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<title><![CDATA[En Lamu, lo mejor es ser burro...]]></title>
<link>http://facetas.wordpress.com/?p=651</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 18:07:00 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>pablogo</dc:creator>
<guid>http://facetas.wordpress.com/?p=651</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Mack me llamó la atención porque fue la primera persona a la que le oía hablar en inglés con ace]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><em>Mack me llamó la atención porque fue la primera persona a la que le oía hablar en inglés con acento estadounidense después de cinco días en Lamu, un archipiélago situado en Kenia, a unos 200 kilómetros de la frontera con Somalia, en el que parece que el reloj se ha parado en el siglo XVI. No es broma: la esclavitud sólo se abolió aquí en 1907. En la principal isla del archipiélago, Lamu, viven 15.000 personas, que tienen <strong>como medio de transporte 3.000 burros y dos coches</strong> (en realidad, los coches no son de ellos: <strong>uno es del DC, o 'District Commissioner', es decir, el gobernador de la provincia, y <span style="text-decoration:underline;">el otro del Hospital de Burros, creado por una ONG británica para socorrer a los asnos con problemas de salud</span></strong>). </em><a href="http://www.elmundo.es/elmundo/2008/07/22/cronicasdesdeeeuu/1216738274.html">Leer más</a></p></blockquote>
<p>La noticia-reportaje es del periódico El Mundo. Es un interesante y breve artículo sobre actividades mercenarias de estadounidenses en Kenia. A mí, lo que me llama la atención, sin embargo, es el hecho de que el segundo de los dos únicos coches de la isla, es <em><strong><span style="text-decoration:underline;">del Hospital de Burros, creado por una ONG británica para socorrer a los asnos con problemas de salud,</span> </strong></em></p>
<p>Supongo que <strong>los de la ONG prefirieron <em>ocuparse de los suyos</em></strong>, antes que de las personas. Me encantaría saber cómo se llama esa <em>oenegé</em>. Y quien la financia. Me encantaría saber a quién votan y qué opinan sobre muchos otros temas, los directivos de esa ONG...</p>
<p>Muchas veces (no todas, <span style="text-decoration:underline;">no siempre</span>) las ideas, los partidos, se definen por quienes les dan soporte (los sostienen). No sé si a mí me gustaría compartir ideario o, en su caso, que me votaran estos... ¡BURROS!</p>
<p><span style="color:white;">.<br />
</span>Nos vemos.<br />
<span style="color:white;">.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:8pt;font-family:Verdana;"><strong> Addenda</strong>:<br />
No me he resistido a buscarla y la <em>Nueva Biblioteca de Alejandría</em> (léase Internet) y su eficaz <em>bibliotecario</em> (léase Google) me han sacado de dudas en 0,58 segundos...<br />
(<span>Resultados <strong>1</strong> - <strong>10</strong> de aproximadamente <strong>236</strong> de <strong>Lamu ong donkeys</strong>.  (<strong>0,58</strong> segundos)<br />
¡Me encanta Internet!</span></p>
<p><span>Bueno a lo que vamos... que los <em>miembros</em> y, seguramente, <em>miembras</em> de esta ONG se "agrupan" bajo el nombre de <a href="http://www.thedonkeysanctuary.org.uk/site/1/Kenya.html" target="_blank">The Donkey Sanctuary</a>... ¡ya empezamos mal con el nombre...!<br />
</span><span style="color:white;">.</span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Foi bom pra você!???]]></title>
<link>http://eitacoisa.wordpress.com/?p=32</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 17:14:44 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>anamelia</dc:creator>
<guid>http://eitacoisa.wordpress.com/?p=32</guid>
<description><![CDATA[
Os efeitos da pesquisa são potencializados com a bebedeira…
“Sou uma Anta!”. Se você macho ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;"><em><a href="http://eitacoisa.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/aa.jpg"></a></em></span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;"><em><a href="http://eitacoisa.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/aa2.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-65" src="http://eitacoisa.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/aa2.jpg" alt="" width="353" height="268" /></a></em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;"><em>Os efeitos da pesquisa são potencializados com a bebedeira…</em></span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify;"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;">“Sou uma Anta!”. Se você macho leitor já disse/pensou isso ao acordar com a mulher “errada” ao lado na cama, fique tranqüilo! Uma pesquisa feita com os Britânicos aponta que os homens ao acordarem ficam temporariamente mais burros. Sim, caros leitores. Vocês, homens, ficam mais burros ao acordarem. A pesquisa afirma que mesmo se fosse a <strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Gisele Bündchen </span></strong>ou até mesmo a<strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"> Juliana Paes </span></strong>na cama vocês<strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;"> </span></strong>pensariam assim. Ao contrário de nós mulheres, que se acordássemos ao lado de <strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Brad Pitt</span></strong> ou do <strong><span style="font-family:Verdana;">Marcos Pasquim</span></strong> já ficaríamos excitadíssimas. É, mais uma vez, uma pesquisa mostra que as mulheres são estão a frente dos homens. É… ponto pras mulheres.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:right;" align="right"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;"><strong>Anamélia da Silveira Araribá</strong><br />
Que ficaria excitadíssima na cama com o Marido da Angelina Jolie</span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Tra&iacute;a su ropa almidonada con seudoefedrina; lo detuvieron en el AICM]]></title>
<link>http://alertaperiodistica.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/traa-su-ropa-almidonada-con-seudoefedrina-lo-detuvieron-en-el-aicm/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 03:57:10 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Alerta Periodística</dc:creator>
<guid>http://alertaperiodistica.wordpress.com/2008/07/18/traa-su-ropa-almidonada-con-seudoefedrina-lo-detuvieron-en-el-aicm/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Un método para el tráfico de estupefacientes que había quedado en desuso, es de utilizar las pren]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Un método para el tráfico de estupefacientes que había quedado en desuso, es de utilizar las prendas de vestir para tratar de introducir drogas, como heroína, cocaína y ahora seudoefredrina, ya sea el forma de almidón, o en pequeñas bolsas que se crean a todo lo largo de sacos o pantalones de vestir, que difícilmente son detectados por los rayos de las máquinas de rayos x.</p>
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<p>Sin embargo, para los efectivos de la Policía Federal Preventiva que resguardan las bandas de la 8 a la 10 en la zona denominada como de alto riesgo, han aprendido a vislumbrar estos intentos del narcotráfico, por la simple razón de que generalmente se trata de viajes cortos, de personas de origen latino, que transportan cantidades de ropa inusuales, casi siempre sacos y pantalones.
