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The Gangster's Intercourse: A Wrinkle in Time

For this post, Zelda shall continue her procrastination. But! Zelda is going to respond to a comment made by the Most Fashionable Marie on the Most Fashionable Vivienne’s recent Chimera of Fashion [… more »

The Gangster's Intercourse: A Wrinkle in Time — 4 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 3 weeks ago: For this post, Zelda shall continue her procrastination. But! Zelda is going to respond to a comment … more »

Tags: chimera, General angst, Graduate School Yeah that Sucked, Instructions for Wooing Zel, fashionable chimeras of fashion

I never said I wasn't gonna tell nobody. — 2 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 3 weeks ago: Zelda knows, Dearest, Most Fashionable Reader, that she must write a few more poems to reach her go … more »

Tags: bodies, can you hear me, major tom?, celebrity angst, Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Faces of Fashion, Fashionable Unrequited Love of Fashion, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, General angst, Graduate School Yeah that Sucked

After the fall from innocence, the legend begins. . . — 3 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 month ago: Dearest Reader: I do believe I have let it be known that I am quite obsessed with the Most Fashionab … more »

Tags: Blatant Thievery, celebrity angst, Every Rose Has Its Thorn, FAME! I WANNA LIVE FOREVER!, Fashionable Childhood Films of Fashion, Fashionable Graphics of Fashion, General angst, I Heart Tristan Ludlow!, Lines Ending w/the Word "Body"

Because Zelda Hearts The Neverending Story — 2 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 month ago: Zelda regrets that she cannot even begin to write a poemlogue even a tenth as fashionable as the Mos … more »

Tags: Convee Poemlogues, Convee Poems, Faces of Fashion, Fashionable Childhood Books of Fashion, Fashionable Childhood Films of Fashion, Fashionable Childhood Television of Fashion, Fashionable Jewelry, Fashionable Redundancy of Fashion, Fie on The Nothing! Fie! Fie! Fie!

Zelda's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Evening — 4 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 1 month ago: This evening has been a Very Bad Evening for Zelda. It started out most fabulously with a fabulously … more »

Tags: Anonymity Yes Please, Cigarettes, Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Fashionable Redundancy of Fashion, Fire! Fire! Fire!, Issues Issues O Lord the Issues, Lines Ending w/a Body Part, November Rain is a Video of Fashion, Oh Yeah the Poem

And we’ll steal the light of the world! — 11 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 2 months ago: It is late, late, late. It is very, very late, and the Very Bad Band across the street is playing a … more »

Tags: Faces of Fashion, Loin Girding, Oh Yeah the Poem, Cigarettes, water water everywhere, Fashionable Jewelry, Tiny Bottles of Expensive Champagne, Vanishing Trees and other Disappearing Acts, O and O and O

Now I’m just stupid! I’m so awful! — 1 comment

zeldafitzgerald wrote 2 months ago: Here it is, Most Fashionable Reader: the penultimate NaPoWriMoFa (National Poetry Writing Month of F … more »

Tags: Faces of Fashion, Loin Girding, Oh Yeah the Poem, Anonymity Yes Please, Poems I Do Not Stand By, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, Shame Shame O the Shame!, The Horror! The Horror!, Fashionable Poems of Fashion

I am doll parts. Bad skin. Doll heart. — 5 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 2 months ago: Most fashionable reader! Is NaPoWriMoFa/ FaNaPoWriMo (National Poetry Writing Month of Fashion/Fashi … more »

Tags: Cigarettes, Courtney Love I Love You, Crayola appetizers, Fashionable Childhood Television of Fashion, Fashionable Childhood Toys of Fashion, Fast Bikes YES YES YES, I heart Johnny Depp, I Heart Law & Order, In Ur Adolessinz Ruinin Yr Memrees

Just you try to hold me down. Come on, try to shut me up. — 5 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 2 months ago: My dearest, most fashionable reader: the intensity of NaPoWriMoFa (National Poetry Writing Month of … more »

Tags: Every Rose Has Its Thorn, Faces of Fashion, FAME! I WANNA LIVE FOREVER!, I Heart Law & Order, nanananananakneeskneeskness, Oh Yeah the Poem, Overboard Is a Movie of Fashion!, parentheses, Poems that are not about the Embassy of Finland

Yeah. They really want you. They really do. — 10 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 3 months ago: Most Fashionable Reader! Reader of Fashion! Zelda must confess tonight. Zelda must confess that she … more »

Tags: Bad tans are bad, Fashionable Jewelry, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, hipsters, How Many No Money Boys Are Crazy?, I Heart Joseph Campbell, nanananananakneeskneeskness, Oh Yeah the Poem, Self-Help Guides

Go for credit in the real world. Won't you try? — 8 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 3 months ago: Ah, Dearest, Most Fashionable Readers! Upon researching Dearest, Most Fashionable Slash on the inter … more »

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Cigarettes, Americana, Fashionable Jewelry, Tiny Bottles of Expensive Champagne, Oh Dear This Is A Long One, I'm Gonna Get Medieval on Your..., I Heart Law & Order, Self-Help Guides

We're gonna rise above. We gotta smash it up. — 9 comments

zeldafitzgerald wrote 3 months ago: Dear Reader: Zelda is tired today. Zelda is weary, for Zelda had a mini-breakdown today in the middl … more »

Tags: Oh Yeah the Poem, Cigarettes, water water everywhere, Anonymity Yes Please, What Is with All the Blanks?, Vanishing Trees and other Disappearing Acts, I Love Ginger Ale!, Gen X / Angst / Apathy, Meat Nom Nom Nom


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