Y ya que lo que quieren es empezar a aplastar a los servidores de kopa, porque no empezar a descargar este increible juego...

Lo que la gente de Abbot Mead Vickers BBDO en Inglaterra hizo con Mr. T es sensacional y digno de una “marca” cómo claramente es él, incluso le dejaron dar tres golpes sensacionales, primero con un teaser para que la gente se pusiera atenta y luego dos fulminantes golpes, uno por cada comercial, que le hacen subirse al trono de las marcas más exitosas con uno de los mejores comerciales a Mars, para uno de sus productos estrella y mucho cacahuate, (o nuts) llamado Snickers.

Aquí el teaser:

Y sin escatimar en la producción ni en las ideas perfectamente aterrizadas, nos presentan este par de maravillosos comerciales que alguna vez esperamos ver en otras pantallas alrededor del mundo, y que no sólo se queden en UK:

Uyyy, fantásticos anuncios y todo un honor para Mr. T al que también le acompaña la brillante página Get Some Nuts, con contenido para descargar desde íconos para el messenger o wallpapers, entre otros.

Ya hasta me siento con ánimos de alguna vez ver un comercial con el buen Chuck Norris, a ver si de pronto se me hace.

Pô, se o cara é capaz de matar Chuck Norris, a escola deveria mantê-lo no lugar dos seguranças. Não haveria atentado, não haveria violência nas redondezas...

E terrorismo é a mãe! Mais fácil ele morrer do que matar, né? Eternas paranóias estadunidenses...

I suppose that I'm done here. Gonna find those wolverines that raided the refrigerator. Until I return, I'm leaving posts to Senor Dolphin.

humor-blogs

Multnomah, 2008 (241 pp, hbk)

Who should read a book warmly recommended by Chuck Norris?  If your range of cultural reference doesn't include the erstwhile star of the Delta Force films and Walker, Texas Ranger, then the obvious comic responses to that question won't make you snigger.  Nevertheless, you should read this book.

It is written by Alex & Brett Harris, twin brothers who are teenagers at the time of writing, and who are the originators and instigators of what they call The Rebelution, a rebellion against low expectations.  This book is an articulate and coherent call to their fellows to shake off the myth of adolescence, with the low expectations attached to it, and - having broken those shackles - to do hard things: to take risks to grow, to pursue excellence, to dream and dare big, to be faithful and choose integrity, and to take a stand for what is right.  They challenge their readers to be salt and light by erecting in their lives the three pillars of Christlike character, God-honouring competence, and potentially world-spanning collaboration.  Although much of the language is Christian, for the bulk of the book the gospel is implied rather than stated.  Indeed, the authors acknowledge that in some sense the desire and intention to do hard things is a worthy model for all.  However, at the end of the book there is a chapter which makes very plain that they see this Rebelution in gospel terms, tying the aims and desires of this movement to the realities of salvation through Jesus and life in the kingdom of God.  Along the way there are various fascinating, impressive, and inspiring testimonies, together with practical counsels as to how one might go about pursuing any element of the framework laid out.

The book is afire with the enthusiasm and exuberance of youth: while you might smile once or twice at the effects of this in the writing, it is no bad thing.  It is enthusiasm and exuberance that is clearly having an effect in practice: these are not dreamers only, but doers also.  There are things in the background with which I would take some issue (certain assumptions about particular doctrines or practices in Christ's church), but they are in the background for the most part.  It would be easy to sneer at these gentlemen, and to make sniffy comments about how you could probably get a book published if you were related to Josh Harris of I Kissed Dating Goodbye fame.  But I would suggest that that they are not just Josh Harris's kid brothers, and should not be dismissed as such.  They have something worthwhile to say, and they say it well, and it seems to be striking a chord with others dissatisfied with the dissolution of most teenage years.

The church as much as society at large has often dismissed or undervalued its young people, expecting little of them, investing little in them, and ultimately breeding a casual, careless, and often carnal generation.  The tendency to ghettoise different ages in the church - would we ever do the same with different racial groups? - feeds into the problem rather than addressing it.  A serious reading of this book would, it might be hoped, act not as a wake-up call for teenagers only, but also a sobering jolt for those who parent, pastor, teach, train, minister to and live with teenagers.  By all means, buy this book for your teenage children, friends, and church members.  Make sure they read it.  But, before you give it to them, make sure you read it first.

