Blogs about: Crazy Ass Theories

Drink Me4 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: I am a hardened criminal. My crime? Repeatedly sneaking outside food into the movie theater. Making … more »

Tags: Just another day, pop culture

How to successfully be unsuccessful at gardening1 comment

saucygrrl wrote 2 months ago: I think, oh, this time last year I spent the better part of one day planting an obscene number of fl … more »

Tags: "Hooper drives the boat Chief", 88361, I Remember When, Neurosis-it’s not pretty but it gets the job done, Project H.O.U.S.E., Failure, gardening, more failure, mulch

I can't smile without you1 comment

saucygrrl wrote 2 months ago: There is something deeply soul satisfying about blaring Barry Manilow at inappropriate volumes on yo … more »

Tags: musical genius, pop culture, snippets, True confessions, Barry Manilow, Driving, inappropriate, Music

Skiing. Or something like it.4 comments

saucygrrl wrote 4 months ago: So as you all know I am home, alive, and well. Skiing was more fun than I could have ever imagined. … more »

Tags: And the heavens broke open, I Remember When, Just another day, The Man

A little bit of ugly10 comments

saucygrrl wrote 6 months ago: I have an intense desire to bake a pie right now, on the other hand I have an intense desire to lay … more »

Tags: The Man, Yeah I'm PMSing, what's your point?

Ho.3 comments

saucygrrl wrote 6 months ago: Yesterday my husband sent me a little email about how holidays are going to run in 2008. (Apparently … more »

Tags: Ding-Dong Merrily On High, The Man

They Say It's My Birthday, Part Deux3 comments

saucygrrl wrote 6 months ago: I’m one year old today. More accurately, my blog is. Happy birthday me! What? No presents for … more »

Tags: "Hooper drives the boat Chief", And the heavens broke open, Ding-Dong Merrily On High, The Man

Welcome to the Grand Reopening1 comment

saucygrrl wrote 7 months ago: Since I’ve closed comments on the Happy Holidays thread I’ve gotten about a bazillion hi … more »

Tags: And the heavens broke open, Ding-Dong Merrily On High

Fated2 comments

saucygrrl wrote 8 months ago: I have a very lovely friend whom, last year, invited me to use her husband’s ticket to see The Dec … more »

Tags: A soapbox so high that I can't get down, pop culture

3 grams shy from tipping the scale to crazy5 comments

saucygrrl wrote 9 months ago: I’ve hit a milestone. I’ve gone from the kind of stress that makes you eat as if you’re prepar … more »

Tags: "Hooper drives the boat Chief", Neurosis-it’s not pretty but it gets the job done

Of Ponies and Posting16 comments

saucygrrl wrote 10 months ago: Ever since I learned how to talk, I’ve been bugging my family to get me a pony for my birthday. … more »

Tags: I live with the Griswolds, I Remember When, The Man, things I can blame on dad

9. I Yam Who I Yam2 comments

saucygrrl wrote 10 months ago: Many years ago, a guy I dated pointed out that I started out our relationship with listing off every … more »

Tags: The Man, things I can blame on dad, things I can blame on mom, A soapbox so high that I can't get down, I Remember When, no one cares what you had for lunch, "Hooper drives the boat Chief"

Numerology3 comments

saucygrrl wrote 11 months ago: For months I find that I keep seeing the number 829. I always happen to look at the clock when it … more »

Tags: snippets

"Hooper drives the boat Chief"11 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: Hooper, this is the internet. Internet this is Hooper. As Rockgrrl can tell you, Sean and I obsess … more »

Tags: "Hooper drives the boat Chief", And the heavens broke open, Ding-Dong Merrily On High, pop culture

Summertime, Summertime, Sum- Sum- Summertime4 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: I’d like to take a moment and remind everyone who is going to the beach this summer that when you … more »

Tags: A soapbox so high that I can't get down, The Man, things I can blame on dad

The Stealth Shopping Bandit Strikes Again3 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: (((A UPS delivery truck pulls up to the house))) “Hmm. Are you expecting something?” “Uh.” … more »

Tags: And the heavens broke open, snippets, The Man

iGot One2 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: There has been much hullabaloo and fanfare surrounding the iPhone in the last 6 months. It’s the c … more »

Tags: pop culture

Overwhelmed2 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: You know, it’s somewhat sad when one considers a brief trip to see my clinically insane family and … more »

Tags: Yeah I'm PMSing, what's your point?, I Remember When

5. Dear Abby7 comments

saucygrrl wrote 1 year ago: As I sit here on my mother-in-law’s deck listening to the sounds of police sirens in the backgroun … more »

Tags: The Man, And the heavens broke open, I live with the Griswolds, I Remember When, no one cares what you had for lunch


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