<p>Este el caso del aseguramiento que los federales realizaron en el Aeropuerto Internacional de la Ciudad de México, un sujeto que fue identificado como José Ignacio Galindo Salinas, quien llegó con una maleta en la que traía 79 prendas de vestir, todas ellas almidonadas con seudoefedrina, un reactivo utilizado para la elaboración de anfetaminas o cocaína.
<p>Este individuo que hace las veces de "burro", y que generalmente reciben una paga de no más de 10 mil&#160; por el transporte de la droga , llegó procedente de&#160; Buenos Aires, Argentina, donde le fue entregada la maleta que contenía 33 pantalones y 46 camisas.
<p>El problema fue que la ropa aún venía húmeda, era un número poco usual para un viaje de esta índole, por lo que al revisar la maleta, los policías sospecharon de la existencia de la seudoefedrina, lo que se pudo constatar una vez en las oficinas de la corporación en la misma terminal aérea.
<p>De acuerdo con informes de la Procuraduría General de la República, la maleta pertenecía al pasajero que fue identificado con el nombre José Ignacio Galindo Salinas, quien tenía como destino final la ciudad de Guadalajara, Jalisco.
<p>Este método para tráfico de estupefacientes de reactiva a sólo dos días después de que en alta mar la Armada de México interceptó un minisubmarino con casi seis toneladas de cocaína.
<p>(Con información de El Universal)</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Last long training run of summer]]></title>
<link>http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/?p=69</link>
<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hal Walter</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/?p=69</guid>
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Most summers I do a final longish run about 10 days before the Triple Crown pack-burro races begin.]]></description>
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<p>Most summers I do a final longish run about 10 days before the Triple Crown pack-burro races begin. It's no big deal like some of the runs up to 4.5 hours that I've done in weeks past. It's just one last test of over two hours. It allows me to check out my burro, my gear, my own health and fitness. I decided to jog Laredo up Hermit Pass in the Sangre de Cristo Range just to get in a short, but steep and rocky climb. Now 10 days of recovery before Fairplay, July 27, 29 miles; Leadville, Aug. 3, 22 miles; and Buena Vista, Aug. 10, 12 miles. That's a lot of racing miles in three consecutive weekends. I always feel a sense of relief when this training run is over. There's nothing to do now but show up. This year I packed a digital camera along and so you get a brief 8-second glimpse of what it's like. Eight seconds is how long a bull rider rides. Of course a pack-burro race is much longer.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Saving The Wild Mustang Herds.]]></title>
<link>http://emilymurdoch.wordpress.com/?p=61</link>
<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 01:06:56 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>leftywritey</dc:creator>
<guid>http://emilymurdoch.wordpress.com/?p=61</guid>
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Shooting Star, my own wild mustang saved from slaughter.
 Photo by Emily Murdoch
 The point of t]]></description>
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<p style="text-align:center;"><strong>Shooting Star, my own wild mustang saved from slaughter.</strong></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"> <span style="font-size:xx-small;">Photo by Emily Murdoch</span></p>
<p style="text-align:left;"> The point of this post is a passionate attempt to bring awareness to the plight of America's wild mustangs and burros. At the moment, 30,000 plus wild mustangs in Bureau of Land Management (BLM) holding facilities are facing euthanasia. As if taking their freedom and stealing their lands isn't enough, now their very lives hang in the balance.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Sadly, if you are reading this post, you have joined a new club -- you, too, are bearing witness to the wild mustang extinction underway in the United States.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">When you click on the link below,</p>
<p><a href="http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/804214"><strong>http://www.care2.com/c2c/share/detail/804214</strong></a></p>
<p>it will take you to a wonderful article in support of a famous group of mustangs, Cloud and his herd, along with additional information on wild mustangs. I also added this link to the original post from a few days ago.</p>
<p>Even if you've never owned a horse, or don't care to, these horses are your horses, too, and your children's and grandchildren's. A symbol of freedom and majesty in America, they are <strong>America's</strong> horses, and they are counting on <strong>you</strong>.</p>
<p>You may not know it, but tourists from all over the world come to America to see our wild mustangs.</p>
<p>There'd be no America without the horse. The least we can do is protect our wild ones, and in thanks, let them live, and run free.</p>
<p>Singer Sheryl Crow has also joined the fight:</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080702/ap_on_en_tv/people_sheryl_crow"><strong>http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080702/ap_on_en_tv/people_sheryl_crow</strong></a></p>
<p>If you (like me) would be interested in watching the documentary hosted by Sheryl Crow, Viggo Mortensen and Peter Coyote, or to make a donation to help the cause, please follow this link:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.theamericanwildhorse.com/"><strong>http://www.theamericanwildhorse.com/</strong></a></p>
<p>From theamericanwildhorse.com:</p>
<p>"<strong>This critical documentary film explores BLM’s past management history within the Wild Horse and Burro Program. The film exposes the current massive Western land grab by oil, gas and mining corporations exploiting over 30 million acres of natural Western lands in the areas of New Mexico, Nevada, Colorado and others.</strong></p>
<p><strong>The current excessive land exploitation is affecting all wild life species including the American Wild Horse. To the extent that there are now more wild horses housed in BLM holding facilities than remain on the open range."</strong></p>
<p>Two million or more wild mustangs used to roam the west. Now, less than approximately 25,000 wild horses remain. 30,000 have already been rounded up into BLM holding pens, where 26 million in tax dollars is spent on their care. These BLM horses face slaughter and euthanasia, and the BLM plans to round up another 4000 or more horses by the fall of 2008.</p>
<p>These horses deserve to run free on the millions of acres of public land designated for America's wild horses under United States law, as spoken by the people. Those horses presently in holding pens should be set free. </p>
<p>It seems so simple: stop rounding up our wild horses. Set the wild horses free. Stop using our tax dollars to strip away the freedom and dignity of <strong>OUR</strong> wild horses, some of which end up at slaughterhouses suffering a horrific end. </p>
<p>Most importantly, reinstate full protection for <strong>OUR</strong> wild horses and burros under <strong>The Wild Free-Roaming Horses and Burros Act of 1971</strong>.</p>
<p>How many times must we fight this same battle? </p>
<p>And that's where we come in, as individuals. Our voices count, and we are all the wild mustangs have to count upon. They need you to use your voice to do what's right for the horses, when our own government can't or won't.</p>
<p><strong>H.R. 249</strong>:  To restore the prohibition on the commercial sale and slaughter of wild free-roaming horses and burros.</p>
<p>--Introduced on January 5th, 2007.</p>