"Chuck Norris usa el papel de lija como servilletas."

Quello che potrebbe sembrare uno scherzo ben riuscito è invece un gioco vero: Super Chuck Norris Bros, che potete ammirare nel video, esiste davvero e può essere scaricato in versione demo.

Come si può evincere dal nome, si tratta di un rifacimento di Super Mario Bros. con Chuck Norris come protagonista. Inutile dire che il barbuto attore è molto ma molto più efficace di Mario nello sgominare povere tartarughe e funghetti vari.

Chi l’ha scaricato giura che nel file non ci sono virus, e che funziona perfettamente. Purtroppo non abbiamo potuto testare direttamente perchè la pagina di download ha temporaneamente raggiunto i limiti massimi di banda.

Scarica Super Chuck Norris Bros.

FONTE: gamesblog.it

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Saw this over at Kotaku and had to post it. There's a video on YouTube of 'Super Chuck Norris Bros.' and it's pretty cool. Chuck Norris killing everything in the Mario universe (Koopas, Goombas e.t.c.) this is a right laugh. Anyway I continued reading and found out that there's a demo of the game available. I'm downloading right now, i'll play it and post my impressions.

Sin comentarios xDDD

Y aquí está el enlace para que descarguen el juego.

O Homem, o Mito, a Lenda, o Jogo!? É o jogo!!!

O teaser apareceu pela primeira vez no YouTube em 2006, e o mundo dos jogos sabia que era apenas uma questão de tempo até que a idéia fosse colocada em prática.
Fonte e download: aqui e aqui
“Chuck Norris doesn’t need a mushroom.”

Ringardes, ringards, nazes, nazes : vous n’êtes pas seul (e)s et surtout votre cas n’est pas désespéré(e).

Entrons dans le vif du sujet avec le dernier exemple en date : Jean-Claude Van Damme alias Le Chou de Bruxelles. Après avoir été un phénomène de foire (ses débordements et ses «pensées» sont devenus cultes) cette année il revient. « JCVD » son nouveau film est même applaudi par les Inrocks ! A quand un entretien de Greg Le Millionnaire dans La Tribune ? Car le passage d’Ici-Paris à Technikart ne tient à pas grand-chose. Le moyen le plus sûr reste le « livre-vérité ». Deux avantages. Un, cela prouve que vos doigts et votre cerveau sont bien coordonnés. Deux, vous pouvez faire la tournée des talk shows et ainsi rire aux vannes (médiocres) des chroniqueurs en notant que «vous ne vous prenez pas au sérieux ».

Dans la vie de tous les jours, c’est encore moins compliqué. Par exemple, qui aurait parié que les belles nuques longues ou les moustaches fournies à la « trucker » reviendraient à la mode ? Même pas l’esthète Chuck Norris. Ne jetez pas encore vos ‘tiags, votre jean Lee et votre t-shirt noir avec des dessins de loups bleus ! Parlez de la tendance dans la banlieue nord de Tokyo et c’est joué. Lors d’un dîner, pour s’extirper du long silence après un bide, évoquez directement le second degré ! N’oubliez pas de noter que « vous ne vous prenez pas au sérieux »

Soyez définitivement rassurés : les pédants et autres donneurs de leçons ne peuvent rien contre vous. Vous risquez au pire des petites sueurs, des rougissements (nos amis de couleurs ont là un avantage indéniable.) ou des bégayements. En vérité, ringardes, ringards, nazes, nazes, je vous le dis : vous êtes votre seul point faible. D’abord parce qu’on est toujours le ringard de quelqu’un et que surtout on se prend tous un peu au sérieux.

]]> http://theshenanigans.wordpress.com/?p=1009 Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:21:39 +0000 moneysworthless http://theshenanigans.wordpress.com/?p=1009

I was just watching Bruce Lee's "Enter the Dragon" and "Way of the Dragon" the other day, and I decided take a deeper look at the legend himself. This dude's the real deal!

