Although ABBA is contending for the worst musical of quite some time, I think that other artists have yet to contend for the worst musical of all-time. Some possible examples include:

1. Backstreet Boys- Ouch this would be really painful.

2. David Hasselhoff's Musical based on his wildly successful German hits would be very tough to take.

3. Lil Wayne's Lollipop Musical- People get shot which makes it funny, but still rapping white people outside of Eminem would be hard to take.

4. Spice Girls- This would be hard to take. It would never get developed with Posh Spice's expenses on wardrobe anyway.

5. The William Hung Musical would be very short and always off key. I would not worry about it coming out, but if it does be very afraid.

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u doant hassel da Hoff! hee cum foar u!

Did you already know David Hasselhoff's Social Network?!?

W-What does it say there?..."Let's socialize!"?! Hmm..."Get your own David Hasselhoff Social Network badge"?!?

Seriously!? Once again, the Hoff blows my mind.

Graças à internet, perguntas do tipo "Como era a abertura daquela série?" podem ser encerradas rapidinho. É só navegar em sites como o YouTube para passar horas mergulhado na nostalgia. Pra facilitar a sua vida, o Séries Etc. fez uma divertida pesquisa e listou algumas aberturas bacanas para você! Basta clicar no nome das séries abaixo para assistir aos vídeos. De brinde, ainda tem uma galeria de fotos caprichada ao lado. Que tal?

Leia mais e visite as aberturas clicando aqui.

And then go blow up something and eat some hot dogs. Happy 4th everybody!

A segment of Hasselhoff.com has become what the Baywatch alum calls HoffSpace (seriously), complete with individual user profiles, message boards and things like official competitions for videos from fans. (We're readying our submission right now for "Jump In My Car.")

The Hoff also invites fans to add his banner to their MySpace pages (you know, that other social networking thing) and to "Hoff Around The World," or send in pictures of themselves in front of landmarks in their own countries with a sign displaying the slogan in the hopes of being chosen as the best and receiving a "personalized Hoff Bag!"

But HoffSpace could never compare to the truly wondrous features already on his site. There are the games ("Where's Hoff?", Hoff Invaders, Hoff Frogger, Pac Hoff and Stunt Hoff) and a list of "Hoffisms" that includes "Hoffalicious", "To Hoff or Not to Hoff" and "Ferris Buellers Day Hoff". I'm not ashamed to say that Pac Hoff is going to get heavy play on my computer. And yes, it features a little Hoff head in place of Pacman.

If you can't get enough David Hasselhoff (and really who can?) then you'll be psyched to hear about the actor's own social networking site called "HoffSpace." Thank goodness for Switched.com which alerts the public about such notable happenings (full story).

Oh, and if you and "The Hoff" are good friends, here are some alternative names you can throw out when conversing with the Big Guy: "The Hoffenhessen, The Hoffetron, The Hoffster" (Thanks to Wikipedia for that enlightenment).

Let's not forget that The Hoffster also has a great career as a musician...in other countries. The only way the below music video could be better was if there were stock motion shots of "Kit", the car from Knight Rider. Oh, wait, I think there are!

Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee asks Greta Van Sustren about her panties
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Will Smith on Letterman
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Will Smith Part 2
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James McAvoy on The Daily Show
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Danity Kane on Nashville Star
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Seinfeld talks to Larry King about George Carlin
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David Hasselhoff on Craig Ferguson
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Miriam Shaw on Craig Ferguson
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More late night as it becomes available!

De la Bambi incoa nu am crezut ca exista ceva mai penibil. Ei bine, daca mai e cineva care nu a vazut...

"DIE ULTIMATIVE CHART SHOW – DIE ERFOLGREICHSTEN SÄNGER - MADE IN GERMANY"

SASHA, LOU BEGA ODER WOLFGANG PETRY? WER IST DIE NUMMER EINS?
Mit "Made in Germany" können sich nicht nur Produkte schmücken sondern auch Musiker. Doch wer ist der "erfolgreichste Sänger - Made in Germany"? Sasha, Lou Bega oder Wolfgang Petry? Oliver Geissen gibt in einer weiteren Ausgabe seiner "Chart Show" am Freitag, 27. Juni, 20.15 Uhr, die Antwort.

Wer kennt den noch?

Lou Bega - Mambo Number 5 - MyVideo

Wo ist Drafi Deutscher gelandet, wo Hansi Hinterseer oder Jürgen Drews? Hat Stefan Raab Roy Black überholt? Welche Platzierung haben David Hasselhoff und Lou Bega erreicht, Künstler, bei denen man nicht sofort deutsche Produzenten vermuten würde?

