In New Zealand a child was born with the name " Taula Does The Hula From Hawaii". New
Zealand is the only country that allows parents do this. Some other names listed were
including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit,  
But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," 
Funny huh.

50 cent is suing Taco Bell for use of his name. He says that the 99 79 69 cent menu
copy's his image.

Here is the joke about Euan's mom ..............................................

Yo momma's so big, her belly button's got an echo.

Yo momma's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.

Yo momma's so big, she roller-skates on busses.

Yo momma's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.

Yo momma's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.

Yo momma's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.

Yo momma's so big, she thought Barnum & Bailey were clothing designers.

Yo momma's so big, she whistles bass.Yo momma's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.

Yo momma's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"

Yo momma's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.

Yo momma's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!

Yo momma's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.

Yo momma's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.
On Tuesday was the 1 year birthday to www.combat-hooligans.com. They did a podcast and I
have yet to listen to it. Also we will have live coverage on the site starting Saturday
for the ProExc on Showtime. So please come check it out and let us know what you think
of whats happening.

Here are the video of the days..........................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-Wd-Q3F8KM

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p36piLrGP9Y

The Brick Yard is this weekend. Look for Tony Stewart to win.

Hell is freezing over as Stephanie is giving birth real soon. It would be 5 stars if
HHH was not the father.

Sandman is out of jail for the time being.

The Atlanta Brave may be getting ready to trade Teixeira. If they do the trade our season
is over with. The Braves are not that far out and I think that they could pull it off. Also
Mike Hampton may make his first start on Saturday, It would be his first since 2005.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

First off let me start of with Hitler. I think that you are a lazy peice of shit and have
no feelings for others. You single someone out and yell at them in front of everyone. Hey
Hitler no one likes you. So do us a favor and leave. Also you make horrible boss.

Second we have the Mexicans. Why is it that the only jobs that you can do good is cook, clean,
do yard work. The worst job that you have is driving taxi's. I told you where I wanted to go
and you went the other way. I told you where to turn and you passed it and decied to drive
some where else. Then when you say is this where you wanted to go and I say "NO" then you
need to turn around and go back where I wanted to go. Then when we get there and I tell you
where to drop me off at this point and you drive me to the other side and said if this was
ok and I say no drive me back where I told you to. Don't look at me then tell me that you
don't understand english. Get the fuck out of this country and go back to where in hell you
came from.

Next we have the WWE. Why are we doing stipid angles where a person (JBL) drives a car and
tries to smash (Cena) and kill him. This angle was stupid. If you are doing the angle please
do it right. Do the whole Memphis thing where Eddie Gilbert ran over Jerry Lawler. It was a
great story line and drew a lot of heat. Have Cena take the car bump. Then we could wonder
if he would make it on Sunday for the Great American Bash. It would have been better explained
and the fans would "pop" seeing Cena come down and give some hot "heat" to JBL standing in
the ring. Book it better next time.

To Brett Farve. Hey Brett do us a favor and quit. Let Aaron Rogers be the leader of this team.
If it's  for better or for worse let him do it.

I have yet to see the Dark Knight. I might go see it in the next few days or so.

The movie has ended as Roger Roeper is leaving. He said that he is tired of watching crap
of movies that come out, kiss the actors and actress ass. He also said that he is tired
of smelling of popcorn and milkduds.

How about the joke's of the day....................................

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.... so, I took her to a gas station.....

and then the fight started....
or this one

Last New Year's Eve, one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living.

It was embarrassing - The bartender was almost crushed to death.
or this one

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern University .

On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Peter approached it very carefully.
He got down on one knee and inspected the elephant's foot and found a large piece of wood deeply embedded in it. As carefully and as gently as he could, Peter worked the wood out with his hunting knife, after which the elephant gingerly put down its foot. The elephant turned to face the man, and with a rather curious look on its face, stared at him for several tense moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking of nothing else but being trampled. Eventually the elephant trumpeted loudly, turned, and walked away. Peter never forgot that elephant or the events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking through the Chicago Zoo with his teenaged son. As they approached the elephant enclosure, one of the creatures turned and walked over to near where Peter and his son Cameron were standing. The large bull elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front foot off the ground, then put it down. The elephant did that several times then trumpeted loudly, all the while staring at the man.
Remembering the encounter in 1986, Peter couldn't help wondering if this was the same elephant. Peter summoned up his courage, climbed over the railing and made his way into the enclosure. He walked right up to the elephant and stared back in wonder. The elephant trumpeted again, wrapped its trunk around one of Peters legs and slammed his stupid ass against the railing, killing him instantly.
Probably wasn't the same elephant.

or this one

These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison," and he said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease." "That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill

"A modest little person, with much to be modest about." - Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?" - Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas

"He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know." - Abraham Lincoln

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.

"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."- John Bright

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson

"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating

"There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won't cure." Jack E. Leonard

"He has the attention span of a lightning bolt." - Robert Redford (one flash & it's gone. ha)

"They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge." - Thomas Brackett Reed

"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand

"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain

"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx

Jeremy Shockey has been traded to the Saints.