• Lee's striking speed from three feet with his hands down by his side reached five hundredths of a second.^[49]
• Lee's combat movements were at times too fast to be captured on film at 24fps, so many scenes were shot in 32fps to put Lee in slow motion. Normally martial arts films are sped up.^[50][51][52]
• In a speed demonstration, Lee could snatch a dime off a person's open palm before they could close it, and leave a penny behind.^[53]
• Lee could perform push ups using only his thumbs^[41][48]
• Lee would hold an elevated v-sit position for 30 minutes or longer.^[47]
• Lee could throw grains of rice up into the air and then catch them in mid-flight using chopsticks.^[41]
• Lee performed one-hand push-ups using only the thumb and index finger^{[48][54][41][48]}
• Lee performed 50 reps of one-arm chin-ups.^[55]
• From a standing position, Lee could hold a 125 lb (57 kg) barbell straight out.^[47][41]
• Lee could break wooden boards 6 inches (15 cm) thick.^[56]
• Lee performed a side kick while training with James Coburn and broke a 150-lb (68 kg) punching bag^[47][57]
• Lee could cause a 300-lb (136 kg) bag to fly towards and thump the ceiling with a side kick.^[48]
• In a move that has been dubbed "Dragon Flag", Lee could perform leg lifts with only his shoulder blades resting on the edge of a bench and suspend his legs and torso perfectly horizontal midair.^[58]
• Lee could thrust his fingers through unopened steel cans of Coca-Cola, at a time before cans were made of the softer aluminum metal.^[59]
• Lee could use one finger to leave dramatic indentations on pine wood.^[59]

From Wikipedia

While those were actual feats performed by Lee, his opponent in "Way of the Dragon", Chuck Norris, has his own internet sensation in Chuck Norris Facts. Suffice it to say, they aren't how you say...true.

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

• Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

• Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
• There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
• When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
• Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
• Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
• Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
• Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

Many more at ChuckNorrisFacts.com

]]> http://octavavida.wordpress.com/?p=106 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:10:50 +0000 dragoonslayerck http://octavavida.wordpress.com/?p=106 Bueno pues la entrada de hoy, es gracias a Sagis69 del foro de ApocalipsisZombie.com que nos lo ha enseñado y yo no he parado de reir y reir como un descosio!!   x)

Total gym, is it really what it claims? I have received a lot of response from my website which is #7 in google when someone types Personal Trainer and my YouTube channel which has Total Gym exercise videos.

I recently received a question about the Total Gym Gimmick and I thought it deserved further discussion.

First of all, the Total Gym is endorsed by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is one of my personal favorites. Just because he's the most formidable real life and movie action hero of all time could be reason enough for most people to get the Total Gym. That, or the possibility of a roundhouse kick to the face would be another possibility.

All joking aside I have been using the Total Gym with my clients for about 3 years. The version of the Total Gym I use at our fitness studio is called the GTS. The GTS is exactly the same as the Total Gym but it is the commercial version which is a little more sturdy for heavy duty use.

Myself and my clients enjoy using the machine as part of a complete exercise program. The cable exercises are very comparable to the exercises on a cable cross over or free motion machine.

The best exercise is the pull up because it allows you to really isolate your lats. It works very well because laying face down on the bench disallows much of the cheating which you see people who struggle doing a set of regular pull ups. Plus it allows people to do pull ups who couldn't dream of doing a set of regular pull ups.

What the machine lacks for leg exercises it makes up for with good for arms, shoulders, chest and even abdominal exercises. The machine allows for resistance attachments which would increase the benefit of the leg exercises drastically.

Overall I would consider the Total Gym a solid home workout machine for anyone who has a little extra space or a garage. The machine is no gimmick and can be adjusted to multiple levels of resistance to accommodate for people of many levels of training.

For those of you who do not know how the machine works, there is a bench which slides w/ little or no friction on a raised track. The cables are attached to the top of the bench which are attached to the top of the stand or base.

The stand has multiple levels which determine the amount of resistance you will have for the exercise. The resistance is going to be a percentage of your body weight unless you add resistance to the bench with available attachments or weight plates.

You can transition from exercise to exercise very fast which adds to a great workout in less time. While I wouldn't prefer the Total Gym over a gym membership or great set of dumbbells and a bench I would say it would be a good purchase for anyone looking to build their fitness levels.

Unlike most "As Seen on TV" products, this is no gimmick and can be used as part of a successful weight loss, muscle gain, strength training or general fitness program.

If you are interested in checking out any of the exercises you can do on the home exercise machine, check out Total Gym Workout Videos on my website. If you decide to purchase one, help support the website by clicking on Chuck Norris or any link to TotalGymDirect.com to purchase a Total Gym.

