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Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 18 hours ago: Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see… I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean bur … more »

Tags: Best Wishes, Celebrities, Fan Mail, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Music, Thoughts, Amy Winehouse, Birthday

Kurt Cobain Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 19 hours ago: Hey Hot Lard, Kurt Cobain here. I’d love to wish you a happy birthday and say what a great site yo … more »

Tags: Best Wishes, Celebrities, Hot Lard's Birthday, Humor, Internet, Life, Music, Poetry, Thoughts

Demotivational Posters Volume #25

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 days ago: It just hit me, Hot Lard is about to turn 1. That’s right, on August 9th we will celebrate one ful … more »

Tags: Britney Spears, demotivational, demotivational posters, demotivator, Humor, Motivation, Motivational, Motivational Posters, photos

Hot Lard Relationship Help- The Best Makeup Letter Ever1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 days ago: We here at Hot Lard like to think we have a heart. A big fat sloppy heart that we like to share with … more »

Tags: HowTo, Humor, Life, PSA, Thoughts, Anal Sex, Britney Spears, Divorce, letter

Vindication from a Crack Head

thingschangemydear wrote 5 days ago: There’s one main crack dealer, she lives across the street from me. I’m not quite sure … more »

Tags: crackheads, Crackwhores, ODD MOMENTS, Crack Head, Weight loss

What A Wicked Web We Weave.... 1 comment

Cat wrote 1 week ago: I wish I was a spider weaving a web of delight weaving it in the daytime weaving into the night I … more »

Tags: Depression, Bipolar Disorder, mania, Psychology, Mental Health, Personal, Life, Humor, Pharmaceuticals

Comments.... Bring em on Bitch5 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: I am not in the business to bash other people’s blogs. Everyone has the right to their point of vi … more »

Tags: Best Wishes, Classic Comments, Fan Mail, forum, Humor, Internet, rants, Thoughts, WTF

Update to the Pakistani Spectator Interview1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: I was checking out the Pakistani Spectator (because that is where I get all my news) and found that … more »

Tags: Thoughts, Internet, Fan Mail, Celebrities, Humor, News, Reviews, Midget porn, *sniff*

Hot Lard Kodak Moment - Fighting for Truth in Advertising5 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: As a respected member of the journalistic pack, I was appalled and sadden to the point of suicide wh … more »

Tags: Email Scams, PSA, Internet, You suck, Hotties, Celebrities, photos, Humor, Kodak Moment

Hot Lard PSA - Don't Shoplift

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: Because we care! … more »

Tags: Thoughts, PSA, Public, photos, Tips & Tricks, Humor, Kodak Moment, demotivator, Life

My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick - Pull My Finger1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 4 weeks ago: I think that the term “Pull My Finger” should be used in peace talks. Nothing would brea … more »

Tags: Humor, Thoughts, Anal Sex, bastard, Butt, cyanide, Fart, Fart Jokes, Midget porn

A Hot Lard Kodak Moment - A Hard Question1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 4 weeks ago: Quick!!! Tell us your fathers name…. It’s OK, take your time. … more »

Tags: Thoughts, Internet, Celebrities, photos, Humor, Jokes, Kodak Moment, demotivator, Life

My Interview with the Pakistani Spectator5 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 4 weeks ago: Beings Hot Lard has become the most popular site on the internet and cable TV; I have received sever … more »

Tags: Thoughts, PSA, rants, Internet, animals, Fan Mail, Misc, Politics, Public

Entrepreneurs on crack cocaine exploiting young girls: 7 Challenges in a shifting marketplace

mattrc wrote 1 month ago: I’m really excited to be kicking off the first of our entrepreneurial reports here on Sex, Money, … more »

Tags: Make Money Online, approaching, Inner Game, Seduction, Entrepreneurship / Start ups, young sluts, Getting high on drugs, Business, Start Ups

I'm BACK!!!! - sort of1 comment

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 month ago: Hey kids, Just wanted to let you all know that I’m back from prison and I have a lot of storie … more »

Tags: Thoughts, Public, Humor, News, Life, Midget porn, *sniff*, Medication, Operation

Hot Lard Kodak Moment - Set Back, Relax, and Enjoy

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Have a great weekend everybody. … more »

Tags: Best Wishes, Humor, Kodak Moment, photos, Anal Sex, big tits, boobs, Bounce, Britney Spears

Reports from Prison - Wanted Posters3 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Hey Kids! While the guard was not looking, I was able to sneak into the warden’s office and get on … more »

Tags: photos, Humor, demotivator, Midget porn, nose, *sniff*, Pizza, penis, Soccer

Hot Lard is taking a break3 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Due to commitments we are unable to avoid (Prison Time) The Hot Lard crew is forced to take some tim … more »

Tags: Humor, Midget porn, *sniff*, Anal Sex, Prison, Taking a Break, brityney spears

Demotivational Posters Volume #197 comments

Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post We’re going away for awhile kids… So I’m hoping this partial l … more »

Tags: Celebrities, Christmas, demotivator, Humor, Jokes, photos, Thoughts, Anal Sex, anime


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