The Brick Yard is this Sunday. I have Tony picked to win.

Milka Duno showed some class when the hottie named Danica Patrick came up and wanted to
talk to her. I think that if they go at it look for hair pullin and bitch slapping. Now if
they could only do this in jello hmmmmmmmmm

How about the video of the day.................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL1FQBqkCYU&feature=relatedthis is for Euan

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9bu4RHSGCA

I have a shout out for some of the BEST DAMN WRESTLING IN GEORGIA come to Cedartown on
8/1. The Naturals and former WWE Announcer (The best one that they let go)Nigel Sherrod
will be their. Also ladies legend Bambi will be their also. So please check it out if you
are in the area. You won't regret it.

Slipknot's new CD comes out Aug 26th. I am in line for that!!!

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Josh Hamilton stole the show at the Home Run Derby. It was HARDCORE to watch those balls 
leave Yankee stadium like they did.

2 time Olympic gold medalist Gyorgy Kolonics died after collapsing in his canoe during
training.

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman has part ways. Reports are saying that he hated her voice
for so many years.

How about the joke of the day...........................

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn't have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm smart and I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica." The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman to leave and she says "I'm blonde, I'm smart, I have a good job and I'm staying in first class until we reach Jamaica."
The stewardesses don't know what to do because they have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they get the co-pilot. The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the coach section. The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get her to move. The co-pilot replies, "I told her the front half of the airplane wasn't going to Jamaica".

The whole JBL/John Cena stunt was a very bad joke. I hate Cena but couldn't this really
happen!

Mark Danger just has slap Euan's ass and made him his bitch. TO SuperPoke back you can
scream "no daddy no", "don't touch me in my pee pee area" or roll with it.

How about the video of the day....................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKAcfskRhBQ

Guns-n-Roses are going to have a new song on Rock Band 2. I wish they would put out the
cd before they do this crap.

Mickie James is a hottie.

Tonight is the All Star game. Can the National League win it for a change.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE!

Brett Farve tells everyone that he doesn't feel welcome in Green Bay. He thinks that the
Packers don't wanna play him because he wants to play. Hey Brett the REAL reason that they
don't want you is because you are a cry baby and the team has moved on. The Packers has moved
on and it's time for Aaron Rogers to do his thing. And if Aaron fails let him, because he is
going to. Also look what shoes he has to fill. They are big shoes. So let Rogers build his
on dream...... not Brett.

Jesse Ventura said "No" to a possible Senate run. He said that family comes first.

Here is the joke of the day...................................

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they continued their journey. The brunette took the radiator, the redhead took the seat, and the blonde took the door.
After a while of walking the redhead asked the brunette "I'm confused, why did you bring the radiator?"
The brunette responded, "If I get thirsty,I can drink the fluid."
Next the blonde asked the redhead "Why did you bring the seat?"
So the redhead said "If I get tired,I am not going to sit on the sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."
Finally the brunette asked the blonde why she had chosen the door.
The blonde quickly responded to this question, "Well, when I get hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

Ryan Newman is leaving his team to drive for Tony Stewart.

Tempest Storm is still a stripper at the age of 80. She is a wrinkled up and (barf).......
just forget it...... what happens in Vegas please keep it there.

Here is the video of the day......................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no9lYZl-Dhw (This is for adults only.)

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Tony Snow has died if anyone hasn't notice when watching t.v.

MMA star Matt Lindland is going into politic's.

The Green Bay Packers tell Brett Farve to fuck off and told him that he won't be release.

How about the joke of the day....................................

A blonde had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started to bounce out of control. She tried to hang on with all of her might, but was thrown off. With her foot caught in the stirrup, she fell headfirst to the ground.
Her head continued to bounce on the ground and the horse didn't even stop or slow down. Just as she was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the Wal-Mart manager came out and unplugged the ride.
If you go to www.combat-hooligans.com you can read the live coverage of the Wladimir Klitschko
vs Tony Thompson. So please go there and show Casey some love.

Here is the video of the day..........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfEckBCIo7U

here is one too

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdcdsGlVaGk&feature=related

Well thats all I have so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

To the stupid cunt that came into my store and said where is "American products so cheep" go
back to the country that you came from and stay there!!! I hate it when your kind comes in
and bitches about prices. If you can't afford it then get the fuck out. Also to the fuckers
that call and asked if they called (where I work) and I answered the phone saying the name
where I work you need to leave also. Also if you ask if we are open and it's noon then
the same rules apply.

And to Hitler I have some words for ya. Your kid is very ugly.

Ok now that's done how about the joke of the day.........................

Alan Lee say: "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
William Shatner will be hosting a new talk show. Look for it to be dropped in a few weeks.

Here is the video of the day.........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NYCDmxzu5I

For what's it worth the iphone comes put tomorrow.

If you haven't listen to the combat-hooligans podcast you need to. But if you do listen
you have been warned.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

I was on the combat-hooligan podcast last night. Let's just say that know one was safe. The
only person who nicest was Wade.

The last few days here in Atlanta we had some powerful thunderstorms.

A CBS reporter has gotten pregnant after sleeping with some married U.S. troops. Her comment
was to boost their morale.