<p>--Sponsored by Rep. Nick Rahall [D-WV]</p>
<p>--Status: Passed the House -- 89% Democrats supporting, 58% Republicans opposing.</p>
<p>--Last Action:  April 26th, 2007 -- Received in the Senate, read twice, and referred to the Committee on Energy and National Resources.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Rising above it at Fairplay]]></title>
<link>http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/?p=41</link>
<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 17:28:18 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hal Walter</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/?p=41</guid>
<description><![CDATA[The 60th running of the World Championship Pack Burro Race is coming up in a couple of weeks. The ra]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The 60th running of the World Championship Pack Burro Race is coming up in a couple of weeks. The race, held on the last Sunday in July since 1949, is a 29-mile trek from the town of Fairplay to the summit of Mosquito Pass, 13,187 feet altitude, and back again. Racers and their burros encounter 3,000 vertical feet of climbing, rocky roads, icy streams, spongy tundra, a rough-and-tumble trail up a talus slope, and a look inside their soul among other things</p>
<p>It's this uncharted geography of the mind that sometimes proves most challenging.</p>
<p>It's sobering that I've run in this race 27 times. I've finished last. I've finished second probably more times than any other person in the race's history. I've finished in the ambulance. And I've finished first a few times, too.</p>
<p>After all this, I must admit that the more I know about burros and pack-burro racing, the less I know. It's all still a mystery to me how to pull together proper training, rest and nutrition for man and beast. Sure, I have a few ideas, but the course is always there to prove me either right or wrong.</p>
[caption id="attachment_42" align="alignnone" width="300" caption="Spike and Hal (photo by Jim Mills)."]<a href="http://hardscrabbletimes.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/faces.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-42" src="http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/faces.jpg?w=300" alt="Spike and Hal (photo by Jim Mills)." width="300" height="197" /></a>[/caption]
<p>One thing I do know for sure, this particular 29 miles will seek out and find any physical or mental weakness that you or your animal have on that particular day. And if you are human and your burro is a burro, that means this course <em>will</em> bring something to the surface every time you run it. The difference between success and failure is what you do once that happens.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Seo ou um  país de treteiros]]></title>
<link>http://diariowebmaster.wordpress.com/?p=210</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:13:58 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>ronaldo7</dc:creator>
<guid>http://diariowebmaster.wordpress.com/?p=210</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Ando nisto do Seo (Search engine optimization) há 10 anos. Grande parte deles foram passados em mer]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ando nisto do Seo (Search engine optimization) há 10 anos. Grande parte deles foram passados em mercados estrangeiros, queria lá saber de Portugal para alguma coisa? Mas agora mesmo fui parar a um suposto site tuga de seo que só diz bacoradas atrás de bacoradas.</p>
<p>Aqui em pt ninguém pesca nada disto e ponto final. Talvez hajam alguns tugas bons, mas esses estão em Silicon Valley e não aqui.</p>
<p>Se nas outras especialidades, que desconheço, os chamados especialistas Portugueses forem tão bons como neste ramo está-mos condenados enquanto país! E se pensar na agricultura, à qual dedediquei a primeira parte da minha vida profissional e onde só vi burros lambe-botas a subirem na carreira. Aconselho todo o mundo a emigrar!</p>
<p>Ando meio depressivo, já sei.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Haciendo méritos, de conducir burros a conducir orquestas.]]></title>
<link>http://jazztaliada.wordpress.com/?p=45</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:19:36 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>dodgydago</dc:creator>
<guid>http://jazztaliada.wordpress.com/?p=45</guid>
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<title><![CDATA[OMG! Son una plaga!]]></title>
<link>http://frikiparty.wordpress.com/?p=99</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 10:04:52 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>lunmir</dc:creator>
<guid>http://frikiparty.wordpress.com/?p=99</guid>
<description><![CDATA[¡Son una plaga y cada vez son más! asi va el mundo&#8230; La verdad es que hacia tiempo que lo ten]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>¡Son una plaga y cada vez son más! asi va el mundo... La verdad es que hacia tiempo que lo tenia en mente pero nunca lo habia visto plasmado de esta manera tan... gráfica. Si no os importa me considerare de la parte de los listos y no pensaba que llegaramos a estar tan en peligro de extinción por culpa de la "evolución". Bueno tendremos que tomar medidas... o tenemos más hijos los listos o... capamos a los tontos (es que lo de los metodos anticonceptivos no lo acaban de entender como vereis en el video). Mh... me decanto por la segunda.</p>
<p><span style='text-align:center; display: block;'><object width='425' height='350'><param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/R92FUgTi-F8'></param><param name='wmode' value='transparent'></param><embed src='http://www.youtube.com/v/R92FUgTi-F8&rel=0' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' wmode='transparent' width='425' height='350'></embed></object></span></p>
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<p>Por cierto hay un claro ejemplo de la rama conejil en el comentario del que lo colgó en youtube:</p>
<blockquote><p><span><em>Aún recuerdo la anécdota del propietario de un videoclub; uno de sus clientes le pregunto que si sabía bajarse películas de Internet, y que le explicara como hacerlo para no tener que gastarse más dinero alquilando películas.</em></span></p></blockquote>
<p>Ver para creer...</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Speaking of 'Grass']]></title>
<link>http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/?p=31</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 04:17:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hal Walter</dc:creator>
<guid>http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/?p=31</guid>
<description><![CDATA[
&#8220;Grass&#8221; is a movie I recommend for anyone interested in pasture-based agriculture, donk]]></description>
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<p>"Grass" is a movie I recommend for anyone interested in pasture-based agriculture, donkeys, or for the misguided who might think war in Iran is a good idea. The movie was made in 1925 by explorer Merian C. Cooper and Ernest B. Schoedsack, and chronicles the annual 48-day migration of the 50,000-member Bakhtiari tribe of Persia (which is now Iran) — and their 500,000 animals — through deserts, icy glacial rivers and a snow-covered 12,000-foot mountain pass that is scaled barefoot because cotton shoes don’t work very well in the snow.</p>
<p>The migration makes the Fairplay Pack-Burro Race look like a half-mile stroll on the beach, and the Democratic National Convention look like a board meeting at the <em>Denver Post</em>. When the grass runs out for their animals, the tribespeople simply fold their tents, round up their animals and trek hundreds of miles in search for greener pastures. There is no 16-week <em>Runner’s World</em> training program or special diet. They don’t even give up smoking, though one wonders what exactly is in those pipes, especially given the film’s title.</p>
