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As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and  scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"

South Korea's subway system said Thursday it had removed advertisements for Japanese condoms from its carriages amid growing public anger over Tokyo's renewed claims to disputed islands. About 200 ads for Okamoto condoms were removed from carriages in Seoul on Tuesday, only five days after being posted, said Seoul Metro.

The ads didn't actually show any condoms -- heaven forbid! -- but did include the phrase "No. 1 in Japan."

Ain't that sweet?

Take these NSFW pictures some Spammer uploaded....

And if you are interested in Twinks for Cash, here's the link.

The Bill, according to the proponents who were called anti-life by some Catholic Bishops, guaranteed that it will not encourage abortion but will support artificial methods to attain population management without breaking responsible parenting and reproductive health of individuals engage in a relationship.

The Philippines has the highest birth rate in Asia and the country’s over population breeds poverty. The country has no population policy because majority of the politicians are afraid of the Catholic Church. To displease the church is a political suicide and so their hands tied and lips sealed when it comes to population management issue.

The Bishops have warned those who endorsed the Bill and promised not to give pols Holy Communion and thrashing in elections. But the congressmen who sponsor the Bill were steadfast in their resolve to pass the Reproductive Health Care Bill.

The pols questioned the intentions of the Bishops and throw the debate on why the church is not doing enough to help the growing problem of abandoned and unwanted children, street urchins and the illiterate and malnourished sons and daughters of urban and rural poor. And yet the Catholic Church is against population management where it could lessen social maladies and uplift the lives of millions of poor Filipinos trapped in poverty and absolute neglect.

]]> http://thisismyphilippines.wordpress.com/?p=23 Thu, 17 Jul 2008 08:38:37 +0000 thisismyphilippines http://thisismyphilippines.wordpress.com/?p=23 Lately the gong of contraceptives is ringing again. Some say its our choice to use. The Church says don't you dare.

Well, if I may, take my stand on this, I say, don't you dare.

For narrow focus, it's a matter of personal choice. But lets see it differently. Big picture view this time. Then its a matter of national concern.

For the unmarried, usage of contraceptives brings out a feeling of immunity for the consequence of doing something wrong in the first place. It alters proper thinking of the minds of young adults. Especially with the provocative advertisement we see on tv and billboards. Its basically suggestive to doing it without thinking of the outcome. It promotes a society with disregard for the rights of women. A condom is a bandage solution to a problem.

And why do we want to control our population anyway? Is it because we are afraid that we will become a nation of gaping mouth with nothing to eat?  Damn! People are gold! The trick is make them all productive!
Give them jobs!  Make them till the land and harvest the seas!  Arestohin ang tambay and force them to farm! That one tambay will be able to feed 3 people at the least if he farms.  Imagine all the able Filipinos working.  Imagine a nation full of productive people.  Why would you cut your hands?!!  The more the hands the more the output!  The better the economy!  The stronger the Philippine nation!

So what does the government need to do to harness the potential of its people?  Give more focus on education.  Create more productive state owned economic institutions.  Say, government managed farm cooperatives.  Revise the penal law.  Make the inmates more productive.  You do the rest of the thinking...  Point made....

MABUHAY ANG PILIPINAS!!!!!

Now for the News.....

Air hostess picks up chocolate bar and wins space trip (Reuters)

Today 12:12 AM

Reuters - A French air hostess will become one of Europe's pioneer space tourists after picking a chocolate wrapper out of the rubbish and finding a winning number in a competition to fly to the upper reaches of the earth's atmosphere.

Frantic rescue effort saves doll, not baby

Tuesday 12:01 AM

POLICE have smashed their way into a car to save a dying baby, only to be confronted by a lifelike doll.

Lucky he knew to hang on

Tuesday 12:00 AM

HE has to be the luckiest koala in Australia. Hit by a car, the marsupial survived a 12km ride with his head stuck through the vehicle's front grille.

And the Band Plait On

Tuesday 1:00 AM

Chinese-made hair bands fashioned from recycled condoms.

Blind air traffic controllers invited to apply

12/07/2008 7:34 AM

AN airport has advertised for an air traffic controller - and offered those interested a braille application kit.