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Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday
Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see… I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean burrito with a large side of chips and…. Huh??? What???? I’m doing what??? WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOT L… more »
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Amy Winehouse Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 18 hours ago: Ummmmmmm, yes… hmmmm let’s see… I’ll take a bucket of chicken and a double beef and bean bur … more »
Kurt Cobain Wishes Hot Lard a Happy Birthday
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 19 hours ago: Hey Hot Lard, Kurt Cobain here. I’d love to wish you a happy birthday and say what a great site yo … more »
Demotivational Posters Volume #25
Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 days ago: It just hit me, Hot Lard is about to turn 1. That’s right, on August 9th we will celebrate one ful … more »
Hot Lard Relationship Help- The Best Makeup Letter Ever
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 days ago: We here at Hot Lard like to think we have a heart. A big fat sloppy heart that we like to share with … more »
Vindication from a Crack Head
thingschangemydear wrote 5 days ago: There’s one main crack dealer, she lives across the street from me. I’m not quite sure … more »
What A Wicked Web We Weave....
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Cat wrote 1 week ago: I wish I was a spider weaving a web of delight weaving it in the daytime weaving into the night I … more »
Comments.... Bring em on Bitch
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: I am not in the business to bash other people’s blogs. Everyone has the right to their point of vi … more »
Update to the Pakistani Spectator Interview
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: I was checking out the Pakistani Spectator (because that is where I get all my news) and found that … more »
Hot Lard Kodak Moment - Fighting for Truth in Advertising
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: As a respected member of the journalistic pack, I was appalled and sadden to the point of suicide wh … more »
Hot Lard PSA - Don't Shoplift
Ervin Sholpnick wrote 3 weeks ago: Because we care! … more »
My Thoughts by Ervin Shlopnick - Pull My Finger
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 4 weeks ago: I think that the term “Pull My Finger” should be used in peace talks. Nothing would brea … more »
A Hot Lard Kodak Moment - A Hard Question
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 4 weeks ago: Quick!!! Tell us your fathers name…. It’s OK, take your time. … more »
My Interview with the Pakistani Spectator
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 4 weeks ago: Beings Hot Lard has become the most popular site on the internet and cable TV; I have received sever … more »
Entrepreneurs on crack cocaine exploiting young girls: 7 Challenges in a shifting marketplace
mattrc wrote 1 month ago: I’m really excited to be kicking off the first of our entrepreneurial reports here on Sex, Money, … more »
I'm BACK!!!! - sort of
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 1 month ago: Hey kids, Just wanted to let you all know that I’m back from prison and I have a lot of storie … more »
Hot Lard Kodak Moment - Set Back, Relax, and Enjoy
Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Have a great weekend everybody. … more »
Reports from Prison - Wanted Posters
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Hey Kids! While the guard was not looking, I was able to sneak into the warden’s office and get on … more »
Hot Lard is taking a break
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Due to commitments we are unable to avoid (Prison Time) The Hot Lard crew is forced to take some tim … more »
Demotivational Posters Volume #19
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Ervin Sholpnick wrote 2 months ago: Official Hot Lard 1000 Hit Post We’re going away for awhile kids… So I’m hoping this partial l … more »