<p>This silent black-and-white story is told without any of the special effects of today’s movies, and is narrated only by titleboards between scenes. Horses, mules, cattle, goats, sheep and donkeys — thousands of donkeys — are driven over some of the most rugged terrain on Earth. Among films prominently featuring donkeys, it rivals "Treasure of the Sierra Madre." On their backs are the tribes-people’s belongings, including some live cargo such as chickens, dogs, young goats and even children in cradles. It is an amazing documentary and one of the most incredible films I have ever seen.</p>
<p>Three clips from the movie are available on youtube.com (click on the thumbnail above for the first one), but you can also rent it from netflix.com.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Chega de analfabetismo no Orkut!]]></title>
<link>http://semata.wordpress.com/?p=1883</link>
<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>SE MATA</dc:creator>
<guid>http://semata.wordpress.com/?p=1883</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Gente,
só hoje recebi 3 perfis para serem zoados. É, a galera é malvada, e tá afim de colaborar.]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Gente,</p>
<p>só hoje recebi 3 perfis para serem zoados. É, a galera é malvada, e tá afim de colaborar.</p>
<p>Em vez de zoar com cada uma das pessoas separadamente, achei um modo de juntar os <em>pobrema</em> num post só, através da campanha <strong>VAMOS AJUDAR A MELHOR A GRAMÁTICA NO ORKUT!</strong></p>
<p>No último post do gênero, a <a href="http://semata.wordpress.com/2008/06/30/rockn-roll-no-quirguistao/">bruxinha radcorre</a> recebeu dezenas de scraps dos senhores, leitores inúteis, e corrigiu o perfil. Vamos ver a moda cola? A gente zoa as pessoas aqui, elas corrigem o perfil. É uma troca justa, não é?</p>
<p>Primeiro temos a <em>verdadera</em> que acha que o resto é tudo <em>xeroz</em>. (Xeroz? Vamos torcer para que ela tenha errado as teclas... Afinal de contas, Z e X estão juntinhas. Mas e o verdadera??? Aí não tem desculpa). Fora na frase em seguida:</p>
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<div id="smShownLabel" style="width:100%;"><img src="http://www.orkut.com.br/img/smiley/i_smile.gif" border="0" alt="" /> GOSTOU PODE LEVAR 1 CONQUISTE<img src="http://www.orkut.com.br/img/smiley/i_confuse.gif" border="0" alt="" /> POR MAIS QUE VC SOFRA NUNCA DESISTA DE SUA VIDA<img src="http://www.orkut.com.br/img/smiley/i_wink.gif" border="0" alt="" /></div>
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<div style="width:100%;">Querida - pelas comunidades descobri que o nome dela é Jéssica - lhe apresento os sinais de pontuação. Vírgula, ponto de interrogação e ponto final lhes apresento a Jéssica.</div>
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<p>E a comunidade ali "Sua inveja faz a minha fama"? Ó, desculpa aê, mas eu nem tenho inveja de gente que mal sabe escrever, entende. E o texto do perfil? Meu, meu poupe. <a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Profile.aspx?uid=13201396735200248781">Clique aqui</a> para ver seu perfil!</p>
<p><a href="http://semata.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/xeroz.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1884" src="http://semata.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/xeroz.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="334" /></a></p>
<p>Next: Fuçando o álbum descobri que o nome do cidadão é Dioni. <a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Profile.aspx?uid=5255818978209117855">Clique aqui</a> para fuçar o rapaz. Tipos que ele não colocou o nome no perfil, mas colocou uma frase profunda:</p>
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<p>Sabe o que me deixa boba? A parte mais difícil da palavra impossível (o ssível) ele acertou! Mas, meu. INPU? Aí vou pra baixo e vejo a comunidade "Eu odeio estudar". Percebe-se, Di, percebe-se. Mas super recomendo uma estudada, viu. Tipos, saber que antes de P ou B vem M não é lá uma coisa muito complexa, sabe.</p>
<p>E que mania é essa desse povo que mal sabe escrever achar que as pessoas morrem de inveja delas? Impressionante!</p>
<p>Mas aí eu vi um depoimento ótimo no perfil do cidadão, que me chamou atenção:</p>
<p><a href="http://semata.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/depo.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1886" src="http://semata.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/depo.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="320" /></a></p>
<p>UHAHUAHAAHHUAHUHHUA tô comovida! A mina manda um DEPOIMENTO pra pedir pro cara participar da comunidade dela!!! Qual é o problema desse povo? Mas, pra não ficar tããão na cara a intenção, ela diz q a foto dele é legal. Tipos, quem é Chaeleni? Não sei, mas entraria no post dos <a href="http://semata.wordpress.com/2008/04/10/nomes-bizarros/">nomes bizarros</a>. Apresentaê.</p>
<p>Voltando.</p>
<p>Achei esse depoimento interessante o suficiente para ir fuçar a tal da Dri.</p>
<p>Meu faro jornalístico ainda funciona, pq <a href="http://www.orkut.com.br/Profile.aspx?uid=18204649477303433358">ó a pérola</a>:</p>
<p><a href="http://semata.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/dri.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-1887" src="http://semata.wordpress.com/files/2008/07/dri.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="316" /></a></p>
<p>Tipos que além de escrever o nome da própria cidade errado - Cianorte virou <em>Cianorti</em> - e ser fã da Britney Spears e de Malhação (tenho pena dessa juventude) - ela está <em>aprendeno errano i si fud...</em> Gente, só pode ser zoação, não é possível alguém escrever assim. Não tem a menor condição. Aí entrei no álbum dela.  Tudo que tenho a declarar é que os erros se repetem. O estranho é que várias fotos são em ambiente escolar. Vai pra escola tirar foto e aula de português que é bom... Aff.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[How I got my ass painted in Westcliffe]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jun 2008 03:53:57 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Hal Walter</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[I had the pleasure of getting my ass painted recently at an art workshop sponsored by the Sangres Ar]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:left;"><a href="http://hardscrabbletimes.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/paintworkshop1.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-20 alignright" src="http://hardscrabbletimes.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/paintworkshop1.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="227" /></a>I had the pleasure of getting my ass painted recently at an art workshop sponsored by the Sangres Art Guild and taught by local renowned artist Gerald Merfeld, owner of the Brookwood Gallery in Westcliffe. I was invited to model with my partner Redbo the saddle donkey. The workshop was held at Merfeld's studio southwest Westcliffe. Ten students of varying experience attended and worked from live models in different media (watercolors, oils and acrylics) for an intense five days, with instruction and demonstrations at times from Merfeld. Redbo and I did two hourlong morning poses, one standing, and one in the saddle. The standing pose was difficult for the painters because Redbo kept trying to eat Gerald's luscious grass and would not hold still. Meanwhile I got a great biceps workout trying to keep his head up. However, he was great once I put the saddle on for the second pose. It was much easier for me — I got to sit down. But holding the "looking off into the sunset" pose for that timeframe was not as easy as it looks. All in all it was a great time and I got to meet some interesting people, as well as reacquaint with a couple of the artists that I happened to know from other endeavors over the years.</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Rodrigo Jaroszewski</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[A Associated Press decidiu que qualquer pessoa que cite mais do que quatro palavras de qualquer um d]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A Associated Press decidiu que qualquer pessoa que cite mais do que quatro palavras de qualquer um dos artigos deles será processada.</p>