Aquilo valia a nota do trimestre inteiro, tudo bem aquilo vai se dividido depois na hora da nota e vai te acho que mais umas 4 prova pela frente mas AH MEU DEUS DO CÉU O QUE EU FAÇO HMMM T_T

Ta bom, eu acho que não fui tããããããããão mal na prova, mas o que eu quero mesmo é que chegue logo a porcaria das férias x.x

Uma peena que só comece dia 25 DE JULHO! AAAAAAAAAAAAA QUE INFERNO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

NHA TAMBÉM QUEM MANDO AQUELA VEIA FIADAPUTA FAZE UMA BOSTA DE PROVA TÃO DIFÍCIL CARALHO FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK BITCH BITCH BITCH AIN ME DEU UMA VONTADE DE FALAR PALAVRÃO EM INGLÊS HIHIHI BITCH BITCH SÓ SEI ESSES AIN GENTE TCHAU HAHAHAHA

AI GENTE AS IAMGENS AQUI DO BLOG TÃO MUITO VIOLENTAS VOU MUDAR A PÁGINA "Você pode ver isso" JÁ PASSOU UMA SEMANA HI

Non ho mai provato quella non virtuale, ma immagino sia parecchio diversa e non abbia come effetto collaterale (anzi come UNICO effetto) quello di farti venire un sonno che neanche un film di Kim Ki-Duk.

Questa nuova idiozia si chiama I-Doser, e viene spacciata (scusate il gioco di parole) come droga virtuale, scaricabile da internet.
Mettete in Google "I-Doser" e vedete cosa trovate.
Trattasi di file mp3 da ascoltare in cuffia: le frequenze che si palleggiano da un orecchio all'altro dovrebbero stimolare determinate onde cerebrali e indurre gli stessi stati indotti dalle varie droghe.
Non è musica: è un rumore abbastanza irritante che va e che viene, simile a una sorta di sirena o di muggito.
Almeno il file che ho io come "Heroin" è così.
Poi ne ho altri: "Divinorum" (simula la Salvia), "Peyote", "Opium" ed ho visto che c'era anche "Hand of Chuck Norris" ma non l'ho preso perché non mi interessava.
A leggere i resoconti di chi ha provato 'sta roba, c'è da prendersi bene; ma probabilmente questi sono gli stessi ai quali quando avevi dodici anni facevi fumare delle canne di rosmarino e ti dicevano: "Ciò ou! Son tropo foraaa, ciò".
Il cervello -si sa- fa miracoli, come ad esempio convincerti che dei ronzii fastidiosi possano farti risparmiare i soldi che spendi ogni settimana in fumo e crack.
Scaricarsi la droga da emule: particamente il sogno bagnato di ogni universitario fricchettone rincoglionito.
E infatti in Spagna I-Doser ha fatto un successone.

Ma facciamoci 4 grasse risate con il solito "scoop" per benpensanti babbei (i corsivi sono miei, e l'articolo, scritto probabilmente da uno degli autori di "Lucignolo", viene da un sito Mediaset):

"L'allarme è stato lanciato dal GAT il Nucleo Speciale Frodi Telematiche della Guardia di Finanza, che ha scoperto la novità nei blog e nei forum dove i giovani si scambiano informazioni.
Le community online, infatti, sono i luoghi di spaccio della cyber-droga, che riproduce gli effetti delle sostanze tradizionali, ma è ovviamente diversa per la modalità di somministrazione. Non va nè ingerita, nè inalata, tantomeno fumata. Basta scaricare il software I-Doser, rilassarsi e indossare le cuffie.

Come qualsiasi mp3, i file droganti sono recuperabili attraverso i programmi peer to peer o in alcuni siti appositamente creati per diffondere l'I-Doser.
Lo spaccio virtuale segue gli stessi meccanismi di quello convenzionale. "L'I-Doser all'inizio viene regalato come una dose tradizionale, scaricare i file è quindi gratuito. Dopo, per procurarsela bisogna pagare dai 5 ai 10 euro", dice il colonnello Rapetto. "E su questo si può immaginare anche una speculazione del crimine organizzato, sebbene ci sia una fondamentale differenza rispetto alle droghe tradizionali: le dosi virtuali sono utilizzabili più volte".
E ancora diversamente dal mercato convenzionale delle droghe, non esistono divieti per l'I-Doser, che è dunque legale in quanto non regolamentato."