Tony Stewart is leaving Joe Gibbs Racing. He announced that he is going to but HAAS-CNC
racing. He will be owner of the company.

Here is the joke of the day.........................

I've often been asked, 'what do you old guys do now that you're retired?'
Well, I have a friend who hangs out with me. He has a chemical engineering background and one of the things we enjoy most is turning beer, wine, bourbon, tequila, and martinis into urine.

And, we're pretty damn good at it.
By the way the podcast that I talked about has been posted. So go and listen to it.

Here is the video of the day...............................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAsQIzOLlVo

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=489-OatZkDo

In funny news Alf reruns will replace Smackdown in Chi town. It hasn't happen yet but could
be very well on it's way.

Well that's it for me, I am off to go listen to the podcast and relive the moment. So till
tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

The big news is that a former manager where I work at has asked me to come and work for him
selling some wireless phones. He has offered be some great deal of money and I need to look
over the details before I take it.

Nichole Kidman and Keith Urban has given birth to an ugly ass baby girl.

Here is the joke of the day..................

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors.
The waiting room was filled with patients.
As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large un-friendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler.
He gave her his name.
In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, 'YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?'
All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.
He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.'
A-Rod is getting a divorce. Yeah for him.

Here is the video of the day...........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc&feature=related these bitches are hot!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8QDiwiKYE&feature=relatedahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I want to say congrats to Seth Cruise and Deedra as they are getting married.

Mickie James is a fucking ass clown moran smelly cunt bitch for breaking her leg in a
wrestling match. She has signed with TNA. My only wish now is for TNA to fire her ass.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Quinton Jackson and Forrest Griffin had the fight of the night.

There will be a Ghostbusters game with the original cast. The only person not being on it
will be Rick Moranis.

Will Smith's "Hancock" was a smash.

Here is the joke of the day.........................

GONNA WATCH MY WEDDING VIDEO LATER ON....BACKWARDS!

COZ I LOVE THE END BIT WHERE SHE TAKES THE RING OFF HER FINGER

GOES BACK DOWN THE AILSE

JUMPS IN THE CAR AND FUCKS OFF
The NASCAR race last night was off the chain. I was sitting on the edge of my seat til the
end.

Here is the video of the day...............................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkI9csyCZhs from the greatest movie ever

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

It's a cool 51F in my room right now. Just the way I love it.

Euan Taylor was seen taking the head of Hitler at a wax museum. Euan words were " I got head"

Speaking of getting head. Does putting peanut butter on the johnson and having a dog lick
it off really bad?

Paul Hogan told the Australian tax authorities to fuck off because he ain't paying them
jack shit.

How about the joke of the day..................................

Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.
Marie leans over to Pierre and says, 'Pierre, kiss me!'
Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.
'What are you doing, Pierre ?' says the startled Marie.
'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!'
She smiles and they start kissing.
Things began to heat up a little and Marie says, 'Pierre, kiss me lower.'
Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and pours it on her breasts.
'Pierre! What are you doing now?' asks the bewildered Marie.
'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!'
She giggles and they resume their passionate interlude: and things really steam up.
Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, 'Pierre, kiss me much lower!'
Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap.
He then strikes a match and lights the cognac on fire.
Marie shrieks and dives into the River Seine.
Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms into the air and screams furiously, 'PIERRE , WHAT IN THE F#@K DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?'
Our 'hero' stands and says defiantly,

'I am Pierre, the French fighter pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!'

I hope every one had a nice 4th of July.

Joey Chesnutt won the hot dog eating contest. Afterwards he had the really bad shits.

Here is the video of the day.......................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLKGD5J8Of8 I think someone stole my "Danger" idea.

Sweet tea rules!!!

I just poked Euan's mom with my cock a doddle do and in return got sores.

If it hasn't started yet go to the www.combat-hooligans.comwebsite for UFC live coverage.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Road House was a pretty good movie.

I you want to add me to facebook you add me if you wish.

Brett Farve wants to come back. I think that the Packers should tell him to FUCK OFF!!! Brett
is nothing but a cry baby bitch. Know wonder the Falcons got rid of his sorry ass.

Heath Ledger could win an Oscar for playing the Joker. If he wins and it was because of he
deserved it I am all for it, but if its because he died then it's worng.

Here is the joke of the day...............................

Burial at Sea

Bubbles and Barbie, two blonde sisters had promised their Uncle, who had been a seafaring gentleman all his life, to bury him at sea when he died. Of course, in due time, he did pass away and the two blondes kept their promise.
They set off from Clearwater Beach with their uncle all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowboat.
After a while Bubbles says, 'Do you think we're out far enough, Barbie?"
Barbie slipped over the side and finding the water only knee deep said, "Nope, not yet Bubbles."
So they row a little farther.... Again Bubbles asks Barbie, "Do you think we're out far enough now?"
Once again Barbie slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No, this will never do. The water is only up to my chest."
So on they row and row and row, and finally Barbie slips over the side and disappears. Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Bubbles is really getting worried when suddenly Barbie breaks the surface,
gasping for breath she says, "OK, it's finally deep enough. Hand me the shovel."