<p>Como diria meu amigo Rebec: <em>Fuck them and the horse they rode on!</em></p>
<p>Estou com a <a href="http://www.techcrunch.com/2008/06/16/heres-our-new-policy-on-ap-stories-theyre-banned/">TechCrunch</a> nesta e dou meu apoio ao saco de pancadas jurídico da vez, o <a href="http://drudge.com/">Drudge Retort</a>.</p>
<p>E não, não vou linkar para aquelas amebas. Com sorte eles quebram.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[GRACIOSO DÍALOGO ENTRE TRES BURROS DE UNA CONOCIDA SECTA FUNDADA EN LOS ESTAMOS HUNDIDOS DE NORTEAMÉRICA]]></title>
<link>http://apologista.wordpress.com/?p=1445</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:31:54 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[ 
Una graciosa animación de un interesante diálogo entre tres Testigos de Jehová que se encuentr]]></description>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal;text-align:center;margin:0;" align="center"><span style="font-size:12pt;">Una graciosa animación de un interesante diálogo entre tres Testigos de Jehová que se encuentran en la calle, y que al terminar su conversación optan por dejar su fanatismo acérrimo para poder así indagar libremente sobre el pasado oscuro de la suciedad Watchtower, secta a la cual servían fielmente.</span><span style="font-size:20pt;"> </span></p>
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<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:normal;text-align:center;margin:0;" align="center"><span style="font-size:20pt;"><a href="http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oj3Vz09GQk">http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=-Oj3Vz09GQk</a></span></p>
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<div class="vtitle"><a href="http://www.yeshuahamashiaj.org">www.yeshuahamashiaj.org</a></div>
<div class="vtitle"><a href="http://www.elevangeliodelreino.org">www.elevangeliodelreino.org</a></div>
<div class="vtitle"><a href="http://www.lavasori.wordpress.com">www.lavasori.wordpress.com</a></div>
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<title><![CDATA[Cade vocês!?]]></title>
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<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jun 2008 16:06:40 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Ué, muito engraçado&#8230; E querem me xingar alegando que o burro e pobre sou eu.
Quando mataram ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ué, muito engraçado... E querem me xingar alegando que o burro e pobre sou eu.</p>
<p>Quando mataram aquela filha da puta, vocês ficaram protestando né? Agora que a CPMF com 1 nome mais bonito(CSS, mas poderia ser PHP, C#... :D) vocês não fazem nada né? Mas com uma filha da puta de 1 menina que cai da janela vocês fodem tudo.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://sp3.fotologs.net/photo/19/47/18/malditos1992/1208525392_f.jpg" alt="" width="308" height="390" /></p>
<p style="text-align:left;">De vez vocês me xingarem, porque não vão protestar contra a volta dessa poha que vai roubar mais ainda nosso dinheiro?</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">VÃO SER BURROS ASSIM NA PUTA QUE PARIU!</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Teste Idiota - Avalia&ccedil;&atilde;o de QI]]></title>
<link>http://giiblog.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/teste-idiota-avaliao-de-qi/</link>
<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 05:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Gustavo Magalhães</dc:creator>
<guid>http://giiblog.wordpress.com/2008/05/31/teste-idiota-avaliao-de-qi/</guid>
<description><![CDATA[Apesar do nome ser “Teste Idiota” e do teste ser realmente muito fácil, apenas 1,2% das pessoas]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apesar do nome ser “Teste Idiota” e do teste ser realmente muito fácil, apenas 1,2% das pessoas conseguem resolve-lo na primeira tentativa. Os outros 98,8% não conseguem…</p>
<p>Será que você consegue?</p>
<p><a href="http://xtremedownload.110mb.com/testidiota.htm"></a></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://xtremedownload.110mb.com/testidiota.htm" target="_blank"><img class="aligncenter" src="http://www.sedentario.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/idiota29-05-08.jpg" alt="idiota29-05-08.jpg" /></a></p>
<p>Fontes: <a href="http://bobagento.com/">Bobagento</a> e <a href="http://www.sedentario.org/">S&#38;H</a></p>
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<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 03:51:34 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>locavore4lore</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Sad news today from Marion, North Carolina: Pedro the donkey passed away yesterday. He was an old do]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sad news today from Marion, North Carolina: Pedro the donkey passed away yesterday. He was an old donkey; he was a miniature donkey, and it was a warm day, but it was neither age nor size nor temperature that did him in: it was grief, pure and simple. Grief at the loss of his favorite goat.</p>
<p>Pedro lived on the family farm of one of my co-workers. Ever since we've worked together, I've been aware of Pedro's existence, his pastoral life among a flock of goats, and his occasional odd behavior--like the time he went missing, and we feared the worst. Pedro was lucky that time; he wasn't really missing, he was just out of sight in the back pasture.</p>
<p>So, Pedro has always lived among a flock of goats. He's bigger than they are, but not by much. Pedro and his goats spend (spent!) days grazing in a field in Marion. Pretty good life for a miniature donkey and some goats. Goats tend to multiply, however, and eventually some had to be sold off (how many goats does one farm need?).</p>
<p>Unfortunately, Pedro had developed special friends among the goats. When the flock was thinned out by a sale several years ago, Pedro's goat friends left the farm for other pastures. Pedro moped at their loss, if you can imagine such a thing, and went into a general depression. A burro with a furrowed brow, if you will.</p>
<p>My co-worker tells me that for weeks, "Pedro was a real-life Eeyore. He was completely depressed and moping around without his goat friends."</p>
<p>Eventually, Pedro's depression lifted and he was able to enjoy life in the pasture again. Over time, however, the ranks of the goat herd began to build up, and once more, Pedro developed a noticeable fondness for one particular goat. Picture it: an elderly burro and a young goat, hanging out by the fence, nibbling new spring grass, maybe kicking up their heels together.</p>
<p>Enter the goat-buyer. The family had a surplus of goats; a local entrepreneur wanted new, unpetted stock for his petting zoo; a deal was struck. Nine goats were chosen from the herd...including Pedro's goat. The family had misgivings: was it right to sell Pedro's friend and render a little-old-burro goatless once more?</p>
<p>The decision was made, however, and the bargain struck. Half the herd, including Pedro's friend, went away with the goat man to join his petting zoo. They'll be living a pretty cushy life with plenty to eat, including any snacks they can nab from unsuspecting toddlers. (Don't ever give a kid an ice cream cone at a petting zoo--it's too much temptation for your average goat!)</p>