Quelle: RTL

In Einspielfilmen gibt es ein Wiedersehen mit Jürgen Drews, Wolfgang Petry und Scatman John. Als Showacts sind Lou Bega, Peter Schilling, Bernd Clüver, Joachim Witt und Heino dabei. Und Sasha singt seinen Hit "Coming Home"! Auf der Couch sitzen Sonja Zietlow, Dirk Bach und Thomas M. Stein. Doch wer ist der "erfolgreichste Sänger - Made in Germany"?

Quelle / Vollkontakt: RTL

Warning: Make sure the volume is at a reasonable level. I hope our European audience isn't too put off by my big American laugh. You can listen to this week's roundtable here.

Today our female correspondent, Brillen, has a story of geek oppression by an older sister. Enjoy!

Hollywood recently released another film version of The Incredible Hulk. I’m not sure why. The Ang Lee version was certifiably bonkers but usually they wait a few decades before trying a reboot.

Anyhow one good thing from the new film was that SciFi ran a marathon of the old TV show. As I watched the episodes again for probably the first time in two decades, I kept thinking of the following three questions:

1. Why do the Hulk’s pants never rip off? (An eternal question to confused kids everywhere)

2. Why is David Banner such a klutz?

3. How many cars did Jack McGee lose in pursuit of the Hulk?

These questions have been pondered by some before, my remaining question pertains strictly to a peculiar fact of my childhood- why my older sister constantly accused me of having a crush on Bill Bixby?

Now don’t get me wrong, Bill was a decent looking chap, a fine actor and all that but it wasn’t like I doodled “I heart Bill” all over my coloring books. But my sister always had a habit of claiming that I had crushes on people just to get under my skin (which was effective since I was shy and easily mortified). Usually while I was watching one Incredible Hulk episode or another and she wanted to change the channel, she’d start in on how much I loved Bill Bixby, that I wanted to marry him and I would try to concentrate on whatever poor wall Lou Ferrigno was destroying and wish that wall was my sister. When I was seven, one Bixby related taunting got me so angry, that I went in my room and slammed the door so hard that I knocked a framed poster off the wall. The glass shattered and my favorite teddy bear poster (don’t laugh!) was destroyed. The Hulk’s rage claimed yet another victim.

After she got bored of targeting Bill as the fake object of my girlish affections she’d switch to another (never actually landing though on an actor I actually liked at the time ie Tom Wopat- I remind you it was 1985) - the other two most frequent mentions being David Hasselhoff and Levar Burton. I admit there is some humor in accusing someone of having a crush on the Hoff (and I have actually met some who had a real true life crush on the man. No lie!) but she managed to ruin many an episode of Knight Rider and Reading Rainbow with her taunts.

This was all brought up again as I watched the Incredible Hulk marathon a few weeks ago. I came home early and I stumbled into a strange episode where David Banner and Jack McGee were trapped on the side of a mountain and Banner was dragging McGee around on the wing of a plane. Oddly Banner’s face was covered completely in gauze the entire time and he had lost his memory. McGee couldn’t tell he was in fact David Banner and was calling him John Doe.

Since I came in half way through the episode, I was baffled as to what was going on (it took me a minute to remember who McGee was). I googled the episode title “Mystery Man” and found that Hulk aficionados consider this two-parter a classic.

As it happens the next day I was talking to my sister (the same one who did all the taunting) and I mentioned watching the episode.

“I saw that too! What the hell was going on there? I couldn’t figure it out.”

“I think they were in a plane crash and David Banner had amnesia.”

“Is that why he had bandages on his face?”

“I think so. Those must have been annoying to act in”

“Oh you just didn’t like that you couldn’t see his face”

“Don’t start that again. I’m still pissed about my poster.

“That was your own fault.”

“Why did you start that by the way? The crush on Bill Bixby thing”

“Well . . .it’s because I kinda had a crush on him.”

“What?!?”

“I kinda had a crush on him.”

“You jerk! You rotten, rotten jerk!”

“You know on the show he was all tormented and sad. . . you know that’s how Iike ‘em.” That was true.

“So David Hasselhoff . . .”

“No I did not like David Hasselhoff.”

“Levar Burton?”

“No I didn’t like Levar Burton either. Although you did.”

“Oh shut up! You’re unbelievable.”

