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Cosmo sucks for telling you to swallow.

I’m taking a break from compiling a list of the worst songs ever made (Any suggestions? The criteria are that the song has to induce cringes and can’t be even slightly funny. For example, … more »

Rage Against the Man-chine

Cosmo sucks for telling you to swallow. — 48 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 days ago: I’m taking a break from compiling a list of the worst songs ever made (Any suggestions? The cr … more »

Tags: Corporate assholery, General Haterism, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Let's Call A Rape A Rape, Sex-positive Feminism Is Neither, Stuff and Things, The Wide World of Porn, What The Fuck, Cosmopolitan

MTV: Sex, drugs, and (almost no) rock and roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 3) — 10 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 weeks ago: Date My Mom might be the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen in my life. For those of you who … more »

Tags: Corporate assholery, Get 'em Before They Can Think, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, General Haterism, What The Fuck, The Misogyny Show, Feminism, mtv

MTV: Sex, drugs, and (almost no) rock and roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 2) — 6 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 weeks ago: Sorry for the unexcused absence, everyone. I’m out of town. I’ve just been in Portland, … more »

Tags: Sociopathic Marketing, Corporate assholery, Get 'em Before They Can Think, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, General Haterism, What The Fuck, The Misogyny Show, Feminism, mtv

MTV: Sex, drugs, and (almost no) rock and roll... FOR KIDS! (Part 1) — 21 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 1 month ago: I’m staying in Atlanta for the summer. It’s often hot as fuck out, so I’m stuck in … more »

Tags: The Wide World of Porn, Corporate assholery, Get 'em Before They Can Think, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, General Haterism, What The Fuck, Sex-positive Feminism Is Neither, The Misogyny Show, Feminism

The War on Terr'r Part 5: Buy Our Shit, Bitch! — 40 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 1 month ago: The marketing and advertising industries might be the al Qaeda of gender-based terrorism, meaning t … more »

Tags: Sociopathic Marketing, Corporate assholery, Get 'em Before They Can Think, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Fashion Backward, General Haterism, What The Fuck, The Misogyny Show, The War on Terr'r

War on Terr'r Update: Terr'r on Madison Avenue — 6 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 1 month ago: I’ll be getting to the terr’rism inherent in the advertising industry shortly, but for … more »

Tags: Sociopathic Marketing, The Wide World of Porn, Corporate assholery, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Fashion Backward, General Haterism, The War on Terr'r, advertising, Feminism

The War on Terr'r Part 1: Shut Up, Asshole — 22 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 2 months ago: The most common form of terrorism that women face is street harassment. How many times have you had … more »

Tags: fuck the law, General Haterism, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Let's Call A Rape A Rape, MRAs: Moronic Reactionary Assholes, Sex-positive Feminism Is Neither, The War on Terr'r, Feminism, Street Harassment

Flirting and dating are for people who like white wine. — 27 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 2 months ago: I’ve never understood flirting. I don’t mean that I’m unaware of why people do it … more »

Tags: Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, I Thought This Was A Feminst Blog!, What The Fuck, Dating, Feminism, Flirting

Hey, kid, don't worry that your mom is all cut up and bloody. It's for good reason. — 21 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 2 months ago: I suppose I’m a bit late on this one, but I’ve been writing papers and marveling at how … more »

Tags: bad medicine, General Haterism, Get 'em Before They Can Think, What The Fuck, Cosmetic Surgery, Feminism, Plastic Surgery

Porn Part 6: Stockholm Syndrome — 73 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: L from Editorializing the Editors posted a comment on one of the blogs in this series referring to t … more »

Tags: The Wide World of Porn, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Sex-positive Feminism Is Neither, Feminism, Porn, sex, Sexuality

Porn Part 5: The Other Half of the Big Picture — 69 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: In the vast majority of porn, to quote Robert Jensen, “women are reduced to three holes and tw … more »

Tags: General Haterism, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Politixing, The Wide World of Porn, Feminism, gender equality

Porn Part 4: Half of the Big Picture — 46 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Apparently I should have written these next few posts first, since there are people out there who ca … more »

Tags: The Wide World of Porn, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, General Haterism, Feminism, Robert Jensen, Sex Trafficking

I don't give a shit about chocolate at all. — 12 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: I’ve got an example of the switcheroo that I’m not quite sure what to make of, although … more »

Tags: General Haterism, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Sociopathic Marketing, What The Fuck, betty crocker, Body Image, Dieting, Feminism, Marketing

Something to think about — 2 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: From this post: “That’s the thing about patriarchy. It does the defining, not you. That’s … more »

Tags: General Haterism, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Sex-positive Feminism Is Neither, The Wide World of Porn, Feminism

Things I learned on my flight to Atlanta — 6 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Here I am on a goddamned plane again, deprived of internet access and thus stuck reading whatever dr … more »

Tags: bad medicine, Corporate assholery, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, General Haterism, What The Fuck, Cosmetic Surgery, Dating Services, Feminism, Labiaplasty

Twisty Faster on "sex-positive" "feminism" — 2 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: Twisty has written a fairly awesome post on the concept of sexy-fun feminism. I’ve ended up ar … more »

Tags: The Wide World of Porn, General Haterism, Sex-positive Feminism Is Neither, Feminism, suicide girls, sex positivism

You're never too young for implants. — 5 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 3 months ago: When it comes to serious feminist analysis, Jezebel is pretty weak sauce (being the “most femi … more »

Tags: Sociopathic Marketing, bad medicine, Corporate assholery, Get 'em Before They Can Think, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Fashion Backward, General Haterism, What The Fuck, Feminism

There is NO REASON to bleach your butthole. — 25 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: I can’t even believe I’m writing about this shit. Actually, fuck that; I can’t bel … more »

Tags: The Wide World of Porn, bad medicine, General Haterism, What The Fuck, Feminism, Body Image, anal bleaching

Dismemberment is sexy as fuck, yo! — 11 comments

Nine Deuce wrote 4 months ago: I’m not one of these assholes who brags about the fact that I don’t watch TV, but I don’t have … more »

Tags: Corporate assholery, General Haterism, Girls Are Pink, Boys Are Blue, Sociopathic Marketing, The Misogyny Show, The Wide World of Porn, What The Fuck, Feminism, media


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