<p>Yesterday, Pedro was discovered dead in the pasture, having apparently expired from his goat-loss grief. His exodus may have been hastened by his age and the heat, of course, but the family is pretty sure he just couldn't face the recent loss of another goat-friend. Under most circumstances, the family would receive visitors who wanted to pay their respects to the deceased, but in this case, Pedro's friends are mostly behind bars, and efforts to liberate them have "stalled." (Puns definitely intended, I'm sorry to say.)</p>
<p>I've seen bored burros draped in shoddy serapes and sombreros, waiting to be photographed with tequila-laden tourists in Tiajuana. I've seen stubborn little beasts of burden toting huge loads (or sometimes, a huge backside) up dusty streets in quaint towns. I've even witnessed an alarming display of rolling eyes and stretching neck and snapping yellow teeth as someone tried to force a donkey to do something against its better judgement. This is the first time, though, that I've heard of a donkey that grieved itself into the grave. Rest in peace, Pedro, and maybe you'll make new friends complete with hooves, horns and halos.</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 14:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for acting lik]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TUXTLA GUTIERREZ, Mexico - A Mexican donkey has been freed from jail after doing time for acting like a jackass.</p>
<p>The Televisa network on Wednesday showed Blacky gobbling food from a bucket after spending three days in a jail that normally holds people for public drunkenness and other disturbances.</p>
<p>Blacky was jailed for biting and kicking two men near a ranch outside Tuxtla Gutierrez, the capital of the southern state of Chiapas.</p>
<p>Officials freed the donkey after its owner paid a fine of $36 and the $115 hospital bill of the men, who suffered bites to the chest and a broken ankle. Authorities say he also must pay $480 to each man for missed work days.</p>
<p>The victims said the donkey bit Genaro Vazquez, 63, in the chest on Sunday and then kicked 52-year-old Andres Hernandez as he tried to come to the rescue, fracturing his ankle. </p>
<p>"All of a sudden, the animal was on top of us like it was rabid," Hernandez said. </p>
<p>Police said it took a half-dozen men to control the enraged beast. </p>
<p>Chiapas police have thrown animals in the slammer before, including a bull that devoured corn crops and destroyed two wooden vending stands in March. </p>
<p>In 2006, a dog was locked up for 12 days after biting someone. His owners were fined $18. </p>
<p><em>Blogpile</em>- I've heard it all Now !! I've heard of people acting like <em>jackasses</em> and being jailed. But I've never heard of a <em>jackass</em> being jailed for acting like a <em>jackass</em>.</p>
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<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 06:23:18 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>Jorge Guberte</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[No post passado eu critiquei a oposição. Não se passaram muitos dias e eu ouço na abertura do Jo]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:small;">No post passado eu critiquei a oposição. Não se passaram muitos dias e eu ouço na abertura do Jornal Nacional: “Cheiro de pizza no ar! Congressistas querem assar a CPI dos Cartões”. </span></p>
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<p class="western" style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-size:small;">É incrível o poder que os caras de Brasília têm de deixar as pessoas indignadas.É incrível, e nunca vai entrar na minha cabeça. O alarde em relação aos malditos gastos com cartões corporativos foi enorme, com o vazamento do dossiê então, nem me fale. E tudo isso pra quê? Pra em uma sessão sem quórum a presidente (com minúsculo, me desculpe senhora) encerrar a a sessão, dizer que se não fossem os jornalistas a CPI não tinha durado tanto, e ainda o relator dizer que não há mais o que investigar.</span></p>
<p class="western" style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-size:small;">Bom, eu quero ver o relatório da CPI. Provavelmente dirão que não chegaram a conclusão nenhuma e ponto final na história.</span></p>
<p class="western" style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-size:small;">Deveria haver um meio do povo decidir quando haveria CPI ou não. Um monte delas tramitam, gastando dinheiro público, ocupando burramente os parlamentares e enchendo a paciência do povo, sem mencionar as lingüiças que são enchidas a cada Comissão instaurada.</span></p>
<p class="western" style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-size:small;">Não quero pizza, odeio pizza, gosto mesmo é de feijoada, daquelas com bastante sabor  e que te deixam com indigestão por dias a fio.</span></p>
<p class="western" style="margin-bottom:0;"><span style="font-size:small;">Que calamidade, senhores congressistas! Vou anotar o nome de cada um que participou desta Comissão, e vocês nunca terão meu voto.</span></p>
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<title><![CDATA[Yahoo respostas - Edição 23153252999211]]></title>
<link>http://semata.wordpress.com/?p=997</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 13:54:37 +0000</pubDate>
<dc:creator>SE MATA</dc:creator>
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<link>http://capotei.wordpress.com/?p=665</link>
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<dc:creator>edvard2008</dc:creator>
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<description><![CDATA[Mais um clássico. Desconfiados da fama de que os seus compratiotas tem no mundo de serem alienados ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mais um clássico. Desconfiados da fama de que os seus compratiotas tem no mundo de serem alienados e não enxergarem além do próprio umbigo, um repórter americano saiu pras ruas fazendo perguntas de conhecimento geral. Resultado:</p>
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<link>http://agronotas.wordpress.com/?p=1122</link>
<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 00:39:37 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[La Secretaría General de la Comunidad Andina de Naciones - CAN, resolvió adoptar la Norma Sanitari]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:left;"><a href="http://agronotas.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/caballostransporteweb.jpg"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-1123" src="http://agronotas.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/caballostransporteweb.jpg" alt="Transporte de caballos" width="300" height="210" /></a>La Secretaría General de la Comunidad Andina de Naciones - CAN, resolvió adoptar la Norma Sanitaria Andina para el Comercio y la Movilización Intrasubregional y con Terceros Países de Équidos Domésticos y sus Productos, estableciendo los requisitos sanitarios que se deben cumplir, los cuales constan en el Anexo de la Resolución 1160 de fecha 29 de abril de 2008.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">También derogó las Resoluciones 347 y 449 de la Junta del Acuerdo de Cartagena, y 434 de la Secretaría General, en lo concerniente a los requisitos sanitarios para el comercio intrasubregional y con terceros países de equinos y sus productos.</p>
<p style="text-align:left;">Los Países Miembros dispondrán de un plazo de noventa (90) días calendario, contados a partir de la publicación de la Resolución en la Gaceta Oficial del Acuerdo de Cartagena, para adoptar las medidas que sean necesarias para asegurar su aplicación cuya entrada en vigencia se producirá una vez concluido el plazo de 90 días.</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Wild Burros at Laughlin River Run - Day 2]]></title>