Bozo the clown dies at the age of 83. Look for every one to show up and get out of one
car.

Is deer hunting for illegal Mexicans wrong?

DMX was arrested again. I say lock him up and throw away the key.

Here is the video of the day................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXCNBjJYKFc

Fuck yeah Monster Garage is back on TLC!!!!

Trevor Murdoch is know longer with the WWE. To me Murdoch was a much bigger star than that
Lance Cade fucker.

Well that's all that I have so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Have you gave money to the combat-hooligans website. I have and if you haven't you need to. If
not Euan will come over and have sex with your dog.

I think that Michael Hayes is a great American for the African nation. Mark Henry agrees.

How about the joke of the day...................................

Toilet Walls Graffiti:

I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
--Houghton Library, Harvard University . Cambridge , Massachusetts .

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
--Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign , IL

Beauty is only a light switch away.
--Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , North Carolina.

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia .

God made pot. Man made beer. Whom do you trust?
-- The Irish Times, Washington , D.C.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
--The Bayou, Baton Rouge , Louisiana .

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
--Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill , North Carolina .

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
--Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , Arizona .

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona .

Make love, not war.--Hell, do both, get married!
--Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman , Montana .

God is dead. -Nietzsche; Nietzsche is dead. -God
--The Tombs Restaurant. Washington , D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
--Revolution Books. New York , New York .

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
--Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas , Texas .

Angelina Jolie is in a french hospital to give birth to some demons.

Madonna's child home got destroyed by a early morning fire.

Steven Tyler still loves his drugs.

How about the video of the day............................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy2cdQB23n0

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYt6Pi6b_Lw&feature=related

The ball Barry Bonds hit to pass Hank Aaron with will not go to the baseball hall of fame. The
owner was going to put an asterisk on it and the HoF said if he put it on there they would
not want it.

The Naked Cowboy is up 1 to nothing against the M&M's

We are days away til CM Punk fails his drug test. It will happen.

Kelly Kelly is getting naked for me. Not really she is getting naked for Playboy.

Here is another joke for ya...................

An Irish Point of View on the Election race..

We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States .
On one side, you have a woman who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, running against a lawyer who is married to a woman who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman who owns a beer distributorship.
What are you lads thinking over there?'
Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Euan said he woke up and been a retard all day. Note to Euan you are a retard. You love the
New York Mets for crying out loud.

FACEBOOK RULES

The Georgia Bulldog Nation has suffered a huge lost. We lost UGA VI. He will be missed.

Here is the joke of the day................................

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.

Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'

As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt-Naked, and holding his 'You-Know-What' in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!!'
If you go to the combat-hooligans website you can see our live coverage of boxing.

There are talks of the Atlanta Braves signing Barry Bonds. That could be a very bad bad
idea.

Here is the video of the day.............................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8USoVLG61g

Does anyone want a New Dave and Danger Show. Please let me and David know.

790 The Zone has just got HARDCORE because Bryan Alvarez is doing a wrestling show on
there. Yeah I hope it works out.

So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

If you go to www.combat-hooligans.com you can see crime photo's of the Benoit murder.

The new Batman movie "The Dark Knight" will have a farewell note dedicated to Heath Ledger.

John Daly rules!!!!

Here is the joke of the day..................................

There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and,
with a single gesture, brings the two to life. The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running
behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, 'Would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold
the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

I am begining to love facebook even more.

Madonna is getting a divorce. Who ever she hooks up with is a lucky bastard. If I had a
chance I would so bone her. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Here is the video of the day......................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vF6PpP-pAcg&feature=related(hint it's Euan's mom)

Braves win Braves win!!!!!!!!!!!1

That's all. Sorry that its short but anyway be HARDCORE.

I am becoming a more fan of Facebook.

If you go to www.comabat-hooligans.com you can listen to the new podcast. It has a warning
label at the beginning so you know it's going to be good.

Wii is coming out with a Wiiremote-activated lightsaber. I can see Euan now in his under ware
fighting evil.

PETA upset after flyin rats (pigeons) were shot dead at Wimbledon. I thought it was a nice
gesture.

Terry Bradshaw said he did steroids in the 70's. Everyone did it back then. So who cares!!

How about the joke of the day........................

Catholic Shampoo:

While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer,wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that, indeed, it would be very nice to have one, but that she would feel uncomfortable about purchasing it.
The first nun replied that she would handle that without a problem. She picked up a six-pack
and took it to the cashier. The cashier had a very surprised look, so the nun said,
'This is for washing our hair.' Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the
counter and put a package of pretzel sticks in the bag with the beer.
'The curlers are on me.'

A man was released from jail and didn't want the clothes. He thought they were stolen and
left the jail naked. He was later arrested and locked up in the mental jail.

Speaking of mental health. Heather Locklear (in so bang her) is in a mental facillity. I
guess she is crazy for DANGER!!

How about the video of the day...................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_nK1CEo5ho

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt-7vY-R3g

I wished that the Atlanta Braves would go on a winning streak.

