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5 WAYS I WILL STOP GLOBAL WARMING5 comments

abarclay12 wrote 1 year ago: … more »

Tags: Al Gore, Environment, Global Warming, Humor, recycle

Speaking of dirty celebs...5 comments

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: I also came by a news story about Black Eyed “Pee’s” singer Fergie.  Apparently s … more »

Tags: funkonomics, Pee stain

Crotch Rot Blog Post...Finally

gibby747 wrote 1 month ago: Regarding the Importance of Abstaining from Improper non-conjugal genital relations, or, how best to … more »

Tags: Opinion/Editorial, Satire, moral majority, STD, Liberty University, Abstinence-Only Sex Education, hope chest

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Daniel wrote 11 months ago: do you know dan reines? he’s the funny dan who comments on this blog. and though he doesn … more »

Tags: joint pain, people doing things they're horrible at

This is all Portzer #2's fault

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: Indeed, the pain you are about to experience is the work of none other than portzer #2. In an email … more »

Tags: Bladder control, brangelina, Second Sign of the Apocalypse, Gnarls Barkley, Jessica Simpson, I was a street brawler, Kevin Federline, almost bursting bosom, Cameron Diaz

What our Readers Want V: A New Hope

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: missle song eat fish WTF!? WTF are you on man…  teh cw As you probably have sadly learned th … more »

Tags: Bladder control, Botox bimbo, Crack addiction, Crazy, Creepy smiles, dirty bomb, Doing lines off a hooker, feces, funkonomics

From Ditzy to Drunk she gets out of jail by shaking her non-existent badunkadunk1 comment

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: Let me start with… THAT WAS THE LONGEST TITLE EVAH!!! Ok, now to the news.  Paris Hilton was … more »

Tags: Crack addiction, dirty bomb, Doing lines off a hooker, DUI, Fecal stained prison waterslide, multi-classifiable whore, one brain celled organism, Paris Hilton, Partying with Mel

The Buy Will Ferrell Pants Fund

irqportz wrote 1 year ago: I like Will Ferrell, I think he is funny but… for the love of Pete, keep the pants on. I don … more »

Tags: Bladder control, bush, chimpanzee, Crack addiction, inner peace, Keep your pants on, Litter box diaper, male enhancement pills, Male skirts

What our Readers Want III8 comments

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: This is the ongoing post that answers the question, “What do our readers want and how can we h … more »

Tags: AOL, apocalypse, Bladder control, Call Center, Chop Socky Justice, Crack addiction, feces, Gandalf, Ghoulies

Rush Limbaugh and the Dominican Smurf Snatcher

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: Rush Limbaugh returned from the Dominican Republic but was detained by customs agents.  Apparently … more »

Tags: male enhancement pills, Media retardation, Weird stretching, High school debate team

Interview Madness Pt. II2 comments

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: And the jerk goes on…  Now it is my turn to ask the hard hitting questions.  I’m not s … more »

Tags: Baby Pictures, basement living, Bladder control, Botox bimbo, Call Center, chimpanzee, Circle jerk, Corn and Peanuts, Crack addiction

Interview madness2 comments

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: The Circle Jerk. In blogging, there is a term known as “The Circle Jerk”, today IRQportz … more »

Tags: Angelina Jolie, apocalypse, Media retardation, Rosie O'Donnell, Baby Pictures, 2006 MTV Movie Awards, Denise Richards, almost bursting bosom, Crack addiction

What our readers want II

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: Today we discuss the sequel to our classic: What our readers want. You see, we repond to our reader … more »

Tags: Angelina Jolie, AOL, basement living, Bladder control, Call Center, Chop Socky Justice, feces, I was a street brawler, Jessica Simpson

America Activates its Missile Defense System

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: Kim Jong Il has pushed his country forward to testing their nuclear arsenal.  A long range Taepodo … more »

Tags: apocalypse, Art of War, Bladder control, Chop Socky Justice, chuck norris, Crack addiction, Crazy, funkonomics, interceptor

Trailer Park Ecstasy Lost: The Tale of Britney Spears1 comment

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: Spears was recently seen on The Today show blubbering about the paparazzi not leaving her alone. I … more »

Tags: almost bursting bosom, Botox bimbo, Britney Spears, chimpanzee, High Shamans of Ho-ocity, inner peace, Kevin Federline, male enhancement pills, malt liquor

Gnarls Barkley

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: I just heard their song “Crazy” on the MTV Movie Awards.  It is an awesome song.  I wa … more »

Tags: Soul Patrol, funkonomics, Bladder control, water-proof diapers, Gnarls Barkley, Danger Mouse, Cee-Lo, Crazy, St. Elsewhere

What will Shiloh look like...8 comments

irqportz wrote 2 years ago:   I have heard that two ugly parents that come together to make a child will normally have a gorgeo … more »

Tags: Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Shiloh, peppers, male enhancement pills, apocalypse, Media retardation, chimpanzee, nigh endings

What our readers want1 comment

irqportz wrote 2 years ago: We know what our readers want. That’s right, and it’s not because we’re geniuses, … more »

Tags: basement living, Bladder control, Call Center, chuck norris, feces, Gandalf, Kenny Loggins, male enhancement pills, Male skirts