Credetemi: la Nutella e l'Xbox danno molta più soddisfazione.

PS: nel caso le altre dosi siano meglio di questa, ve lo farò sapere... sempreché abbia di nuovo la pazienza di sottopormi alla mezzoretta di ronzii.

PPS: E' estate quindi non solo aggiorno poco il blog, ma lo aggiorno anche con notizie degne di "Studio Aperto"! Enjoy!

I got my new Arsenal jersey yesterday. It looks a little strange, but I'll get used to it.

For some reason, this seems to me like a good time to start getting hyped about the new season. It's time to rumble, and all the pessimism that some Arsenal supporters (if we can call them that) are exhibiting should be ignored. We stand a good shot at pretty much anything, so there's no cause for concern.

A few things to note, since I haven't written about the team in eons. First of all, the departures. It seems clear that at least one of Hleb and Adebayor will go. I don't think there's really much to be negative about here. There have been attacks on both players in recent days, but I think most of these are unwarranted. Adebayor has been excellent, and while it could be said that leaving the club for Milan might not be the biggest vouch of loyalty, these things happen and it's really a career choice more than anything else. It's a decision he has the luxury of making, and I don't really think this speaks poorly of him as a person at all.

On the other hand, Hleb will probably have played the football he most enjoys in his entire career here at Arsenal. Still, it's clear that these past seasons have been a bit difficult for him, and the Eduardo incident will no doubt play a part in his decision. The point is this: it's simple to paint these fellows as mercenaries and money-grubbing folk, but it would be a pretty naive viewpoint to adopt.

And Flamini might be missed, but I have no doubt that he will be replaced in the coming weeks, assuming Wenger does not already have plans for a positional change for someone.

On the topic of arrivals, however, we've only had two, so far, but at least Nasri looks to be capable of making an immediate impact. While it's hard to say in the hard-hitting English league how quickly a player will adapt, if at all (here's looking at you, Sheva), Nasri is young enough and technically capable enough to do so in a relatively short amount of time. What he has to do is to dig in, keep positive, and learn quickly. And he probably needs a bit of luck too.

The common idea is that Arsenal is a team full of kids, always waiting to explode (and yet leaving the club for 'greener pastures' once they establish themselves). Next season actually looks kind of to be the same thing. Our young players are mostly great, but they are far from being of the standard described by the superlatives not uncommonly associated with first-team stars.

That's not to say that all of them are not ready. If any of them made progress last season, it was Theo Walcott, who just might find that extra gear this year. Alex Song, a player I admittedly didn't think very highly of in the past, has also impressed consistently last season, and if I had to put my money on a second young player, it would be him.

On the other hand, the return of Sagna and possibly Eduardo will no doubt be a great boost to the squad. Hopefully, the Croatian striker will be able to find the form he was close to hitting before his injury.

Rosicky and Van Persie can be vital to the title effort. Personally, I think Van Persie is probably the best attacking player in the squad right now, and Rosicky is the sort of player who's able to conjure that bit of magic when you need it. But as all Arsenal fans will tell you, they need to stay fit. Seriously, my memories of their appearances in these past two seasons are less vivid than those of Bergkamp and Co. all of ten years ago. They've just appeared so little. I'm banking on one out of two, and I think that might just be enough to get us to something of an advantage.

With the departures (Lehmann too) and the possible ones (Gilberto?), the one thing that seems to me a bit worrying is the depth of the squad. It bit us hard last season, and surely the roster looks shorter now than it was back then. While it's fair to say that we don't expect player injuries to affect us that badly, we've been stung before, and I'm not sure the Arsenal faithful are prepared to watch that happen again.

Still, all said, it looks to be a great season. Let's start this season (and finish it) all guns a-blazing, shall we?

Random

The Zing Laser is a machine that allows you to laser engrave your own stuff. [via Gizmodo, thanks Paul] Now I have a brand-new way to torture my friends! "Your hand here, Nicholas!"

You know the recorded tune they use in place of school bells these days? That tune is part of the Westminster Chimes. [via Wikipedia]

Prince Harry the volunteer. [via BBC News]

Audio hobbies are expensive, and a bit of nostalgia. [via The Online Photographer]

22 iPhone apps for science geeks. [via Wired Science] I've never really thought very highly of the iPhone, but this changes my mind a little.