Consequences Creed has graduated from Furman University two weeks ago. From everyone at
the combat-hooligans say congratulations.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

The funniest comedian ever George Carlin has died. He was a very funny person and will be
truly missed. He is best known for saying the 7 words you can't say on t.v.

The Combat-Hooligan draft is going on right now. Euan Taylor has been drafted to the Razor
Ramon HG Army. Also Casey has been drafted to Ensure and the early AARP club.

My friend said on the latest podcast (which you can here on www.combat-hooligans.com) that
gas over where he lives (U.K.) is at $18.00 a gallon. Talk about taking it up the ass.

Amy Winehouse has early stage emphysema from all of the drugs that she has done. In my
opinion she will be dead in less than a year.

The fine people at the combat-hooligans site needs some money. Please go and donate some
money to help out the site and keep it running. ( By the way my check should be here this
week so Casey my money is on the way.).

Citibank is suing Ed McMahon for $200,000 that he owes. He's fucked.

"Grease" star Mary Hartman has died. If you go outside you can hear all of the gay people
crying.

The Georgia Bulldogs up 1 game to none in the college world series. They need to win just
one more to win it all.

How about the joke of the day............................

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?'
She answers, 'I'm moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.'
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he is going, he replies,
I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year.

How about the video of the day..................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PiZSFIVFiU (R I P) George Carlin

I have a facebook if anyone cares.

So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE

Its a nice 48 degrees in my room. Its nice and cold.

Iron Eagle was a great movie. The others sucked ass.

I have a facebook that if any one cares. Its listed as Mark Danger. This is brand new to
me and slowly getting use to it. I just wished why I was getting "Super Poke".

The Braves won a home game last night. WOW. With the Braves playing so badly now I know what
a Mets fan feels like. Oh yeah Phillis suck to.

NASCAR is at a road course today. That spells out ratings. NOT!!!

How about the joke of the day.............................

True Floridians Know...

1.. Socks are only for bowling.
2..You never use an umbrella because you know the rain will be over in five minutes.
3..A good parking place has nothing to do with distance from the store, but everything to do with shade.
4..Your winter coat is made of denim.
5..You can tell the difference between fire ant bites and mosquito bites.
6..You're younger than thirty but some of your friends are over 65.
6..Anything under 70 is chilly.
7.You've driven through Yeehaw Junction.
8..You could swim before you could read.
9..You have to drive north to get to The South.
10..You know that no other grocery store can compare to Publix.
11..Every other house in your neighborhood had blue roofs in 2004-2005.
12..You've gotten out of school early on Halloween to trick or treat before it got dark
13..You know that anything under a Category 3 just isn't worth waking up for.
14..You dread love bug season.
15..You are on a first name basis with the Hurricane list.
They aren't
Hurricane Charley, Hurricane Frances...but Charley , Frances ,
Ivan and Jeanne.
16..You know what a snowbird is and when they'll leave.
17..You think a six-foot alligator is actually pretty average.
18..You were 12 before you ever saw snow, or you still haven't.
18..'Down South' means Key West
20..You think New York drivers licenses should only be valid in New York .
21..Flip-flops are everyday wear.
22..Shoes are for business meetings and church,
23..but you HAVE worn flip flops to church before.
24..Sweet tea can be served at any meal.
25..An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.
26..You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to Florida
27..You measure distance in minutes .
28..You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.
29..You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.
30..A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.
32. .You think everyone from a bigger city has a northern accent.
33..You know the four seasons really are: hurricane season, love bug season, tourist season and summer
34..It's not soda, cola, or pop.
it's coke, regardless of brand or flavor:
'What kinda coke you want?'
35..Anything under 95 is just warm.
36..You've hosted a hurricane party.
37..You go to a theme park for an afternoon, and know when to get on the best rides.
( Space Mountain during the Electric Light Parade!)
38..You understand the futility of exterminating cockroaches.
39..You can pronounce Okeechobee, Kissimmee , Ichnatucknee and Withlacoochee
40..You understand why it's better to have a friend with a boat than to own a boat yourself.
41..Bumper stickers on the pickup in front of you include: various fish, NRA, NASCAR, Go Gators, and a confederate flag.
42..You were five before you realized they made houses without pools.
43..You were 25 when you first met someone who couldn't swim.
44..You've worn shorts and used the A/C on Christmas.
45..You recognize Miami-Dade as ' Northern Cuba '.
46..You not only forward this joke to your friends but you understand it

Snoop Dogg is going to do a country song. Could be funny.

How about the video of the day....................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mb65A_Wqhs&feature=related crash and burn baby

Mark Martin is leaving DEI at the end of next season. He may leave earlier.

The WWE draft is going to be on RAW Monday Night. Tomorrow we will see who is going to get
a push and who is getting punished by going to ECW.

Adam "Pac-man" Jones wants to drop the "Pac-man" and just be called Adam Jones or prison no.
556303449

Well that's all for me,so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

If you go to combat-hooligans website you can read what I think should happen with the
RAW draft.

A black bear (non gay type) was found near where I worked at. He was trying to get a work
out in at a local fitness place. That is the third bear this month that has wondered from
the woods to the city.

How about the joke of the day..........................