<link>http://nwhog.wordpress.com/?p=284</link>
<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 18:15:50 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[The posse was up early for a good breakfast and even an early enough departure to see the sun still ]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://nwhog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/route66_2008.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-285" src="http://nwhog.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/route66_2008.jpg?w=225" alt="" width="225" height="300" /></a>The posse was up early for a good breakfast and even an early enough departure to see the sun still on the rise in the desert plain.  We decided to head out to <a href="http://www.oatmangoldroad.com/">Oatman</a>.  It's a turn of the century mining town along Route 66 in Arizona, about 30 miles outside of Laughlin.  As we headed out we got a taste of the snarl of traffic.  A constant parade of Harley's and "gawkers" line the main street moving about 3 MPH.  I even noticed some of the same people doing the loop from the night before.  We crossed the Colorado River and turned into <a href="http://www.bullheadcity.com/">Bullhead City, AZ</a>.  The first thing we notice was all the bikers without helmets.  It's legal in AZ and we continued the slow ride for a few more minutes until the traffic thinned out and the pace picked up.  Bullhead City seems to go on forever...a town that has a "sprawl" problem, but in the desert you build out rather than up.</p>
<p>Finally we hit the Oatman cutoff road and thought about getting on the throttle, but every biker was waving at us to slow down...it didn't take long to figure out why.   About every 2 miles there were Arizona State Police with radar guns checking that anyone going over the state-mandated 45 MPH speed limit would get pulled over.   It's not so boring doing 45 MPH, but the beefed up presence of State Police puts a bit of a rain cloud on any ride.   Then there were the sobriety checkpoints.  In previous years they had checkpoints on the way out of Oatman when heading toward Laughlin.  This year they blocked both lanes and checked everyone going in and out.  Harsh!  I guess in the "old" days (circa: 1995) Oatman was a rip-roar'n party town.  People doing burnouts, drinking in the streets as well as partially clothed passengers showing off, but then a person was killed and the reactionary town fathers took control.  Now 13+ years later it's all about vendor booths, drug sniffing dogs and hot dog stands hawking t-shirts to get as much of the suburban biker wannabes wallet share as possible. </p>
<p><a href="http://nwhog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/oatman_2008.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-286" src="http://nwhog.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/oatman_2008.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>Oatman is a fun town even with out burnouts and if flashbacks to the old mining days are your thing, you'll be able to get your fill. Sunburned riders lounge around enjoying the atmosphere and weather.  And at a minimum you can score one of those antique style photos of yourself holding a rusty rifle and dressed like a barkeep. There's even a free petting zoo in the middle of the road.  Burros walk aimlessly along the main street acting somewhat annoyed at all the attention.  They are protected by the <a href="http://a257.g.akamaitech.net/7/257/2422/01jul20061500/edocket.access.gpo.gov/cfr_2006/julqtr/pdf/36cfr222.20.pdf">Wild and Free-Roaming Horses and Burros Act 1977</a> (pdf), but the Oatman Burros have no fear of people or bikes.  And if the Burros don't draw you to the town there is the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oatman,_Arizona">Oatman Hotel</a>.  Built in 1902 it's the oldest 2-story adobe structure in the Mohave and is a famous landmark for the honeymoon stop of Clark Gable and Carole Lombard who stayed there after getting married in Kingman.</p>
<p><a href="http://nwhog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/burros.jpg"><img class="alignright size-medium wp-image-287" src="http://nwhog.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/burros.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>Speaking of Kingman, we were looking for more distractions than what Oatman had to offer and headed out on what's called "The Gold Road" which is one of the oldest and most historic sections of Route 66 over Sitgreaves Pass.  We stop at <a href="http://www.coolspringsroute66.com/">Cool Springs Camp</a> for a soda and honey bucket visit.  This camp was a pile of rubble for many years, marking where a store and gas station once stood.  It burned to the ground in 1966 and the owners from Chicago have been rebuilding it for years.  We chatted with the care taker on the property who told us the Chicago owners were putting it up for sale (although no signs indicated it was).  It's worth a stop for the almost frozen soda and to look over the mini-museum of autographed album covers.</p>
<p>We followed Route 66 down into the desert which eventually meets I-40.  We took the interstate, but you can pass underneath, and follow the signs to the north and east, to stay on Route 66. This will take you up the old Santa Fe railroad gorge into Kingman.  We arrived at Kingman and stopped at a bright pink-and-turquoise building. This is <a href="http://www.route66pulse.com/pages/articledetailsarch.asp?cat=1&#38;art=65&#38;iss=3">Mr D'z</a>, one of the few remaining, original (okay, renovated) Route 66 diners. They've even had an <a href="http://www.route66pulse.com/pages/articledetailsarch.asp?cat=1&#38;art=65&#38;iss=3">Oprah</a> sighting!  We were hungry and stopped in for a famous hot dog and a mug of their home-brewed root beer to wash away the dust of the trip.  After lunch we followed Highway 93 out of Kingman, up and through Coyote Pass. This is a wide, four-lane highway, as it is part of the main route to Las Vegas and took us back in to Laughlin.</p>
<p><a href="http://nwhog.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cool_springs.jpg"><img class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-288" src="http://nwhog.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/cool_springs.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="225" /></a>We spent the evening talking how we soaked up some incredible scenery and walked through the numerous vendor booths.  We caught some of <a href="http://www.bellyup4blues.com/bands/chrishiatt">Chris Hiatt's</a> <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFf4lB4UnSg&#38;feature=related">tribute</a> of Stevie Ray Vaughan at The Edgewater.  He even had the signature black flat-brimmed hat that made Vaughan so famous.</p>
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<p><a href="http://nwhog.wordpress.com/2008/05/05/like-spring-breakers-flocking-to-mohave-laughlin-river-run-day-3/">Day 3</a> of the Laughlin River Run coming up next....  </p>
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<title><![CDATA[Uno vs. Unidad]]></title>
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<pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 17:37:07 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[Uno vs. Unidad

Muchos tienen esa idea loca de que el ser una sola entidad porque sólo a alquien s]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;"><strong>Uno vs. Unidad</strong></span></p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;"><a href="http://jesed.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/sa.jpg"></a></span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Muchos tienen esa idea loca de que el ser una sola entidad porque sólo a alquien se le ocurre fomenta la paz, desde pequeño en el colegio me decian que hay que usar la misma camiseta, pero yo jamas usare una camiseta que no beneficia a todos, eso de ponerte la misma camiseta o formentar la loca idea de la pura institucionalidad sin un fondo serio y de igualdad social es mejor quitarse esa camiseta burocratica y usar trapos cocidos a manera de polo...<!--more--></span></p>
