I'm all for a realistic body image. JLo has always been curvy, and the woman had twins, for heaven's sake. Most of us have parts of ourselves we'd like to keep covered up. And most of us don't look half as good as Jennifer Lopez.

But I am getting this vibe from her that she is trying to compensate for some perceived body imperfections. Like she is trying just a little too hard to show is she is still the sexy siren.

Instead, I see a bit of Battlestar Galactica in this outfit. I think it is the mother of all belts. Assuming the tummy area needs a little work after carrying two human beings, why would you wear a stretchy white Stonehenge of a belt?

PS I think JLo has lost her cajones. What is she doing with that little platic tab in her v-neck. JLo of the green Versace dress would never allow that!

First up: Rihanna. Normally I love Rihanna's slick urban vibe. Perfect for the MTV Awards! But for some reason, she decided to go this little number.

The general cut has a demure fifties feel. The necklace, neckline and sleeves feel quite retro. But then we get the tummy cut-out, creating an odd boob-smooshing bandeau. We finish it off with a skirt, which creates a wave pool effect emanating from her belly button and culminating at her hips.

And what's the perfect accessory for this mess of a dress? Why, neon green fingernails, of course!?

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