A couple take on an 18 year old girl as a lodger.
She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bathroom and she could use a tin bath in front of the fire.
"Mondays the best night, when my husband goes out to darts", she said, so the girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the bath and watched as the girl got undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair and told her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her so she said, "Next week I'll leave a gap in the curtains so that you can see for yourself".
The following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked, "Do you shave?"
"No", replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hairs?"
"Oh yes", said the woman and she showed off her great, hairy muff.
When the husband got back in she asked, "Did you see it?"
"Yes", he said. "But why did you have to show her yours?"
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it all before."
"I know", he said, "but the f***ing darts team hasn't"!

The Georgia Bulldogs are 2 games away from winning the College World Series.

NASCAR is at a road course this weekend. Look for Queer Gordon or Tony to win.

The U.K. the home of the drag queen named Euan Taylor has denied Martha Stewart a Visa. They
just don't like her kind there.

Brian Wlillamswill be the new host of "Meet the Press". He was dying for this job.

What about the video of the day.............................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37Rbi8symcc

A teacher has been fired for burning a cross onto a student. The teacher and student had
differnt views on how gays and relgion are. Funny stuff though.

Breaking News.....Ifl stock at 2 cents a share.

Johnny Jeter has been fired by the WWE. Boring.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Everyone needs to ask Euan about the picture that I sent him. Let's just say that well you
could get the picture.

Jamie Lynn Spears gave birth to ugly baby girl. All she needs to do now is have one more then
shave her head. Then she could be screwed up like her slutty sister Britney.

The Hula hoop turned 50 years old. Does anyone care?

How about the joke of the day...............................

I had a neighbor who had bought a new pickup. I got up very early one Sunday morning and saw that someone had spray painted red all around the sides of this beige truck (for some unknown reason). I went over, woke him up, and told him the bad news. He was very upset and was trying to figure out what to do ( probably nothing ) until Monday morning, since nothing was open. Another neighbor came out and told him to get his WD-40 and clean it off. It removed the unwanted paint beautifully and did not harm his paint job that was on the truck. I'm impressed! WD-40 who knew?
Water Displacement #40 . The product began from a search for a rust preventative solvent and degreaser to protect missile parts . WD-40 was created in 1953 by three technicians at the San Diego Rocket Chemical Company. Its name comes from the project that was to find a "water displacement" compound. They were successful with the fortieth formulation, thus WD-40.
The Corvair Company bought it in bulk to protect their atlas missile parts. Ken East (one of the original founders) says there is nothing in WD-40 that would hurt you.
When you read the "shower door" part, try it. It's the first thing that has ever cleaned that spotty shower door. If yours is plastic, it works just as well as glass. It's a miracle! Then try it on your stovetop... Voila! It's now shinier than it's ever been. You'll be amazed.
Here are some of the uses
1) Protects silver from tarnishing.
2) Removes road tar and grime from cars.
3) Cleans and lubricates guitar strings.
4) Gives floors that 'just-waxed' sheen without making it slippery.
5) Keeps flies off cows.
6) Restores and cleans chalkboards.
7) Removes lipstick stains.
8) Loosens stubborn zippers.
9) Untangles jewelry chains.
10) Removes stains from stainless steel sinks.
11) Removes dirt and grime from the barbecue grill.
12) Keeps ceramic/terra cotta garden pots from oxidizing.
13) Removes tomato stains from clothing.
14) Keeps glass shower doors free of water spots.
15) Camouflages scratches in ceramic and marble floors.
16) Keeps scissors working smoothly.
17) Lubricates noisy door hinges on vehicles and doors in homes
18) It removes black scuff marks from the kitchen floor! Use WD-40 for those nasty tar and scuff marks on flooring. It doesn't seem to harm the finish and you won't have to scrub nearly as hard to get them off. Just remember to open some windows if you have a lot of marks.
19) Bug guts will eat away the finish on your car if not removed quickly! Use WD-40!
20) Gives a children's play gym slide a shine for a super fast slide.
21) Lubricates gear shift and mower deck lever for ease of handling on riding mowers.
22) Rids kids rocking chairs and swings of squeaky noises.
23) Lubricates tracks in sticking home windows and makes them easier to open.
24) Spraying an umbrella stem makes it easier to open and close.
25) Restores and cleans padded leather dashboards in vehicles, as well as vinyl bumpers.
26) Restores and cleans roof racks on vehicles.
27) Lubricates and stops squeaks in electric fans.
28) Lubricates wheel sprockets on tricycles, wagons, and bicycles for easy handling.
29) Lubricates fan belts on washers and dryers and keeps them running smoothly.
30) Keeps rust from forming on saws and saw blades, and other tools.
31) Removes splattered grease on stove.
32) Keeps bathroom mirror from fogging.
33) Lubricates prosthetic limbs.
34) Keeps pigeons off the balcony (they hate the smell).
35) Removes all traces of duct tape.
36) Folks even spray it on their arms, hands, and knees to relieve arthritis pain.
37) Florida 's favorite use is: "cleans and removes love bugs from grills and bumpers."
38) The favorite use in the state of New York WD-40 protects the Statue of Liberty from the elements.
39) WD-40 attracts fish. Spray a LITTLE on live bait or lures and you will be catching the big one in no time. Also, it's a lot cheaper than the chemical attractants that are made for just that purpose. Keep in
mind though, using some chemical laced baits or lures for fishing are not allowed in some states.
40) Use it for fire ant bites. It takes the sting away immediately and stops the itch.
41) WD-40 is great for removing crayon from walls. Spray on the mark and wipe with a clean rag.
42) Also, if you've discovered that your teenage daughter has washed and dried a tube of lipstick with a load of laundry, saturate the lipstick spots with WD-40 and re-wash. Presto! Lipstick is gone!
43) If you sprayed WD-40 on the distributor cap, it would displace the moisture and allow the car to start.
P. S. The basic ingredient is FISH OIL.
P. P. S. I keep a can of WD-40 in my kitchen cabinet over the stove.
It is good for oven burns or any other type of burn. It takes the burned
feeling away and heals with NO scarring