<p><img class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-49" src="http://jesed.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/sa.jpg?w=263" alt="" width="263" height="300" /></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Creo, y eso lo vemos en todos sitios... que es falso el fomentar ser uno por el hecho de serlo solamente, el ser uno tautoligicamente hablando es dañino... y hoy argumentaré el porqué y explicar el titulo Uno vs. Unidad.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Hace unos años atraz los paises se estan multiplicando, paralelo a la Union Europea, Mercosur, Comunidad Andina... sucede lo contrario... Ex Union Sovietica, Serbia, Montenegro, Armenia, Kosovo, Cataluña, Vasco, Ucrania, Bielorrusia, Estonia, Dos Alemanias... etc...</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Antes existian los grandes imperios de Carlo Magno... la gran Colombia, Union sovietica, Tahuantinsuyo, Virreynatos, etc... hoy sólo existen pocos imperios... casi ninguno...</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">EL problema esta en la burocracia... Bolivia, Peru, Mexico, Brazil, y otros paises de Latinoamerica hay provincias que hace rato desean la autonomia, otras ser otros paises, debido a la falta de beneficios, de mejorias de vida... en Europa hay un pedacito de personas que son el 5% de la poblacion mundial que tiene mas dinero que el resto de la poblacion (95%)... </span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Que es el Peru, que es Europa, que es Latinoamerica??? es justo que las entradas de los sitios turisticos de Chiclayo, de Piura... ese dinero recaudado vaya a la Capital, a Lima, y despues ellos envian las sobras... es justo que Lima exporte de otras naciones comida... y las provincias son las que mas importen y no vivan bien?....</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">New York y muchos otros pueblos ya agotaron sus materias primas... y solo les queda exportar, hay algunas ciudades de Europa y Norteamerica que consumen mas de lo que consumen la poblacion Peruana... y esto no se trata de dinero solamente....</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">EL quechua, que se habla en todo America del Sur, en ecuador, brazil, argentina, colombia, chile, peru, venezuela, etc... suman más de 20 millones de personas que lo hablan... es justo que no exista ningun bendito periodico en quechua ni tv ni radio en quechua... el quechua es mas hablado que el catalan...</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Explico señores y señoritas por ahora... un niño quechua hablante de provincia va a estudiar al colegio... no le enseñan nada de quechua, sino español (otro idioma)... y despues lleva todos los dias una hora de ingles... en el colegio conoce dos nuevos idioma, y siendo quechuahablante, ya no le importa escribir en quechua ni menos la cultura porque si pierdes el idioma pierdes la cutura...</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Y esto no solo sucede en Peru sino en varios sitios, si algo mata tu cultura, tu identidad es mejor fomentar otra nacion que si lo haga, asi pensaron muchos nuevos estados...</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">Cada vez que hay mas consumismo, desigualad social, y harta burocracia en estos otros cien años mas... habran minimo unos 30 estados mas....</span></p>
<p><span style="font-size:small;font-family:Tahoma;">No hay que ser uno tautologicamente hablando, sino buscar la unidad de pueblo, no ver el Estado en grupos sino como un equipo, el ser uno a veces trae varios problemas por no fomentar la unidad... somos americanos, algunos asiaticos, otros europeos o africanos... pero todos somos humanos, y todos tenemos derecho a vivir mejor, y si tu Estado no lo puede lograr debido a la falta de organizacion, la mejor via pacifica es la autonomia geografica...</span></p>
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<p style="text-align:right;">Dixi</p>
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<title><![CDATA[Corn Cakes and Guacamole]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 23:25:35 +0000</pubDate>
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<description><![CDATA[After starting out the day with a jog across the Williamsburg Bridge, (@ 2:30pm) I made an impromptu]]></description>
<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>After starting out the day with a jog across the Williamsburg Bridge, (@ 2:30pm) I made an impromptu Sunday brunch for me and Jean which turned out <em>niiice</em>. It took less than 20 minutes to make and was satisfying, flavorful and CUTE!</p>
<p>I made some corn cakes, known in olden times as "johnny cakes," which are basically just corn pancakes. Instead of syrup (I am recovering from oral surgery and anything too sweet=pain) I grabbed the two avocados that have been nicely ripening atop the fridge all week and made my standard guacamole as a topping for the cakes. The two went together like burros and embroidered saddlebags. <em>Armoniosamente</em>.</p>
<p>As mentioned below, you could also skip the guacamole and serve the cakes with honey instead.</p>
<p style="text-align:center;"><a href="http://fivefingerfeast.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/corncake.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-58" src="http://fivefingerfeast.wordpress.com/files/2008/05/corncake.jpg" alt="Corn Cake with Guacamole" width="330" height="453" /></a></p>
<p>Here is the recipe:</p>
<p><!--more--><strong>Corn Cakes</strong></p>
<p>½ c. yellow cornmeal<br />
½ c. semolina flour<br />
1 tsp. baking powder<br />
¼ tsp. salt<br />
1 tbp. sugar<br />
½ tsp. ground cinnamon<br />
¼ tsp. chili powder<br />
1 c. soymilk (or milk)<br />
1 egg<br />
1/8 c. canola oil, plus more for cooking</p>
<p>Warm a griddle or heavy pan over medium heat. Combine all dry ingredients in a medium bowl. Add the remaining ingredients, whisk to combine, and set aside while you oil the griddle.</p>
<p>Use a small measuring cup to drop batter onto heated griddle in 4-5” circles. Cook until golden and crisp (2-4 minutes), then flip and cook other side. Oil griddle between batches and turn down heat as necessary.</p>
<p>Makes about 15 cakes</p>
<p><strong>Anita's Guacamole</strong></p>
<p>Good guacamole is like good jazz, you just use the measurements in a recipe as a loose frame for your own style. This one is pretty mellow, but you may like to spike it with some jalepeno, or prefer to sweeten it up with a teaspoon of honey. Others may choose to add less cilantro, or more tomato...you know what you like, so go with it ;)</p>
<p>To speed preparation, prepare the guacamole while you mind the griddle/in-between flipping corn cakes.</p>
<p>2 ripe avocados<br />
2 scallions, finely chopped<br />
½ tomato, diced<br />
1 handful cilantro, rinsed and chopped<br />
juice of 2 limes<br />
1 tbp. vinegar<br />
1 tbp. olive oil<br />
¼ tsp. chili powder<br />
¼ tsp. ground cumin<br />
salt and pepper to taste</p>
<p>Half the avocados, remove the pits, and scoop meat into a medium-sized bowl. Add the remaining ingredients and mash together with a fork. Season to taste and serve alongside corn cakes.</p>
<p>As an accompaniment, I halved a potato legthwise, steamed it, and sprinkled each half with Old Bay seasoning. We ate the whole meal with our hands, scooping up big dollops of guacamole with the cakes and the potato halves. Without my mouth malady, it might have been nice to save the last cake to drizzle with honey instead.</p>
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