Bunch more than made up for. 334 more words


I just want to say one thing.

How are you going to harass this poor, beautiful, little girl after the death of her father, such a brilliant man that offered so much to the world in the form of creative intelligence, a men that enriched the lives and minds of millions and touched everybody.   43 more words

This Weekend (Wed-Fri)

Well holy shit. Alcoholic turned 21, so on wednesday we all went to a bar for her first legal drink, a beer that probably weighed more than she did. 396 more words