Cuddle Party

They don't look like hippy liberal fruit loops do they? Nooooooooo

99 Wörter für Titten und Co.. da kommt Stimmung auf! Clip mal anschauen, kann man nur empfehlen!

Enjoy her as much as u can guyz... :D ... i'll posting more of this beauty in future... ;)

Elizabeth Hurley was looking absolutely incredible in this low cut dress on her way to a RD Crusaders concert.

Keiran and his buddy can't get over how hot the landlord's wife, Mrs.Lee is. All they can do is fantasize though! As luck or faith would have it, Mrs. Lee asks Keiran to come by the house to fix something for her.

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Sarah was getting tired of her husband never being on time and not showing her the affection she needed. Luckily this time her son's friend was willing to give her a ride home. Once he was invited in he knew he was finally gonna get to experience a mature woman like he has always wanted.

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Alisandra likes to have affairs with women when her husband is at work. This time she was having fun with one of her friends when Seth caught them, scaring her friend away. Alisandra was really pissed at him for ruining her fun but had an idea what to do with Seth...

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Johnny was explaining to his girlfriend how much he enjoys big boobs, when Johnny's dad's girlfriend came into the room. Johnny used her as an example because she had big boobs. When his girlfriend realized Johnny could only look at Misty, she flipped out and left... leaving Johnny and Misty to play together...

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I mean, is there anything more pathetic than that old, beat-up Ford with a Kerry/Edwards '04 bumper sticker on it?  I think to myself, (A) you're an idiot because you supported Kerry/Edwards, (B) you don't need to feel compelled to share your political inclinations with other drivers and (C) you're a lazy fucker for not taking that bumper sticker off after four years.  After I think that, I pull up next to the car, glare at the driver and belch SUV exhaust at them.

And don't you LOVE pulling up behind this freak show:

Friggin' smelly hippy.  I actually laugh at those people.  90% of the time the driver is a goth lesbian.

I saw this on a Prius so I'm guessing the owner thought they were "SPEAKING TRUTH TO POWER" however I thought it was so funny that I considered getting one to put on my car.  Hilarious.

When I was a senior in college, my roommates and I had a bulletin board in our kitchen.  On it I had thumb-tacked a black bumper sticker that said, in huge bold white letters, "DROP DEAD CUNT".  I bought the thing because I thought it was hilarious for some reason.  It was so stark and clear that you could read it across the room.

Well, one night a bunch of us were going to the bars and one of my roommates and I had a brilliant idea.  Another one of our friends was a face jock and a ladies man and pretty much an all around cocky bastard.  Funny as hell but cocky.  As we're leaving the house, I surreptitiously peeled the backing off the bumper sticker and as I'm walking out with my cocky friend, I slap him on the back and say, "Let's go have some fun".

So we're heading to the most crowded bar at Mizzou and, unbeknownst to him, he has a bumper sticker on his back that says DROP DEAD CUNT.

He walked around the bar for TWO HOURS leaving in his wake, angry, perplexed girls and guys shooting beer out of their nose.  It was two of the funniest hours of my life.