Super Chuck Norris Bros. is... real? [via Kotaku]

ParticleMan is a Spore prototype that allows you to mess with particle physics and create solar systems. [via Kotaku] At least, that's what the description seems to tell me. Haven't got down to trying it yet.

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" The way to a man's heart is through his stomach."

But some wise guy forgot to mention that a way to his stomach is through his oesophagus first. And his mouth before that. And that the best way to quench the cravings of the oesophagus is to go where your nose takes you - Inorbit.

A mere stone's throw away from my *ahem* house, it is a haven for all people unemployed, temporarily or permanently. Well, that depends on how strong your throwing arm is, doesn't it? Chuck Norris' throw would probably take Inorbit out along with its foundations. And oh, Hypercity too, for good measure.

But as being Chuck Norris is left to the great man himself, we try to make our way more humbly towards the towering structure called Inorbit. Of course, the specifications for being able to go to Inorbit include having a pocket as deep as Lake Tanganyika. For all those who don't know, Lake Tanganyika is a deep lake in Mongolia, where people are supposed to drown themselves if they don't know where Inorbit is. So, as we approach Inorbit, the 1st part of our modus operandi is to check our wallets to see if we have enough dough about us.

Inorbit has very few places worth visiting, for people like us. There is absolutely nothing on the Ground Level, unless you count some hot chicks lying around on the seats. And oh yeah, in case you're interested and you are one of the older generation, some grandmothers (single or otherwise) about. With their grandchildren. :P

Then there is Planet World (for the physically healthy ones), Crossword (for the mentally healthy ones), Planet M (for the musically healthy ones), and some other shops (which I must add, are for the well-endowed ones :P ) on the First Level.

But there are some forces in Middle Earth, which are more powerful than most. (Sorry, I get lost in the LOTR world sometimes.) Some forces, which are far beyond the reckoning of the strongest man, the wisest elf, or the doughtiest dwarf. Which even Sauron the Great cannot overwhelm. And as we get to the Second Level, we realize that we need to fulfil our Inorbit Destiny. Our Final Quest.

Okay, histrionics apart, we realize that the Christians weren't kidding about the Garden of Eden. At the pinnacle of the mall is a delightful place, full of Eves and poisonous apples, and snakes too. :P As a wondrous light wells up in our eyes, we bound forward on gleeful feet, trying to grab at any sort of delicious apples we could lay our teeth on. Of course, that would amount to shop-lifting (apple lifting anyone?). But it was just a figure of speech.

So, we head towards the cheapest, but by no means the worst, place on that level - Subway. A delightful sub-sandwich is in the works, and the thoughts. Being an expert on the topic of sub-sandwiches, I have extensive knowledge on the subject of these foot-long miracles of humanity. I order the best one there, a Chicken Teriyaki, to satiate my hunger pangs. Of course, best does not mean costliest either, but who cares?! The best part about the Second Level of Inorbit is that it is dedicated to That force on Middle Earth before which all are helpless. And I did not mean the poisonois gases out of a person's backside.

There is Pizza Hut, Rajdhani, Barista, Birdy's, Noodle Bar, Moti Mahal, China Joe, Santino's, BreadTalk, Kailash Parbat and many more besides my all-time favourtite, Subway. Delicious huh? Always makes me want to rush to Inorbit. Or ask Chuck Norris to throw me there.

Maybe Inorbit should sign me up for their promotional campaigns. :P I do a good job, don't I? Shoo now, let me enjoy the Teriyaki in peace.

Bom, da DHL eu só tenho essas, mas tem outras também:
Jeep:

E agora vai uma série de imagens que são as que eu mais gostei, mas eu não faço idéia de que empresa/comunidade/organização de acoolicos anônimos é isso:

E eu to com uma preguiça do cacete de postar todas aqui x.x

Mas eu peguei todas essas imagens nesse site aqui

With that said though, Chuck Norris will forever be in our hearts and minds as the dude who can kick your ass and this apparent freeware demo of him giving the Mushroom Kingdom a new asshole is evident of that fact. Who knew we, as civil-minded people, can take utter joy of chainsawing goombas until they fly off the screen.

You can download the demo version of the game here.