PS, don't know if all above is true though...

How about the video of the day................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSykiBcRV14

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5252Kx37vXU

It's been almost a year for the staff at www.combat-hooligans.com. With the hard work of
Casey, Art, Wade, the invizweb, Sweet thang Ric and even the person who hates old people
Euan. These guys worked very hard for this site. To me this site rules and is 10 times
better the the Wrestling Observer. If you want MMA, Boxing and Wrestling news this should
be the first stop.

The UEFA Euro 2008 cup rules.

Well that's it for me so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

Tiger Woods has called it quits for the rest of this golfing season. I would to if I won
$125 million on the last outing.

I hate to say it but the Lakers got their asses handed to them last night. I think that the
Lakers had no heart and it showed. So hats off to Boston for their NBA Championship.

Rapper Young Jeezy was arrested for DUI and speeding. He also had no tag, no decal, no
or proof on insurance. So in other words he is screwed. But will get off of the charges
because who he is.

How about the joke of the day...............

Very Drunk

Two buddies, Bob and Larry, are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly Larry throws up all over himself.
"Oh, no... Now my wife will kill me!"
Bob says, "Don't worry, pal. Just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell your wife that someone threw up on you and gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaning bill."
So they stay for another couple of hours and get even drunker.
Eventually Larry stumbles home and his wife starts to give him a bad time. "You reek of alcohol and you've puked all over yourself! MyGod, you're disgusting!"
Speaking very carefully so as not t O slur his words, Larry says, "Nowainaminit, I can e'splain everythin. Itsh snot wha jewthink. I only had a cupla drrrinks. But thiss other guy got ssick on me...he had one too many and he juss koudin hold hizz liquor He said hes was verrry sorry an' gave me twennie bucks for the cleaning bill!"
His wife looks in the breast pocket and says, "But this is forty bucks.."
"Oh, yeah... I almos' fergot, he shhhit in my pants, too."

How about the video of the day...................................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYpDsjwMTWw

Who is the masked man known as the invizweb. Is he evil or good? And does he like to make
of fun of Euan too?

I want to say great job to Kyle Matthews and Chip "Kid Ego" Day for wrestling in the Young
Lions Cup for Chikara.

I need to lose some weight. If you anyone has seen my pictures on myspace I need to lose
it real bad. Does anyone have any idea's how I can do this?

I want my damn tax rebate check. That's the only way I can afford to see UFC 88 here in
Atlanta.

Well that's all I have today. So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

The Boston Celtics could end the NBA Championship tonight as they play game 6 against L.A.
Lakers. I wonder what my friend Casey has to say. I wonder if he thinks that the Lakers lead
by Kobe can win it all. Its going to be a hard task due to it has never been done before.

I wonder if Euan is a huge fan of Euro 2008.

George Takie and his partner Brad Altman paid $70 for the marriage license. Look for George
to "Beam" on Brads face.

How about the joke of the day......................

A blonde moves to Beverly Hills, hoping to find an acting job. After a couple weeks with no luck, she decides to go around to some of the rich people's houses and see if she can do some odd jobs for them to make a little money. She finally goes to one house, and a guy and his wife come to the door. "Sure, I have a job for you," says the guy, "You can paint my porch. How much money do you want?" The blonde thinks about it and says "I can do it in less than an hour. Twenty bucks!"
The guy says "Fine, there's a gallon can of paint and a brush in the garage, let me know when you're finished." So off she goes to the garage.
The guy's wife says to him "Fred, that wasn't fair, you tricked the poor girl. She doesn't realize the porch runs around the corner all down the west side of the house to the deck. It'll take her the whole day!"
"Too bad!," he says, "Maybe that dumb blonde will learn a lesson."
An hour later, the blonde is at the door again: "All Finished! And I had enough paint to put on a second coat! Oh, and by the way: that's a Ferrari you have there, not a Porsche. Duuhhhhh!"

How about the video of the day.......................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mjvQU_F_hI&eurl=http://www.project961.com/main.html

The New York Mets the queer team that Euan loves they are fired their skipper in the
middle of the night.

The train wreck known as ECW happens tonight if any one cares.

