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Lucien's First Take: Kirk Cameron's: Saving Christmas

Before you call foul, it’s real!  This is fucking real!  Oh my god, this is the best thing I have seen in a long time.  This is certainly the year for Christian propaganda films, and this one looks to be joining the ranks as fast as it possibly can.  473 more words


Comparative Exponential Religiosity Crap: Part Two

Welcome to part two of Comparative Exponential Religiosity Crap. If you haven’t read the first part, please start there. Now, on to part two!

Priest is a marginally better movie than Legion, but that’s not really saying much. 824 more words

Comparative Exponential Religiosity Crap: Part One

In the 2007 Nicolas Cage film “Ghost Rider”, there is a scene where somebody says to Nicolas Cage’s character, “I’m worried about you because you’re filling your head with all this comparative exponential religiosity crap!” or something of that nature. 1,885 more words

Out of the Dark Review

Out of the Dark is a useful reminder that resumes are not always accurate predictors of success in the movie business. How often do we see the phrases “From the Producers of” or “By the Director of” or the even vaguer “The Team That Brought You” splashed across the promotional material, only to find that the new film is nothing like its purported antecedents? 564 more words



I watched Noah last week with some friends from church. We weren’t expecting A Beautiful Mind, but I would have been happy with Gladiator. 1,032 more words


Movie Review: Safe

Jason Statham, you’re killing me, man. You’re killing me.

If you read my Homefront review, my Transporter review, and/or my Transporter 2 review, you know that Jason Statham has my utmost respect. 1,241 more words