Fixup wrote 2 days ago: Driver! I goin’ come for you; Don’t underestimate what dis bad man will do. Driver! Hear … more →
Fixup wrote 2 days ago: New album soon to be released by the notorious BAD MAN. Lyrics “12 tracks of anger-fuelled d … more →
Fixup wrote 3 days ago: Anyone who owns one knows how difficult it can be to get the pump hose head off a threaded presta va … more →
Fixup wrote 3 days ago: Me: Hey Chris. Fancy going for a ride? Chris: No! I’m shaving. … more →
Fixup wrote 1 week ago: Chris was re-converting his fixed wheel conversion bike back to a geared bike, so he took his bike i … more →
Fixup wrote 2 weeks ago: I just watched The Flying Scotsman. It made me laugh, because, in one scene which was supposed to be … more →
Fixup wrote 2 weeks ago: “I have been vegan for about three years. It wasn’t really a specific decision to … more →
Fixup wrote 2 weeks ago: I have invented a new foodstuff for messengers who are too busy / tired / skint to get a proper meal … more →
Fixup wrote 3 weeks ago: Guinness Original contains 36000 calories per 100ml - just over half the energy content of Lucozade … more →
Fixup wrote 3 weeks ago: …they actually go out of their way and miss their turning so that they can beat you up to the … more →
Fixup wrote 3 weeks ago: When a female cyclist gets naked, it’s obviously going to get some attention. You either get s … more →
Fixup wrote 3 weeks ago: I notice that some cyclists in Brummagem don’t seem to have a clue about cycling in slow-movin … more →
Fixup wrote 3 weeks ago: What an absolutely shite day, which would test the patience of a motherfucking saint: - After a few … more →
Fixup wrote 4 weeks ago: cigarettes? ganja? booze? crack? H? fuck knows. all I know is that I use cycling as a temporary retr … more →
Fixup wrote 1 month ago: One of the things that make cycling so great is that it enables you to avoid crowds and pointless de … more →
Fixup wrote 1 month ago: I come out of the shop and there’s a guy, maybe a year or two younger than me, eyeing up my bi … more →