So I finally had the answer to why my sister tormented me through poor Bill Bixby but as to why the Hulk’s pants never rip off, that is still a question for the ages.

You can also search for specific niche social networks that attract your interest, such as The David Hasselhoff social network (seriously).

An interesting idea from the site is for newlyweds to create to ‘wedsite’ filled with essential info for guests to know before, and after, the wedding. A very cool way to keep in touch, as wedding preparation can be extremely stressful.

The Ning platform doesn’t limit your creativity at all. Unlike other services that offer a “one-size-fits-all” offering, social networks on Ning run on a programmable platform. This means that if you want a feature for your network that’s not available on Ning, you can source it elsewhere – or, if you have the time and the inclination, you can build it yourself.

The site also offers links to the most popular social networks.

So, if the stardard ever-popular networks just aren’t cutting it for you, and you’ve a bit of spare time on your hands, get cracking on your own new social network at Ning! I dare you…

I’ve never been that big of a “T.V. person.” I always prefer to be out and about, doing something instead of being entertained by a big shiny box. So, throwing money every month for an abundance of channels just seems like a waste.

The downside, though, is that when I do feel like vegging out are only a handful of channels to choose from, half of which always seem to show infomercials—the lack of cable cannot stop the power that is HSN!—or televangelists. So, on a Tuesday night in what do the TV gods have for me? That’s right. America’s Got Talent, baby!

First off, for those of you who have never caught this lovely trainwreck, it’s a talent contest a la American Idol. There are judges, a host and open auditions. Only, unlike Fox’s filthy juggernaut, AGT contestants range from singers to pole dancers to baton twirlers and what the fuck was that?!?!

But that’s not the best part. Like any good reality contest, there are the perfect has-been judges: Sharon Osborne, David Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan as the trademark Brit (did I mention the show is produced by Simon Cowell?).  So we’ve got absurd American talent being judged by two people from the U.K. and The Hoff (who, sadly, America wouldn’t really want to claim).  Oh! And it’s hosted by Jerry Springer. So fabulous.

Now see why I love this show?

You get to see The Hoff get turned on by every contestant (maybe you don’t want to see that…), Sharon Osbourne love almost everybody and Piers do his best impression of Cowell. And America’s oddities are on display for all to admire, laugh at or hide from.  Art it certainly isn’t, but it sure is trash television at its most entertaining.

Has anyone seen America's Got Talent this season?  The Hoff loves everyone.  I guess they let him have a little drinky drinky so he can rival the drug induced hyper go lucky commenting of Paula Abdul.  Soon the Hoff will be swaggering onstage with nothing but a leather jacket and speedo trying to monkey hump contestents into submission.  Those who are able to repel the banana hammock offensive will move on to compete for a million dollars and treatment from the Shriner's Hospital for chest hair burns to the thighs and backs due to repeated dry hoff humpings.

The show has degraded, which is a feat in itself, into an Arsenio Hall/Springer/Gong Show Hybrid.  I'm expecting Jerry Springer to get a spray on tan and have his index fingers surgically lengthened.  I mean what the hell has happened to the audience?  I believe before the tapings they screen people to find those with the lowest IQ give them some bad acid and have a trained circus monkey give them cue's on what to do.  I mean a male britanny spears impersonator has made it through on a chance to obtain the final prize.  Bad thing is that he'll go far because that monkey loves him some tranny strippers in tight fitting pvc outfits.

WOW!!! these girls ROCK!!!

Glamozons, Girl Group made up of BBW Lady Fingers, Candy Apple, Caramella & Gingersnap totally Rocked the stage with Burlesque Moulin Rouge, Lady Marmarlard! on America's Got Talent.  Piers Morgan looked totally mesmerised lol Sharon Osbourne & David Hasselhoff congratulated and loved them too, and as for Jerry Springer! well it looked like he just loved the 'group hug' lol

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Ich denke, es ist jetzt an der Zeit sehr sehr stark zu sein. Wir starten unsere Hasselhoff-Serie doch!!!

CS2, als nächstes bist Du dran mit diesem Thema ;) Das beste hab ich Dir überlassen ;)
Hiermal ein guter Einstieg in den Abstieg:

Huch, wie kommt das denn in die "Tiere ohne Lobby Kategorie?", CS2, ist das gerechtfertigt?

PD: Las razones para hacer este post son 2: es publicidad... y es publicidad de alcohol.

PD2: "Bueno, bueno, bueno Miguelón... zzzziu!!!" xD