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Parenting Diaries, Ep. 109: How to Make Friends and Influence the Authorities

Girl is going into the fourth grade. She has been at the same school since kindergarten and has only moved once in her entire life. 427 more words

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Island Diaries, the Sequel: Of Lice and Men

After years of dodging the childhood pestilence ball, I’m sad to report that we have been hit, right smack in the face. While on vacation no less. 829 more words

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Island Diaries, the Sequel: Of Politics and Parenting

The spawn are in rare form today.

Mom: Your children, what are their names? They are Communists, you know.
Me: That’s the nicest thing you could possibly say about them right now. 291 more words

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Island Diaries, the Sequel: United Colors of Water Sports

There are a handful of kids in the building this week aside from Boy and Girl. One Colombian boy, who only speaks Spanish; two Belgian brothers who speak French and Gaelic (but no English or Spanish); and my spawn, who only speak English and Sarcasm. 285 more words

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Island Diaries, the Sequel: The Modesty Police

Boy was looking out the sliding glass window/door, which opens up to the pool deck.

Boy: Oh God. No one look outside.
Girl: Why? What? 266 more words

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