Well thats it for me. So till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.

For all of you Firefox fans it starts tomorrow.

Casey should be happy for a few more days. His Lakers won last night sending the series
back to Boston.

Euan and his gay lover can now get married in California. The word is that they want some
"lube" for the wedding gifts.

The Hogans are getting death threats called in on them. All I can tell you its not me.

Hollywood special effects maestro Stan Winston who created the effects for T2 and Jurassic
Park has died. He was 62.

Tim Russert was remembered as the fat slob on "Meet the Press". Tim should have seen Jenny
Craig.

Amy Winehouse was rushed to the hospital after seeing Euan's shit stain underwear. The
sight and smell over took her.

How about the joke of the day..................

Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying, 'And yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.' 'OH NO!'
Mr. Bush exclaims. 'That's terrible!' His staff sits stunned at this sudden outward display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands, almost sobbing. Finally, the president looks up and asks, 'Just how many is a brazillion, anyway?'

Casey called me and told me the ticket prices for UFC 88 here in Atlanta. I almost shit. Wait
I did shit. Looks like its going to cost me $75 to see this shit. But it will be well worth
it.

RAW is going to get better as John Cena is heading back to Smackdown.

How about the video of the day..........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsWbtFcK38Q

or this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVMfOBLmrGk

Randy Orton injury is really bad. He should be back sometime in October.

Well I am done for tonight. So till tomorrow be HARDCORE.

I want to thank everyone at the combat-hooligan site for letting me do "live" coverage for
the MMA event on Showtime last night. I had fun as always and if you saw the fight please
let me know what you thought on what went down. Speaking on went down Nick Diaz is a
fucking punk. For what he did last night in the cage after Noons won was not cool. Some
one could have got hurt. For what happen last night brought back memories of Andrew
Golata fight with Buster Douglas. The trainers got into and cause a riot. Diaz needs to be
fined for what he did. It was uncalled for. Period!

I want to say Happy Birthday to Stinkpot!!!!

Dr.Drew Pinsky and Tom "still in the closet" Cruise are going at it. Drew thinks that Cruise
might have joined a cultish kind of environment like Scientology because of his childhood or
some type of abuse. I have NO problems with the Scientology. I just having Tom Cruise promoting
it is a very bad idea.

How about the joke of the day..........................

Bubba liked to frequent the old swimming hole but was never able to attract the girls.
He decided to ask his friend Billy-Bob for advice.
"It's those big baggy swimming trunks that make you look like an old fool..
They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos, about two sizes too little, and drop a fist-sized tater down inside them. I'm telling ya man...you'll have all the babes you want!"
The following weekend, Bubba hits the swimming hole with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato.
Everybody at the swimming hole was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
Bubba went back to his buddy Billy-Bob and asked him, "What's wrong now?"
"Lard-Almighty Bubba!" said Billy-Bob, "the tater goes in the front!"

How about the video of the day........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o

It do or die tonight for the Lakers. Nobody has ever came back from a 3-1 to win the series.

Well I am out. So till tomorrow or when ever be HARDCORE

"Meet The Press" host Tim Russert will be having a new job. It's going to be called "Meet The
Maker". Look for it to pull more ratings than American Gladiators.

R.Kelly was found not guilty for having child porn. I guess he took the Euan defense.

Marcus Vick the brother of the dog fighter has been arrested for DUI. Him and his "HO" were
out having fun getting drunk and think that they are above the law.

If Ric Gillespie is 19 years old he is banging Linda Hogan. But we all know that is in Ric's
wet dreams. But as far we know there is a lucky bastard tasting the nasty smelly clam that
looks like Euans mom.

How about the joke of the day...................................

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. 'What does it look like?' she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, 'It's square and it has your picture on it.'
The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman.
'Here it is,' she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, 'Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Mike Mondo is looking for work as he got fired from the WWE. The former Spirit Squad worker
will be on welfare and looking to pimp himself.

How about the video of the day..........................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX6cTQWsma8

Well that is all I have. If you go to the combat-hooligan website you can listen to the
podcast that was done the other day. So until then be HARDCORE.

WWE Fun Fact: 99.9% of all WWE employees would fail the Wellness Policy.

If you go to the combat-hooligans website you can listen to Casey and Euan talk about what
happen last week. Now as for Art he failed the combat-hooligans Wellness Policy.

RAW sucked on Monday but as for ECW it was ok. Matt Sydal looked great.

I have given up on the Atlanta Braves season. Its over. If we some how make it back and get
a chance to make it to the playoffs it would be a miracle.

The Lakers won so Casey is happy.

Combat-Hooligan Fun Fact: Beth Phoenix has a bigger penis than Euan.

How about the joke of the day............................

A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a Starbuck's cafe one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.
The Irishman then replies, 'Well... it was the Irish that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.'
The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'
The Irishman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Irish were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'
And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!'
The Irishman replies, 'Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish who introduced it to women.'

TNA Fun Fact: Gail Kim prefers to have sex on the toilet.

How about the video of the day.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8_uU5rr6UI The greatest video podcast

Well that's all I have so till tomorrow stay HARDCORE.